The Most Random System

Chapter 1123 - 501: This Guy Is Actually Pretty Nice

Yang Bangjie ultimately did not get neutered.The one who successfully saved him wasn’t the so-called public decency, but simply the ringing of the class bell.

It’s all Wang Ze’s fault for dragging things out with so much foreplay and not just getting to the point.

There was a chance this would develop into Yang Bangjie being hung naked, with Wang Ze standing silently in front of him, head bowed in sadness.

There might even have been some diffraction.

Alas, everyone knows 350234 is a legend, but why do they always overlook that 350235 is also an extraordinary work?

Everyone was left slightly unsatisfied, including Wang Ze, who most wanted to sneak in through the back door, but could only helplessly return through the main entrance, while the others entered the classroom from the back door.

Seeing the crowd return and stop chatting was already an unstoppable trend, so standing near the back door by the lockers, appearing to chat while not knowing what they were talking or hearing, were Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana, who could only regretfully return to their seats.

Alas, my ears haven’t been trained enough yet.

...

"The homework is what was assigned yesterday, that’s it, class dismissed, everyone stay safe on your way home."

In the afternoon, as the last period of math ended, the penultimate weekend of the semester began.

"Woohoo! Weekend!"

"It’s like being reborn! My waist doesn’t hurt anymore! My legs aren’t sore! Even the knees of my hands feel comfy!"

"Rebirth? Where did you get that? Get me one too,"

While packing his bag, Qin Zeyu turned to look after hearing Bai Bufan’s cheer, his eyes scattered, touching his chin and murmuring:

"Do you guys think there’s a possibility, when I become a senior in high school this year, that when school starts, there could be a fair and slender hand gently tapping me on the shoulder while I line up for lunch? I turn to find a 164 cm tall, sweet-looking, well-behaved girl with a touch of arrogance, a romantic who gets jealous, clinging and warm to people, with a high ponytail, soft and cute voice, and poor social skills, a silly sweet kawaii freshman junior sister.

Just arrived and forgot her meal card, seeing such a handsome and kind senior, she courageously blushes and asks for my help as we eat dinner together. Then she promises to treat me the next day at the same place but forgets her meal card again, leading to us dining together all week, gradually becoming familiar. By the weekend, she’s added my contact info, and coincidentally, she can always find me in the crowd when she forgets her card. She rushes over, her heart fluttering when seeing my profile.

She’s charmed by my gentleness, kindness, and looks. During dinner, she suddenly leans close to me, hands awkwardly in front of her chest, gazing at me with moonlike, affectionate eyes, saying—with you by my side every day, I wouldn’t be afraid of forgetting my meal card.

At this point, I’d get up, turn around and silently look at her tear-filled, confused face, then turn back and say hey hey hey, are you just planning to break into my world so easily? Even if you’re a cute junior sister, I can’t forgive you. So fine, your punishment is that every meal in your future life will be eaten with me. She gazes blankly at me with cute eyes. I would then turn back to her and say silly, I promise you."

Hiss—is this too easily smitten? Or should I wait and see if there will be an even better junior sister to squabble over me, triggering a romantic comedy chaotic scene, maybe even a lucky pervert moment?

Oh, thinking like this suddenly feels a bit troubled. Do I anticipate becoming a senior or resist it? Hehe~ hehe~

Already unable to control his grin, Qin Zeyu touches the stack of meal cards in his pocket, smiling widely.

He suddenly feels something’s missing, subconsciously glancing to the left—

People have left, tea has cooled.

Empty, desolate.

"..."

Neither his desk mate Zhou Baowei, nor Lin Li and Bai Bufan on the neighboring seats, none were there, chairs pushed under the desks.

A gust of wind blows through, flipping a few pages of the books on Lin Li’s desk.

"Whoosh—whoosh—"

Like laughter.

Qin Zeyu: "..."

Damn!!!

Qin Zeyu realized what he was missing just now—missing the ridicule and humiliation from these bastards.

But the problem is, their behavior of leaving without bothering to mock, like abandoning him outright, seems even more humiliating!

Qin Zeyu looked to the right.

There was still one person in the back row to the right — Chen Tianming, who planned to happily stay at school with Yao Qiaoqiao this week.

Feeling Qin Zeyu’s gaze, Chen Tianming looked over and then blandly smiled.

The smile consisted of two parts mockery, one part concern, seven parts pity, and ninety part "haha, this guy is really like a stray dog that can’t forget meal card tactics even in dreams."

Qin Zeyu didn’t want to live anymore.

Really didn’t want to live anymore.

If a 175 cm tall, 36D senior sister were shyly standing in front of him now, spreading her arms gently asking if he needed comforting hugs, Xiao Zeyu would truly choose to bury himself in senior sister’s bosom until he suffocates to death.

Whether this counts as suicide or homicide.

Qin Zeyu thinks of it as euthanasia.

...

"Lin Li, remember to transfer the airfare to me later."

Already tossing Qin Zeyu aside while heading to the school gate, Bai Bufan turned to speak to Lin Li.

"What airfare?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows, ready to listen to what trash talk Bufan was planning now.

Bai Bufan: "I’ve decided that tonight’s flight is for you, don’t you think it’s selfish not to contribute to the airfare?"