The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

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Yoshihara Mana finally left, still worried. Seeing this, Miyazawa Yu sat down next to Nanaka and started chirping irritably.

Back when he first joined the Pab department, he was down to just his underwear in less than five hours. Aina's adjustment period is taking way too long.

Is it because she hasn't built trust with her seniors yet? It's so hard for girls to form bonds!

"No, no, no! I think it's just that Yuu adapted too quickly, eating chocolate?"

"want!"

"Give me some too..."

Reaching out to take the chocolate snack that Iori had torn open, Kohei Imamura stuffed it into his mouth and made a bitter face after only a couple of chews.

"Wait a minute! What is this?! [Bamboo Shoots Returning Home]! Who's selling this? Is it really safe to put this in your mouth?"

"!!!"

Her face instantly filled with surprise, Kitahara Iori turned her head and asked unhappily, "What are you talking about, Kohei! Wouldn't a normal person buy the refreshing bamboo shoot flavor?"

"Don't be ridiculous, only someone without a sense of taste would like bamboo shoots, right?"

"No, no, no! Only laymen would like mushrooms!"

"Hey! What did you say?!"

Their eyes instantly turned crimson, ghostly glares. Both of them, their defenses breached, were contorted with rage, their foreheads pressed together as they roared through their teeth.

"You taste idiot who can't tell the difference between salty biscuits and sweet cookies, your tongue is good enough to be given to a pig farm as feed!"

"If you're so capable, let's compare sales figures, you niche male brand!"

"How about this! Let Yu decide, two against one is considered a win, okay?"

"Exactly what I want!"

Since she couldn't determine who was superior based on sheer strength, Kitahara Iori had to find another way.

Since the bamboo shoot flavor sells more, it means that the bamboo shoot flavor is the mainstream. By having an outsider act as the referee, our chances of winning are much higher than those of Gengping!

With this thought in mind, the two of them simultaneously turned their horrified gazes toward Miyazawa Yu, who had returned to his normal boy form.

The latter looked up with a puzzled expression, completely baffled as to why there was anything to argue about.

His subordinates were snack parts that had been stripped of their chocolate components, leaving only bamboo shoot-flavored biscuits.

"What are you doing?"

"I only like chocolate! So I'll throw away any cookies, no matter what flavor they are, but mushroom chocolate is a little easier to open."

"Ah, I see!"

Five minutes later, Miyazawa Yu managed to avoid the horrific aftermath of her desperate struggle, which resulted in her head being shoved into the gap between the sofa and the wall.

The two ruthless murderers, in dealing with the heretics, resorted to their traditional art—mutual interference—by getting entangled together and pulling each other's hair...

"Hey! Stop fighting!"

"According to the rules of the Pab Club, these kinds of things should be resolved with games, remember?"

"That sounds nice, but why didn't you step in when those two bastards ganged up on me, senior?!"

Away from the battlefield, Miyazawa Yu crossed his arms in dissatisfaction and looked at the righteous and stern senior Tokita, who revealed a terrifying smile upon hearing this.

"Guess why, Yu!"

Wasting food and stirring up trouble are both bad!

"Ugh... Let's quickly draw a picture of the ghost's feet to decide what game we want to play! I'll draw it, I'll draw it!"

The hairs on my back stood on end; I realized there was a possibility I'd be planted in the sofa a second time.

Moreover, the seniors were not as useless as Iori and Kohei, so Miyazawa Yuu clumsily changed the subject.

Seeing that Shinji wasn't going to make things difficult for him, Azusa Hamaoka also joined in, and the four of them quickly came up with a final game plan.

"...Who wrote this?"

Looking at the game that the marker had finally stopped on, Miyazawa Yu couldn't help but twitch her lips into a wide grin.

Struggling to suppress a laugh, and under the puzzled gazes of Iori and Kohei, he walked up to them with the final result and announced, "After careful drawing of lots, the game you two will be facing is—the Bocky Game!!!"

"Why does this kind of thing even exist?!"

Her expression instantly turned completely distorted with fear. The thought of having to share a Bobic with the bastard next to her made Kitahara Iori's stomach churn!

"Wait, wait a minute, whose idea was this?!"

Stared at by Iori's murderous gaze, Miyazawa Yu sold Hamaoka Azusa without hesitation.

Seeing Azusa-senpai frantically giving her thumbs-up, Kitahara Iori put on her mask of pain and roared to the sky: "Azusa-senpai!!!"

"Come on, come on! Isn't this our chance, Iori? Taking down Kohei is just around the corner!" (whispering)

Chapter 79 The Simple and Dark Brown Sugar Bran!

"No! This is so weird, Azusa-senpai!"

"Not surprising, not surprising at all!"

"This is divine will! Give up."

Arguing with reason failed to change the seniors' minds, leaving Kitahara Iori with no other option but to frantically signal to Yu with her eyes that he should find a way to save her.

In response, Yu Miyazawa gave a wide, goofy smile, clearly enjoying the spectacle!

Just kidding, when he asked for help last night, Iori ignored him and acted all pretty innocent, but now the tables have turned, so it's no wonder he's acting like a scumbag!

Although watching two men play the Boxy game late at night might be the worst nightmare of the night.

But when I thought about how I could both avenge the one who refused to help me and relieve the anger I felt earlier, the mere sight of a pinhole was nothing to worry about!

"Damn it! My partner is a scumbag, but... I didn't buy any Boba today!"

"Oh! I can't play even if I want to!"

