chsdbacks Chapter 1 Transmigration? Garbage System!
Chapter 1 Transmigration? Garbage System!
Chapter 1 Transmigration? Garbage System!
(This is a light novel, so please store your brain here...)
"Pah, how boring!"
"No cell phone, no computer, no anime, no novels, God knows how I survived these past six years."
Beneath a towering tree, a boy with rosy lips and white teeth, and exquisitely handsome features, spit out a mouthful of saliva in a very rude manner.
[Ding... Soul Power +1 for "Uncivilized Behavior"]
"It's soul power again, what a garbage system!"
The boy raised his middle finger and swore at the system speaking in his mind.
His name is Yu Tianming. He is a transmigrator who has traveled to the Douluo Continent in this life, a world that he thought was just an illusion in his previous life.
In his previous life, Yu Tianming was abandoned by his parents at a young age and grew up in an orphanage. Later, he was admitted to university and found a job after graduation, but due to his personality, he always offended his superiors and colleagues, so he was never well-liked.
One day, he was on his way home after working overtime as usual when he encountered an old man who had fallen to the ground.
He hesitated for a moment, but still decided to help the old man up. Suddenly, the old man grabbed his hand, saying he was a deity and could grant him any wish.
Yu Tianming thought the old man was a fraud and tried to break free from his grasp, but the old man held on tightly. Finally, the old man tapped his forehead with his finger and then vanished into thin air.
When Yu Tianming awoke, he found himself in another world—Douluo Continent. Here, he possessed a new body and a new name—Yu Tianming. Moreover, he acquired a cunning and quirky system that could help him enhance his strength.
However, this system seemed unfriendly, constantly giving him strange tasks, such as having to laugh out loud when someone made a fool of themselves, and other extremely unpleasant things. Only by completing these tasks could he obtain soul power rewards. Yu Tianming was very dissatisfied with this. How could he, a modern young man from 2012, do such a thing?
But he couldn't defy the system. So, he had no choice but to accept reality and embark on a "difficult" path to becoming stronger.
Having lived in the Douluo Continent for six years since birth, Yu Tianming no longer feels that this world is an illusion.
His father, his mother, and his grandfather—these were all flesh-and-blood beings. Perhaps Yu Tianming's belief that Douluo Continent was a fictional world in his previous life stemmed from the novel.
Yu Tianming is six years old this year. He was born in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. His father is Yu Linglong, the second son of the clan leader Yu Yuanzhen. His mother is Chen Yan, the daughter of Chen Xin, an elder of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan. His grandfather is Yu Yuanzhen, the Thunder Douluo, one of the top powerhouses in the Douluo Continent.
In his previous life, Yu Tianming was a corporate slave working 996 every day. He transformed into a powerful Nth generation, and after six years of experience, he felt it was just so-so.
For a six-year-old, this world is incredibly boring. The world setting is quite bizarre, a blend of East and West. It's like Western fantasy with a touch of Eastern fantasy, yet it also has a strong Western fantasy element.
To avoid being seen as different from others, he pretended to be a naughty child. For six years, he acted lawlessly and committed evil deeds everywhere in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, and the little kids regarded him as a demon.
Yu Tianming and Tang San are distinctly different. Tang San had to take care of his father when he was four or five years old, showing a maturity and sense of responsibility beyond his years; while Yu Tianming did not show this at all. He was more like an ordinary child, innocent and full of curiosity.
Yu Tianming had almost completely forgotten the plot of Douluo Continent. He only remembered some key elements, such as the Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire, immortal items, and becoming a god. These were important elements of the story, and the parts he remembered most vividly.
Before transmigrating, Yu Tianming had browsed many posts evaluating the protagonist, Tang San. Although some people held negative views of Tang San.
After becoming a god, the entire Douluo Continent became Tang San's private property, and anyone who resisted would face certain death.
He didn't care how many humans and spirit beasts died; they were nothing more than insignificant ants.
Of course, the winner takes all, so there's not much to say. Yu Tianming neither liked nor disliked it; he was quite interested in the rabbit, though.
Tang San was probably not even born yet. A few days ago, Yu Tianming heard from his father that the Pope of the Spirit Hall had personally led a team to capture him.
It's a pity about Blue Silver Emperor Ah Yin...
Yu Tianming lamented that he was born at the wrong time. If he had been born a few years earlier, beauties like Bibi Dong, A Yin, and Liu Erlong would not have been taken away by others.
It's estimated that Ah Yin will die soon. Bibi Dong will probably have even given birth to Qian Renxue by now. Liu Erlong is in a slightly better position. Some time ago, Second Master Yu Luomian interfered and interrupted Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang's wedding.
