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Li Wei didn't answer, but directly showed Kong Se his beginner village graduation certificate, leaving Kong Se dumbfounded.
"How...how is this possible? What was the point of all my tireless efforts these past few days...?"
"Well, I guess I'll just treat it as exercise."
I'll hold back, forget it, I can't hold back anymore.
With a loud "waaaah," Kongse burst into tears again.
After crying for six or seven minutes, Kongse, sniffling, asked resentfully, "How exactly did you complete this mission?"
"Logically speaking, that's impossible."
Li Wei patted Kong Se on the shoulder and said, "Actually, you're overcomplicating things. We should learn to think about things from a simpler perspective, and then we'll get to the point."
"and then."
"So, based on the premise of trust between people, I asked Mr. Matou a question."
"what is the problem?"
“I asked him if there was a Mr. Wang next door. When he answered that there was, I had a heart-to-heart talk with those gentlemen. A few days later, the old master told us that his wife was indeed in a much better mood.”
"After the problem was solved so smoothly, the old patriarch was very grateful and gave us the graduation certificate."
Then, Li Wei said seriously to Liu Yiqiang:
"Xiaoqiang, you must remember that every Mr. Wang who lives next door to you is a valuable asset for resolving family issues. Whenever there is a family conflict, just go to them. If you go out late the next night, when you come back, everything will be resolved."
Qi Xi nodded seriously, "Yes, especially when your wife is pregnant."
"If one Mr. Wang can't solve it, then find a few more."
PS:
PS2: Two chapters combined into one, just finished writing and posting them together. I'm meeting up with some close friends during the day, haven't seen them in half a year =.= I wonder how their backsides are doing.
PS3: It's really starting to feel sluggish; I need to take it easy and recharge...
Chapter 118 Summoning! Gudako!
Just as Li Wei and his group were about to leave the beginner village, the old patriarch of the Matou family and the two Mr. Wangs came out to see them off, their faces full of smiles.
"Head of the Matou family, there's no need to be so polite."
"No, no, no, it's my pleasure. If it weren't for your help, young hero, I would have been in dire straits."
“Mr. Mani and Mr. Hammer, you don’t need to be so enthusiastic.”
"Lord Li gave us the opportunity to be good people and allowed us to accumulate so much merit. It is only right that we are grateful."
Amidst laughter and cheerful conversation, the two groups said their goodbyes.
After Li Wei and the other three, along with the two old men, left, the old patriarch of the Matou family turned around with a very strange expression and went to a small golden house near the mansion.
At this moment, a pretty woman came out and put her arm around the old patriarch of the Matou family.
"Master, have you dealt with that woman's matter?"
The old patriarch of the Matou family nodded and laughed, "Yes, now that old woman finally stops keeping an eye on me. Even when I shaved my head and became a nun, she almost wouldn't let me go."
"I thought that as long as I got more of those weird and wonderful things, it would be enough to satisfy it."
"I never expected that those old neighbors would actually be so willing to bear that woman's weight..."
Thinking of this, the old patriarch of the Matou family suddenly felt a chill run down his spine.
Because a huge, delicate body had just flashed into his mind...
Shocked!
"But it's really strange, they haven't made a move even though I haven't come back every night during this period."
"It seems that young hero Li is quite capable and has excellent persuasion skills."
The old patriarch of the Matou family sighed, "As expected, heroes emerge from among the young."
“You’re not bad either, sir.”
"Hehe, that's true, I'll stop here."
Come on, let's have some fun!
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Other starting villages —
Lin Yifang placed a golden hammer on the ground and began chanting the summoning incantation he had always wanted to recite legitimately:
"My name is Darkflame Mage, and may I be consumed by the inferno!"
"Descend, Darkflame Master, the strongest Servant!"
A magic circle appeared in front of Lin Yifang, and a golden figure vaguely appeared within it...
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Xue Jie looked at the Gudako he had just summoned and laughed so hard that his whole body convulsed with joy.
"I've won! I am the one who will surely be victorious in this Holy Grail War!"
Gudako has always been a controversial character in the Holy Grail War.
According to legend, she was once thrown into the prehistoric era 12,000 years ago, witnessing the entire history of humankind. There is also the legend that she could choke the top magician Roman with her bare hands.
He can tear apart a Grand Slayer with his bare hands, and even if thrown into prehistoric times, he can still fix history with his bare hands...
The existence of Gudako is somewhat controversial, but the fact that he has summoned her now proves her authenticity; at least in the cycle of reincarnation, there is indeed such a being.
