The Most Random System

Chapter 1115 - 498: Is This Some Kind of Group Activity?_2

Damn!!This guy must always laugh when he goes to the hospital for an injection, because he laughs at the IV drip!

Seeing through his roommate’s thoughts, Lin Li’s smile didn’t change, but he immediately materialized a baton, blocking and pulling away the man’s reaching hand.

A guy who’s sucked another man’s juice, Lin Li didn’t dare to imagine what his hands had touched.

And yet he wants to cover my mouth, how disgusting.

The hand that got hit was pretty painful, and the roommate who initially wanted to get angry felt inexplicably guilty when he met Lin Li’s gaze. But then he realized he had nothing to be guilty about, it was clearly this guy who was in the wrong. He looked at Lin Li angrily again.

But Lin Li had already ignored his roommate, looking expectantly at the bed.

Of course, he laughed on purpose.

Greeny, now it’s truly your turn, question and expose all of this, start the bloodbath!

Greeny: "Yeah, it’s really funny."

Greeny: "But Pingping, you should talk less and have a good rest. You sound a bit strange now."

"Knock knock knock!"

Expressionless, Lin Li had lost the desire to complain inwardly. He knocked on the bed board, and spoke bluntly:

"Hey bro, are you deaf? This is my laughter, can’t you tell?"

He didn’t lower his voice at all.

The roommate beside him was completely dumbfounded, looking at this guy who directly jumped to the forefront in disbelief, his inner world shaking—why are you so bold!

The most shocking thing is, why do you have to drag me to my doom with you when you’re being brave!!

He immediately reached out again to attack Lin Li.

Lin Li swung the baton again, but this time the force that the baton met exceeded his estimation and actually bent it.

Seeing that the opponent didn’t seem to have used full strength, this power must be extraordinary, right? Is he an Awakened with strength similar to Hu Fei?

Lin Li wasn’t the least bit flustered. After all, this baton was just the most basic means he possessed. The "Five Elements Technique" was activated, and flames generated out of thin air directly surrounded the attacking hand.

The man withdrew his hand immediately as it was burned, then looked surprised at the flames dissipating. When he looked at Lin Li’s expressionless face again, besides more shock, there was now vigilance and caution.

The fleeting confrontation ended, the green outside the bed was ultimately alert of hearing, heard Lin Li’s questioning and paused for a moment before lifting his head: "Did I just hear a man talking to me?"

"Too tired! Must be auditory hallucinations!" The woman stomped on the bed as if trying to warn the person under the bed in her perception.

Lin Li: "Yeah, yeah, buddy, you heard wrong, you two continue, continue, and try to tell as many jokes as possible!!"

The woman’s face turned completely pale.

Greeny was stunned for a moment, then suddenly lowered his head and lifted the bed curtain.

Immediately he saw a man, shirtless, writhing and trying to escape from under the bed. The man seemed to have noticed his gaze, waved with a bitter smile: "It’s not me, it’s not me, the one talking is this buddy next to me."

The man who had been crawling immediately sped up, with his line of sight no longer blocked, Lin Li behind him came into view.

The other side smiled and gestured with a peace sign: "Hello, my name is Bai Bufan."

Greeny: "?"

Within a minute, Greeny was more dumbfounded than he’d been all day. He sat back up abruptly, clearly looking at the woman, but his pupils already dilated: "Pingping, who are these two people?!"

Woman: "?"

"Two people? How could there be two people under the bed?" the woman said in shock.

At the same time, there was a thud from the cabinet, seemingly shocked by the situation, but no one paid attention at the moment.

The roommate, now no longer a roommate, Huang already stood up. Although he’d seen his shirt in the corner of the room, he didn’t dare to get it, just gave a sheepish smile at the seemingly dazed Greeny and pointed at Lin Li, who calmly crawled out from under the bed:

"Brother Wen, it was him talking to you earlier, maybe he has some issues with you, you guys handle it yourself, I have something to do, I’ll be leaving first."

With that, Huang quickly walked to the door.

"Zizzle—Boom—"

Lin Li whistled because he saw Greeny suddenly lower his head and raise his hand, his fingers sparking with dazzling blue-white electricity.

In the sizzle and crack of electricity, a twisted electric snake ripped through the air, hitting the wall precisely in front of Huang’s feet.

