chsdbacks Chapter 260 Hupa: Feed me peanuts!
Chapter 260 Hupa: Feed me peanuts!
Chapter 260 Hupa: Feed me peanuts!
The golden ring, which seemed to be thrown at lightning speed like a guided missile, kept magnifying in Hoopa's eyes.
If it were to actually hit its head, Hoopa had no doubt that its skull would be cracked open with a super, super huge hole!
In this critical moment.
"Do you really think you can attack Hoopa?!"
"You are using Hoopa's power..."
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"They can't handle Hoopa!"
Hupa's pupils widened, and he barked angrily.
But despite its arrogant words, Hoopa's actions have betrayed its true thoughts.
It seemed to be swimming in mid-air, struggling to break free from the superpower's restraints, reducing its relative distance to the ring, attempting to escape into the ring, teleport away, and then make further plans.
"...As long as...as long as the teleportation is completed..."
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But the ring came crashing down at an extremely fast speed.
The superpowers that bound it were not as easy for Hoopa to break free from as he had imagined.
There was a crisp "bang" sound!
The golden ring hurtled towards them and collided with the ring that Hoopa had used for teleportation. The crisp sound it produced made Hoopa want to cover his ears.
then....
Hoopa saw his ring as if it had been confiscated, struck by the incoming ring and then rolled away...
Next, it could only watch as its own rings moved back and forth as if it were being NTR'd, seemingly conquered in the fierce collisions, and... it just ran away with its opponent's yellow ring.
"Huh?!"
Hupa stared wide-eyed, utterly incredulous.
It could only watch as the two sets of rings disappeared into the distance one after the other, and were finally held in a man's hand, making a "clinking" sound when they collided.
Hupa was heartbroken.
"Hmm, it seems that with Hoopa's power... we can actually deal with Hoopa."
Ze Shu weighed the two identical rings in his hand and said with a smile.
"Since you can't escape... then you might as well accept your punishment, you thief."
"Ughhhhh"
Hearing this, Hoopa's face puffed up with anger, its horns glowing red as if steam were about to rise from them. With tears in its eyes, it cried out, "You're the thief! You're the thief! Stealing one of Hoopa's rings wasn't enough! You stole two! And now you want me to surrender?"
"Hoopa tells you..."
"Even if I die, I will never surrender!"
The two rings that used to hang on the corners were confiscated, but Hoopa still has a final weapon: the ring around its waist that looks like a hula hoop!
This is something it doesn't use lightly!
But once it's used...
"Hoopa will teach you a big lesson!"
Hupa was about to take out the ring from her waist, her cheeks puffed out in anger.
But out of the corner of its eye, it saw a flash of golden light in the distance, and when it looked up, another golden ring was swiftly thrown towards it.
Just like before!
This time, however, the rings were thrown in pairs, and Hoopa no longer had any rings in front of him to defend against.
Hoopa: "Huh?!"
It could only hastily push out with its abdomen, barely managing to resist with a "hula hoop".
But it blocked one of the incoming rings...
Another ring, however, curved through the air and smashed right into its forehead!
boom! !
Hupa felt dizzy and lightheaded.
It clutched its head, its consciousness gradually fading as it felt the pain of being hit on the head.
"Waaaaah... Hoopa's going to die now..."
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"And a huge, enormous bump would grow on Hoopa's head..."
"Mayali, when you visit Huba's grave next year... remember to bring lots of delicious food... no, not next year, Mayali wants to visit Huba's grave every day... Huba wants to eat donuts, brown sugar pudding, strawberry cake, shortbread, pizza..."
Its "last words" were still unfinished, but darkness slowly fell before its eyes.
Ze Shu:
Reading out the menu!
If Mayali could hear Hupa's last words, she might also faint...
"Nonsense? Nonsense!"
Mew, which appeared on Ze Shu's shoulder, also heard Hoopa's "last words." It slurped up the water that had overflowed from the corner of its mouth and looked curiously at Hoopa, whose body was slumped over in the sea of food spilled from the warehouse.
[Sawaki! Sawaki! Dream thinks that someone who likes food can't be a bad person....]
Dreamy put her hands on her hips and spoke righteously.
【But I think it's best if I just kill this guy named Hoopa!】
【so....】
[In this dream world, you can enjoy the offerings that guy named Mayali makes at Hoopa's grave every day!]
Ze Shu: "Huh?"
He stared in shock at Meng Huan, who was already lost in his fantasy of stealing the offerings and constantly drooling.
Meng Huan snapped out of her daze and tilted her kitten head: "Miao Miao?"
[Is there anything wrong with what I said? There's absolutely nothing wrong with it!]
Ze Shu smirked and said, "That's a good idea. How about I bury Hoopa's grave next to Mew's house, so Mew can eat Hoopa's offerings every day just by walking a few steps?"
Dream's eyes lit up: "Mimi?!"
Is there really such a good thing?!
It was eager to get started.
That Hoopa must die today!!
A splash of clear, cool water hit her face, jolting Huba awake from her reverie about the offerings. Her eyes were vacant, a mixture of confusion and bewilderment as she surveyed her surroundings.
It was tied to a small chair on the deck.
"Hoopa... Hoopa isn't dead...?"
Hoopa also saw that there were many guys around.
A woman was grooming Espeon's fur. Espeon lay lazily on her lap, its forked tail slightly curled up, clearly very comfortable, and occasionally meowed affectionately.
Hoopa pursed its lips; it knew that this was the guy who had used his superpowers to control it!
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Meanwhile, another woman, pulling on the Altaria, was glaring at it angrily with puffed-up cheeks, as if she wanted to strip Hoopa of all its fur to resemble the slightly bald Altaria next to her.
