In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

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Amber gave a bitter smile: "What's going on? They're cooperating so well, they don't look like Hilichurls at all."

She stretched her strained muscles and was planning her next attack when she heard a crisp sound.

"The light of the sword is like mine, cutting off everything!"

Purple lightning struck.

Along with that came a gentle voice from behind.

"That's really scary, but I'm sure I'm not too late."

Amber turned around happily and looked over there, seeing the familiar figure.

Chapter 358: Poor Walnut, basically at the bottom.

"Mr. Xu Guang!"

Xu Guang, who was being called, nodded, stepped forward, and patted Amber's head.

"That's really impressive. Even when facing such a large number of monsters, they weren't afraid."

Amber blushed slightly: "Actually, I'm a little scared..."

Xu Guang cupped the other's small face and pinched it: "Does that stop you from being a brave knight?"

Amber hummed in agreement, feeling the warmth on her cheek, and relaxed.

No wonder Noelle likes him so much, it really feels so good!

She wants to be touched like that in the future.

Xu Guang looked at her with a smile, glancing at Ke Qing out of the corner of his eye.

The enemy is currently wreaking havoc on the battlefield.

Keqing was already very strong, and now she has been strengthened several times, making her a force to be reckoned with when facing Hilichurls.

five minutes ago.

Looking at the wooden door that appeared in front of her, Ke Qing was somewhat puzzled.

"What is this for?"

Xu Guang explained, "It's a portal, what's wrong with you? You're making a fuss over nothing."

Ke Qing's lips twitched slightly. It wasn't that she hadn't seen teleportation portals before, but she had never seen one like this.

Outrageous.

Putting aside where the other party pulled this thing out from, can this wooden door really have a teleportation effect?

Xu Guang remained silent, then smiled and pulled the doorknob. From the front, space distorted, and a place on the outskirts of Mondstadt appeared before the three of them.

Ke Qing was stunned for a moment, and then sighed inwardly.

That really works!

Xu Guang has divine power, right?

Ningguang was also a little surprised, but since the other party didn't specifically mention bringing her along, she could tidy up her office and prepare for the next day's work.

Putting work aside for the moment, she looked at the messy office and felt a headache coming on.

What should we do?

Bodily fluids were visible everywhere.

It was white and transparent, and after it solidified, it all stuck to the carpet and the tables and chairs.

Wooden tables and chairs are easy to clean, but what about carpets?

She couldn't very well ask someone else to do it for her, since it wouldn't look very good if she wore it out.

What about the ruler of Liyue, whose office is filled with semen, and Ningguang's unspeakable secret with a man?

The people are kind, but they are also gossipy.

If others found out, it would be a devastating blow to her reputation.

So she could only sigh, covering her forehead, and wonder if she should let the other person do it in a place like the bathroom next time.

This can reduce some unnecessary trouble.

But before she could speak, Ke Qing and Xu Guang had already left.

Ningguang looked somewhat helpless.

"Alright, you two are just going to wash your hands of things."

Xu Guang, upon arriving in Mondstadt, checked the time, observed what several characters were currently doing, and finally locked onto his target.

His greatest weakness is his extensive knowledge of both ancient and modern times, but even that has its limitations.

That means if he's too lazy to look, he won't discover many things.

He came here because he saw Amber in danger. If it weren't for him, she wouldn't have lost her life, but she would have been injured.

I'm not Xiao Huohuo, who insists on going at the last minute.

Ke Qing, who was next to him, could also see it. When she saw the other party zoom in on a girl's image, she spat out a curse.

"How could you do that to such a small child?"

Xu Guang looked completely innocent: "Don't talk nonsense. Amber will be an adult in a few years, and Teyvats encourage early marriage, so how can you blame me?"

Ke Qing snorted and offered no comment.

Come to think of it, this guy would definitely not let any of them go, from mature women to little girls.

She really shouldn't overestimate the other person's integrity.

Xu Guang snapped his fingers.

"Alright, there might be a battle coming up. You've been strengthened, so hurry up and send... oops, I mean, go fight!"

Feeling the abundant power within her body, Ke Qing pursed her lips.

So, the only reason I brought her here was to use her as a thug.

That suits his personality.

But why am I a little disappointed?

