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Sensing something was wrong, Kitahara Iori instantly opened his eyes, only to be greeted by Kotegawa Chisa's bulging veins and disdainful look.
"Wait, Chisa! That's not what I meant! Quack!"
"Huh? What's that noise? Holy crap..."
There seemed to be some strange noise behind her. Miyazawa Yu was busy getting along with Nanaka after forgiving Azusa-senpai. When she turned around, she saw Chisa running towards her.
The next second, Mars' powerful punch slammed into his face, sending him flying through the air, spinning three and a half times before finally landing squarely on the ground.
"Chisa, what are you doing? You can't bully Yu!"
"It's nothing, just to make him forget something!"
With a dark expression, Kotegawa Chisa squatted down, grabbed Miyazawa Yu's ear, and asked coldly, "Is my sister's butt pretty? Forget about it!"
"Cough cough! Don't even think about it, this kind of thing is etched into my DNA! Finally! I only have one question, who betrayed me?"
"...Iori".
"I knew it! Iori, you bastard!!!"
With great difficulty, he raised his middle finger at the fallen Iori. Miyazawa Yu's eyes darted around and he immediately pretended to faint, so as not to suffer any more physical pain.
"Well, don't just etch weird things into your DNA."
"Although I don't know what happened, Chisa should be satisfied now, right?"
Fearing the loss of juniors, he ended up killing two of them. While joking around, Kotobuki Ryujiro carried Miyazawa Yu on his shoulder to prevent the enraged Chisa from killing him again.
"……snort!"
With a soft hum, Chisa Kotegawa could tell that Yu was faking unconsciousness, but she couldn't snatch him away from her senior.
He had no choice but to angrily pull out clothes from his waterproof bag and force each of the girls to wear one around their waist.
Feeling the weight on her buttocks, Yoshihara Mana was moved to tears.
Actually, from the very beginning, she felt that the wetsuit was too tight and loose, which made her feel very embarrassed. Now that Chisa has actually awakened her sense of shame, it's like a timely rain!
……
"So, why does Iori have to be so talkative..."
Ten minutes later in Grand Blue, several boys sat in a row to receive a lecture from Azusa-senpai, with Kitahara Iori, the one who spread the crisis of trust, being the first to be lectured!
It was because of his words that Miyazawa Yu was shot in the head, so he should bear the main responsibility for this incident!
"A private Marseille! I accidentally let it slip..."
"You little pervert!"
"Why don't you go look at the sea!"
"Please compensate me for emotional distress and medical expenses!"
"Don't go too far! This is clearly the fault of gravity! Besides, Yu, didn't you see it too?"
Kitahara Iori was eager to clear her name of being labeled a pervert, pointing at Yu, who dared to extort money for medicine even though her skin wasn't broken.
In response, Miyazawa Yu touched his barely perceptible conscience and said with cold disdain, "That's true, but I'm only eating alone. At least I'm not so perverted as to directly use my ultimate move on the main character."
"That makes sense. A gentleman judges by actions, not intentions. It's really lame of me to discuss someone else's curves to their face!"
As an innocent bystander, Kohei Imamura's words naturally carried extra weight.
Even the most clueless male protagonist in a visual novel knows that discussing a woman's body in person will lower his popularity. Iori's actions clearly demonstrate that the small part of his mind is controlling the big part!
"...How much do you want?"
"I refuse dirty cash transactions, please compensate me with snacks!"
"Oh! Then we don't need to buy snacks for tonight's little celebration party. Shou, just buy a couple more bottles of wine!"
"OK!"
With a single blow, Shinji Tokita showed no shame whatsoever in taking advantage of his junior.
He immediately pulled out the shopping list, crossed out the snacks, and allocated the entire budget to drinks.
"Oh? Are we having a cocktail party?"
Leaning back and lying on Tokita-senpai's lap, Miyazawa Yu pointed at Mana with a speechless expression: "She's a girl, can't we welcome her in a more civilized way?"
"Don't worry! We'll buy the non-alcoholic cocktails from the girls' section too! How about it!"
"Hmm...that's certainly a very sincere offer!"
Nodding in deep agreement, it's clear that the senior really values Mana because she gets the opportunity to drink non-alcoholic beverages in the Pab Club!
"..."
Completely baffled by what these guys were saying, Yoshihara Aina couldn't sense any care from her senior in the cocktail.
But a party all to myself... that's actually something to look forward to!
At TinkerBell, I never had any personal space, and even during freshman orientation, I was always the one being sent out to buy things, so I couldn't really enjoy myself!
"What's wrong, Ai-cai? Don't you like cocktail parties?"
Sensing Aina's low spirits, Kotegawa Nanaka gently sat down beside her, causing the latter to shudder and frantically wave her hands.
"No, no! I was just thinking about things from the past..."
"Hmm~ Is that so? Don't worry, Ryujiro and Shinji are both great seniors. Let's enjoy the party together!"
"..."
Watching Tokita-senpai tell Iori what snacks to buy and Kotobuki-senpai collect diving suits to wash with Yu, Yoshihara Mana blushed and nodded vigorously with anticipation—"Mmm!"
Chapter 78: Getting Dressed, Drinking, and Playing the Boby Game!
"Pfft! Is it still too much of a stretch..."
He collapsed to the ground clutching his chest, his face contorted in pain as he clenched his teeth, cold sweat pouring from his forehead.