Laughing loudly, he bumped fists with Iori. Seeing that he could escape this predicament, Imamura Kohei disregarded any old or new grudges and immediately agreed, hoping to gloss over the matter.

"Wait a minute! Nobody said that Bocky games have to be played with Bocky, right?"

"You, what do you want to do, Miyazawa Yu? I'm warning you, be kind!"

"Well, it's nothing, I just have some good stuff here~"

Taking a whole strip of brown sugar bran out of the refrigerator, Miyazawa Yu turned to his seniors with a mischievous grin and asked, "How about using this instead of Bob's? It's plentiful, filling, and economical!"

"Great idea, Yu!"

"I agree too!"

"!!!"

Amidst the horrified looks of Iori and Kohei, Juryujiro picked up one end of the brown sugar bran and revealed a kind smile.

"Come here, Iori—"

"We need to cultivate this area too, ah—"

"Yada!" X2

As it turns out, even if Iori and Kohei were willing to resist, they were no match for their seniors in a two-on-two fight.

Three minutes later, seeing the two scumbags staring at each other with their mouths wide open, each holding a piece of brown sugar bran, Miyazawa Yu lay on the ground laughing so hard she couldn't catch her breath.

If someone filmed this scene and posted it on the dark web, it would be posted in the grotesque section. He would probably receive death threats from the dark web that night.

After all, it's only right that I should be scolded for offending people's eyes.

"Hahahaha—you guys are just like that, that mountain gorilla that steals bananas! I can't take it anymore! My stomach is rumbling!"

You little brat! I'll kill you sooner or later!

His killing intent was palpable, yet his mouth was stuffed with an enormous candy stick.

Kitahara Iori's threatening wink, coupled with the drool at the corner of his mouth, made him look like he had suddenly fallen seriously ill, completely lacking any intimidation!

"It's a little big, but it'll do!"

"The one who gives in first loses, understand?"

"Woooooooo..."

Unable to understand what Iori was saying, Jujiro assumed the two agreed and clapped his hands to give the order to start the battle.

"Alright, ready... Go!!"

"!!"

Although I was very reluctant, there was no point in dwelling on it now that things had come to this shameful point! I might as well just kill the heretics on the other side first and then explain the pros and cons to Yu Tong!

With a sharp look in their eyes, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei realized what was going on and immediately grabbed the candy bars and started munching on them. The scene was extremely tense for a moment, filled with... masculine energy!

"Crack! Click!"

"Wow—it's a hundred times more bizarre than I imagined!"

It's hard to describe what kind of filth your eyes see. As Iori and Kohei close their eyes and continue to close the distance, Miyazawa Yu's brain adds a lot of pink hearts around the two of them.

Disgusted by his own imagination, he covered his mouth and huddled in the corner of the sofa, trembling. The art of male homosexuality was truly incomprehensible!

"Oh...this scene is truly breathtaking."

"We absolutely mustn't let Chisa and the others see this!"

They made sarcastic remarks one after another. Before Miyazawa Yu could continue to comment, Kitahara Iori and Kohei couldn't hold on any longer and vomited out the brown sugar bran, kneeling on the ground and panting heavily.

"Huh? It's already too late? What was the final result?"

"Unfortunately……"

Using the wine bottle to scoop the remaining brown sugar bran in front of him, Miyazawa Yu took out a ruler and carefully measured both ends of the pre-match mark. He found that there were still more than ten centimeters left in each end, and could only helplessly shrug and say, "It's a draw, unless Iori is willing to take two more bites."

"No way! This is way too much! My mouth is already a mess!"

"Your statement is even worse!"

Speechless, Miyazawa Yuuki stuck out his tongue. He felt that Iori's words made it sound like he had done something to his mouth and left something behind, which sounded really awkward!

"In that case, there's nothing we can do."

"Wait, what are you doing, Azusa-senpai?"

Seeing Hamaoka Azusa pull out her phone and seem to be texting someone, Kitahara Iori suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Of course we should go prepare for Boby, since it's a tie, isn't it?"

"What! You want to do it again?!"

"I mean, it's disgusting to watch so much, and I've already finished recording, so how about we just let it go this time?"

"Ok?"

As if she had heard something incredible, Kitahara Iori stiffly turned her head towards Miyazawa Yu, her eyes blazing with fury—this bastard not only watched the commotion for ages, but he even recorded it!

Has his conscience been stolen by a dog?!

No! This grotesque video must not fall into their hands! Otherwise, I could be ruined at any moment!

"Hey, Yu! Could you come over here for a second?"

"We need to talk to you about something, it won't take more than a few minutes!"

"Heh~ Is that so?"

Surrounded and blocked from all escape routes by the well-coordinated beasts, Miyazawa Yu not only didn't panic but instead chuckled.

He had anticipated this situation, so how could he not have made preparations! With a pull of his right hand, all his clothes slid off, revealing his muscular physique that gleamed under the light.

"Sure, let's go to the small dark room and have a good chat. We can even discuss the successful experience of cultivating humans!"

"Hahaha! Yu, you're really joking. Senior! We can't be the only ones embarrassing while you all enjoy it!"

"That's right! Everyone has to participate if we want to keep playing!"

Kitahara Iori, extremely cowardly and knowing that even if they joined forces, they couldn't shake Miyazawa Yu who had taken off his clothes, immediately turned his gun on the unscrupulous senior!

It's unreasonable for so many people to only laugh at themselves and Kohei! If we're going to play, we'll all play together, even if we all fail!

"Okay, sure!"