chsdbacks Page 2
Page 2
Li Yang smiled and walked to the employee information board. There was a name on it... Zhao Li, not Zhao Li!
The person in the photo was also different from the Zhao Li he remembered.
"I can sense that you seem to have some fear about this?"
Xia Dongqing's expression collapsed as he said, "Of course!"
"He gave me these eyes, making me a freak in other people's eyes. I've had no friends since I was a child!"
"And now, he's hired me at this convenience store... I feel like he's been controlling my life all along!"
Li Yang shook his head.
"You're overthinking it. Apart from giving you these eyes when you were very young, he hasn't paid much attention to you at other times."
"So, all these years you've grown wildly, and no one has been controlling your life!"
Uh……
Xia Dongqing's brewing anger was interrupted, and she stared blankly at Li Yang.
[Happiness percentage +1%!]
Xia Dongqing felt like his mind was a complete mess.
He simply can't understand this kind of thing!
Since he couldn't understand it, he simply changed his approach and stared intently at Li Yang.
"So, who are you?"
Li Yang smiled slightly: "Let me formally introduce myself. My name is Li Yang, and I'm so-and-so's colleague!"
Who is that?
Oh, the owner of this convenience store!
The boss's colleague?
that is not……
Xia Dongqing suddenly widened her eyes, took two steps back, and stared at Li Yang in shock.
"Are you a messenger from the underworld?"
[Happiness percentage +1%!]
"I prefer you to call me a ferryman of souls!"
Li Yang looked at the system message and saw that his happiness percentage had reached 98%!
You're only 2% away from getting the newbie gift pack!
But just then, the convenience store door was angrily pushed open from the outside.
A man in a black trench coat strode in and headed straight for Li Yang!
Chapter Two: Finding Fun with Zhao Li! Unlock the New Player Gift Pack!
The sudden appearance of men in black shattered the previously quiet atmosphere of the convenience store.
"Li Yang!"
The man roared, his face contorted with rage, and strode over in a few steps.
Li Yang turned around and looked at the man in the trench coat, a sunny smile like that of a friendly boy next door spreading across his face.
"Greetings, Senior Zhao Li. I am Li Yang, here to report for duty... I look forward to your guidance in the future!"
"What the hell am I supposed to instruct you on?!"
Zhao Li glared angrily at Li Yang, "Go back to where you came from!"
"This is my territory, don't even think about touching it!"
Li Yang shrugged and said nonchalantly, "I'm sorry, but this is a task assigned by the big boss. If you're so capable, go and talk to her yourself!"
Zhao Li's face turned even uglier.
Hades, that old woman, is known for her autocratic, arrogant, and capricious nature. If he were to go to Hades to discuss this matter, he would definitely be given a good scolding!
He wouldn't go looking for trouble!
Zhao Li sneered, "Hmph, don't think I don't know you're having an affair with Hades. If you just ask to change locations, she'll definitely agree!"
Li Yangtian nodded shamelessly.
"That's true. Ah Cha and I are mutually in love. We don't just have one affair, but also a second, a third, and many, many more!"
Zhao Li was stunned.
Damn it, this kid is shameless!
Even more shameless than him!
"However, why would I change places? I think it's fine here!"
Li Yang looked around the convenience store, then casually picked up a bag of snacks from the shelf and started eating.
"There's food and drinks here, and air conditioning too. If we added a computer, it would be absolutely fantastic!"
Zhao Li was so angry that his nose almost twisted out of shape.
aside.
Xia Dongqing became a bystander.
He had already deduced from their conversation that the man in the trench coat, Zhao Li, was the convenience store owner and the person who had given him the glasses.
But Xia Dongqing didn't have time to question Zhao Li about why he gave him such eyes; his heart was filled with a thirst for gossip!
Is Pluto a woman?
Is Li Yang having an affair with Hades?
For a while.
Xia Dongqing's admiration for Li Yang was like a surging river, never-ending!
This is way more awesome than Xu Xian slewing a snake or Ning Caichen slewing a flying object!
[Happiness percentage +1%]
Li Yang glanced at Xia Dongqing.
Damn, you're here to make me laugh?
Fortunately, his happiness level has already reached 99%, and with just one last push, he can unlock the newbie gift pack!
With Zhao Li around, it won't be easy to find any more amusement from Xia Dongqing!
Li Yang glanced at Zhao Li, who was staring at him warily, and his eyes lit up. There was something interesting about this guy!
"Brother Li..."
"Don't try to get close to me, kid!"
