In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

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If you were to put that thing in, it would definitely be uncomfortable for a long time.

Yura thought to herself.

Xu Guang couldn't offer any comfort either, since he couldn't very well say that others had stuffed their entire fists into it, and that this was nothing compared to his Barrett, which was at best a small appetizer.

However, Xu Guang understood the principle that one must eat one bite at a time, so he decided to gradually clear the way first.

With a friendly smile, Xu Guang placed the suppository in his palm and pushed it towards the other person.

"This stuff works perfectly. Many volunteers have tried it and raved about it. Should I help you this time, or will you do it yourself?"

As he spoke, he took out a bottle of Golden Dragon Fish liquor and handed it to the other person.

Seeing Xu Guang's actions, Yura also felt somewhat insecure.

His eyes gradually became hesitant.

Thinking back on my several interactions with the other party and their seemingly genuine expression, it actually seems quite believable.

More importantly, since the other party has seen everything about me, I don't care about those things anymore.

After biting her lip and thinking for a while, Yura sighed and took the thing.

Meeting the other person's burning gaze, she coughed and said, "Turn around first."

Xu Guangyi refused firmly: "What are you saying? You know you're not a professional doctor. What if you make a mistake and hurt yourself? I have an obligation to watch over you and prevent any accidents."

That makes some sense.

Yura's eyes flickered a few times, but she ultimately decided to trust the other person.

It's important to understand that Yura, as a descendant of a noble family from the old era, learned aristocratic etiquette and various other courses within her family.

Once outside, she had to atone for her family's sins, joining the Knights despite the discrimination and misunderstanding of others, and treating herself with an extremely austere lifestyle.

In such an environment, she really had no way to access the adult world.

Xu Guang was the one who pushed open that door, but because they had only met a few times, Yura only understood one thing.

This limited knowledge couldn't help her understand the current situation, so she could only follow the other party's instructions with some skepticism.

Turn your back to me, holding the medicine in one hand and the oil in the other.

"First, drip the oil onto the coccyx, then pour a little onto the suppository. Once the oil has flowed to the correct position, you can align it properly."

Xu Guang stood by, offering enthusiastic guidance.

Following the steps, Yura applied the oil and then used her free hand to support herself on the chair.

Seeing that the other person had tried four or five times without success, Xu Guang sighed helplessly: "Let me do it. After all, it's in your blind spot, so it's normal that you can't see it or get it in."

After saying that, he stepped forward, took the suppository, and after stroking it up and down a few times, he pushed it in.

"Well……"

The blue-haired girl gritted her teeth to avoid making any unpleasant noises.

The thing was icy cold, and although it felt hard when you held it, it was surprisingly soft once you went inside.

For example, right now, this thing is slowly wriggling to reduce her discomfort.

What's going on? It looks so much like a slime.

Yura was panting heavily, her hands gripping the chair completely powerless.

Looking down to check the situation, I discovered a small puddle had formed on the ground.

"I……"

His eyes were somewhat vacant, and his mind was blank.

The girl was somewhat shocked.

Has she lost control of her bladder?

How can it be!

And this stuff is so thick?

After Xu Guang finished stuffing the things in, he also saw this scene and touched it with his finger.

Looking at the stickiness on his fingertips, he said with a slight sigh, "I didn't expect you to go so soon. You're quite talented."

Chapter 100: Water That Is Too Clear Has No Fish

As the saying goes, "If the water is too clear, there will be no fish." This means that if the water is too clear, the goldfish will not be able to produce any white slurry.

The use of inversion here is ingenious and can be described as exquisite.

Of course, if Xu Guang's previous life's Chinese teacher knew about this, she would probably want to slap him to death.

Seeing Yura's body trembling in front of him, Xu Guang kindly helped her up.

What he was thinking was that such a promising talent must be carefully nurtured; among all the roles he had encountered, only Xin Hai could rival him.

Yura was simple-minded, not stupid. She slowly adjusted her breathing, trying to calm herself down, and then looked at the other person with a hint of resentment in her eyes.

“Is this really medicine?”

Actually, there's another sentence that follows: "Are you really applying medicine for me?"

She didn't say it out loud, because it didn't seem like she disliked it that much.

And it's actually... kind of comfortable.

Xu Guang patted the steel stopper and said righteously, "Of course, would I lie to you?"

Yura twitched her nose, but didn't say anything, only sighed.

It got dirty again because I had just washed it.

