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Besides Lu Linglong, there is Zhi Jinhua, who is comparable to a humanoid computer; Yun, who uses the measuring rod; Bai Shixue, who loves money as much as life itself; as well as Wang Ergou, Canglong, and others.
Thanks to Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo's relationship, the cast of Love Apartment and Lu Jin's group quickly became acquainted.
Li Yang casually revealed, "Did you know?"
"Zhang Chulan has the legendary 'virginity mark'!"
aside.
Zhi Jinhua's eyes lit up. "Handsome Li, are you sure?"
Li Yang nodded, "There's no mistake. Back then, Zhang Chulan's grandfather specially drew a virginity mark on his penis so that he could cultivate Yang Wu Lei in peace!"
"Once his Qi flows downwards, it will cause severe pain!"
Wang Ergou exclaimed, "The secret of the virginity mark has been lost for a long time. I didn't expect Zhang Chulan to have it. It would be great if I could take a look."
Bai Shixue looked at him strangely.
"Ergou, I've known for a while that something's wrong with you. You actually want to look at another man's Kunkun?"
Wang Ergou and Bai Shixue got into an argument.
Zhi Jinhua sighed, "The virginity mark is in such a hidden place, how could Zhang Chulan possibly show it to us!"
Li Yang smiled slightly, "At this point, we need to use some strategy!"
Everyone stared intently at Li Yang.
"General Li, what's the plan?"
"Zhang Chulan can't hold his liquor, and he likes to act crazy when he's drunk!"
"Today is the night of the full moon. We can hold a bonfire party and invite him to have a drink with us."
"The more he drinks, the more outrageous he becomes. And then, hehe~"
Li Yang's "hehe" seemed to be contagious, and everyone started chuckling and laughing incessantly!
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Great! I only need two happiness points left to redeem the 677-pack gift!
soon.
A group of young supernatural beings found Zhang Chulan.
Wang Ergou, dressed in an unconventional style, looked at Zhang Chulan sincerely.
"I'm not joking with you, I'm seriously and sincerely begging you!"
"Zhang Chulan, let us see your little Kunkun!"
Zhang Chulan was furious.
"What the hell do you mean?"
Do you think I'm gay?
Do I look like a gay man?
"Do you think I'm easy to bully?"
"He's going berserk! Golden Light Mantra!"
Wang Ergou hurriedly explained, "You've misunderstood, Zhang Chulan. None of us here are interested in your Kunkun. We just want to see the virginity mark on it!"
Zhang Chulan flew into a rage, "You're not interested in my Kunkun?"
Are you underestimating my Kun Kun?
"You can insult me, but I will never allow you to insult my Kun Kun... I'm losing my temper!"
Zhang Chulan was truly seething with anger.
What's wrong with the "virginity mark"?
What did Kunkun do to deserve this?!
Damn it, if it weren't for this damn virginity mark, I would still be a virgin in my twenties.
Lu Linglong hurriedly stepped forward to explain, "Zhang Chulan, that's not what we meant. It's just that in this day and age, forbidden techniques like the 'cinnabar mark' are almost extinct, and there are very few records of them in ancient books..."
"Zhang Chulan, grant our wish!"
"Damn, wish is nothing! I also want three wives and four concubines, and to live a life of pleasure every night!"
Zhang Chulan rolled his eyes dramatically. "Go play with your eggs!"
"Since you're so curious, why don't you go and watch the Old Master's Kun Kun?"
"He might have it too!"
Fortunately, Xu Si, who loves to watch the drama unfold, dragged Zhang Chulan to the bonfire party.
In a lively venue.
Groups of three or five familiar people gather together. The cast of Love Apartment are very familiar with this scene, since they often hang out in bars.
Li Yang is searching for the source of the last two points of happiness.
Suddenly, Zhang Lingyu and Zhuge Qing were seen. Not long after, Zhi Jinhua went over, and Zhuge Qing stepped aside.
"Hey, are you guys discussing Zhang Lingyu's 'One Thought Insertion' move? Who got the first kill?"
The last two happiness points have been found!
Li Yang walked over without making a sound.
Zhuge Qing was using his esoteric skills to eavesdrop on gossip, and he didn't even notice Li Yang walking over.
