In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

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Inazuma's residence.

A man sneezed and rubbed his nose: "Why do I feel like someone's talking badly about me behind my back?"

However, he quickly put these trivial matters out of his mind.

Because he has something more important to do now.

In his previous life, as a collector of game characters, Xu Guang could basically own one of every character he could get his hands on in games.

In layman's terms, it means being greedy and always wanting more.

So even though he already has so many roles, he is still not satisfied and craves more.

There are only two roles that Inazuma hasn't played yet.

For example, the sleepy little raccoon in front of me, and a fireworks expert whose whereabouts are unknown.

Although Xiaogong was very envious, he was not in a hurry; his primary target was still the little tanuki.

He had previously felt guilty because of the other person's size, but when he was getting close to Ryoka Kamisato last time, he accidentally learned that Yozu was actually an adult and one of the best among her classmates, but she was often misunderstood because of her size.

Xu Guang sighed helplessly.

Why didn't you say so sooner? If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have kept the other person waiting until now without making a move.

Chapter 95: Zaoyou, what's that curved hair near your mouth?

"I feel dizzy, maybe I should sleep a little longer..."

Zaoyou yawned. As someone who would rather sit than stand and rather lie down than sit, she was always lazy.

But recently, the young lady has been frequently issuing tasks, leaving her either working overtime or on her way to work overtime every day.

How could she possibly bear this?

With her work nearing completion and many tasks no longer requiring her assistance, she decided to find a small room to take a nap when no one was looking.

But her ninja instincts told her there was danger, which is why she didn't fall asleep immediately.

I looked around, but there was nothing there.

It's just those same old, worn-out pieces of furniture.

"Illusion?"

Zaoyou puffed out her cheeks and muttered something.

She longed to just fall asleep, but her ninja training taught her that sleeping without knowing where the enemy was would only cost her her life.

Therefore, Zaoyou had to take a deep breath and search carefully again.

"As expected, there's nothing there after all..."

The little girl sighed, tiptoed to find a comfortable spot to lie down, and then her eyes curved into a contented smile.

"Sleeping is so comfortable, and if I sleep long enough, I'll definitely grow taller..."

Soon after, a very soft snoring sound began.

It looks a bit like a cat.

Xu Guang sighed, then carefully examined the other person.

Brown hair, a wide hood, and a large tail held in her fair little hands.

Her slender legs were exceptionally fair, and the shoes she wore revealed her heels and toes.

Overall, she is an adorable loli who deserves an 8 out of 10. The reason for such a high score is very simple: she is a legitimate loli.

It's the kind of age where you can do some unspeakable things and still not get the death penalty.

He leaned closer, looked at the tiny creature, squinted, and tentatively touched it twice. When it didn't react, he simply picked it up and held it in his arms.

This movement naturally startled the sleeping little raccoon. She slightly opened her sleepy eyes and looked at the other party with a puzzled expression: "Eh, who are you...?"

Xu Guang gently patted her head: "Nobody is anyone, go to sleep, you still have a long way to go."

Hearing these reassuring words, Zaoyou yawned, adjusted her position, and fell asleep again.

Xu Guang raised an eyebrow. This was not the dream world, but perhaps because he had been in contact with the Inazuma character a lot, the power he could use in this country was unprecedentedly strong.

It's the kind of device that can go in and out of the area and refresh its status five or six times without any problems.

However, looking at the little girl's cute sleeping face, he thought of a fun way to play.

This was something he had thought about a long time ago.

Without further ado, Xu Guang gently moved the little raccoon cat's position.

"Come on, Zaoyou, be a good girl, open your mouth, ah~"

Hearing this, Zaoyou, who was fast asleep, didn't think much of it and just opened her mouth in a daze.

In the dream, the little raccoon felt something big being pushed into its mouth.

It was smaller than the apple candy she usually ate, but her cheeks still felt very uncomfortable.

As if to soothe her discomfort, the person who spoke patted her back gently.

"Well……"

Xu Guang frowned as he watched the little girl stammer.

This is indeed a lot of fun, but he overlooked one problem: in this situation, it is impossible for Zaoyou to retract her teeth or use her tongue for assistance.

Having a mouth is useless if you don't know how to use it.

However, this was no problem for Xu Guang. A simple buff and some delicious yogurt were enough to solve the problem effectively.

Looking at the hungry early pomelo, Xu Guang smiled and filled it up.

……

"My mouth feels so full, so juicy..."

The little raccoon rubbed its eyes, feeling that it had slept very comfortably. The only downside was that it had a strange taste in its mouth and its belly felt bloated.

Yawning, just about to take another nap, Zaoyou looked out the window and suddenly froze, her face changing drastically: "Oh no! How did it suddenly become night! I didn't sleep for very long, okay?"

But it was too late to say anything now. She quickly got up, looked around, and after making sure no one was there, quietly returned to the final chapter.

This is where Inazuma trains ninjas, and it is currently owned by the Kamisato siblings.

However, her group only needs to report to Shenli Linghua; the head of the family is handled by others.

