In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

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Funina: "???"

Chapter 159: This window is just too much!

"No, wait a minute?"

Funina raised her hand, somewhat bewildered. At first, the other party said there was only a one-day deadline, which she actually thought was reasonable, since creating a god would be terrifying.

What does this mean now?

Xu Guang calmly explained, "It means exactly what it says. As long as there are enough anchor points, you can do whatever you want."

Funina became excited again: "Then how do we set up that anchor point?"

Xu Guang smiled without saying a word, but his gaze kept wandering.

The girl was stunned for a moment, then blinked and asked, "Do we have to do that kind of thing?"

Xu Guang bent down, lifted the other person's chin, looked into those beautiful eyes, and praised, "You're really smart."

"Then... don't press my head down this time, it's very uncomfortable."

"I'll try my best, and you have more than one mouth."

"Ok?"

……

"My lord, the delegation has been waiting for quite some time. Shall we proceed to the meeting hall as planned?"

The guard outside knocked on the door and said respectfully.

It's almost nine o'clock now, and the Water God usually wakes up by now, but I don't know why today...

However, as a guard, she always did her job well and never overstepped her bounds. She just stood there until she received a response.

Soon, noises came from inside the door.

It was a slightly stuttering, panting breath, and the faint sound of splashing water.

"Um...I...wait a minute..."

The captain of the guards wondered, "Are they washing up?"

Thankfully, the adults only woke up a little late and didn't oversleep.

Inside the room, Funina bit her lower lip and weakly pushed the person behind her.

All night long!

It lasted a whole night!

They didn't rest for a moment.

The other party did everything they could except for the last step. Now, not only is her upper lip swollen, but her lower lip is too.

Even the ones that followed...

Thinking of this, the girl said pleadingly, "Let's stop here for today... otherwise I won't be able to face anyone..."

There is not a single word of falsehood in this statement.

At this moment, her body was sticky, a mixture of sweat and bodily fluids. If you put your hand on it and then lifted it up, it would be stringy. Not to mention her face, which looked like she had a face mask on.

If she were to appear in public looking like this, she would never be able to face anyone again in her life.

Xu Guang patted the other person's buttocks and nodded with great satisfaction.

The other party was quite cooperative last night, so he would definitely fulfill this small request. He casually pulled a tail out of his pocket.

"This thing is meant to protect you, so take it with you when you go out today."

Fu Ningna glanced at it with difficulty and remained silent for a long time.

This thing, covered in granules and with a fluffy tail, couldn't possibly have been put in its mouth, so its whereabouts are easy to determine.

Although she knew the chances were slim, the girl still offered her opinion: "Can I not wear it?"

"What do you say?"

"Oh."

After watching the other party put it in, Xu Guang stretched and prepared to leave.

He was very satisfied with his trip to Fontainebleau.

Next up are Fischl's trial and the Inazuma Fireworks Festival.

That feels so good!

After Xu Guang left, Funina ran to the bathroom and washed herself thoroughly.

This thing almost didn't dry overnight.

After changing into clean clothes, Funina pushed open the door, and the captain of the guards who had been waiting outside took a deep breath.

"My lord, the delegation has been waiting for several hours. Let's hurry."

As a deity, the water god naturally couldn't be so respectful to a few messengers, but behind them was the thunder god.

Funina had long heard that this god had a bad temper and would resort to violence at the slightest provocation.

An envoy represents the face of a nation, and keeping them out of the public eye for too long could indeed be seen as a slap in the face.

However, no matter what, Funina now possesses genuine god-level power, and her expression is relaxed.

"I understand, let's go then."

The captain of the guard nodded and was about to step forward to clear a path when he was stopped by Funina.

"Wait, this is too slow."

With that, she raised her hand, and the water elements in the air condensed, forming a platform beneath their feet. With a wave of her hand, the platform sped away.

"Isn't this much faster?"

The captain of the guard stared blankly. Since she could remember, she had never seen the Water God move or manipulate elemental power. As a result, there were rumors among the people that the Water God was injured and unable to use his power.

Now that this has happened, let's see who dares to question her now!

With the support of this platform, the two quickly arrived at the meeting place.

The delegation from Inazuma, seeing the terrifying aura surrounding the water god, quickly bowed.

"Gui'an, great water god."

The leader of the delegation was no exception, but she had even more to think about.

Before she arrived, the chief priest had given her a booklet with several rules listed on it.

First: When they arrive in Fontainebleau, they should not be surprised if anyone suddenly appears in their group.

Second: If the person who suddenly appears does something incomprehensible, don't panic. Pretend you didn't see it, and they will naturally stop when they finish.