"Zhuge Qing, do you want to know who got the first blood on Zhang Lingyu?"
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Zhuge Qing stared at Li Yang in shock.
"When did you come here?"
I didn't even realize it!
Li Yang didn't answer, but instead shouted, "I know who took Zhang Lingyu's first blood!"
Zhang Lingyu and Zhi Jinhua, who were standing nearby, also turned their gazes over.
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Over-done!
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P.S.: Should we change the person who took Zhang Lingyu's first blood? Who are the candidates? Please leave your opinions in the comments tonight so I can consider them. Thank you!
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Obtaining the Golden Legend! I'm here to save the day!
Li Yang's sudden appearance startled Zhuge Qing.
He didn't sense anyone approaching!
There were no abnormalities detected by the Qimen Dunjia technique!
How exactly did Li Yang get close to him so stealthily?
"What's wrong with this person?"
Before Zhuge Qing could react, he heard Li Yang loudly proclaim that he knew who had taken Zhang Lingyu's first blood.
Zhuge Qing pretended to be confused and said, "What first blood? I don't understand."
I can't let Zhang Lingyu know I'm eavesdropping!
Li Yang gave a strange smile and looked directly at Zhuge Qing.
"You really don't know? Who was using the Qimen Dunjia divination to eavesdrop just now? There are only a few of us here, it's so hard to guess!"
Zhuge Qing was shocked. He saw Zhang Lingyu walking over with a face full of shame and indignation, loudly defending himself:
"I'm not! I didn't! Stop talking nonsense!"
Hibiscus was three steps ahead of Zhang Lingyu, rushing directly in front of Li Yang with an intense thirst for knowledge on her face and a burning gossip-loving heart.
"General Li, do you really know who got Zhang Lingyu's first blood? How did you find out such explosive news?"
"Share this quickly!"
"Enough!"
Zhang Lingyu shouted loudly, her face flushed like a woman's, her gaze full of warning as she scanned the other three, finally settling on Li Yang, the culprit.
Zhuge Qing's narrowed eyes opened a crack.
Done!
I got caught eavesdropping!
"Master Lingyu, please let me explain. I didn't mean to eavesdrop; the wind just blew into my ears!"
Li Yang fanned the flames from the side, "I remember it was always a southeast wind before, but it suddenly turned into a northwest wind just now... Zhuge Qing, you were downwind just now, weren't you?"
"Back then, Zhuge Liang could even borrow the east wind. Is it child's play for you, Zhuge Qing, to use Zhuge Liang's Qimen Dunjia to change the wind direction?"
Zhuge Qing glared at Li Yang.
What resentment what?
Didn't you see that Zhang Lingyu's face was so gloomy it was almost dripping with water?
If you keep talking, he's about to hit you, no, he's about to eat you!
Zhang Lingyu had a good temperament and managed to keep her emotions calm.
"Alright, let's leave it at that. I made a terrible mistake back then because of a momentary lapse in judgment..."
Li Yang grinned wickedly and said, "A moment's lapse in judgment? Who did you insert it into?"
puff~
Zhuge Qing and Zhi Jinhua, who were standing nearby, burst out laughing.
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This was truly a happy time!
Zhang Lingyu stared at Li Yang in shock and anger, "You...you...you...you've utterly disgraced!"
Li Yang waved his hand, "Tch, you dare to do it but not admit it, huh? You're far inferior to Zhang Chulan in that respect!"
"The old Celestial Master dominated his contemporaries his entire life, and continued to dominate the next era and the era after that, but there was one day when he was no match for Zhang Huaiyi!"
"That is, his successor is inferior to Zhang Huaiyi's successor!"
Li Yang raised his hand and delivered a critical strike!
Zhang Lingyu's defenses were breached.
"Fine, fine, fine, Li Yang! I treated you with such courtesy because you were invited by Longhu Mountain, but you've gone too far. Come on, let's fight!"
"Anyway, we're in the same district, we're bound to run into each other sooner or later!"
"Let me see just how amazing your 100% ability to catch a blade bare-handed really is!"
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Li Yang took a deep breath. He couldn't keep squeezing her like that. If he did, Zhang Lingyu would be completely skinned alive!
Let's see what rewards the Gold Gift Pack offers.
Li Yang turned and left.