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Daily News: My 3D Zone Goddess Conquest Log
Author: Truck Driver
Summary:
[Loading information... Today's keywords: Rich woman's happy ball, black stockings noodles...]
In the blink of an eye, young Li Pu found himself transformed into "ingredients" in the kitchen of another world—bound hand and foot, with human legs hanging on the chopping board next door, and a massive female butcher wielding a steel wool ball, her laughter chilling.
Good news: There's a cheat code! And Tifa is tied to it too!
Bad news: The intelligence we gathered on the first day was a bit outrageous...
[White Message: You can have an in-depth discussion with Chef Meat Mountain about the principles of "being a person."]
Li Pu: "This is fucking..."
[A Scandalous Secret: To keep the "ingredients" happy during cooking, the kitchen keeps a supply of animal-grade aphrodisiacs that can neutralize Tifa's powerful anesthesia...]
Looking at Jerusalem, her white vest cut open and her panting heavily, Li Pu thought that this intelligence... might not be unusable after all?
Thus, armed with absurd intelligence, he began to struggle for survival in a terrifying world where flesh and blood were distorted and evil gods were rampant!
His only way to survive is to use the most outrageous moves to win over the wildest goddesses!
Tifa's afraid of ghosts? Got it! Let's show her what a kaleidoscope of ghost stories looks like!
The White Queen and Chun-Li are protecting their own? It's simple! I'll just become the calf!
Black Lily and Ada Wong approached me to kill me? A love offensive! I knew all along that my beloved concubine was a fox spirit in disguise!
Mai Shiranui, 2B, Mercy, Tracer, Gladiator Eve...
Works related
Volume One
Chapter 1 Tifa, White Vest, Scissors, Rich Woman's Happy Ball
It's cold, so cold!
It's smelly and cold!
In the dark and cramped kitchen,
The thick stench of blood and decay mingled together, forcefully assaulting the nasal cavity.
The faucet was dripping water, and there were still some dark red clumps and fragments of limbs and bones left on the table.
Li Pu was sitting in a chair at this moment.
He was seriously considering what had happened.
The good news is that he's not the cook here, so he shouldn't have to endure the stench for too long.
The bad news is, judging from how tightly I'm bound, it seems I'm... food...
Boom!
click-
The sound of bones breaking crushed in my ears, like something sharp and heavy rhythmically separating life and death, blood and bone.
Li Pu was startled!
its not right! ! !
I should be at home secretly playing mahjong behind my friend's back!
Air conditioning, WiFi, watermelon, and games loading on the computer screen.
But just a blink of an eye later,
Everything changed!
However, judging from the birthmark on his hand and the familiar pain from the only pimple on his chin, he realized that he had transmigrated as a whole, soul and body, not the soul transmigration he remembered from novels.
"Could it be that my extraordinary talent has been exposed, and some perverted tycoon wants to cut it off and soak it in alcohol for some kind of health boost?!"
Click——!
Another ear-piercing, terrifying sound of bones cracking rang out.
Bound to the chair and unable to turn his head, he could only see the huge shadow on the ground repeatedly raising and lowering the knife.
Looking at the huge figure from the shadows, it seemed that there were many chopped pieces of meat hanging around it. The more Li Pu looked, the more he felt that they looked like human thighs and chest cavities.
"Hitting someone, hitting a tile, isn't that a serious offense? Has Senior GO become this ruthless now...?"
"I'm a GO senior too, we're on the same side!"
Puff, puff...
Hot, dark red blood suddenly splattered onto the tiled floor, making a wet, soft sound, before slowly flowing into the drain in the center of the tiles.
His bare feet were instantly soaked in black blood.
This kind of kitchen, which looks like it knows how to "manage people," is not something you would expect to see in your own life.
"Are you dreaming?"
He still couldn't accept reality.
"Oh, I scared myself~"
Take a deep breath, close your eyes again, then open them—
Still there? !
This time, however, the sound of cracking bones disappeared, and the footsteps told Li Pu that the person chopping meat seemed to have left.
Once the sound of chopping meat stopped, some small, strange noises began to emerge.
"Mmm~ Hmm~ Mmm~"
Why are you panting like that?
Following the sound of her soft moans, he saw in the darkness a voluptuous woman bound by chains, her head covered by a black leather hood, revealing only her eyes and pink lips.
Her eyes were closed, and she appeared to be in a drowsy state.
However, what Li Pu cared about most was the woman's figure, which was shockingly hot!
Long, straight black hair hanging down from the hood, a white tank top that was struggling to hold up an oversized, wicked look, a black mini skirt, and tight, alluring knee-length black stockings on her beautiful legs...
My friend is cosplaying Tifa over there!
