In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

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"No need, I can do it. Now, shouldn't we move on to the next step?"

Xu Guang nodded: "Of course, but if it's just about stepping on it without any side dishes, it doesn't seem that fun. How about this, you use your feet to break it open at the same time."

Naxida: "Huh?"

Chapter 336: Bitten by a Dog

"Take a shower by yourself later."

Xu Guang got up comfortably and tossed a clean towel over; this was already considered part of his basic equipment.

I take out two of them whenever I feel like it, and they work wonders.

As for the two parties involved, if you ask why there are two, it's because the Great Compassion Tree King also joined in the middle of the process.

These two seem to be in good condition, at least they are still conscious.

The Great Tree King's face was covered in a layer of smears, while the Little Grass God's feet to knees were completely covered, filled with life.

Both of them were exhausted and didn't want to move at all.

Xu Guang snapped his fingers, refreshing the status of the two, and then took out a book.

**The doctrines of the religion.

This thing has been sitting idle for a while, so I'll use it here.

After changing into priest's clothes and opening a book, Xu Guang looked at the two people in front of him with compassion.

"Let us congratulate you both on officially joining the **Cult of God**."

Nasita was cleaning the hardened spots on her feet when she heard this, and she looked somewhat bewildered.

**A religion?**

What is this stuff?

Is this a new way to play?

Putting that aside, just look at what happened just now. How did this person in front of us manage to create so many things, if he can even be considered human?

She may not have done such a thing, but that doesn't mean she doesn't know anything about it.

You should know that Jingshan Palace has no shortage of books, as well as a vast ocean of knowledge accumulated over thousands of years.

If she continues to act like a newbie, then she's wasted five hundred years of her life.

This amount is clearly wrong, okay?

But then again, what exactly is a **cult?

Xu Guang noticed her blank look and patiently asked her questions.

"I founded the **God Cult, and its fundamental principle is world peace. The people in it are not only all highly skilled, but they also speak very pleasantly. I love them."

If you don't mind, I can bring you in too; if you do mind, I'll bring you in anyway.

Nasida was speechless for a moment. What she meant was that she had no choice, so why did she bother asking?

Xu Guang chuckled and said, "Of course it's for democracy, but I also have to tell you a harsh reality: whoever is strong will have democracy in their hands."

Looking at the other person's appearance, and then at the yellow and white spots on her own feet, Naxi sighed.

Whatever, I'll join.

She had no better choice.

Even now, the fishy smell is still wafting into her nostrils.

The situation wasn't much better on the King of the Great Compassion Trees' side; in fact, it was even worse.

Because it's on her face.

Seeing that the two had agreed, Xu Guang took out the clothes he had prepared in advance and gestured for them to put them on.

"In that case, I can take you on a missionary journey later. Our target this time is someone who likes to sing opera; she has a very clear and moist throat."

Nasida knew immediately that this wasn't a nice thing to say, but seeing others suffer made her inexplicably happy.

Although she knew it wasn't good, the thought of how hard she had worked last night, almost to the point of cramping up, made her feel much better if someone else could do the same.

So the two of them dressed neatly and followed Xu Guang out the door.

Speaking of clothes, this is naturally the one that Gan Yu and Shen He wore before.

In case anyone forgets, here's a reminder of the key words: milk foam, ready to eat after opening.

These clothes should definitely not be seen by others; they should only be seen by oneself.

After giving the two a cognitive interference buff, Xu Guang then stepped towards Liyue.

……

The Liyue Restaurant was already closing time. Yun Jin sighed and stretched her slightly sore joints.

There have been a lot of people listening to her music these past few days, which may be because of the last catastrophe. Many people started to engage in revenge spending, which has made her schedule increasingly tight.

"We clearly agreed to go to find immortals tomorrow."

Yun Jin was somewhat troubled.

She only had two or three hobbies, and seeking immortals was one of them. With the things that guy gave her, she didn't have to worry about safety and could go to more places. But for some reason, it was becoming increasingly difficult to find traces of immortals.

She's so exhausted now that even if no one can hurt her, she doesn't have the strength to walk. All she wants to do is lie in bed and get some sleep.

"Judging from Miss Yun Jin's appearance, she probably needs a massage. Fortunately, our sect has recently launched a new promotion: as long as you bring in someone, you can enjoy a free VIP service."

Upon hearing the voice that suddenly appeared beside her, Yun Jin immediately looked over.

She would never forget that voice, even if she died.

The guy who took her innocence.

Three figures emerged, their eyes fixed on the direction of the sound.

At the front was Xu Guang, dressed in a black and white priest's suit. To be honest, he looked a bit like a refined scoundrel when he wore a single-rimmed glasses. Behind him were the Great Tree King and Nasita.

