In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

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The reason we've been able to persevere until now is entirely due to this unwavering belief.

Taking a deep breath, Funina pushed open the door, intending to sit at her desk and think carefully about how to face that guy.

To everyone's surprise, as soon as the door was opened, a man wearing only a bathrobe was casually leaning against the sofa, yawning every now and then.

Upon seeing her arrive, the other person stretched and said lazily, "Go take a shower, or the water will get cold."

Funina: "..."

No, whose house is this?

Also, it just doesn't seem right for a guy like you to dress like that and urge a woman of the opposite sex to take a shower.

Xu Guang tilted his head, somewhat puzzled: "What's wrong? Is the atmosphere off, or do you feel like something's missing? I actually have some low-temperature candles and Confucian books here, but those are a bit too difficult for newcomers, let's talk about them later."

Funina raised her hand to interrupt the other person, her lips twitching slightly.

"Wait a minute, putting aside that's not what I meant, what the hell are all those weird things you're talking about?"

Xu Guang chuckled: "What do you know? This is a magical tool we'll be using later. It'll make you meowing away."

Funina: "..."

Regardless, this conversation was too explosive. Wait, something felt off to her.

Could this guy have feelings for her?

Xu Guang burst out laughing.

With such a slow reaction, why would Funina even need to think about something like this?

That's definitely how it is.

But it was only in this way that he became even happier.

Xu Guang became casual, looking at the other person with a smile in his eyes: "Otherwise, what do you think we should do? In the middle of the night, a man and a woman alone in a room, these few words combined could be enough to make two episodes of movies in some countries. You can't possibly think I just came here to chat with you, can you?"

Funina took two steps back and accidentally bumped into a chair with a loud thud.

Xu Guang quickly stepped forward to support her, then pulled the girl into his arms and said with a smile, "Be careful, don't make such a commotion. If other people hear this, I can't guarantee that I won't 'accidentally' reveal your identity."

Funina trembled, her body contorted with anger and fear.

She had no means of countering this life-threatening threat.

Xu Guang continued to patiently persuade him.

"Look at those lights outside the window, they're so beautiful. It would be such a pity if they were destroyed, and all your hard work over the years would be for nothing."

As he spoke, he pointed outside.

"These are not just numbers, but families, street vendors, workers who have been busy all day, and children who look forward to tomorrow with smiles."

As those words, which were utterly scathing, continued to fall, Funina could only take a deep breath and try to calm herself down, asking softly.

"What do you want?"

Xu Guang reached his hand to the other girl's neck, lifted her head, and replied with a smile, "I want to, but before that, shouldn't you squat down and lubricate yourself first? After all, being too dry won't be a good experience for either of us."

Fu Ningna fell silent, remaining silent for a long time with a wandering gaze. After a long while, she finally made up her mind and slowly bent down to squat.

Xu Guang, standing in front of him, was still instructing him: "Do you know the Thunderfire Sword Squat? You have to do it like this first, then where, then stick your tongue out, understand?"

Funina listened to the other party's arrangements with a humiliated expression, and then she saw something she would never forget in her life.

Beneath that bathrobe, the dragon raised its head.

It was almost half the length of her head.

"You must be joking..."

She'd lived for so many years and this was the first time she'd ever seen something like this. Were all men's things this outrageous?

No wonder so many girls say they feel uncomfortable; anyone would feel uncomfortable if this thing went in.

The light shone down, casting shadows on Funina's face; the sheer size of the object inspired awe.

Xu Guang chuckled: "I understand you're a beginner, and Shenhou might be a bit too difficult. How about this, try wrapping the front end first, it shouldn't be too hard."

Although the girl didn't understand everything, she roughly grasped the meaning. She gestured to indicate the size and nodded with some difficulty.

Judging from her observation, it didn't seem too difficult.

Fortunately, the other person had showered beforehand, so the smell wasn't too strong.

After looking around for a while, Funina found a good spot and lowered her head.

Warm objects are placed in a humid and hot place.

Xu Guang squinted his eyes contentedly.

Chapter 158: Pressing the Head Down

"Cough cough cough..."

The girl's face turned red, and she coughed incessantly, which could be roughly understood as her choking on water, except that the liquid was much thicker than water.

Xu Guang stood on her, gently patting her back, and sighed helplessly: "I told you to be careful when you came out, but you still ended up like this."

Funina rolled her eyes at the other person.

He cursed inwardly, "Who do you think caused this?"

And at that time I wasn't even going to eat anymore, who was it that pressed her head down with their hand!

This is a classic case of turning your back on someone after you've done your bidding.

What's more, you haven't even pulled your pants up yet, and in just this short time, something has started to rise again, slapping against her body from time to time.

Even though this thing had slapped her face a few times just half an hour ago.

Just as Funina was deep in thought, Xu Guang reached out a finger, pulled at the corner of her mouth, examined it carefully, and said with satisfaction, "Not bad, not bad, you drank it obediently, you deserve a good reward."

The girl remained silent.

She hoped it wouldn't happen again; who would want something stuffed in their mouth?

