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The smooth, reflective, pure white image had long since filled his entire field of vision!
The cunning old woman didn't realize that the neckline of her kimono was now almost open like a shawl!
Two heavy, large, snow-white mounds, now completely exposed to the air due to their natural drooping!
As the "strategist" delved into his explanation, the two spheres swayed back and forth and side to side as they drooped, like two large water balloons suspended high in the air...
In addition, she altered her skirt into a mini-skirt, which completely covered her waist and abdomen with her naturally drooping F-cup breasts.
From Li Pu's perspective, this misaligned obscuring makes the female tengu appear to be completely naked at first glance!
His eyes were now filled with swaying breasts and long, white, pink legs.
"You need to control your breathing rhythm like this..." The female tengu was completely unaware of the perks she was offering, and as she spoke, she leaned closer, her soft breasts swaying gently with the movement, the rosy tips almost spilling out from the edge of the fabric. The hem of her mini-skirt lifted slightly due to her posture, revealing the delicate skin texture at the base of her thighs.
Li Pu frowned slightly, looking somewhat helpless.
Strategist, please don't do this, strategist. You're making me really angry...
"That's it, understand?" The female tengu winked playfully.
What did she say?
Li Pu only felt that these points of knowledge were... very broad... and very basic...
"Go for it! Get that little black girl!"
The female tengu patted Li Pu on the shoulder with confidence and helped him straighten his crooked cat-ear straw hat.
But at this moment, he slowly came to his senses.
No, why do I have to listen to her constant nagging?
"Sister, although I really don't want to spoil your fun, I have something to do..."
The female tengu's lips curled slightly as she interrupted, "I've been in this underground mine for thousands of years. There's no secret I don't know. You must be looking for that thing, right?"
Li Pu raised an eyebrow, not expecting that the "chicken wing" cart had actually figured out that he was looking for something.
"However, I will only tell you after I see you two become a couple."
This woman is really into gossiping.
Let him get Tifa...get her!
That's all about Tifa!
The young boy immediately corrected his attitude!
Jerusalem, your nemesis has arrived!
In the distance, Tifa was bending down to straighten her clothes, her smooth, black hair falling beside her cheeks and revealing her slightly flushed neck.
When Li Pu turned around, it looked like Tifa was unbuttoning her clothes.
Let's go ahead!
Tifa, for Aerith and the whole family, I have no choice but to go after you!
Li Pu's eyes were so firm at that moment, as if he were about to join the Party.
"Are you ready? He's coming. Don't pull your swimsuit down any further, your nipples are about to show. He's seen enough!" Black Tifa urged, raising an eyebrow.
"Listen to my countdown, three, two, one—turn around!"
At the same time, the female tengu pressed her snow-white, soft breasts against Li Pu's back, offering a thoughtful reminder:
"Lean down! Speak close to her ear! Remember the downward gaze principle!"
The instant the two "bow down" commands overlapped—
"boom--!"
The two little heads of the boy and girl collided solidly!
Tifa covered her forehead, tears welling up in her eyes, while Lip's cat-ear straw hat flew into the air, revealing the top of his head with its messy, sticking-out tufts of hair.
Both strategists were dumbfounded.
How can their movements be exactly the same?!
Black Tifa's phantom image shook violently, like a holographic projection with a poor signal, its face full of surprise.
That's not right, that's what it says in the book "Love's Tengu".
"When the two bend over at the same time, their lips and teeth will naturally touch due to the pull of fate..."
Just as the two strategists were wondering what was going on, Tifa, who was covering her forehead, was peeking through her fingers at Li Pu's bright red ear tips.
She suddenly noticed a suspicious blush on the back of the other person's neck—this discovery made her inexplicably feel that bumping into him... wasn't such a bad deal after all?
So this little pervert can be shy too.
Li Pu breathed a sigh of relief. Without the voluptuous "strategist" dangling in front of him, his blood finally stopped rushing to his head...
But when he looked up, he caught Tifa's gaze quickly averted, and a hint of a smile that she couldn't hide at the corner of her lips.
Ok?
Never mind, let's try again.
The two "boxers" cautiously approached again, and the scene suddenly became eerie—
As Tifa moved forward, she desperately squeezed her coal-dust-covered chest, the white finger marks standing out starkly against her 32D roundness, making it look like she was kneading two over-fermented rye buns.
"Um...you have a shoulder cramp?"
Li Pu stared at her contorted and mechanical posture with a face full of question marks.
Is Tifa possessed?
Black Tifa covered her face in despair. This country girl's chest-squeezing gesture was so stiff and mechanical, it was simply bizarre...
Meanwhile, Tifa was not only squeezing her chest, but also keeping her neck busy. Like an owl shaking its neck, she stared intently at the boy Lip squeezing his chest, her neck circling and stretching in order to find the "overhead view" of him.
It looked like they were performing some kind of animal courtship dance.
The scene was incredibly bizarre...
Li Pu was dumbfounded.
The female tengu and Black Tifa almost simultaneously covered their faces in despair.
