The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

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After popping the last bit of ice cream into her mouth, Nanaka Kotegawa pouted, about to complain, when her attention was immediately drawn to the two golden retrievers by the door—

"What? I have to kiss you..."

Unable to bring himself to say the second half of the sentence, Kohei Imamura widened his eyes and excitedly patted the ticket counter, startling the ticket seller inside, who could only nod awkwardly to reaffirm her point.

"Well... it's company policy. After all, if men and women could get a discount by pairing up, we'd probably be losing a lot of money!"

"Damn it, it must be that Yu guy!"

Leaning on the ticket counter, gritting his teeth, Kohei Imamura was so angry that his eyelids twitched wildly, and his face flushed red all the way down to the roots of his neck!

He swore that Yu was definitely lying about military intelligence on purpose, maybe just to hide somewhere and watch his embarrassing situation!

And in fact, that guy guessed right. He had indeed mentally prepared himself for a kiss on the cheek, but a kiss was a high-level act that could only be done after confessing one's feelings!

"Ahem, Kohei?"

While Kohei's pupils trembled, Yoshihara Mana had a different perspective on kissing—if Mana were in her normal state, she would definitely be as shy as the other person, but now she was in her zombie form!

As everyone knows, Aina in her Corpse Beast form automatically gains an incredibly powerful buff: Courage +999 and Confidence +999.

Therefore, in her mind, the kiss wasn't the point; the point was that Kohei was so resistant to kissing her in his zombie form!

"You! Do you look down on me now?"

His head was violently turned around. Imamura Kohei stared blankly at Mana, whose tear stains were still wet at the corners of her eyes, for a moment, then his eyes hardened and he turned his head to give his answer through his actions.

"Chirp~"

"I'm sorry to trouble you, please give us couple tickets."

"no problem!"

The ticket was swiped and handed through the window in one swift motion. Looking at the blond man with a strange, large red lipstick mark around his lips, the ticket seller nodded repeatedly, her eyes filled with a hint of shock.

Is this really pure love? They can actually kiss someone with such terrifying makeup; this couple must have accepted it themselves!

……

Five minutes later, with Chisa and Mana each grabbing one half of the fan with dark faces, Miyazawa Yu felt like a pig on a chopping block in a market, about to be chopped in two!

"Wait a minute! You're all already inside! Why are you resorting to violence!"

"How dare you say that, Yu!"

Her face flushed red, and she subconsciously wiped her lips. Seeing that this bastard still dared to pretend to be innocent, Kotegawa Chisa simply gave up on dismembering him and grabbed her bag, smashing it over Yu's head.

That bastard actually let Iori kiss him. Although he was somewhat willing, he still felt more at ease having someone to take the blame!

"that……"

"You can't go over there, Nanaka-nee!"

"This is what You deserve!"

With a handprint and a lip print on their faces respectively, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei stood expressionless, arms outstretched, firmly blocking Nanaka's path as she tried to mediate.

In any case, they can only feel at ease if the misfortune that was inflicted on them is doubled and made up for on Yu!

"Wait! Nojima! Nojima and the others haven't come in yet!"

Having withstood a full combo from Chisa, Miyazawa Yu was unharmed and almost at full health. His experience with alcohol had made him far more formidable than the frail Chisa could ever hope to defeat!

However, he couldn't keep taking his injuries while playing, so he had no choice but to focus his attention on Nojima and the other two.

Ultimately, misfortune is relative. As long as someone is worse off than Chisa, I believe Chisa will definitely be able to reconcile with her past self!

"Oh right, Nojima and the others haven't come in yet! Kohei!"

"Roger that!"

Suddenly realizing what was happening, Iori and Kohei exchanged a glance, quickly huddled together, and sinister smiles appeared on their faces.

If the scumbag group were to suffer, they wouldn't mind passing on Yu's malice, so they all typed in encouragement—

Come on in! The screening is very lenient; even weirdos won't have a problem!

The ticket seller is super easy to talk to; just a couple of compliments and she'll let you through!