Xu Guang patted the other person on the head and said, "You can't say that. You should know that one drop of semen is worth ten drops of blood. It's a valuable thing."

The girl secretly slandered him.

How strange!

But soon she realized something was wrong and suddenly looked up. She hadn't said anything, so how did the other person know?

"Can you read minds?"

Xu Guang spread his hands: "I can indeed see your thoughts, but this is only the most basic level. I have a brand new service here that you can enjoy without any resistance. Want to try it?"

Funina took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and gritted her teeth.

She has many secrets that she cannot reveal to outsiders, such as the fact that she is actually playing the role of a god, and the crisis that Fontaine is about to face.

If the other person knew, she wouldn't know what the pressure plate would be facing.

As a result, the girl's mood, which had just calmed down, suddenly became extremely bad.

Seeing this, Xu Guang stepped forward and rubbed Cherry to comfort her, saying, "Don't worry, there's a first time for everything. You'll probably get used to it later, and then it won't be so easy for you to want it."

Funina looked exhausted.

She doesn't think she'll get used to this suffocating feeling. No normal person would like it, and is that what I'm worried about?

For the sake of the people of Fontainebleau, her sacrifice was truly nothing.

And you can just talk, but don't move your hands around. My tooth was already swollen from being bitten, why are you still squeezing it?

Seeing that the girl's expression was getting angrier, Xu Guang stopped what he was doing and wiped his hands with the still warm ball cover he had picked up.

What, you're asking why we don't use triangular pieces of fabric?

They're all soaked through; they're practically unusable now.

Xu Guang casually tossed the ball cover aside, looked at the person in front of him, and smiled broadly: "Alright, don't be so sad. There are gains and losses in everything. You've been playing the role of a god for so long, haven't you ever thought about becoming a real god?"

Fu Ningna frowned. In her understanding, making someone a god required a lot of resources and sacrifices. This person was quite something, trying to make her a god just by talking.

She was about to retort, but when she saw Xu Guang's amused smile, she swallowed the words she was about to say and instead nodded: "Alright then, I want to become a god, how can you help me?"

Xu Guang smiled and said, "I promised you I would reward you. As for how to become a god?"

At this point, Xu Guang reached out and touched the other person's forehead with his palm.

"Okay, that's it."

Seeing this childish behavior, Funina almost laughed in anger.

What's going on? This way she can become a god?

Really...

The girl was thinking when she suddenly froze, because she realized that the water element in the air was responding to her.

As the human side of the water goddess, she may not have much power, but that doesn't mean she's just an ordinary person.

At the very least, she is very sensitive to the element of water.

The girl now discovered that the elemental forces that had previously been lazily floating in the air were now surrounding her like sycophants, as if they were worshipping a king.

Funina raised her hand, and blue water elements gathered wildly, changing according to her thoughts. Power gathered in her palm, and she could feel that now, with just a wave of her hand, she could easily shake mountains and lift rivers and seas.

That terrifying power is probably much stronger than the divine aspect.

Funina asked in surprise, "How did you do that?"

Xu Guang looked at her thoughtfully and replied, "These little things don't matter. What I'm more curious about now is that you have the power equivalent to a real water god and the ability to control the water element."

So, when we're doing something fun, can you use this power to assist? For example, to relieve leaks, or to heat the water inside the body, making it more inclusive and comfortable.

Fu Ningna's expression froze; she was somewhat confused.

This is the power of a god! How could they possibly want to use it for that kind of thing?

Is there any mistake?

Xu Guang smiled and shook his head.

"I always feel like you've got one thing wrong. For me, the power of gods is just something I can easily obtain, but there aren't many characters that can make me feel good, and even fewer techniques that can help me enjoy myself. Things are valued for their rarity."

Funina covered her head, looking bewildered.

What did she do with that?

Is it still Teyvat?

When did divine power become something worthless?

If she had that, she wouldn't need to go through all that trouble to act.

Why not just be a carefree street hustler? Buy a couple of desserts now and then, eat one and get one free. Who dares to object? They'll be judged in an instant.

But there's no rush now. She's already a god, so she'll make up for everything she's missed over the years!

She wanted to buy desserts openly and honestly, and to severely punish those who offended her!

However, Xu Guang soon shattered her beautiful illusion.

"Let me make this clear first: this power will only last for one day, so you'd better plan ahead."

Fu Ningna's excited expression froze, and she sighed.

"It's alright, this is good enough. Be content with what you have."

If you only have one day, you really need to plan carefully. First, you need to demonstrate your strength, give the people confidence, and deter the enemies hiding in the shadows. Then, you need to go to the courtroom to conduct a trial that you personally lead to strengthen the authenticity of your identity.

Thinking about it this way, it seems like there wasn't much time left for her to do anything else.

Pity.

"Fufu."

Hearing the other person call her name, the girl turned her head, looked at the other person's smile, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"When did I tell you that this ability can only be used once? It's just because I don't have enough anchor points right now, that's why it's like this. Later on, it doesn't matter how long I want to use it."