The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

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"That's wisdom!"

Chapter 311 Even scumbags need to form a couple!

"Alright, now that everyone's here, let's head to the beach! Have fun, Yu!"

"Bridge Bean Sacks!"

Having been slapped hundreds of times without any explanation, Kitahara Iori, seeing that these scumbags were relentless and seemed to want to send her to the beach as a sacrifice, desperately escaped Yamamoto's control.

He quickly hid behind Kohei, his eyes sharp, and his face swollen, he mumbled a suggestion: "Kohei! Let's form an alliance! It looks like these scumbags aren't going to let us off the hook!"

"Huh? What are you talking about, Iori? These people have absolutely nothing to do with me, right?"

With a disdainful smile, he turned his head away, determined not to be fooled by Iori's feigned pitifulness. Imamura Kohei had no desire to get involved in the conflicts with the scumbag group.

You should know that Mana in her Corpse Beast form is so bad that even scum wouldn't dare to hurt her, so as long as Mana doesn't remove her makeup, he will always be safe!

Besides...

Turning around, his face darkened and two red lights flashed in his eyes. As Iori shook his head in terror, he grinned maliciously and grabbed the other's incredibly soft cheek, speaking slowly and deliberately.

"You're the one who brought this scum here, aren't you! You reap what you sow, just wait for your fate!"

"Kouhei!!! Even if you don't care about me, Chisa is pitiful all alone. Aren't we comrades?!"

"Nonsense! I don't have any accomplices who betrayed information! Alright, you guys better take this bastard away!"

No matter what you say, it's no use! In order to avoid disturbing today's schedule, Kohei Imamura turned his back to the scum group and beckoned with two fingers, signaling them to quickly take care of Iori.

The existence of such creatures is disrespectful to Mother Earth; it would be better to annihilate them as soon as possible!

"No problem! Yamamoto, you deal with Iori, and Fujiwara Kohei is yours~"

Allowing traitors to communicate in secret for so long was Nojima's last act of mercy!

He stepped in front of the two ladies, flashed a wicked smile and winked at Chisa and... the Corpse Beast, thus serving as the first line of defense!

"...Huff!"

Originally intending to save Iori, Kotegawa Chisa was disgusted by Nojima's wink before she could even get started. Unable to bear it any longer, she could only run to the flower bed and keep retching.

There's no way around it; Nojima is known for his sleazy personality, and his terrible fashion sense is practically a form of mental pollution for normal women.

Mana felt the same way. She squatted down next to Chisa with a bitter face and her bright red lips were wide open. Although she cared about Kohei, she couldn't resist the disgusting light emanating from Nojima!

only……

"Ugh, I can't take it anymore, it's disgusting!"

"Wait! Why are you throwing up here too?!"

Staring wide-eyed at the scumbag Nojima squatting on the other side of Chisa, covering his mouth, Yoshihara Aina felt like she had suffered a mental blow. Was this guy deliberately trying to disgust her?

"Feel sorry……"

Raising a hand to shield himself from Mana, Nojima Gen trembled weakly, two tears sliding down his cheeks and falling into the flowerbed—

"Because I did something I really didn't want to do, my stomach is protesting..."

"If that's the case, then don't do it! And how much do you look down on the Makeup Corpse Beast! Apologize to Heavy Makeup right now!"

Meanwhile, on the other side, Iori's arrogant posture, with her arms crossed and awaiting judgment, froze in place.

Slowly turning around, Kohei Imamura looked incredulously at the two scumbags, Yamamoto and Fujiwara, who were constantly surrounding him, and uttered a question from the depths of his soul.

"Wait? I want some too?!"

"Well, I feel a little bad for you, but the thought that even if we were really hungry, Kohei would get to base before us good young men is still really annoying..."

Nodding seriously, the reason why scum is scum is because he is too petty!

Therefore, even if Kohei kissed him first, it would be an unbearable burden for Yamamoto, who was considered a virgin by the gods. Therefore, the possibility must be nipped in the bud!

"By the time a bastard like you gets to base, the world will have already been destroyed! Besides, that's just a corpse beast! You guys couldn't possibly like it!"

"Damn it, Kohei! I can hear you!"

