In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

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As Xu Guang performed the operation, he explained, "It's just some ordinary stuff, don't worry about it. My success rate is 100%."

Even if he fails, he can still salvage the situation using the console.

After working for a while, Xu Guang finally breathed a sigh of relief. He hadn't done anything special, except to increase Ke Qing's sensitivity to her senses. Although this could be achieved through control, he still wanted to try it out himself.

After patting Keqing, Xu Guangxiao smiled and said, "The completion rate is very high. Now, let's begin."

Keqing was already in a daze, but her eyes widened when she heard this.

What do you mean?

Didn't that just start?

Chapter 393: Let's Play a Gun and Sword Game!

Ke Qing tensed her toes and leaned against the tree.

Xu Guang clapped his hands, looking at his work with satisfaction: "The results are pretty good. How does it feel on your end?"

Ke Qing smiled through gritted teeth.

How dare you ask how it is?

Whatever!

That's not how you are at all.

It's one thing to feel bad, she expected that, but tell me why the popsicle was moving!

Seeing her inner thoughts, Xu Guang smiled and said, "Oh, I was just worried that you would get bored if you just ate, so I added some extra DLC."

Ke Qing took a deep breath and shivered.

"Well... thank you so much."

Xu Guang nodded: "Actually, it's not necessary, since I'll be quite comfortable afterwards."

Ke Qing looked at him and laughed in exasperation.

Does this guy really think he's thanking me?

Considering the other person's personality, it was probably intentional.

Xu Guang stood up, supported the other person's body, and then rested his chin on Ke Qing's shoulder.

"We have ice, but not fire. I know you're in a hurry, but how to get it depends on your efforts."

Ke Qing bit her lip: "You're a complete bastard!"

They've already gone this far, even using their fingers as a vanguard to add effects, and then saying that the follow-up content still needs work!?

Xu Guang smiled as he asked, "Is this the first day you've met me?"

I closed my eyes and pondered for a moment, but I still couldn't calm my mind.

Because the old popsicles planted in the garden still have motors.

Damn...

"what would you like?"

Xu Guang bit Ke Qing's neck: "Just make a nice sound, that's not too much to ask, is it?"

"Owner?"

"This isn't enough."

"Then what do you want me to shout?"

"I like being an elder."

Ke Qing pursed her lips.

When the other person said that, how could she not understand what they meant? Who likes to act like an elder? Can't they come up with a decent excuse?

But now, seeing the other person's amused smile, she could only lower her head and say with a hint of humiliation, "Dad..."

Xu Guang went up and patted his head: "Good boy."

Then he chose to use the cage to bind the enemy in the top lane, while launching a fierce attack with the Red Dragon in the bottom lane, and simultaneously unleashing the Spirit Summoning to deal massive damage.

Ke Qing was stunned. She never expected the other party to be so innocent from the start. In the past, they would have tested her, but not this time.

It is an absolute fighting spirit.

Xu Guang gasped in surprise, because the effect was even better than he had expected.

The old popsicle's power was so great that it could make his fire dragon feel the chill.

No wonder Keqing reacted so strongly this time.

Hmm, maybe next time I could try rubber clips and medicated oil?

With this in mind, Xu Guang continued his relentless attack, flipping over whenever he felt it was too cold.

The battle ended after a long time, but the scene was unlike any other before.

Xu Guang squatted down, glanced at it, and exclaimed, "A smoothie?"

Because of his pre-battle preparations, this thing actually couldn't do any harm to Keqing; it only pushed the already surging sensation to a new peak.

Ke Qing did not reply, nor could she speak anymore.

If the case temperature is too high, many people might increase the cooling, but even with built-in cooling, hers still overheated, which caused her to keep twitching.

Of course, it will recover in time.

Seeing such a precious scene, Xu Guang didn't hesitate to step forward and take a picture.

In the video, he squats in front of two white trees, prying open the bark with his fingers to reveal the slowly flowing icy slush inside.

And add captions to them.

Who will have the first yogurt smoothie of winter?

