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"Brothers, I'm back from the hunt. Do you know what I found today?"
As soon as Wei Long returned, he excitedly placed his backpack on the table and addressed the group who were still eating breakfast.
Upon witnessing this, Roy immediately stood up, pointing incredulously at the backpack that Wei Long had placed on the table, and asked:
"Weilong, could it really be what I think? No way, you really did it?"
Wei Long replied with a "serious" expression:
“That’s right, Roy. I didn’t expect you to actually be serious. This is what I got this time.”
The rest of the crowd, unaware of what was going on: What are you two talking about? Have the brainwaves of the big idiot and the second idiot clicked?
"What! Open it quickly and let me see if you got the golden egg!"
Upon hearing what Wei Long said, Roy threw aside the meat bun in his hand, ran directly to Wei Long's side, and opened the backpack in front of him.
"Huh? Where's the golden egg? What's this? It's a white, larger bird egg? It looks so strange!"
After opening his backpack, Roy took out a rather strange-looking bird egg and asked Wei Long with a curious expression:
"Damn, you're asking me? How would I know? I had to shoot that rocket soldier who was guarding me with a tranquilizer before I could go up and get it. I hadn't even finished getting it all when another squad of soldiers came. That's why I had to come back before I even finished getting it all."
"puff!!!"
Upon hearing Wei Long's words, Zoya couldn't help but spit out the milk in her mouth. Ignoring the furious Mai Xiaowen, she glared at Wei Long and said:
"No way, you used those tranquilizer darts I gave you before on something like this? You're such a spendthrift! Do you even know how much each of those darts costs? You...you're a hopeless idiot."
Red Wolf, seeing that Deep Blue was coming to ask about the situation, also acted as an explainer, pulling Wei Long and Roy, the two goofballs, onto the sofa, and then telling the others at the dining table what Roy had discovered the day before.
"Huh? Is that so? What is that guy Reese doing? Making people search for a bunch of bird nests? Has his brain rusted?"
Upon hearing this outrageous story, even Deep Blue sat there for a while, digesting it all. As for Zoya, she immediately launched an attack on Reis.
“Yesterday we thought Roy was just kidding us, so we had Wei Long check it out during his patrol today. It seems like it’s true.”
Red Wolf nodded. Although it sounded absurd, it seemed to be true.
"Hiss~~~ If it's true, then I don't think it's that hard to understand. Let's just think of it as Reis giving his subordinates some perks, right? Didn't Roy see a golden bird egg yesterday? Maybe it really is gold!"
After thinking for a while, Zhang Hao also put forward such a hypothesis.
"By the way, Xiao Hao, when I was inspecting the dam today, I saw a bunch of bird nests near Said's place. Why don't you go ask Said about it and see if he knows about it?"
Just as the people at the table began their respective analyses, Veelong, who was sharing his spoils with Roy, also stuck his head over and spoke.
"What? There are bird nests on Dam Zero? This... I have a feeling that there are bird nests even on the outskirts of Baksh, after all, it seems that Reis is about to take over there as well."
Hearing this, the group was stunned again. What was there to guess? They decided to just ask Said directly. Heaven knows why so many bird nests suddenly appeared.
"By the way, Weilong, you touched so many bird nests, what did you find?"
"Hehehe, I took a lot of girls and bull horns, so this time Fatty's escape is pretty much over!"
"You are invincible."
Chapter 348 The Unyielding Dragon
As Roy kept pulling out bull horns and women from Veelong's backpack, everyone watched Veelong's proud face in silence.
"Um...you seem quite proud?"
After listening, Wei Long nodded proudly and said:
"Of course! You know, every time I went out to raid bird nests before, I never found a single usable one. This time, at least it's bull horns and a lady, which can be exchanged for money!"
Weilong was so excited that he started dancing around. Wasn't this good enough? When he raided bird nests before, he mostly found batteries and tools that people had carelessly thrown away. This time, he really found a lot of stuff.
"Fine, whatever makes you happy. But think about it, what about the golden egg Roy mentioned yesterday? How many Haff coins do you think that golden egg is worth?"
After listening to Mai Xiaowen's words, Weilong did a simple calculation, and then, as if he had suddenly realized something, he looked at Mai Xiaowen and said:
"Indeed, if I could find a golden egg... what does a bull's horn matter? I wouldn't even take it for free!"
Niujiao: Family, it won't even take three seconds. In just one second, I'll show you the true colors of a man.
"That's true, but Weilong, you've taken too many bull horns. Six bull horns and three girls. Have Shenlan send them back later. You're quite something. And these two little white eggs, have Xiaohao ask Said what's going on."
After counting the spoils of Dragon's operation, Roy came over and began to persuade Luna, who was on patrol the next day, to also look for the bird's nest. After being thrown over Luna's shoulder, Roy obediently sat down to the side.
After finishing the last bite of his breakfast, Zhang Hao took out his phone and dialed Sayid:
"Hey Xiaohao, why are you calling me so early today? Are you coming over to visit me?"