The bricks exploded into a mass of charred black marks, the acrid smell of burning filled the air, the sparks crackled and flickered on the wall, and Huang, who was very close to the arc, couldn’t maintain his smile anymore and stopped in place.

Greeny took a deep breath, only then slowly raised his head: "Lv Mingyan, who told you to leave?"

The guy who seemed to be named Lv Mingyan: "... I did."

Greeny looked at the woman on the bed, shivering with apprehension, and said calmly: "Explain to me what’s going on now."

"I don’t know either——" The woman trembled all over, then immediately denied, turning to point at Lin Li, "Who is this guy?"

Greeny laughed angrily: "You still have the nerve to ask me who this guy is? This question should be for you! Cheating with two people, huh? Well, well, Anping, you’re quite something!!"

"No, Youyu, I really don’t know this person!!" The woman pointed at Lin Li, who was grinning, explaining in confusion and panic.

"What you mean is, he somehow ended up under the bed in our house without you knowing, didn’t steal or rob anything, just quietly lay there, listening to your sordid sounds until now, and even peacefully lay there with Lv Mingyan for quite a while, is that right?"

Woman: "Yes!!"

Little Huang was really amused, Lin Li could even see the veins throbbing on his forehead, and more unsettling electrical arcs appeared on his body.

"So you weren’t cheating on me with two people, is that right!!" Little Green stood up and shouted angrily.

"I truly don’t know him, Youyu, I swear, if I knew him, my life henceforth would be controlled by the Parasites!!" The woman also stood up from the bed, her eyes brimming with tears.

Lin Li: "O.o?"

He had a look of being wronged.

Nevertheless, the woman’s clarification was indeed necessary for himself, so Lin Li nodded with a smile:

"This Little Green...this pal should be called ’Youyu’, personally, I have no interest in public transportation, I truly don’t know this person, and there absolutely was no affair between us, my appearance under the bed was indeed a momentary drift."

Little Green: "?"

How the hell did you get lost here.

"See! See! I told you! I don’t know this person at all!!" The woman surprisingly became a bit haughty.

But before Little Green could speak, Lin Li smiled at the woman on the bed: "But ma’am, I personally suggest that swearing should not be done carelessly."

His former roommate Little Huang was stunned.

Anping truly doesn’t know this person?

The young rascal really wasn’t part of his play under the covers?

When lying under the bed, did he still make some lamentable vow with him?

...That kind of thing is unacceptable!!

"How am I supposed to believe that you got lost under my bed." Little Green came back to his senses and stared at Lin Li, electrical arcs racing in his hands.

In Lin Li’s hands, the arcs similarly raced.

Little Green: "?"

Lin Li didn’t truly use the "Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique", he was just playing with the arcs, then smiled, speaking to Little Green:

"Little Green, actually you made a very good accusation, the one about the number of people she’s cheating with; chances are, there are indeed two."

"Didn’t you say you weren’t one?" Little Green was taken aback.

Did not even notice the woman on the bed was likewise surprised.

"Because the whole party isn’t present yet."

Lin Li’s mischievous nature was about to unravel.

His gaze turned towards the wardrobe in the room, lightly tapped his finger, a small harmless electric explosion occurred above, Lin Li invited:

"The buddy in the wardrobe isn’t planning to come out?"

Little Green: "???"

Little Green suddenly turned his head to look at the wardrobe behind him.

There’s more?

Still someone in this room?

Under everyone’s gaze, perhaps knowing there was no escape, the wardrobe door finally opened slowly—

A man emerged in the light and shadow, sheepishly grinning at everyone.

His clothes were a mess, his upper body even dressed in women’s clothing, appearing as though he had randomly picked some outfits in the wardrobe to cover himself.

But Lin Li hadn’t commented yet.

Little Green: "Lv Minghuo?!! Why is it you?!"

Little Huang: "Brother?!! Why is it you?!"

The ultimate Huang Mao in the wardrobe, also known as Big Huang, sheepishly smiled:

"Bro, brother... Brother Wen..."

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li scratched his head.

Wait a moment, let me sort this out.

The entire Jinxi Bei was in total chaos.

Just regretting that the Otherworld didn’t have Bao Wei, no one could finish it off in one go.