With tears in her eyes, Yoshihara Aina turned around sharply and waved her arms in dissatisfaction. What do you mean, "just a corpse beast"? That's going too far!

"Tch, are we caught between a rock and a hard place? If that's the case..."

His gaze instantly shifted away from the mountain itself. Faced with the perilous situation before him, Kohei Imamura's brain processed the situation for two seconds before arriving at the most feasible and effective solution!

creak-

"Yu, please kill these scumbags, take Iori with you!"

"Huh? You actually remembered me, that's quite something..."

Looking at Kohei, who had slid down onto the ground in front of him, Miyazawa Yu had an impatient expression on his face. Let him solve this troublesome thing himself!

And can't you see how much fun you're having watching this joke?! What am I going to do with all this popcorn I just bought that I can't finish?!

"Please! These guys are completely unreasonable, at least for Mana's sake!"

"I just can't do anything with you~"

He made two more popcorns, and threw the rest into Nanaka's arms. Out of respect for Mana, Miyazawa Yu had no choice but to stretch out his arms and come out.

"!!!"

His long hair instantly stood on end. Sensing that his brothers were in trouble, Nojima's eyes sharpened. Then, under Chisa's gaze, he took off and spun three and a half times before finally landing in front of Yamamoto and Fujiwara.

The battle escalated instantly from two against two to three against three, but the scumbags were clearly lacking in combat strength.

His entire body was covered in large patches of wild wood grain under the sunlight. Nojima Gen knew that his side was at a disadvantage in terms of combat strength, so he changed tactics and activated the protagonist's unique healing talk skill—

"Wait! Yu, you need to think this through. If Iori and Kohei succeed, our revolutionary friendship will be over!"

"That's right! You're one enough person who betrayed the revolution, why do you want to exterminate them all, you bastard!"

"Hey guys, when did our 'scumbag group' motto become 'staying single forever'? Instead of getting in other people's way, you should be thinking about how to find a girlfriend, right?"

Extending a finger, Miyazawa Yu sighed and pierced the crux of the problem—the Scumbag Group was never the FFF supergroup, but rather the stronghold of useless science students.

Hunting for couples is entirely about not worrying about scarcity but about inequality, just like how even if you have two girlfriends, you're still a scumbag, right?

However, the scumbags in the scumbag group clearly didn't appreciate the overly serious interpretation!

"Easy for you to say! You bastard, tell me how you find a girlfriend!"

"Exactly! That guy who eats the grass near his own nest, sir!"

"Ouch... What a hurtful accusation."

Her gaze toward the scumbags immediately turned hostile. Although what she said was true, Miyazawa Yu hated such heartbreaking facts!

What's wrong with eating the grass near your nest? You moved your nest all the way from Tokyo just to eat some fresh grass to soothe your empty spiritual world.

"all in all……"

Displaying the bulging veins on his hands, he cunningly teleported behind Nojima and gently put his arm around their necks—

"This water park is a high-end place, and the girls who come here are all top-notch! You guys just don't interact with girls enough. You have to cast a wide net to catch big fish!"

"Hmm? That makes a lot of sense..."

"Damn it, Fujiwara, save him first! You can't even walk past a girl, are you even a virgin...?"

They couldn't breathe anymore. As expected, Yuu really liked to use violence. However, Yamamoto and Nojima were still a little tempted.

After all, as Miyazawa Yu said, this water park is positioned at a very high level, and there are countless high-quality women there.

Although no one can see their charm in school, once they enter the workforce, older women might actually like their youthful, cute boy type!

"Let go, Yu! Can't you spare Kohei and Iori's lives for now?!"

"Alright~ then it's decided then. But do you guys have enough money after traveling all this way? The price of a single ticket is going to be a real pain."

"Regarding this, to prevent you from running in first..."

Having regained his freedom, Nojima Gen took two deep breaths and marveled at the beauty of the world. Then, under Miyazawa Yu's strange gaze, he turned around and took out a folded plastic item from his backpack.

After tilting his head and staring at the boy for a long time without understanding what he was trying to do, Miyazawa Yu, fearing that he might do something rash, kindly reminded him: "That Nojima, although there is a beach area here, there is a long section of fencing."

