chsdbacks Chapter 46 Second Senior Brother, don't teach the child to swear!
Chapter 46 Second Senior Brother, don't teach the child to swear!
Early morning, at Tingfeng Pavilion.
After last night's "delivery incident," the atmosphere in Biyou Village became somewhat eerie.
The villagers looked at these outsiders with awe.
Even those with exceptional talent avoid this courtyard.
But this did not dampen the liveliness inside Tingfeng Pavilion.
In the center of the courtyard, there was a large desk.
Chen Duo, wearing her newly bought dress, sat upright on the small stool.
With his hands on his knees and his back ramrod straight, he looked like a primary school student waiting for inspection.
"Cough cough."
Su Wuxian held a folding fan he had swiped from Zhuge Qing and tapped it on the table in a very professional manner.
"Given Chen Duo's long-standing lack of basic common sense and severe social isolation, this Master has decided, after careful consideration, that the 'Temporary Tutoring Class at Biyou Village of the Celestial Master's Mansion' will officially commence today!"
"applaud!"
"Clap clap clap!"
Zhang Chulan and Wang Zhenqiu, the two straight men, clapped wildly on the sidelines.
Chen Duo clapped twice, a beat behind, her eyes revealing a clear sense of confusion:
"Master, is the lesson... about learning to kill?"
"Pah! What bad luck!"
Su Wuxian gently tapped her head with his folding fan:
"What kind of people are you killing? Why is your mind filled with that kind of stuff? Modern society emphasizes all-round development in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor. Let's learn something more refined."
"The first lesson: calligraphy and self-cultivation."
Su Wuxian turned to the side and made a "please" gesture:
"Please welcome our distinguished teacher—Zhang Zhiwei, the 65th Celestial Master of the Zhengyi School!"
Zhang Zhiwei wasn't wearing his black trench coat today; he had changed back into a loose-fitting training outfit.
He walked to the table with his hands behind his back, spread out the Xuan paper, picked up the brush, and instantly exuded the aura of a master.
"Girl."
Zhang Zhiwei dipped his brush in ink, his tone earnest and earnest:
"One's handwriting reflects one's character. A righteous heart leads to righteous writing. We who cultivate the Tao value a peaceful and calm mind."
"Today, your advisor will teach you to write a few characters; you must remember them well."
Chen Duo nodded vigorously, her eyes fixed on the tip of the pen.
Zhang Zhiwei's brushstrokes were fluid and powerful, like dragons and snakes, with strokes as strong as iron and silver.
A moment later, four large characters appeared on the paper.
Winning people over with virtue
"Great calligraphy!" Su Wuxian led the applause.
Chen Duo looked at the four characters, and although she felt they were very imposing, she was still somewhat puzzled:
"Grand Tutor, what does it mean to win people over with virtue?"
Zhang Zhiwei stroked his beard and smiled, pointing to his fist:
"Did you see this?"
"This is 'virtue'."
When your virtue is great and strong enough, others will naturally submit.
"This is what it means to win people over with virtue."
Zhang Chulan, who was drinking water next to him, immediately spat it out.
What the hell is this "virtue"?!
That's what you call abundant martial virtue!
This is absolutely misleading and corrupting people!
"Senior brother, don't corrupt the children."
Su Wuxian pushed Zhang Zhiwei away and explained to Chen Duo:
"What your advisor meant was that when things happen, we should reason with the other party. If they don't listen to reason, we'll use our fists to make them listen to reason. That's called a logical closed loop."
Chen Duo nodded thoughtfully: "Understood. Speak first, and if you don't listen, use the Gu."
"...Although there are some deviations, it's roughly the same." Su Wuxian wiped his sweat.
……
"The second lesson: Modern technology and entertainment."
Su Wuxian pointed to the other side.
Tian Jinzhong was sitting in a wheelchair, holding a tablet computer in his hands, wearing gaming headphones, and staring at the screen with a serious expression.
"Second Master?" Chen Duo called out.