"Tokita-senpai! Tokita-senpai, are you alright?!"
"I...I can't go on, my body feels so heavy..."
"hateful!"
Unwilling to accept defeat, he pounded the ground hard, tears of pain streaming down Miyazawa Yu's face and dripping onto the floor.
However, Pab Club doesn't believe in tears, and crying can't save Tokita-senpai!
Moreover, it wasn't just Shinji Tokita; with a muffled groan, Ryujiro Juro trembled and knelt on the ground, and even Kohei Imamura and Iori Kitahara lost their ability to resist and kissed the floor.
"Senior Kotobuki! Iori! Kohei!!!"
The screams were heart-wrenching. Miyazawa Yu wanted to go over and help his companion up, but as a sense of oppression came over him, he knew that his time was running out!
"Damn it... was it still too much of a stretch!"
Leaning against the counter, barely managing to keep himself from collapsing, a look of resolute determination flashed across his face: "To actually drink while dressed... that's just... too reckless."
"No! This is perfectly normal!"
Seeing the boys completely wiped out after finishing their lines, Yoshihara Mana had a dark expression on her face and started to complain.
Are these guys from some kind of planet where they'd die if they wore clothes? If they can't stand Earth, they should hurry back to their home planet!
It's really impressive that they went to such lengths to get me to accept drinking alcohol with an O-type body!
"all in all!"
Seeing that persuasion was ineffective, Miyazawa Yu raised his head and slowly crawled to the shop entrance, hanging the "Closed" sign on the doorknob.
The next second, clothes flew everywhere, and all the boys were simultaneously freed from their restraints! Except, there was also Hamaoka Azusa-senpai mixed in~
"what--"
"Relax! Enjoy!"
"You guys are so dramatic! I've already told you, why do you always have to take your clothes off?"
Jujiro and Shinji Tokita had already struck a pose, showing off their muscles with great satisfaction, while Aina Yoshihara slammed her hand on the table, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Come on~ Didn't you see the terrible scene just now, you corpse-beast? Have some sympathy, okay!"
"Next time it might be a matter of life and death!"
"Why are you so upset about wearing just one more layer of clothing...?"
It was clearly an act, yet Miyazawa Yu was making it sound so serious. Yoshihara Mana didn't believe anyone could ascend to heaven just by putting on clothes! They were clearly doing it on purpose!
"Exactly! You guys are really something else!"
"If that's really what you think, then put on some clothes!"
Unable to look directly at the evil that was jumping around wildly, Yoshihara Aina buried her face in her hands and began to sob softly.
All I wanted was a simple cocktail party, even just once!
"Ah, I'm crying, Iori, you're so ugly!"
"Go to hell! It's clearly Yu's muscles that are too big!"
"There's really nothing I can do about it."
They exchanged a helpless glance, and Miyazawa Yu took the lead in putting the clothes back on.
Since he couldn't take off his clothes and it was so hot, he could only rely on beer to cool off. Tokita Shinji turned around, opened the refrigerator, and his face immediately turned ugly.
"Hey! We're out of alcohol."
"How could this be? There's not a single bottle left? I don't think I drank that much."
"Exactly! The party has only just begun!"
Yu Miyazawa rushed to the refrigerator in disbelief, and sure enough, there were only two empty bottles left inside, and not a single drop of alcohol remained.
"Sorry, the quantity was miscalculated."
"There's nothing we can do about it; after all, you can't do anything well when you're wearing clothes."
He waved his hand to signal to Tokita-senpai not to criticize him, because according to statistics, 99% of human mistakes are made while wearing clothes!
What a terrifying ratio! It's no wonder they miscalculated the amount of wine!
"Oh!"
"I see, I've learned something!"
"...What kind of statistical magic is this? How can it be calculated like this?"
Seeing that everyone was convinced of Miyazawa Yu's fallacies, Yoshihara Mana pressed her head in distress, wondering what kind of drunken club she had joined.
It's definitely not going to work now that we're expecting this group to sit down and chat and eat snacks. Since that's the case...
"Alright! I'll go buy the wine!"
"Huh? It'll be heavy, won't it? Maybe Iori and I should go instead?"
Asking the host of a cocktail party to buy alcohol sounds rather inhumane.
Seeing that Mana stood up to leave, Miyazawa Yu immediately raised his hand to indicate that he and Iori hadn't drunk much and that going to buy some alcohol wouldn't be a problem.
However, at this moment, Chisa Kotegawa got up without saying a word and followed Mana.
"It's okay, the convenience store isn't far. Chisa, do you want to come along too?"
"Hmm, need some fresh air, it feels polluted..."
Nodding, Chisa Kotegawa slightly raised her head, and the two sources of pollution immediately dared not say anything and obediently shrank to the side of the sofa to play the role of mushrooms.
"That's settled then, we'll be right back!"
"Okay, okay~ Have a safe trip!"
"You all, make sure you're dressed properly, especially Senior Azusa, you know?"
The one who was most worried was Hamaoka Azusa. Before leaving, Yoshihara Mana peeked half her head out from under the door, her eyes full of suspicion.
"Ah, yes, yes—"
Hamaoka Azusa withdrew her hand from the shirt, waving it innocently as if she wasn't the one who was about to jump the gun.
"Phew...really, I've already gone diving, I should be used to it by now."
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