"Hmm... that's what Iori and the others said, so it seems like there shouldn't be any problems..."

Outside the gate, amidst the pointing and whispering of passersby, I stuffed my phone back into my pocket.

Nojima Gen calmly held his "girlfriend" and nodded to Yamamoto, who was not far behind him. Then he strode to catch up with the group and stood in front of the ticket hall, striking what he thought was his coolest pose.

"Hello, miss, it is a great honor to meet you, my beautiful lady!"

"Um... hello?"

Looking up, the ticket seller felt a sharp pain the moment her eyes met Nojima's!

For some reason, although there was no body odor or other strange smell, she always felt that this strange man wearing a sleeveless vest with his arms raised and resting on his head was constantly emitting some kind of highly toxic gas!

However, out of professional ethics as a ticket seller, she still forced a smile and nodded with a service-oriented attitude, saying, "One single ticket, right? Right away..."

"NO! Beautiful lady, it's a couple's ticket!"

"Ugh?"

This is the first time I've ever heard of couples buying tickets individually. The ticket seller suspects these young people are definitely up to something! And she has plenty of evidence!

"No... sir, couple tickets are for couples with their loved ones..."

"That's right!"

With a deep expression, Nojima Gen showed the plastic mannequin beside him, and then grabbed a round spot on its chest twice, making a suspicious squeaking sound.

"Clearly, this is my girlfriend, Elena! A pure and lovely twenty-year-old adult college student who can drink alcohol!"

"Don't name the doll, you jerk!!!"

Chapter 313 Scumbag Nojima Murders His Girlfriend Elena!

"I'm sorry, I lost my composure..."

With her hands clasped above her head, the ticket seller regretted her shout as soon as she finished.

Although Nojima is indeed an oddball right now, he is still a guest. If she angers him and he complains to her boss, she will be in deep trouble!

The only thing that comforted her was that, despite the disdainful looks from the onlookers who saw this guy carrying a doll with a name on it, Nojima Gen remained unfazed, seemingly only trying to hold someone accountable because he was embarrassed.

“It doesn’t matter. I’m tired of worldly views. Now my only dream is to go to a water park with Elena.”

He chuckled softly, his head bowed. It was merely a matter of not understanding. As a man, Nojima Gen had long been prepared to be an enemy of the entire world.

Even if his parents came today, the doll in his hand is still his lover, the woman Elena who made him lose his virginity!

and so……

"Beautiful ticket seller, we should be able to enjoy the couple's discount, right?"

"Please, don't flirt with other women in front of Miss Elena. Please, the most important thing for a man is to be faithful!"

Almost vomiting from Nojima's suggestive wink, the ticket seller clutched her heart and took a while to catch her breath before finally managing to lift her head and look at Elena again.

Now she was incredibly grateful that the guy hadn't gone to the ticket booth next door, otherwise the fifty-something-year-old ticket seller next door might have died in the line of duty.

Having shouldered so much for the company, she felt she deserved a promotion and a raise as a reward!

"Hmm~ Is Miss shy? It's alright, Elena is very generous..."

"Please stop talking!"

Extending a hand to shield herself from the pervert, the ticket seller's gaze lingered on the telephone in the ticket collection area.

According to regulations, when encountering strange individuals or special requests, one should communicate with superiors and wait for the other party to come and handle the issue.

However, seeing that the guests behind her in the queue were starting to get restless, she gritted her teeth, looked up and met Nojima Gen's gaze deeply, and then gritted her teeth and recited the familiar rules and procedures—

“No problem! Miss Elena’s tickets are on me. All we need now is for the two of us to share a kiss of true love.”

"OK! Of course, no problem!"

Without any hesitation, he kissed the baby's face, and Nojima Gen flashed a bright, sunny smile typical of a scoundrel, reaching out to take the ticket from the ticket seller.

only……

"Sir, our policy here is that we have to kiss like this. Would you like to do it again? Otherwise, I won't be able to explain myself properly."