Third: If you see anything unusual about the Water God's body, do not speak of it, and do not spy on him too much.

Fourth: If you notice that the water god has inexplicably acquired additional clothing when you meet him, do not look at it, such as a tail, animal ears, or a collar.

Fifth: If a buzzing or vibrating sound suddenly comes during a meeting, do not ask any questions.

The delegation leader was initially puzzled, since Fontaine had not experienced war and had never been known to be corrupted by the abyss, so there should be no danger.

Looking back now, she can only marvel at the Palace Master's uncanny foresight.

Just as the other party said, as soon as they arrived in Fontainebleau, a man appeared out of nowhere and then did some inexplicable things.

The following day, the rest of the predictions also came true.

The water god had a very rosy complexion and slightly swollen lips.

The area of ​​the lower back covered by the clothes had a barely perceptible bulge.

If none of these are problematic, then the last one...

The head of the delegation was still thinking when, sure enough, the buzzing sound rang out.

Fu Ningna paused, standing up with some difficulty; she hadn't expected this little gadget to have such an effect.

My heart tightened.

Will the people in these delegations notice anything amiss?

Looking up, the leader of the Inazuma delegation frowned as he stared at the window, muttering, "This window is truly a window! Don't you agree?"

The other envoys nodded in agreement, saying, "That's right, this window is really too big for its size."

The noise of the discussion drowned out the sound of the motor running. Funina used her divine power to control her bodily fluids and it took her a long time to finish.

He then looked awkwardly at the crowd in front of him and explained, "I'm sorry, I didn't get enough rest yesterday."

Seeing this, the envoys breathed a sigh of relief and politely replied, "It's alright."

Chapter 160: Attention, Disciples of the Challenge

As mentioned earlier, they have all received professional training, not to mention the instructions from Lord Kuji.

Now, let alone such a small commotion, even if the water god sprayed water right in front of them, they could find an excuse to pretend they didn't see it.

It's worth mentioning that there were only girls in the room at the moment. The leader of the messengers was deep in thought, which could easily lead people to think the wrong thing. Was it another trick of that being?

However, we also hope that the other party can leave these ordinary people who are just passing by alone, because when gods fight, mortals suffer.

Xu Guang, of course, wouldn't do something like that for no reason. If the delegation was particularly impressive, then prayers would be useless; they would still be subjected to torture as usual.

However, it might be due to the methods of that guy, the Divine Child. These messengers, at best, were only of the caliber of well-bred ladies, far from reaching the level that would interest him.

How disappointing.

Of course, Xu Guang wasn't thinking about that problem right now; he was setting up Fischl's training ground.

The other person is a bit immature, but not stupid or brainless.

If it looks too fake, people will definitely notice, so he needs to be fully prepared and can also call in actors to save the day.

Meanwhile, in the dream world, the goddess looked at Kujo beside her with some resentment. She had worked so hard to take care of the child, but this guy was hogging all the food.

Okay, okay, let’s play like this, right?

As the group grew closer in the dream world, Kujo Sara became increasingly bold. She smiled at the look the fox was giving her and said, "I'm sorry, Lord Miyaji, but that guy Xu Guang is always like this. He likes to ask me to do strange things, and there's nothing I can do about it."

The divine child sneered, his ears perking up.

happy.

You're a sexless, frigid woman with no boyfriend. Xu Guang might have had feelings for you before, but now that there are more and more people around, who would still be interested in you?

However, she did not expose the lie, but just smiled at the other person and said, "If that's the case, then there's really nothing I can do, but I won't give up. After all, the sapling still needs watering."

Kujo laughed when he heard this.

That thing is almost three meters tall, and you still call it a sapling?

As the future sacred tree of Inazuma, she had naturally gone to see it and knew that it could grow even without watering.

"Then, Divine Child, let's rely on our own abilities."

The two were on the verge of exchanging barbs, but Ying chuckled. She didn't need to worry about that. Xu Guang would see her twice a week, but she hadn't told anyone.

She's the biggest winner!

Ultimately, men are naturally drawn to conquering women who are powerful and influential.

As for that particular cat, it was just hiding in a corner, trembling with fear.

She pouted, sensing something amiss behind her.

Qi Liangliang really didn't understand why these people were so resistant at first, but now they were fighting and demanding it.

It was indeed comfortable, but also very uncomfortable.

For some reason, that guy always puts tails on her, and the number keeps increasing.

Recently, the other party has been gesturing to measure the size every time they come, and in the end, they regretfully changed the plan.