Her strength is beyond question!
"Come, I am your Master. My name is Xue Jie!"
This is my first step toward victory!
"Huh? What are you saying?"
Gudako has become completely demonic.
"I think you'd better watch your tone of voice."
"Let me teach you a lesson."
As he spoke, there was a tearing sound.
"Huh? You won't die even if your head is cut off?"
"It seems like a lot of fun. I wonder if you could survive if your whole body was torn into bubbles."
tear-
"Huh? So he can't survive."
With a bored mutter, Gudako disappeared.
"Forget it, I'll just go back and spend some more money on in-game purchases."
At the very beginning of the Holy Grail War, one participant was eliminated.
Xue Jie became one of the two students in the academy's history who entered the Holy Grail dungeon and exited the fastest. It is said that the difference between him and the second place was only a hair's breadth.
After Xue Jie's story spread, he became one of the three famous figures in this Holy Grail War for his bizarre exit.
Just as Xue Jie died, the other participants received system notifications, prompting everyone to become more vigilant from the very beginning in the newbie village, leading to countless speculations about this hybrid version of the dungeon.
Therefore, those people acted very cautiously in the starting village, wasting a considerable amount of time, only to find in the end—
Aside from being a bit silly, the newbie village is damn safe!
As for Li Wei and his group, they naturally received the same notification.
Putting aside Li Wei and Qi Xi, Liu Yiqiang saw that his elder brother and sister-in-law didn't react, so naturally he didn't say anything.
And the color of emptiness...
It seems she didn't even notice this while she was crying.
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A student held up a can that looked somewhat familiar, paused for a moment in confusion, and then shook his head.
"This is a relic taken from the academy tower, that's impossible."
"I'm probably overthinking it."
Thinking this, the student began chanting the incantation:
"That which is darker than darkness, deeper than night, drifts in the sea of chaos..."
However, when he recited the incantation to this point—
With a bang, the can exploded, releasing a pungent, artificial smell.
Because the first-place student spoke fluent Mandarin and spoke quickly, this student was the second fastest to leave the stage after the first-place student.
In an office within the academy, Xiao Hei, having learned from past mistakes and intending to observe the dungeon situation tirelessly without sleep, muttered a complaint after the second student who had left appeared:
"They're supposed to be students in Class S, how can their manners be so poor? They're just some forgotten, fermented herring that's been sitting out for decades with added special effects..."
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After graduating from the beginner village, Li Wei and his companions no longer needed to walk outside. Instead, they went to a silver house next to the Matou family's residence, where there was a teleportation array.
When Li Wei casually tossed the graduation certificate aside, a white light suddenly rose from the silver house, and the four of them were teleported away.
When the white light disappeared and Li Wei and the others opened their eyes again, the four of them found themselves in front of a city gate that was at least twenty meters high.
Four or five soldiers, armed with spears and clad in armor, stood guard at the gate, yawning incessantly.
When Li Wei and his group of four appeared, one of them spoke expressionlessly:
"Newcomers, right? You only need to send one person to pass our trial to get through."
"It's not too difficult, just defeat a dragon."
Liu Yiqiang was overjoyed upon hearing this. Although Yalong and such sounded very strong and he probably couldn't beat him, he couldn't help it with his older brother's help.
"That's great? Big brother is counting on you..."
At this point, the guard pointed—
"You seem quite strong to me, so I'll choose you."
"What?! Me?!" Liu Yiqiang pointed at himself, dumbfounded.
"Can you find someone else? I'm the worst player here," Liu Yiqiang pleaded.
"Stop talking nonsense. You're the best, yet you're such a coward. If you're not going to fight, then you can all go back."
Upon hearing this, Kongse quickly said, "Xiaoqiang, hurry up and go."
"But... I can't beat them!"
"Even if you can't beat me, you have to fight!" Kongse said urgently.
Li Wei picked at his ear. "Xiao Qiang, come here."
"What? Big brother, you're going to fight in my place...?"
Li Wei said speechlessly, "Didn't you hear them say we can't change players?"
"Brother... thank you for seeing me off in my final moments..."
"...Can't you have a little more faith in your older brother?" Li Wei said, his lips twitching.
Liu Yiqiang said in a tearful voice, "But I don't trust myself."
"Enough with the nonsense, I said you can beat them, so you can beat them."
"real!?"
"Come here quickly."
Upon hearing Li Wei's words, Liu Yiqiang immediately scurried over to Li Wei.
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