"Huh? Why are you bringing this up?"

"Small kayaks in deep water won't be able to reach the shore due to rip currents, so don't end up drowning yourself!"

"Ah~ thank you for your concern, but..."

Finding the air inlet in the plastic, Nojima Gen puffed out his chest and blew hard for two minutes. The originally loose plastic product quickly took shape under the support of air pressure.

With jet-black hair, snow-white skin, and even more exaggeratedly bright red lips than Aina, a humanoid creature appeared!

"See? Now you have a girlfriend, right?"

"What a brilliant idea... my foot!"

With a swift kick, he landed on the humanoid creature's pouting lips. Enraged by the horrified stares and pointing fingers of bystanders, Miyazawa Yu grabbed a utility knife and prepared to stab the tattered object that had triggered his uncanny valley effect, causing it to deflate.

"Put away anything that needs to be shipped discreetly!"

"No, my darling!"

Chapter 312 Don't name the doll, you bastard!

For Japanese university students studying in Palau, working full-time selling tickets at a water park is definitely the best job they can find.

Especially since this water park is also running couples' events, you can see countless men and women of all kinds walking by every day just by standing there, which greatly satisfies the curiosity of young girls.

I'm not talking to you anymore, I'm incredibly busy here, just stay home and let yourself go!

Finally, I messaged my curious roommate, and the ticket seller straightened her back and presented her best self—

What kind of adventures will we have today? Will it be a couple deeply in love with a 20-year age gap, a young couple who can't produce their ID cards, or an elderly couple in a twilight romance? I can't wait to find out!

"Hello, please give me two tickets for a couple, thank you."

"No problem, young man. Is this your female companion? Excuse me, this is the couples' area..."

"Nanaka?"

As the girl in front of him kept pointing with two fingers together, Miyazawa Yuu smoothed out the nasolabial folds that Nojima and the others had made on him. Before he could turn his head to continue speaking, a wet feeling pressed against his lips.

He tapped Nana-chan's forehead, and with a doting smile that instantly brightened, he took out the ticket money from his wallet and handed it in.

Faced with this incredibly sweet couple, the ticket seller felt a dryness in her throat, as if she had been forced to swallow an overly sweet donut!

She swiftly collected the money and handed out the couple's tickets, watching the loving couple walk through the door, her whole body going limp—

To be honest, this lousy job has its downsides, namely, it makes you incredibly eager to fall in love!

"Hiss... How's the situation? Did Yu and the others go in?"

Not far away, unsure of how strict the water park's screening process for couples was, the remaining members of Pab and the scumbag group chose to observe from a distance.

Let Miyazawa Yu and Nanaka scout ahead first, and then we'll take action once we've figured out the rules.

"What did Yu say? We can't see what she did at all!"

"Oh! The message has arrived!"

In an instant, a group of people surrounded him. Kohei Imamura opened Line and found Yu's private messages. There was information that the latter had sent back!

[Just walk past calmly and you won't get checked. And even if you are caught, kissing your cheek can serve as proof!]

"I see! It seems it's not so strict after all. Everyone, get ready to move out!"

"Oh!!!"

……

"Yu, is it okay for us to do this? Kohei and the others are fine, but Nojima..."

Inside the gate, in a shaded spot, Nanaka Kotegawa licked her ice cream cone while peeking at the messages Yu sent to her sister and the others. Unable to resist, she spoke up to advise Yu to be kind.

She wasn't too worried about Kohei and Mana, but she was a bit reluctant about Iori and Chisa.

As for the ones who are hardest to break down, they are definitely the three single guys, Nojima and his two companions, each showing off their unique abilities. Given their animalistic nature, they will probably fight Yu to the death once they come in!

"It's okay. True friendship is about betraying each other in crucial moments."

With a mischievous grin, Miyazawa Yu put away her phone, turned her head, and pounced on Nana Hana's ice cream cone with pinpoint accuracy, devouring most of it, while her eyes remained glued to the ticket booth.

"Oh! Someone's already taken pictures. The first couple is indeed that kid Kohei!"

"But Aina still seems to be wearing heavy makeup, how could Kohei bring himself to kiss her..."