Siheyuan: After I moved in, the compound became a mess

Chapter 297 Liu Guangtian: Xu Damao is a fool

Xu Damao held onto the sink and lifted his feet, trying to shake off the water on his feet, otherwise it would seep into his cotton shoes in a moment.

As a result, because his eyes were still staring at Sha Zhu's back, he missed the target and fell into Uncle Zhou's full bucket in the front yard with a splash.

Xu Damao woke up instantly and struggled to get up from the ground

However, this was by the pool, and it was winter, so I was naked. The more anxious I was, the harder it was to get up, and the cold water felt like needles pricking my face.

It was Uncle Zhou who stepped forward and helped him up.

"I say Damao should be more careful. He is just thinking about bickering with Shazhu. I am fetching water to cook."

After helping Xu Damao up, Uncle Zhou said dissatisfiedly, "Come on, go home and change your clothes and dry your hair. It's so cold, don't get sick."

"I'm sorry Uncle Zhou, I really didn't see it."

Xu Damao was still thinking about explaining, but Uncle Zhou waved his hand and told him to go home and change his clothes.

Xu Damao ran home jogging with the bucket in his hand, cursing as he ran. He bumped into Liu Guangtian who was holding a urine pot at the moon gate.

As a result, Xu Damao and Liu Guangtian got together.

When the two men sat up, there was not a drop of urine left in the urinal, and it was all on them.

"Xu Damao, are you blind? You can't see clearly so early in the morning."

Liu Guangtian sniffed at himself with disdain, "This can of urine wasn't wasted at all, it was all spilled on me, so tell me what to do about it."

Xu Damao's face and neck were still wet, and he was shrinking due to the cold.

On the other hand, Liu Guangtian was fine for the time being. After all, the urine was still at room temperature after being taken out of the room for such a while.

"It's broad daylight. I'm sorry for you. Let me change my clothes first. I'll get you some cigarettes later."

"That's more like it. Keep your word."

Liu Guangtian brushed the dust off his body, picked up the urine pot, turned around and walked back.

When the urine pot empties, it saves him from queuing up at the public toilet outside, and smelling the cold and foul smell.

Seeing Liu Guangtian coming back so soon, an old lady who was frying melon seeds looked at him unkindly and said, "Where did you pee, you little bastard? Be careful that your dad will beat you again when you get home."

"What? No matter what, I can't dump it randomly. I still know the rules here."

Liu Guangtian stretched his neck to take a look into the big pot, then reached out and grabbed a handful of melon seeds, which made Second Aunt Yan Bugui's wife roll her eyes.

"I just walked to the Moon Gate when the blind man Xu Damao bumped into me head-on, and all the shit fell to the ground."

"Oh, this is a rush."

Hearing that the urine was all spilled outside the door, the aunt frowned and said, "It's so cold, I can't even use water to splash it. If I pour it on the ground, it will freeze in a short time."

With a creak, Wang Dabao walked out of the house.

"Hey, Dabao, your sister-in-law and I didn't stir the pot hard when we were frying melon seeds today. We couldn't have woken you up, did we?"

When the aunt saw Wang Dabao coming out, she grabbed a handful of melon seeds and handed them to Wang Dabao, "How about trying them while they're still hot?"

"Don't bother me. I just woke up and slept well."

Wang Dabao happily took the melon seeds and started eating them.

He did sleep well, because he didn't sleep in the yard at all.

Wang Dabao ate a few and started to praise: "Oh my, the two sisters-in-law have really mastered their cooking skills. The melon seeds are fragrant and crispy. If I eat more, I think I will have to buy two kilograms to take home."

"What are you buying? I'll ask Lao Liu to send you some leftovers tonight."

An old lady said politely.

Wang Dabao didn't say anything else, but turned to look at Liu Guangtian who was holding the urine pot, and handed him a cigarette: "Guangtian, what were you doing so early in the morning? How did your clothes become like this?!"

Liu Guangtian knew that the cigarette that came out of Wang Dabao's hand was of inferior quality, so he hurried forward to take the cigarette.

At a glance, it’s the Double Ninth Festival.

He knew the power of "Da Chongjiu". His father Liu Haizhong often boasted at the dinner table about how much face he gained from that box of cigarettes.

I was thinking whether I should take the cigarettes back to appease the old man, maybe I could avoid being beaten with a belt if he gets angry again.

Wang Dabao saw Liu Guangtian taking the cigarette and laughing, but not putting it in his mouth, and thought that this kid was reluctant to smoke. He looked at the two cigarettes left in the cigarette box and stuffed them directly into Liu Guangtian's hand.

"Take this, and smoke the one in your hand."

"Ah, thank you, Uncle Dabao."

Liu Guangtian happily took out a match, lit it for Wang Dabao and himself, and took a delicious puff.

Wang Dabao held a cigarette in his mouth and stared at Liu Guangtian's clothes.

Liu Guangtian finally reacted: "Oh, Uncle Dabao, you're asking this? Well, I didn't check the almanac before going out today, and was bumped by that idiot Xu Damao..."

"Hey, hey, Liu Guangtian, who are you scolding? You said something bad without telling anyone behind their back. We all live in the backyard, so be careful with your words."

Xu Damao rushed out of the house at this time. If an aunt had not been there, he would have grabbed Liu Guangtian by the collar and beat him up.

"Guangtian, Damao is right. Just listen to him and change your bad habits."

Liu Guangtian was caught saying bad things about Xu Damao, which made the aunt feel a little embarrassed. She quickly spoke up to her son to make amends, after all, Xu Damao was the third uncle in the courtyard.

"Take it, and don't talk nonsense next time."

As he said that, Xu Damao threw a paper bag into Liu Guangtian's arms.

Liu Guangtian opened the paper package and saw that, wow, although they were economy cigarettes, there were seven or eight cigarettes in it.

The curse words that were about to come out of his mouth were immediately stopped, and he said instead: "Okay, Brother Damao, don't bother with me. I was the one who didn't know how to control my words."

"Alright, alright, I don't know you. If you didn't have this cigarette, who knows how you would have treated me badly."

Xu Damao didn't take Liu Guangtian seriously, after all, he had Liu Haizhong.

After greeting Wang Dabao, Xu Damao seemed to remember something and said, "By the way, Dabao found you a good job last night. You don't have to do much work, but you can get some money to buy cigarettes."

"what?"

Xu Damao's words confused Liu Guangtian, because Liu Haizhong didn't tell him when he got home last night.

Xu Damao pondered, "Well, you go to Old Yan's place later and see if Yu Li needs any help. I guess Yan Jiecheng is here so you won't be needed. Then go take a look at Qin Huairu's place. She's selling tea in the evening. You can go and help her with the big pot or something, and then say I asked you to go."

Touching the cigarette in his hand, Liu Guangtian curled his lips.

Good guy, you asked me to go, and you work for me, so all the favors are yours.

Liu Guangtian agreed verbally, but still planned to go home and ask his father Liu Haizhong what kind of job he had found for him.