chsdbacks Chapter 300: Jia Zhangshi chases after Liu Guangfu and beats him at the hospital assembly.
Chapter 300: Jia Zhangshi chases after Liu Guangfu and beats him at the hospital assembly.
Qin Jingru stared blankly at Li Sumei, seemingly afraid she had misheard, and asked again:
"Sumei, you're saying Jia Zhangshi stole three of your old hens?"
Li Sumei nodded, her eyes burning with anger.
Qin Jingru said speechlessly, "This Jia Zhangshi is really fearless. She was arrested once before, and she still dares to steal chickens? I'm truly impressed."
"Sumei, did you see Jia Zhangshi stealing chickens with your own eyes, or did someone else see it?"
"Liu Guangfu saw it with his own eyes. I just got back from the hospital and Liu Guangfu told me about it."
Li Sumei gritted her teeth. Liu Guangfu had even taken two yuan from her, but since she had promised not to tell anyone, she wouldn't.
Wang Feng was speechless upon hearing this. It seemed that Jia Zhangshi couldn't stand not causing trouble every now and then; even stealing a chicken could be caught on camera.
As they chatted, people from the courtyard gradually came over, and Liu Guangtian also brought over the eight-immortal table from his home.
Now that Sha Zhu won't let us move his table, and Yi Zhonghai doesn't care about things in the yard anymore, we can only move the table from Liu's house.
Just then, Jia Zhangshi, Qin Huairu, and Banggeng also came out of the house.
Upon seeing Jia Zhangshi, Li Sumei was instantly enraged, wishing she could tear Jia Zhangshi apart alive.
Jia Zhangshi also saw Li Sumei's angry eyes, and she immediately shrank back, feeling a little guilty.
She had checked twice before, so no one should have seen her stealing chickens, right? Why was Li Sumei, that lowly country girl, looking at her like she wanted to devour her?
After recalling what happened, she was certain that no one saw her at the time, and she hadn't taken the chicken home, so she wasn't afraid even if they searched her.
Thinking of this, she grinned, put down the stool, and sat down with the stick in her arms.
Seeing this, Qin Huairu was very worried. Could it be that Jia Zhangshi had really done something? Was today's hospital-wide meeting convened because of Jia Zhangshi?
She knew that Banggeng and Jia Zhangshi had eaten together but neither of them could eat anything. They must have eaten their fill outside. She hadn't heard of anyone in the courtyard losing anything that afternoon.
Soon, everyone in the courtyard had arrived.
As before, Yi Zhonghai sat in the middle, with Yan Fugui and Liu Haizhong on either side.
Yi Zhonghai picked up his enamel teacup, took a sip of tea, and continued drinking without paying any attention to anything else.
"Cough cough."
Liu Haizhong coughed lightly, stood up, and said loudly, "Today, a very serious incident occurred in our courtyard. What happened? Um, well, let's hear from our highly respected Third Uncle."
Yan Fugui's lips twitched, and he looked at Liu Haizhong with a puzzled expression, but Liu Haizhong had already sat down and was drinking his tea without even glancing at him.
Upon seeing this, Lu Banxia covered her mouth and burst into laughter. She realized that this fringe was meant to be funny.
"Hehe, Banxia, how about it? Funny, right? Let me tell you, there are many more exciting shows in this courtyard that you haven't seen before, which is a real pity," Qin Jingru laughed.
"Uh-huh."
Yan Fugui, who was sitting on the left side of the octagonal table, leaned close to Liu Haizhong and whispered:
"Old Liu, was it you who called this entire college meeting? You're not going to preside over it? You want me to? What kind of talk is this? Even if you want me to preside, you have to tell me what exactly happened!"
"Oh, right, right, it's nothing much. It's just that Jia Zhangshi stole three old hens from Xu Damao's house this afternoon, and my Guangfu saw it."
Upon hearing this, Yan Fugui rolled his eyes. He knew he wouldn't get away with this kind of thing.
But now that everyone in the courtyard has arrived, Yi Zhonghai is not in charge, and Liu Haizhong is an incompetent fool. If he doesn't take charge either, then the prestige of the three old men in the courtyard will drop even further.
Thinking of this, Yan Fugui stood up, coughed lightly, and said loudly:
"A terrible incident happened in our courtyard today. What happened? Jia Zhangshi, Li Sumei, you two come forward."
Li Sumei was already standing in front, so she didn't need to come forward.
But Jia Zhangshi wouldn't have it. She pointed at Yan Fugui and yelled, "You stingy old man, why did you make me stand in front of you? Let me tell you, I didn't do anything!"
"Bang."
Yan Fugui slammed his hand on the table and shouted angrily, "Jia Zhangshi, you still want to deny it? Tell me, did you steal three old hens from Xu Damao's family?"
Upon hearing this, Jia Zhangshi was immediately startled. She had clearly confirmed twice that no one had seen anything at the time. What was going on? How did Yan Fugui know?
"Old Man Yan, how dare you frame me? I don't want to live anymore! I don't want to live anymore!"
Jia Zhangshi plopped down, slapping her thighs repeatedly with both hands.
"Old Jia, Dongxu! Come up and take a look! Old Yan has framed me for stealing chickens! Everyone in the yard is a bad person! Come up and take them away!"
"Pfft."
When Lu Banxia saw this ridiculous scene, she couldn't help but laugh. As if worried that others would laugh at her for being ignorant, she quickly covered her mouth.
Qin Jingru held Lu Banxia's small hand and said with a smile, "Banxia, how was it? Wasn't this show exciting? Let me tell you, we see exciting shows like this every few days in our courtyard."
"Mmm, that's hilarious," Lu Banxia said, covering her mouth with a laugh.
"Old Jia! Dongxu! My life is so hard! Now that you're gone, all the bad people in the yard are bullying me. Please come up here and take them away!"
"Jia Zhangshi!"
Liu Haizhong roared, "My Guangfu saw you stealing chickens this afternoon! You still want to deny it? If I hadn't stopped Sumei, you would have been taken away by the police by now!"
Upon hearing this, Jia Zhangshi stared intently at Liu Guangfu with her triangular eyes, pointed at him, and shouted:
"You despicable little brat, it was you? You framed me? I'll fight you to the death!"
Jia Zhangshi stood up angrily and charged at Liu Guangfu like a wild boar.
"Mom, no!"
Qin Huairu exclaimed in surprise, trying to stop Jia Zhangshi, but unfortunately, she was too late; Jia Zhangshi had already rushed out.
"Ah! Help! Dad, save me!"
Liu Guangfu screamed in fright. When he saw Jia Zhangshi rushing towards him, he quickly ran towards his father.
Everyone in the courtyard burst into laughter at the sight of this comical scene.
Qin Jingru and Lu Banxia were laughing so hard they couldn't close their legs, especially Lu Banxia, who laughed until tears streamed down her face.
"Hahaha, everyone, look at this, doesn't it look like a wild boar chasing a monkey?" Old Hu laughed loudly.
"Guangfu, come here quickly!"
When Liu Haizhong saw that Jia Zhangshi dared to hit his son, he was immediately enraged, stood up, and ran towards Liu Guangfu.
Liu Guangfu was not even fourteen years old yet, how could he withstand the charge of Jia Zhangshi's wild boar weighing more than 200 jin? Just as Liu Guangfu charged in front of Liu Haizhong, Jia Zhangshi's wild boar charge also arrived.
Liu Guangfu was faster than Jia Zhangshi and hid behind Liu Haizhong. Jia Zhangshi's wild boar charge hit Liu Haizhong squarely.
"Ouch!"