“Alright, Zhao Li,” Li Yang readily agreed, “I will not be returning to the Underworld. I’m leaving this place as it is!”
"Since you don't welcome me, let's make a deal. We'll be partners in name only. I won't interfere with your work, and you shouldn't ask about my affairs!"
"However, when you return to the Underworld to report for duty each month, you have to cover for me!"
Zhao Li was startled, "You want to defect to the Underworld?"
Li Yang waved his hand, "It's not that serious. I just wanted to slack off. If I don't slack off during work hours, then I'm just wasting my time!"
"Therefore, I want to play in the mortal world for hundreds or thousands of years, and I don't want the affairs of the underworld to disturb my enjoyment of life!"
Zhao Li scoffed, "Why should I cover for you? You're the Queen of the Underworld's darling. If she finds out, she'll skin me alive!"
Li Yang smiled and said, "If you're willing to help me, I'll tell you a secret..."
"Heh, I'm too lazy to hear any secrets..."
"It's about you! Do you know why you don't have a soul?"
Zhao Li's eyes widened instantly, staring at Li Yang in disbelief.
"you know?"
Li Yang casually picked up a bag of potato chips from the shelf, opened it, and started eating, showing no intention of continuing the conversation.
That kid really knows how to manipulate people!
Zhao Li glared fiercely at Li Yang, gritted his teeth, and said, "Fine, I agree!"
Li Yang then slowly and deliberately said:
"A long, long time ago, there was a monk, let's call him Nameless."
"This nameless monk has a very high level of cultivation, reaching the Arhat realm. During times of war, he relieves calamities and helps the dead find salvation in the human world."
"Later, he encountered a female ghost who asked him to send her back to her hometown. The nameless monk agreed and allowed the female ghost to reside in his zither."
"The nameless monk was helping the dead find peace while heading towards the female ghost's hometown. Occasionally, when he played the zither, the female ghost would come out and dance for him."
"And so, over time, a faint affection developed between the monk and the female ghost."
"The nameless monk's musical skills were superb, and the music attracted the attention of someone from the depths of hell. She stole the zither while the nameless monk was out!"
"Then, the nameless monk chased after him to the Nine Netherworlds, entered the underworld in the form of a living person, and never appeared again."
"The story is over!"
Li Yang glanced at the stunned Zhao Li, then happily checked the system messages.
[Happiness percentage +1%!]
[Your happiness level has reached 100%. The system will issue a newbie gift pack. Please check your account!]
[New Player Gift Pack]: Ten times the physique! Invulnerable to all evil! 100% chance of catching a blade bare-handed (at max level)!
[Ten Times Better Physical Condition]: You have an extremely healthy body. Your bone strength, muscle density, immunity, and kidney function are all ten times that of an average person. Even if you are injured, your healing speed is ten times that of an average person!
[Immune to All Evils]: You are immune to any evil harm such as curses, poisons, and malevolent spirits!
[100% chance to catch a blade barehanded (max level)]: A crowd control ultimate move from Li Jing of "100,000 Cold Jokes", evolved from the 100% chance to catch a blade barehanded. It can force all enemies in front of you to kneel down and catch the blade barehanded with both hands!
(If the enemy cannot clasp their hands together, there is a very high probability that they will be killed!)
(Because you have gained 100% chance to catch a blade barehanded (max level), you automatically gain 100% chance to catch a blade barehanded... You can catch any sharp blade aimed at you with your bare hands!)
Damn~
Li Yang's eyes lit up.
Is the new player gift pack really that luxurious?
Putting aside her tenfold physique... what man wouldn't want those kidneys that are practically "indestructible"?
In addition, with the ability to be "immune to all evils"... many crises can be avoided in this super-fusion world!
of course.
What Li Yang values most is the absolute certainty of catching a blade barehanded!
This is a "golden legend"!
This is a conceptual-level capability!
Li Jing, a character in the animated series "100,000 Cold Jokes," has a peculiar characteristic: he is "100% guaranteed to be caught by a blade bare-handed!"
As long as Li Jing swings his sword, the enemy in front of him will involuntarily kneel on the ground and raise both hands above his head to attack Li Jing's sword!
When the enemy is controlled by "100% catch-a-blade with bare hands", they cannot use any power!
Those who cannot put their hands together in prayer are not worthy of being enemies!
The newbie gift pack was distributed very quickly, and Li Yang instantly felt a powerful force within him, constantly transforming his body!
Ten times stronger!
Invulnerable to all poisons!
100% being caught with bare hands!