As soon as the call connected, Said's voice came through the phone, and judging from Said's tone... he seemed to be suffering terribly from homework again. But unfortunately, Zhang Hao said that there was nothing he could do to help him now.
"Um...sorry, Uncle Said, I didn't come here to play. You should just focus on your homework. I wanted to ask if there's any event going on in your area lately? The other day, Roy was on patrol..."
After hearing Said's wailing on the other end of the phone, Zhang Hao smiled sheepishly and then repeated to Said what Roy had told them that day.
“Oh? I didn’t expect Roy to have seen it. Actually, it’s nothing. It’s just that Reiss was doing something in the area we’re in Asara’s territory. He built a bunch of bird nests and then randomly put some strange bird eggs or golden eggs in them every day.”
Upon hearing this, Said began to explain to Zhang Hao. Seeing this, Zhang Hao immediately turned on speakerphone, and the surrounding people crowded around, all tacitly joining in the gossip.
"If anyone gets those strange white bird eggs, they can exchange them for supplies from our two leaders. And the golden eggs were indeed made of gold by Reis. Where did that guy get so much money? Anyway, Reis said it was an event to unite these Asara soldiers, but I guess it won't last long."
After listening to Said's words, Zhang Hao and the others suddenly understood. So that's how it is! It's practically like the official government, Reis, is giving these Asara soldiers a freebie. Looking at it this way, that guy, Wei Long...
Seeing that everyone else was looking at him, Wei Long quickly waved his hand and said:
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you all looking at me for? I... I just raided a bird's nest and took two of these white eggs, okay? I didn't do anything heinous. Your eyes are really sharp these days!"
Unexpectedly, Red Wolf slapped Wei Long on the head and said to him as he rubbed his head:
"We're talking about you, you idiot. What are you doing bringing back a bunch of these white eggs? You might as well go and see if there are any golden eggs. If you're going to get anything, go get the golden eggs. I really don't know what's going on in your head. You brought back a bunch of cow horns and you're just as happy as an idiot."
Dragon: You wretched red wolf, I'll remember you! (╬▔皿▔)╯
After learning what had happened, Zhang Hao comforted Said for a few more minutes before hanging up the phone. He then picked up the white egg and said:
"Actually, it's not so bad. Brother Weilong can take this white egg to Said and exchange it for some small prizes or something. But it's most likely that it will be a wood carving made by Uncle Said himself. As for the bull horn, I think it should be given to Uncle Said. After all, it seems that the higher-ups wouldn't be interested in it."
Zhang Hao's words were well received by everyone, and Shen Lan patted Zhang Hao's head and gave him a thumbs up.
"But... I still feel a little unwilling, Roy, Red Wolf, don't you want to take a look at the golden egg?"
Seeing that he seemed to have wasted his entire morning's work, Wei Long reluctantly turned to look at Red Wolf and Roy, raising an eyebrow before saying:
"How about we go and scout these people again tomorrow? I refuse to believe we can't get a golden bird egg, okay?"
Hearing Wei Long's words, Mai Xiaowen, who was standing to the side, couldn't help but roll her eyes:
"Dude, didn't you hear what Said said before? This is an event that Reese organized for his Asara minions. What are you doing getting involved in the GTI operator group?"
But Wei Long didn't answer her. Instead, he kept staring intently at Roy and Red Wolf, and repeated himself:
"So, whether the three of us stay or leave, let's get a golden egg. We're not going to steal anything else, we just want to prove ourselves."
Everyone: Wait a minute, what's with this inexplicable surge of excitement? Have we somehow switched to the wrong channel?
Red Wolf and Roy exchanged a glance, then gritted their teeth and said:
"Damn it, fine, let's go. Just to prove ourselves, you think we're no good? The three of us couldn't even get a single golden bird egg. But are you sure we'll be in the same spot tomorrow?"
"Um... I don't know about that, but the person who gave me the seat was still there when I went there today."
Chapter 349 The Three Scoundrels of the Grass
The three then successfully formed the "Grassland Trio." If they saw the guarding rocket soldier tomorrow, Roy would immediately use smoke, and then Dragon and Red Wolf would go up and give the rocket soldier a "sleep-inducing service." Finally, the three of them would go together to see if there were any golden bird eggs.
Seeing the three of them already discussing their plan, Zhang Hao kindly reminded them:
"Don't you dare go to Uncle Said's place, okay? Uncle Said is very protective of his own. He'll grab the three of you and take you to the basement for a beating."
After hearing Zhang Hao's words, the others nodded in agreement.
"Don't worry, Xiao Hao. We're going to deal with Longbow Valley in Reis. Cough cough... Besides, we're getting familiar with the terrain of Longbow Valley first, since we'll be going there to carry out our mission later."
Zhang Hao: That's what you say, but why are you looking around and touching your noses all the time when you're saying that? You're just feeling guilty!
Watching the three of them run upstairs arm in arm, Zhang Hao sighed helplessly. Who knows what kind of trouble they might cause tomorrow?
"Xiao Hao, you seem really worried about those guys. Why don't you come with me on patrol tomorrow morning? After we're done, I'll take you to see how those idiots are doing."