After returning to the base, Zaoyou breathed a sigh of relief as she watched her teammates gradually return.

It's good that she wasn't the last one.

Just as I was thinking this, a cheerful female voice suddenly came from beside me: "Senpai Hayato, did you go to slack off again?"

Caught off guard, Zaoyou retorted somewhat guiltily, "No way!"

The person smiled, tucked their bangs behind their forehead, and squatted down: "Okay, okay, I believe you, Zaoyou-senpai, but what's that on the corner of your mouth?"

As she spoke, she pointed at it, and Zaoyou blinked her innocent eyes, touched it, and realized that there really was something there, and that the other person was not joking with her.

She placed the object in her palm, frowned, tilted her head, and looked puzzled.

Why is there a curved hair on the corner of my mouth?

The female ninja squatting to the side stroked her chin and offered a guess: "Could it be that you moved around a lot while you were sleeping, and that's why your armpit hair got near your mouth?"

Zaoyou nodded: "That seems possible, but I don't have armpit hair! Wait, I didn't sleep at all!"

Hearing the other party's weak and feeble rebuttal, not only the female ninja squatting to the side, but also the others laughed good-naturedly.

Seeing everyone laughing, Zaoyou stormed off in a huff.

She still couldn't figure out why there was a curved hair on the corner of her mouth.

……

"Why do you think human hair is straight while other body hair is curly?"

Xu Guang sat at the Fatui stronghold in Mondstadt, looking at the Prince and the Doctor who had not yet arrived, and yawned as he asked.

The woman next to him dared not reply.

She's not some naive and innocent girl. Even if she hasn't eaten pork, she's seen pigs run, right?

There are only a few places on a person's body with hair, so given this guy's personality, what other places could he possibly be?

However, not answering seemed like an option, so the woman forced a smile and replied, "Some people do have naturally curly hair, and their hair is also wavy."

Xu Guang nodded thoughtfully: "That makes some sense. How about yours?"

The woman's expression stiffened; she didn't understand how the other person had jumped to asking her to take a look. She coughed twice and quickly changed the subject, saying, "What's so interesting about mine? By the way, I just got a batch of lightning magicians transferred from headquarters. Would you like to see them?"

Chapter 96: If you want a promotion, absorb more promotion energy.

Xu Guang gets excited when this is mentioned.

As we all know, O God is a game that has been running for a long time, so its quality should be pretty good in theory. However, surprisingly, some characters are not even as good as the monsters in the game.

For example, there is a perfumer who can truly make Xu Guang have no evil thoughts and not a single bad idea.

After all, no matter how thirsty he is, there are so many roles to choose from, why would he choose an old lady?

It's not like I have some kind of fetish for ugly things.

Although Lei Ying, the sorcerer, wore a mask and her true face was not visible, she attracted a large number of old perverts with her stunning figure and alluring voice.

As a thrifty and hardworking person, Xu Guang always adhered to one principle: he always made sure to eat every single grain in his bowl.

The perfumer is different; she's a rotten apple.

I really can't eat this.

Seeing the woman's expression, Xu Guang didn't continue teasing her and waved to signal her to call over the prepared Thunderfire Sorcerer.

At that moment, Xu Guang suddenly paused.

It feels like he's asking a brothel owner for a girl, but isn't that why he rescued the lady?

As the woman left the room, a moment later a woman dressed entirely in purple and black walked in, carrying a lantern.

If you look closer, you can see the dark green hair hidden under the wide hood, as well as a very distinctive mask.

As Xu Guang sized up the other person, the lightning mage was also secretly watching him.

She was originally an insignificant member of the Fools, with no great ambitions, and only wanted to live her own life well.

She thought her life would just stay like this, but unexpectedly today she was found by the eighth executive officer and told that there was a chance for promotion.

Who would refuse this?

However, after she arrived here, a sense of regret arose in her heart, because the person in front of her was none other than Xu Guang, the Sixth Executive Officer whose reputation had never been very good.

There have always been various rumors about this person within the organization. Some say he is arrogant and disdainful of others, while others say he is indifferent to life. But without a doubt, even among the entire group of villains, his character is definitely among the worst.

If she had known she would be facing this important person, she wouldn't have come.

Sensing the other person's thoughts, Xu Guang said softly, "You seem very afraid of me?"

These words struck the Thunderfire Sorcerer like a thunderbolt. She immediately knelt on one knee and denied it, saying, "No, no, how could I be afraid of you, my lord?"

Ignoring the other person's explanation, Xu Guang leaned forward and used his index finger to lift the other person's head: "It's fine if you're afraid, but if you want to climb up, this kind of emotion is a bit ridiculous. We're not doing charity."

The Thunderfire Sorcerer tilted his head back, looked at the smiling man in front of him, and forced a smile: "Yes, subordinate understands."

Xu Guang shook his head: "No, you don't know, if you want to get promoted, you have to absorb more promotion energy. Open your mouth."

Lightning Sorcerer: "Huh?"