The Most Random System

Chapter 1114 - 498: Is This Some Kind of Group Activity?

Lin Li now suspects that the woman in bed is Doomsday World’s must-eat list NO.1.Otherwise, there’s no way to explain how one room could hide two cheating guys.

Just now, Divine Sense finally penetrated the cabinet partition, discovering that there indeed was a humanoid inside, and Lin Li felt extremely awkward.

Damn.

Isn’t this too ridiculous?

It’s like you’ve become a doctor, and during the consultation, you glance at the computer, then seriously tell the patient, "I have bad news," and the patient nervously asks, "What?" You solemnly say, "You have to stop masturbating," and the patient asks in pain and confusion, "Oh my God, why? This is the most important joy in my life." At that moment, you angrily say, "Because we’re currently in consultation, and you’re about to ejaculate in my face, hurry up and put your pants on, dumb dog."

The patient only then regretfully complies, and later reports you for patient malpractice, something so absurd like that.

So, is my roommate really being cuckolded?

But now that you say it, there were indeed many signs.

The roommate’s earlier ’enlightenment’ and ’doubts’ weren’t baseless; indeed, there was another man before him, only mistakenly thought to be himself.

No wonder when the real deal came back, the roommate’s first reaction was planned to hide in the wardrobe, but at that time, the woman immediately excitedly emphasized that this wouldn’t do, making the roommate hide under the bed.

The roommate thought it was because the little green might have a habit of checking the wardrobe when returning, but now it seems it was to avoid an encounter between his yellow-haired roommates and the super yellow-haired cabinet person.

It all makes sense now.

Lin Li’s gaze once again fixed on the roommate’s crotch.

Recalling the roommate’s prior gaze and words like ’evidence,’ could it be that the underwear on the bed, stretched by longing, actually belongs to the big yellow in the cabinet?

Just as Lin Li was brainstorming, the roommate’s mind went nuclear.

•᷄ᯅ•᷅.

What’s this guy next to me talking about, what’s "Do I know the person in the cabinet"?

There’s really someone in the cabinet?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

First of all, it’s known that the guy beside me appeared in this room earlier than I did, so he probably knows more information.

If there’s someone in the cabinet and he knows, it would mean the guy next to me is first place, and I thought I was second place but am actually third, the cabinet one is second, little green... who cares who is which place, it’s not important.

Holy!!

The roommate’s pupils quake!!

——Was the little guy juice I just slurped mixed double guy juice!?!!

"Yue——" The queasy roommate feels like vomiting, but considering the current scene, he quickly covers his mouth to suppress the urge.

Sorrow strikes the heart!

If you all were having an orgy, you should have invited me!

Why hide it from me and trick me into eating your mixed discharge?

So sad, feels like I’ll never love again...

Lin Li doesn’t know what his roommate is thinking.

Speaking of which, I do have a ’Proof of Telepathy’ that can eavesdrop on thoughts, but the ’small probability’ described in this tool is truly ’small;’ since acquiring it, compared to frequently entering the ’Celestial Being’ state, it hasn’t triggered even once.

Of course, it might also be that when it triggers, there’s no one nearby, so there are no thoughts to eavesdrop on, which leads me to not know that it triggered.

However, the desire for the roommate’s inner thoughts is not enough to actively break this tool, looking at the bitter roommate, a recovered Lin Li wants to laugh.

Is it a doomsday world’s love melodrama?

This is purely overindulgence.

If this is a shelter, it must be streets ahead of Hu Fei’s shelter conditions, yet there’s still time for these antics.

Having made up his mind, Lin Li listens closely to the bed’s current progress.

"Pingping, don’t be upset, I’ve returned to accompany you, haven’t I? Why do you still look so distressed?" Little green continues to care for the woman, embracing her, gently burying his head at the bedside:

"There’s no out task anymore, tonight I can stay with you, aren’t you happy?"

If the man were to lift his head, he’d see the woman’s twitching mouth corners.

Happy? How the hell can I be happy!!

Under the bed and inside a cabinet, there’s one each, if you don’t leave tonight, what about them! How can you be so selfish, thinking only about yourself!!

"Then let me tell you something interesting, make you laugh a little," Little green wrack his brain, then warmly speaks, "Earlier passing by the medical point, I overheard someone say to the healer that their butt hurts, the healer asked for specifics about where it hurts, and they said the entrance. The healer was too lazy to use their ability, directly saying ’If you keep referring to it as an entrance, it will always hurt.’

Haha, isn’t that funny?"

Woman: "..."

In this situation, it’s impossible to laugh.

The woman plans to feign a chuckle,

Under the bed: "Hehehe, entrance, damn, calling it an entrance, so it’s for guys, truly amusing, hahaha—"

Woman: "(;☉_☉)?"

Hearing the laughter and commentary rising from under the bed, the woman is first stunned, then she panics—Is Lv Mingyan stupid, laughing out loud at this time?

Meanwhile, under the bed.

As Lin Li made a sound, the roommate turned shocked to look at Lin Li, after a brief mind blank, he immediately reached out, attempting to cover this guy’s mouth.