"Quiet down! We're in the middle of a team fight!"
Tian Jinzhong's fingers flew across the screen as he muttered to himself:
"Charge! Charge! Charge! Cut into the backline! Is that marksman blind? Where's the healer? Heal me!"
"Ugh, I'm so angry! Is this jungler throwing the game? Report him! I have to report him!"
Chen Duo leaned closer to take a look: "Second Master, what are you doing?"
"Play games!"
Tian Jinzhong took off his headphones, handed the tablet to Chen Duo, and looked excited:
"Girl, let me tell you, this thing is much more interesting than Qi cultivation! There's a lot to learn about it!"
"Come on, let your grandpa teach you how to play support. Just follow me, and we'll dominate the Rift!"
Ten minutes later.
"Girl! Use your skill! Stun him!"
"Great prediction! That was excellent!"
"Hey hey hey? Stop chasing! That's under the tower! That's... Holy crap?! A pentakill?!"
Tian Jinzhong stared at the huge "Penta Kill" on the screen, his jaw nearly dropping in shock.
Chen Duo was playing as a little girl character, dancing expressionlessly at the enemy's fountain entrance.
"Second Master, they are so weak," Chen Duo commented casually.
"My God...a genius!"
Tian Jinzhong was so excited that his face was flushed:
"That awareness! That hand speed! No wonder it's a nerve reaction speed modified by the original Gu poison!"
"Come on, next round! Hey you, the one who just cursed at me, you keep an eye on him and kill him! Kill him until he quits the game!"
"Damn it, let him try to show off to me. I have someone now!"
Su Wuxian, who was listening nearby, frowned and quickly went over to pull Chen Duo aside:
"Second Brother Pig! Mind your manners! Don't teach the kids to swear! Is it okay to say things like 'Even though you don't have a horse, I can help you find one' in front of a child?!"
……
"The third lesson: Life Skills."
Because Zhang Zhiwei and Tian Jinzhong's teaching methods are really unreliable.
Su Wuxian decided to have Feng Baobao, who seemed a bit more down-to-earth, take over the class.
"Bao'er, I'm entrusting you with this," Su Wuxian instructed. "Teach me some practical skills, like how to fold a quilt or how to cook."
"know."
Feng Baobao nodded and led Chen Duo to the vegetable garden in the backyard.
Su Wuxian went to drink his tea with peace of mind.
Half an hour later, Su Wuxian returned to inspect the situation.
All I could see was the vegetable garden.
Feng Baobao was holding a shovel and professionally digging a rectangular pit that was two meters long, half a meter wide, and one meter deep.
With its vertical walls and flat bottom, the pit is a model of civil engineering.
Chen Duo squatted down beside her, holding a small shovel, looking at Feng Baobao with admiration.
"Watch closely."
Feng Baobao demonstrated and explained at the same time:
"There are specific techniques to digging a hole: the soil should be loose, and the hole should be deep."
"If you're burying someone alive, their head should be sticking out, otherwise they'll suffocate and it'll be difficult to question them."
"If you're burying a dead person, you need to sprinkle some lime to prevent the smell."
"And this angle...that'll really put some force into that shovel strike..."
Chen Duo took notes diligently: "Hmm, bury the living by letting their heads stick out, bury the dead by sprinkling lime."
"Feng! Bao! Bao!!"
Su Wuxian roared and rushed over, snatching the shovel away:
"I told you to teach her life skills! You taught her how to bury a body? Is that a life skill?"
Feng Baobao looked completely innocent:
"Yes, it's all about practice."
Su Wuxian was so angry that his liver hurt. He turned to look at Chen Duo and found that the girl was still mimicking the action of digging a hole, clearly having learned it.
"It's over...it's all over..."
Su Wuxian covered his face and sighed to the heavens:
"This child is ruined."
"A violent maniac, an elderly internet addict, a professional burying man alive..."
Su Wuxian felt that he was being a bit stupid. What kind of children could they raise?
"What kind of troublemaker will this turn into?"
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