How come there are actually people with this kind of figure in real life?
However, the woman in front of him was covered in iron chains, and she was groaning and moaning with her eyes closed.
It was hard for Li Pu not to suspect that this older woman might have some peculiar hobby...
Forget it, this place is weird, let's figure out how to escape first.
Just at this time,
Whoosh—hiss—
The sharp, grating sound of knives scraping against each other broke the silence as the giant figure chopping meat re-entered the kitchen.
A sharp, hoarse female voice came from that mountain of flesh:
"An otherworldly witch, truly a sight to behold! I was almost killed by this ingredient yesterday, I'm going to cook her properly today~"
The giant's iron awl and boning knife were still rubbing together, their cold gleam sending chills down one's spine.
"As for this delicious-looking child who suddenly appeared..."
A giant mountain of meat stood pondering at the kitchen doorway.
There seemed to be some regret in his tone.
"Aside from being very cute, there's nothing special about it. There's not much meat, but let's mince it and use it as meat filling, so as not to waste it."
After he finished speaking, a faint "click" sound of the plug being inserted into the socket rang out in the silence, followed by a burst of noisy machine noise.
Before Li Pu could react, the obese female chef, who looked like a mountain of flesh, had already come to stand in front of him from the kitchen doorway.
"We need to give you a shot of the inhibitor first, then slowly put you into the meat grinder starting from your feet. After all, the longer you live, the better the meat quality of the filling~"
On the ground, the boy's small shadow had been completely swallowed up by the fat woman's mountain of flesh.
The female chef stood under the lights, and Li Pu couldn't see her facial features clearly. He could only see her double chin and her large belly that was bursting out of her chef's uniform.
The fleshy muscles on her face squeezed her eyes into slits, yet a chilling, fierce light shone through those slits.
"You're such a cute little puppy, it's a real shame. Why don't you let Auntie have you first?" she chuckled.
Li Pu was so disgusted that he wanted to curse on the spot!
At this moment, the fat woman, who seemed to be a mountain of flesh, casually fished a steel wool scrubber out of the sink.
The steel wool, covered in foam, was still dripping water from the fat woman's thick fingers.
Holy crap! How come you're so good at scooping up steel wool?!
Why are you still kneading steel wool?
Fear and anger surged to their peak in an instant; such a rape followed by murder was simply too humiliating!
Breaking a tile is a crime that doesn't warrant this!
No! We have to escape!
He struggled desperately, frantically wriggling like a pupa.
Seeing the puppy still struggling, the Meat Mountain Woman sighed, "Little cutie, don't be impatient. I'm going to turn you into the best filling. I'm a refined person, not a barbaric butcher."
Then, the fat woman, nicknamed "Meat Mountain," reached out and turned on the conspicuous gilded phonograph in the kitchen.
The melodious and elegant music slowly began to play.
"Only when the soul is infused into a dish can it be considered true art. Disrespecting the rules and ingredients is nothing but slaughter!"
As she spoke, a religious devotion and madness appeared in her eyes.
"I will make you happy, believe me."
She prides herself on being a very decent person, and in this treacherous and crazy world, perhaps only she can truly be so discerning in her dealings with others.
"Seriously, this is perverted! Disgusting!" The cosplayer, who had woken up at some point, spat at the fat woman's back as she groaned.
The fat woman instantly showed her anger!
As the mountain of flesh swayed, the previously blocked light was able to shine through, and Li Pu was finally able to see her fat face clearly.
It was a round, bloated face covered in acne, with white pus constantly oozing from the pimples, flowing down her fleshy face and onto her chef's uniform, mixing with grease and blood.
The fleshy mountain that Tifa had cursed was now spinning nimbly with its fat body! It ripped off the black leather headpiece that Tifa was wearing.
Red flowers also need to be lined with green leaves.
The moment the cosplayer's true appearance was revealed, Li Pu, who was about to call for help, was stunned.
Through the fleshy openings under the fat woman's armpits, he saw her ridiculously beautiful face.
Holy crap, Tifa herself?!
Although he was still struggling, he momentarily forgot that he was in danger.
Oh, Jerusalem!
The next second, the woman who played Roshan laughed instead of getting angry, casually picked up a pair of bloodstained scissors, and slowly lifted up Tifa's white tank top...
At this moment, the stunningly beautiful woman, whose figure was as exquisite as a game character model, looked humiliated, but could only let the scissors slowly cut her clothes open from bottom to top.
As Tifa moved, most of her pink and rounded breasts were revealed, trembling slightly with Tifa's breath like jelly.
This scene perfectly replicates the Tifa meme that Lip had seen online.
Yes, it's the one where they just couldn't finish cutting Tifa's white tank top!