Without making any move, the ticket seller awkwardly pointed her fingers at each other twice, then smiled wryly and pointed to the surveillance camera above her head.

"The back office here registers couple tickets. If there's no kissing, they let us through. Even if Miss Elena is the real person, I'll still get yelled at!"

"Ok?"

His toothy smile froze on his face, and Nojima Gen belatedly looked out the window with a puzzled expression—this wasn't right, was it? Didn't Iori and the others say that a kiss on the cheek would suffice? These guys actually lied!

But then he thought about it again and helplessly pushed up his glasses and nodded to show his understanding, after all, the ticket seller was also having difficulties.

Although his behavior seemed a bit nonsensical, he could still distinguish between a doll and a real person. Since the other party had already gone easy on him, he should abide by the corresponding rules...

Thinking of this, Nojima Gen looked at his lover Elena, but then he realized a crucial problem!

These are for you!

Pulling a wet wipe out of her pocket, the ticket seller looked at the huge footprint on Elena's "Eagle's Beak," suppressed a laugh, turned her head, and handed the wet wipe to Nojima Gen.

"Surface stains can be wiped off with this, as for the inside..."

"Thank you, thank you?"

He stiffly took the wet wipe, his eyes fixed on Elena's fiery red lips, cold sweat trickling down his neck and up and down his Adam's apple.

Now he faces a century-old problem: did he wash his face after using Elena last time?

That's right! Generally speaking, dolls usually have two holes, one at the top and one at the bottom, although it's possible that some have three holes.

But whether it's the top, bottom, or back, as long as there's a hole, it's basically usable! Unfortunately, Nojima doesn't remember whether he cleaned it carefully after using the top hole last time.

Besides, even if it's been washed, kissing this kind of thing still carries a risk of getting sick from what you put in your mouth!

"Um... isn't there any other way to get a discount?"

"I'm sorry, we don't offer other packages at the moment..."

"I see... Close your eyes!"

At the command, not only the ticket seller, but all the onlookers around who could hear the sound covered their eyes tightly!

In the darkness, the silky sound of silicone being kissed echoed, like the death knell of God tolling before mortals—"Suck~"

"Is that okay? Is that all?"

Half a minute later, with Nojima's lifeless voice, the ticket seller slowly opened her eyes.

The pervert who was just moments ago lively and energetic had completely lost all vitality, just like the notorious traitor Qin Hui had become the notorious traitor Nojima!

Even Elena deflated like a punctured balloon, seemingly unwilling as well...

"No...no problem, here's your couple's ticket, please keep it safe!"

Mechanically accepting the receipt, Nojima Gen staggered through the door. With each step he took, the rising sun gradually transformed into an atmosphere of the setting sun.

"Actually, when you think about it, we don't seem to be in such a bad situation?"

"...Indeed, let's give him a break."

At the same time, they stopped. In comparison, Yoshihara Mana and Kotegawa Chisa felt that they were actually quite happy. They were just shyly kissed and there was nothing to mention about it.

Having escaped from Chisa, Miyazawa Yu breathed a sigh of relief and took the initiative to capture Nojima.

"How about that? It's simple, isn't it? You little brat, Nojima, you've finally met your match!"

"Never mind~ I'm sure Elena would be very happy to know that if she had a soul, she would be happy to know that she was treated so gently!"

"Die, all of you!"

With a thud, he threw his girlfriend to the ground. Faced with Iori and Kohei's mockery, the scumbag Nojima's face erupted with raging fire!

With a dark expression, he rushed in front of You and snatched the utility knife from her. He straddled Elena with his legs around her waist, gripped the knife handle with both hands, and raised the sharp blade high with a fierce glint in his eyes!

However, in just a moment, the beautiful times the two of them spent together suddenly flashed before his eyes, and he threw down the utility knife with tears in his eyes and touched the vent.

"hiss--!"

As the gas was released, Elena completely lost her life. It remains to be seen when Nojima, who may have already developed psychological trauma, will use her again…

"...Poor Elena, she actually ran into that scumbag Nojima!"