Ke Qing shook her head, shaking off those unnecessary emotions, and then followed the other person to the battlefield, leaping high into the air and shouting that sentence.

"The light of the sword is like mine, cutting off everything!"

Back in the present, Xu Guang is patiently examining Amber's body.

The other person knew he was a doctor and didn't think too much about it, but hesitated: "Are we really not going to help that person? There are so many Hilichurls!"

Hearing Amber's worries, Xu Guang patted her waist: "Don't worry, Keqing is one of Liyue's Seven Stars. Even if ten of you were tied together, you couldn't beat her in a fight."

Not to mention the enhancements he received.

I looked up and saw the buffs on the other person.

[Damage Reduction]

[Infinite Mana Bar]

[Skills have no cooldown]

[Tenfold Critical Hit]

It's a pity he didn't make a sound, otherwise he would really be no different from Feng Lingyueying.

With this cheat code activated, Keqing can not only one-shot these small monsters, but she can even put up a fight against gods.

Although the damage may not be much, with the damage reduction, it can be slowly whittled down to death.

"By the way, what step were we at in the check just now?"

Amber thought for a moment and realized it must be the collarbone and waist, so she offered a suggestion.

She just blushed.

"Do we really need to have this kind of physical examination?"

Seeing that the other person had already put their hands inside their clothes, Amber blinked her bright, watery eyes.

Xu Guang said, "You don't understand. I learned this from an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor in Liyue. They call it observation, listening, palpation, and examination. How can I determine if you are injured without examining you?"

Hearing this, Amber put aside her concerns, but as she felt the large hand moving little by little, it was about to reach the point where she couldn't speak, so she had no choice but to grit her teeth and say it.

“Mr. Xu Guang, I have no injury to my chest, so I probably don’t need an examination… um…”

Seeing the girl's hesitant expression, Xu Guangyi spoke earnestly.

"What if you get any hidden injuries? This is no joke. Be good, it'll be over soon."

Amber looked at the other person's serious expression, closed her eyes, and her body trembled slightly.

"I understand, please continue!"

Seeing her like this, Xu Guang chuckled and continued with his work.

Keqing, who was fighting below, looked over after finishing a round and saw the two flirting. She was immediately furious.

"Xu Guang, you bastard! I was fighting tooth and nail down there, and you were doing *that* with some young girl! I'm so angry!"

Keqing then vented all her resentment on the Hilichurls.

The already stressed Hilichurls felt even more overwhelmed and scattered like birds.

The battle is over.

Xu Guang also withdrew his hand.

He savored the memory for a moment.

It needs to be at least a B level, that's good. I thought it would only be an A.

Surprisingly, Amber's development was also normal.

So, it seems that among all the companies he's contacted, besides Zaoyou, only Hutao has the weakest capital.

Walnut, oh Walnut, look at you! Everyone, whether younger or older than you, is more capable than you. If you have children in the future, won't you make them skinny and emaciated?

Fortunately, he could help with the massage, which increased the stimulation.

He really is a good person.

Seeing Ke Qing walking slowly towards him, Xu Guang greeted her warmly, "Thank you for your hard work."

Ke Qing gave a cold snort, too lazy to pay him any attention.

Chapter 359: Your butt is for pooping!

The campfire was burning, and the three people huddled together, watching the fresh meat sizzling and dripping with oil.

Amber swallowed.

Four hours had passed since the battle. During that time, members of the Knights of Favonius had come to provide support, but seeing the monsters lying on the ground and Keqing's cold face, they didn't dare to ask any more questions. They simply asked if they still needed help.

After Amber told them that a caravan might need an escort, she followed Xu Guang.

They briefly surveyed the surroundings and then found a place to eat.

After all, things like what happened today are quite rare; we can't have accidents every day.

"Here, for you."

Amber nodded shyly as she accepted the food Xu Guang handed her.

Ke Qing remained expressionless.

Ah.

We're eating meat skewers now, but it won't be long before we're eating chubby skewers.

Then she looked at the portion Xu Guang had given her and took a vicious bite.

She'd eaten all kinds of meat anyway, so consider it compensation from that guy.

After the group had eaten and drunk their fill, Xu Guang lay on the grass and looked at the fake starry sky.

"I don't know how much longer I can live like this."