Xu Guang clearly saw his worries and gave him some very good advice.

"I've heard that saliva can heal wounds, so maybe..."

Before he could finish speaking, the girl quickly stopped him: "No!!!"

After saying that, he glanced at the other person's face with some concern and added, "It's not that it's impossible, it's just that this thing doesn't sound very hygienic..."

Upon hearing this, Xu Guang gave several examples to dispel the other party's concerns.

"How could that be? You know, in Inazuma, more than one person has tried this method and all of them have given positive answers. Among them are not only lawyers, but also generals, shrine maidens, and cat demons. Such a wide range of people is enough to prove it."

As he spoke, he pulled out a few photos.

Although it was just a fleeting glimpse, Yura saw it very clearly.

Why are all the people inside rolling their eyes and sticking out their tongues, and there's also a suspicious white liquid at the corners of their mouths?

Yura paused for a moment, looked into the other person's burning gaze, lowered her head, and after a long while, bit her lip and said, "If you want it, it's not impossible..."

Since it's already been seen and touched, licking it a few times... doesn't seem like a problem.

Yura thought to herself.

But Xu Guang shook his head: "Let's forget about it this time."

After saying that, he snapped his fingers, and Yura felt a change in her vision, and then she found herself in a warm room.

The girl snapped out of her daze and looked around. Wasn't this the place where she had gotten drunk last time?

It was here that the other party applied medicine to her for the first time.

How could she...

Just as she was about to ask a question, a finger was placed to her lips. She looked up, met the other person's gentle smile, and heard the words: "I'm just an ordinary bartender."

The implication was that she shouldn't worry about it.

Swallowing her questions, Yura nodded and said nothing more, simply watching the other person prepare things.

Wine glasses, some snacks, and a plate of frozen slime?

What is this?

The girl said she didn't understand, but was deeply moved.

The other person wore gold-rimmed glasses, held a thick book in his hands, and exuded an air of refined elegance.

"So, Miss Yura, how have you been lately? Are you tired?"

The words were the most peaceful and simple, but in this environment, they still made the girl bite her lower lip, take a deep breath, and realize that her voice was a little hoarse when she spoke: "I'm fine, I have things to do every day, and I have so many friendly colleagues..."

It was as if a floodgate had been opened; the girl kept talking.

It's not her fault.

Yura truly had no one else she could confide in.

She's not like Klee, whom everyone likes, except for occasionally giving Jean a headache.

She's not Barbara, who has a large fan base to rely on.

She is not like Noelle; although she works hard, she has her own goals.

She is Yura, nothing more.

She is atoning for her sins, but that's all.

Ironically, she didn't even know how to atone for her sins; all she could do was work hard, trying to get more people to accept her.

But when those people learned her identity and looked at her with strange eyes, who could understand the suffocation she felt?

Of the nobles from the old era, only two or three remain today, and the exact number of people left is still unknown.

Xu Guang sighed softly.

He wanted to say something, but the thought of a future Inazuma war criminal forgiving a Mondstadt war criminal in the absence of Mondstadt people made him want to laugh.

To atone for her sins, Yura endured the disapproval of others and willingly worked in the field for several years.

This crime was not committed by her personally, but rather by her family.

But those who actually commit murder can get away with it.

No, he scattered the ashes of the stragglers.

But it was only at times like this that he would marvel at how skilled Lao Mi was at copywriting.

It profoundly reflects reality.

Aren't many of those truly wicked people living quite comfortably?

Stepping forward, Xu Guang patted the girl's shoulder and said softly, "You've worked hard."

Then he handed her a glass of wine.

Yura looked at the other person with a wronged expression and said in a heavy nasal voice, "Thank you."

Then he took it and drank it all in one gulp.

The girl drank cup after cup until she was drunk.

Xu Guang covered the other person with a blanket, set the location where the other person would wake up, and then walked out of the wooden house to manually search for a guy.

……

Wendy, who was playing the Sky Harp, sneezed and inexplicably felt a chill.

Paimon floated over and asked with concern, "Hey, bard, are you alright?"

Wendy smiled amiably: "Of course it's okay, don't worry, I can still finish playing this piece."

After saying that, he continued playing.

The traveler listened to the beautiful music and nodded repeatedly.

Watching the water droplets being slowly purified, she breathed a sigh of relief.

As an outsider, she only recently learned that Dvalin was once one of the four guardians of Mondstadt, but was corrupted by evil forces and became like this.