These two were rather shy and reluctant to come out for a long time.

There's really too little fabric in the clothes.

Nasida always thought that only people living in the desert wore very little clothing because of the weather.

But she learned something new today; the nun's habit that guy gave her was covered with light-colored gauze, except for some key parts.

Seriously.

Wearing this is worse than not wearing it at all.

It feels even more astringent now.

Looking at the much larger and more unusually large group, Yun Jin sneered.

This guy has lured some naive young girls and young women from who-knows-where again.

They really know how to do things.

What's the purpose of this trip? Is it to get her to join us?

Ha ha.

Xu Guang looked at the contemptuous smile on the other person's face and felt somewhat helpless.

"I feel like Mr. Yun Jin has always misunderstood me. Do you think I'm such a wicked person? I only came here this time to check on you."

Besides, isn't what I gave you useful?

Yun Jin continued to sneer.

It's not that it's not useful. Putting everything else aside, this guy does have some tricks up his sleeve. The little flags he gave her not only speed up the recovery of stamina, but also maximize the resistance to damage.

To be fair.

In many people's eyes, exchanging one's innocence for this thing is definitely not a bad deal.

Simply close your eyes, grit your teeth, and you can obtain items that are priceless.

But she didn't want it.

This was forced on her by the other party without even being asked for her opinion!

He was anything but gentle when we were doing it, which left her feeling unsteady on her feet and a bit hoarse for days.

For an opera singer, their voice is arguably the most precious thing.

Seeing the undisguised disgust in the girl's eyes, Xu Guang chuckled.

"Mr. Yun Jin, please don't look at me like that. If I get excited later, you'll be in trouble."

Hearing what the other person said, Yun Jin's face turned pale, but she still said defiantly, "Whatever, you're just doing that kind of thing to me anyway, I'll just treat it as if I've been bitten by a dog."

Xu Guang sighed: "I've never heard of anyone feeling a pleasurable climax from being bitten by a dog before."

Yun Jin was somewhat annoyed: "You!"

Chapter 337: Who exactly are you?

Yun Jin realized that pointless verbal sparring would only put her at a disadvantage.

Because the other party has absolutely no shame.

It's futile to talk to this kind of person. They won't get angry at your insults; in fact, they might even get excited.

Xu Guang noticed her dejection and leaned over to put his arm around her waist.

"Honey, maybe if you put in a little more effort, you can scold me away. Why don't you give it another try?"

Yun Jin remained silent, only offering a cold laugh.

She doesn't understand this guy yet?

The other party might use today's events as a side dish for future events.

This is not a baseless speculation.

Last time was the same; the more she cursed, the more enthusiastically the other person responded.

Damn it, just thinking about her makes my back hurt a little. It must be my imagination.

Seeing that she didn't speak, Xu Guang became a little more serious and decided to get down to business.

"Alright, alright, stop fooling around. I came here specifically to ask if you'd be willing to join the **God Cult."

Yun Jin looked at the other person's hand still on her waist, a hint of disgust flashing in her eyes.

"What would happen if I said no?"

Xu Guang shrugged: "Of course nothing will happen. At most, it'll just be like last time, feeding you until you're full."

Yun Jin twitched the corner of her mouth.

The word "feed" is normal everywhere, but when spoken by the other person, it becomes the worst possible word.

The disgusting and fishy smell was so strong that just thinking about it made me want to vomit.

Taking a deep breath, she said coldly, "Fine, I'm willing to join. Is there anything else?"

Xu Guang was somewhat surprised: "I didn't expect you to agree. I thought you were going to refuse, and then we'd have something pleasant happen before I forced you to change your mind."

Yun Jin rolled her eyes: "Anyway, no matter what I say, I can't change your mind. So tell me, what are you going to do next?"

Xu Guang smiled: "I'm really enjoying chatting with smart people more and more. Don't worry, things won't be too complicated afterward. You just need to do this and that..."

Yun Jin listened with some doubt.

"You went through all that trouble just for the owner of a funeral parlor?"

Xu Guang nodded: "What, it won't work?"

"I thought you would treat her the same way you treated me. At least for you, it would be much more convenient that way, wouldn't it?"

Yun Jin chuckled and then indicated that she understood, and would leave if there was nothing else.

Xu Guang would naturally agree to her request, since it wasn't difficult. After all, he would have to have in-depth exchanges with her later, so there was no need to rush.

Stepping out of the theater and looking at the moonlight, Xu Guang squinted his eyes: "Hu Tao, I'm already looking forward to your taste. Don't disappoint me."

Hearing this statement, which sounded like that of a major villain, Nasita took two steps back in fear, while the Great Tree King gently comforted her.