Yu Xiaogang was heartbroken when he learned that Liu Erlong was his sister. No one knew where she had gone. Liu Erlong had a big fight with her second uncle because of this.
"Sigh, it's all the system's fault. If only I had traveled through time a few years earlier."
Yu Tianming, with his arms as a pillow, routinely complained about his garbage system. Other people's systems were awesome, but his system was a complete waste. There was no shop, no redemption, no tasks, and not even the most basic template.
I occasionally pop up once or twice a month to do some small tasks, but each time the reward is either +1 to Strength, +1 to Charm, or +1 to Soul Power.
But I haven't awakened my martial soul yet, so what's the use of adding so much soul power to me?
In the Douluo Continent, people can awaken their martial soul at the age of six.
The martial spirit will be passed down with the bloodline. Everyone's innate soul power is different, ranging from level one to level ten. Level ten is the innate full soul power. The higher the innate soul power, the higher the future cultivation talent.
The quality of a martial soul determines the strength of one's innate soul power, making this world extremely unfriendly to ordinary people.
"What is Xiao Tianming thinking about?"
Suddenly, Yu Tianming, who had his eyes closed, flew up. Before he could open his eyes, a milky fragrance wafted over, and the vicious weapon struck his face.
"Ugh... Mother, I'm going to die, ha..."
The person who came was Yu Tianming's mother, Chen Yan.
"Hmph, Little Tianming, today is the day you awaken your martial soul, have you forgotten?"
Chen Yan is a level 75 Soul Saint with the skill to preserve her youth; even at 100 years old, she can still look like she's in her 30s.
If one has the opportunity to break through to the Title Douluo level, their lifespan will increase by 300 years, and they will easily maintain their youthful appearance.
"Little Tianming, you're not allowed to be naughty later, understand?"
Chen Yan led Yu Tianming by the hand to a grand hall. Worried that the little guy would be naughty as usual, she pinched his cheek and reminded him.
"Waaah... Mother found out. I'm not a child anymore."
Yu Tianming said in his usual coquettish manner.
This man, who is over 30 years old in both his past and present lives, can act like a child without any shame. The word "shame" simply doesn't exist in his dictionary.
Children should act like children. He's not like some Tang Dynasty god-king who was self-sufficient and took care of his alcoholic father at the age of four or five. That would be too outrageous.
It's a shame that Tang Hao is hailed as the number one genius on the mainland; alas, he's all talk and no action.
Which child in the world can cultivate independently during their childhood?
Tang Shenwang started cultivating from a young age. Did Tang Hao not notice all this? No wonder he's the protagonist!
After awakening their martial souls, the people in Douluo Continent grow like crazy, as if they've been injected with hormones. There are just too many 12-year-olds who are already 1.8 meters tall in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan.
Yu Tianming was somewhat flustered at this moment, as awakening his martial soul was the biggest and most important thing in his life.
Don't be fooled by his current lawlessness and popularity within the sect. If the martial soul he awakens is a useless one, well, he'll face neglect, alienation, and even insults.
The last person to awaken a useless martial soul, Yu Xiaogang, went through this process, and he was Yu Yuanzhen's biological son.
If even one's own son is like this, one can only imagine how badly his grandson, Yu Tianming, behaves.
His mother's martial soul is the Seven Kill Sword, a top-tier weapon martial soul on the continent, while his father's martial soul is the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus, also a top-tier beast martial soul.
Yu Tianming wasn't greedy. He didn't want to awaken twin martial souls or anything like that. He only needed to awaken one of his parents' martial souls. With the system's help, his future achievements would definitely not be inferior to Tang Shenwang's.
Yu Tianming thought to himself, "I am a legitimate modern transmigrator! That Tang God King is just an ancient person from a feudal era. He has the ability to rename Douluo Continent as Tang Family Continent. Can't I, Yu Tianming, do the same? I'll give it a try! Maybe one day, I'll rename Douluo Continent as Yu Family Continent!" Thinking of this, Yu Tianming couldn't help but feel smug.
Then he thought again, "At this time, Tang Shenwang might not even have been born yet. In that case, why don't I act sooner rather than later and cut off his chance? Without that chance, how will he become a god! Haha!"
At this moment, Yu Linglong sat calmly in the main hall. When he saw his wife leading Yu Tianming in, he calmly comforted him, "Tianming, don't be too nervous."
Upon hearing this, Yu Tianming glanced up at his father and thought, "Dad, you're really something! Your legs are shaking, and you're telling me not to be nervous!" He chuckled inwardly, but still replied, "Mm."
After a month, I've read nearly a dozen Douluo Continent fanfics. I'd like to try it myself, so please be gentle with your criticism.
(End of this chapter)