At that moment, Luna's voice came from behind Zhang Hao. Zhang Hao immediately looked up, his eyes shining, and asked:
"Really, Sister Luna? Wow, Sister Luna, you're so kind!"
Zhang Hao happily rushed towards Luna and snuggled into her arms.
Mai Xiaowen: Pah! You green tea b*tch! You only know how to use this kind of thing to attract Xiao Hao. How shameful! (Her face was visibly sour)
Zoya: Oh my god, this tiger girl can do this now? She wasn't like this when she was bullying me before! Can she really backstab me like this? I... if I'm gentle, will Xiaohao think I've been possessed?
"In that case, you can go to bed early with your sister tonight, okay? And I'll take you on patrol early tomorrow morning, alright?"
"Okay!" q(≧▽≦q)
Mai Xiaowen/Zoya: Damn it, that Luna is absolutely despicable! Now she's actually trying to monopolize Xiao Hao, it's unforgivable! ╰(艹皿艹 )
After achieving her goal, Luna looked at Mai Xiaowen and Zoya and gave them a victorious smile.
Zoya was so angry that she almost got up to challenge Luna to a duel, but when Luna pointed to Zhang Hao, who was still lying on top of her, Zoya could only grit her teeth in anger but couldn't bring herself to do it.
As Zoya sat down, she grew angrier and angrier, and punched Mai Xiaowen hard in the thigh next to her.
Mai Xiaowen: No, sister... all you ever do is throw punches at the weaker people?
But seeing Zhang Hao looking over curiously, Zoya, in order to maintain her image, quickly covered Mai Xiaowen's mouth and then pretended to be concerned, saying:
"What? Xiaowen, you're hungry again? If you're hungry, you should go get some snacks. After all, there's still some time before lunch."
Mai Xiaowen: You...you two shameless old women only know how to bully me! I...I'll just eat Xiaohao up one day, and you'll both become his concubines!
Luna, in perfect unison, took Zhang Hao to the shooting range to practice shooting, and only then did Zoya release her hand from Mai Xiaowen's.
"I'm sorry, Mai Xiaowen. I really couldn't help myself back then. After all, you saw how annoying Luna was, so... please forgive me, Xiaowen."
"I forgive you for xxxxxxx, you just take it out on me, don't you? Xiao Hao is going to be all alone with that Luna tonight, and all you do is hit me. Can't you put in a little more effort? Aren't you supposed to be able to easily handle Luna? What are you doing now?"
After hearing this, Zoya scratched her head somewhat awkwardly and said:
"Sigh, back then, wasn't I the only one who dared to attack Xiao Hao when we were in the lead? You two cowards couldn't even do it, but Xiao Hao was almost kissed to death by the three of us. And the last one broke the law. Do you think I could handle Luna? Fight her? Sure, I'll practice with her and let her know that bullying isn't just a problem in her country."
"Include me when you bully them."
"Okay, I'll let you slap her in the face then, will you forgive me?"
"Okay, you hold me down. I'll forgive you once I've had my fill of hitting you."
Luna, completely unaware of this, began taking Zhang Hao to the shooting range for "sweet" shooting training.
"That's it for Luna. Relax a little more. If you're too stiff, you'll miss the mark."
At this moment, Luna was earnestly accepting Zhang Hao's guidance, just like when Zhang Hao first came to the Special Operations Department and Luna taught him archery.
Luna: Sigh, there's nothing I can do. After all, Xiao Hao's shooting skills are just like cheat codes. I've never seen such outrageous shooting talent in my life. Xiao Hao has really opened my eyes and shown me what it means to be outmatched.
Demulan: Oh little girl, want to come to the space base? Grandma will be waiting for you in the launch area. I heard you're a sniper too. Let Grandma test you out. Remember to bring your six-headed sniper rifle.
Under Zhang Hao's "careful" guidance, Luna was surprised to find that she did seem to shoot more accurately.
"Wow, Xiao Hao, you're amazing! I'm now 100% sure I can crush Claire in archery. You know, she used to talk a lot at me when I lost to her. Come here and give me a kiss."
Luna took the opportunity to kiss Zhang Hao again, her face full of satisfaction and surprise. She never expected that her archery skills, which hadn't changed in years, would improve again under Xiao Hao's guidance.
"Speaking of which, Luna, if you go to the Tide Prison on a mission, you'll most likely run into Claire, right?"
Zhang Hao remembered that Shenlan had mentioned going to the Tide Prison to save Prince Asara. So, it seemed that Luna would be able to see Claire again.
"Oh yeah, she said she was going to guard the Tide Prison, right? If I actually see her, I'm definitely going to beat her up to help you get revenge, Xiao Hao."
Zhang Hao: If you want to hit Claire, just say so. Why are you dragging me into this? Your relationship is really complicated.
Chapter 350 The Three Scoundrels of the Grass (2)
The next day arrived, but the sun had not yet risen, and it was still pitch black outside. Even Shenlan had not yet gotten up to prepare breakfast for everyone.
"Click." ×3
With three clicks of the door opening, our protagonists today—the three musketeers from the bushes—emerged from the room in perfect unison.
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