They realized that even if these two eccentric individuals weren't mutually in love, they were at least kindred spirits in their shared suffering.
What should have been a sweet, budding romance was turned into something like an animal documentary by them...
Fortunately, Tifa stopped quickly. Black Tifa's terrible idea was really too embarrassing!
Clutching her 32D breasts, which she felt were about to burst from being squeezed, she looked at Li Pu, who was panting heavily.
The coal dust swirled in the dim light, punctuating this failed "flirting" with an ellipsis.
“Tifa, you…” Lip hesitated, unable to finish his sentence.
Tifa, whose face was covered in coal stains, making her look like a tabby cat, just wanted to disappear into the ground; it was so embarrassing.
So, trying to make conversation, he said:
"You little rascal, how long have I been asleep?"
“According to our time flow, it’s only a dozen minutes,” Li Pu pointed to the empty shed. “They’ve gone to work, and according to their time… three days have already passed.”
During this period, Li Pu also confirmed that the flow of time here would not affect the daily intelligence system's judgment.
It was still the same time as before. He and Tifa had been out for about two hours, which was conservatively estimated to be two or three in the morning.
"Three days?!" Tifa instantly bristled, her fingers tightening around her chest. "If I don't work for three days, won't my wages be docked?!"
She frantically reached for the Eagle City coupons hidden under her pillow, her fingertips trembling.
The flickering light of the kerosene lamp illuminated Tifa's silhouette as she counted the banknotes. With each bill she counted, Tifa would wrinkle her delicate nose in distress, causing her chocolate-jelly-like 32D breasts to tremble slightly.
Is now the time to worry about this?
Li Pu was both amused and exasperated.
Sigh, Taurus woman, sigh.
Just as Tifa was counting her money with a pitiful expression, a deafening cheer suddenly erupted from outside the shed, like a volcanic eruption.
The wooden door was violently flung open, and a group of female slave workers rushed in, tears streaming down their faces, clutching mud-covered picks and hoes, laughing and crying at the same time.
"We've found it! We've really found it!"
"The hard times are over!"
"I can go home... I can finally go home! Ahhhhh..."
The cheers of the revelry instantly drowned out Tifa's grumbling about her wages.
She stared blankly at the crowd of people embracing and weeping, her fingers still in the gesture of counting money.
Black Tifa's phantom almost solidified in ecstasy, a wicked smile playing on her lips: "I've searched high and low without finding it, and now it's right here without any effort!"
"The 'former remains of the divine dragon' that the dragon corpse had been searching for has actually been dug up by these slaves!"
Li Pu's heart skipped a beat. He first glanced at the female tengu, and only after she nodded did he suddenly recall the information he had previously obtained:
[Blue, Rank B. You discovered yesterday that 'Golden Beach' was actually the former 'Immortal Realm', gaining new information—]
The lingering obsession of the "Immortal" dragon corpse has recently been quietly driving a large number of laborers from the Eastern Continent to the "Golden Beach".
The 'formed remains of the ancient dragon' that He so desperately sought will soon see the light of day again beneath the pickaxes and hoes of those enslaved laborers.
The target of this underground journey has finally appeared!
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Author's Note: This is the third update of the combined two chapters, it'll be past midnight, brothers, get some sleep, muah~
Chapter 199 Tifa Falls for Money
The discovery of the "former remains of a divine dragon" in this inconspicuous mine tunnel was a truly unexpected delight.
Looking at the ecstatic slaves, Li Pu couldn't help but smile.
This saved a tremendous amount of effort.
Otherwise, this vast underground world might have taken a very long time to find.
I have the patience, but those big-breasted, big-bottomed mothers on the ground are about to explode.
Those were truly a group of elderly landmine women...
Meanwhile, Tifa, amidst the wailing and ecstatic joy, finally understood the situation.
She calmly brushed the soot off her plump, beautiful legs, seemingly oblivious to the joy of those around her.
"So you're not paying wages anymore? The other side?"
Li Pu: "..."
"Let's go then. I'll find another place to take care of you, you little slut."
As she spoke, she skillfully pulled out a few treasured Yingcheng coupons from under her pillow and casually stuffed them into the cleavage of her chest.
In her view, all the adventures here were over, and it was time to take the little pervert back to the surface.
As her gaze shifted, she suddenly remembered something and excitedly stomped her foot.
The legs, covered in coal dust, trembled slightly, and the tender flesh, a mixture of black and white and soft like glutinous rice cake, shuddered.
I almost forgot about something good!
So he spoke in his mind to Heidi Bahamut beside him:
"Keep those palace novels for me. I'll use this money to buy them from you after we get out."
Bahamut sneered, "You've got a good plan. You think you can borrow my treasures accumulated over thousands of lifetimes with just one ten-thousandth of Eagle City coins?"
“When you made that promise, this was the only currency I had,” Tifa blinked confidently. “So, shouldn’t we settle the payment based on the face value of this currency?”
Bahamut was speechless. He was so stingy he even hurt himself. Typical of me...
However, what she valued was never the money on this village girl.