We can promote modern technology in Teyvat, which will benefit both others and him.

If there's a social media platform like WeChat Moments, I can't even imagine how exciting it will be.

He saved this image, intending to use it as a case study to instruct others in the future.

The character you're following, Laira, has logged in.

Xu Guangzheng edited the message with a smile, raising an eyebrow slightly upon seeing it.

What the hell?

There are surprises!

Ms. Falushan, you did a great job!

There's no other way but to do it now.

After getting up to put a coat on Keqing and providing her with protection, Xu Guang escorted her back to the team, said goodbye, and left.

Some of the people in the group gasped as they watched the scene unfold.

"Goodness... is Keqing's defense that high?"

Amber muttered to herself.

Mona frowned; her first thought was, "This will cost more."

Only Yura remained silent for a while.

She felt that this scene looked somewhat familiar.

However, the shaved ice wasn't as noticeable in her last conversation.

This one, on the other hand, has it all the way down to her ankle.

Fischl's expression changed slightly. Because Keqing was wearing a coat, she couldn't see much of her, only the unconscious Keqing and several cups of smoothie.

"What's going on?! Were we attacked by a monster?"

Dixia casually stepped forward and put her arm around her shoulder: "If you insist on saying you were attacked by a monster, that's fine too, but aren't you one of them? Why do you seem to know nothing about it?"

As Fischl continued talking, Dixia narrowed her eyes, feeling that she had found a new source of amusement.

……

"Ugh...so sleepy..."

Laila opened her eyes, looked at the unfamiliar surroundings, and then felt the comfortable bed she was lying on, letting out a soft moan.

"Never mind, I should just go to sleep. I'm probably still dreaming."

So she lay down again.

But soon, she sensed something was wrong.

I opened my blurry eyes and saw a man standing by the bed, stroking his chin in confusion, muttering something.

"Sure enough, the blue one is still strange, while the one with the hundred tigers is much better."

Then the other person snapped their fingers.

Laila felt a cool sensation as most of her pajamas disappeared.

"What are you doing?"

Xu Guang looked up, saw her, and smiled as he accepted, "It's nothing, I just felt a little strange, so I just wanted to do some hair removal for you."

He had seen other people's hair color before, but basically all the characters had color schemes that matched their hair color quite well.

However, for Xu Guang, who usually watches black-themed shows, these are still a bit hard to accept, so he usually turns them into white tigers or dyes them.

Looking at the strange man in front of her, Leila shrank her legs, somewhat confused about what the "hundred tigers" in his words meant.

But she could feel a chill in certain areas.

She just seemed listless, but she wasn't stupid, and as a top student in astrology, she had some knowledge of these things.

Knowing that the current situation is definitely not normal.

Xu Guang looked at her like this and stroked his chin.

"Now that you're awake, why don't you play a gun and sword game?"

Laira raised an eyebrow.

what?

What an outrageous statement! I must still be dreaming.

Chapter 394: Become a Guinea Pig, Laira

However, seeing the serious look on the person's face, Leira instinctively refused.

After all, the other party's request was really strange.

Xu Guang chuckled and said confidently, "If you agree, can it still be called a gun and sword game?"

Laira fell silent.

The logic is sound, but such outrageous remarks really shocked her values.

Seeing that the other person had already grabbed her ankle and felt its warmth, Laira pulled her foot back slightly and said in a serious tone.

"This is a crime, and I can have you arrested."

Xu Guang raised an eyebrow: "Of course I know, otherwise why would I say it's a spear and a sword?"

As he spoke, the pair of sinister hands seemed poised to rise even higher, but a shout disrupted the situation.

"Xu Guang! Your plan seems to actually be feasible!"

Hearing the little teacher's call, Xu Guang sighed, then let go of his hand and gave a brief instruction.

"When Ms. Farusan arrives later, don't say anything."

Laira felt the lingering warmth and pondered what the man had just said.

Flossan...teacher?

Is it because the last person she saw before going to sleep was that person?

Xu Guang came outside and saw the very excited Farusan. He went up to her and patted her head.