Hoopa blinked. This woman was its "bully" during this period. Hoopa had secretly "picked up" a lot of the cotton feathers from that Altaria, which would make a very comfortable nest for it!
Then Hoopa looked around again.
A terrifying point has been discovered—
Why is that pink kitten looking at it so presumptuous?!
It was like they wanted Hoopa dead!
The only thing that Hoopa felt even a little bit of affection for was the pink, almost-doll-like creature beside her, radiating a healing glow...
"You're awake?"
Just then, a man walked towards Hoopa, and upon seeing this man, Hoopa's eyes turned red—it was him, the one who stole both of Hoopa's rings!
No, it wasn't stealing, it was robbery, outright robbery!
"Hupa isn't awake! She's asleep!" Hupa pouted and stubbornly retorted.
"Oh..." Ze Shu said knowingly, then he took out a ring and laughed, "Looks like you're a bit delirious. Shall I smash it again to wake you up?"
"No, no, no, no!" Before Ze Shu could move, Hoopa's eyes widened, and she instantly woke up. "Hoopa's awake! Hoopa's awake!"
Immediately, its eyes filled with tears, and it complained to Ze Shu with a wronged expression: "What exactly are you going to do to Hoopa!"
"You bad guy! You bad guy! You're the one who stole and robbed the Hoopa Circle!"
"Steal or rob?"
Ze Shu tossed the two rings in his hand and laughed, "I could say I stole the second ring, but the first one... I guess that doesn't count as stealing, right?"
"Every wrong has its perpetrator, every debt its debtor. If you want to accuse someone, you should accuse the one who... gave me your ring..."
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"And you, a little thief Pokémon, are actually calling me a bad guy?"
Higanbana immediately shouted angrily, "Yeah, yeah! You naughty Pokémon stole so many of my desserts! And you kept causing trouble!"
"You have to pay for my dessert! You have to pay for my Tanabata feathers! You have to pay for my Sticky Dragon slime!"
But faced with Higanbana's accusations.
Hoopa immediately pouted and said aggrievedly, "The things you dropped on the ground belong to Hoopa. What's wrong with Hoopa picking them up..."
"Those desserts were in my bag! How did they end up on the floor?!" Higanbana yelled in frustration.
Hoopa's eyes darted around as she said, "Your bag of desserts touched the ground back then, so it fell to the ground... Hoopa just kindly picked up things that fell on the ground and were thrown away to avoid waste! Hehe..."
Higanbana: "???"
She had never seen such a shameless Pokémon!
And what did that "hehe" at the end of your sentence mean? Was it a snicker? You were definitely snickering!
"Sawaki, get out of the way, I'm going to have Salamence unleash a Dragon Pulse on this guy..."
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Higanbana was furious, and the Salamence was poised to strike.
Hoopa was clearly frightened by this sight, struggling frantically on the small chair. She managed to break free of the ropes and quickly hid behind the dolls tending to her. Only then did she laugh with lingering fear, "You guys didn't really think these ropes could restrain Hoopa, did you?!"
"Hehe~ Hoopa is leaving soon!"
Hupa was about to reach for the hula hoop ring at his waist, intending to teleport away.
But when it reached for its waist, it found nothing.
No, it's gone...?
Hupa stood frozen in place, dumbfounded.
At this moment, Ze Shu took out a larger ring and smiled, "Is this what you wanted?"
Upon seeing the third ring that Ze Shu revealed, Hoopa seemed to have suffered a huge blow and could no longer maintain his float.
It fell to the ground, tears streaming down its face, sobbing, "It's all gone... Hoopa is all gone..."
'
Its shape consists of only three rings, but now they are all in the hands of this despicable man.
Now it can't teleport even if it wants to.
This made Hoopa feel as helpless as Nidoran being surrounded by a dozen Nidokings!
"Waaaaah... You guys, just tell me how you're going to deal with Hoopa, whether you'll kill him or torture him..."
'
"Hoopa had nothing left, and you killed Hoopa, and Hoopa accepted it... At least this way, Hoopa can still eat donuts, caramel pudding, and strawberry cake after he dies..."
'
Zeshu actually pondered for a moment.
Beside her, Meng Huan excitedly waved her little fist: "Mwah mwah mwah!!!"
[Ze Shu, Ze Shu, quick, kill this little guy named Huba and eat its offerings! Hehehe... donuts, caramel pudding, strawberry cake....]
Hoopa: "Huh?!"
Wiping away its tears, it listened dumbfounded to what the pink cats, who seemed determined to kill it, were saying, and was terrified.
In that case, even if it dies, it won't be able to eat the offerings?!
This won't do!
Hupa suddenly felt that dying was not such an acceptable choice.
"Don't kill Hoopa! Hoopa doesn't want the tribute stolen! Hoopa will do anything as long as she's not killed!"
Ze Shu:
He thought for a moment before saying, "Hupa only stole a lot of things, it's not enough to warrant such a severe punishment as killing Hupa."
Hupa breathed a sigh of relief.
But then it heard Ze Shu say, "I heard you say before that you wanted to visit your grave... Mayali? Is she your guardian?"
"I will contact her and tell her everything you've done, Hoopa, and make her compensate me for the thousands you stole from us and others..."
Before Ze Shu could finish speaking, Hoopa was dumbfounded again: "No, no, no!! Don't tell Mayari that Hoopa stole things!! You might as well kill Hoopa!!"
"And... compensation?!"
Hupa knew exactly how much of other people's food he had "picked up".
Over the years, if it doesn't pile up into a mountain, it would at least be piled up to the sky, enough to overwhelm a hundred Snorlax!
"She absolutely cannot afford to pay for this!!"
Ze Shu shook his head and uttered a statement that sounded extremely cold to Huba: "That's not up to you."
I'm already looking for your contact information for Mayali, and I should be able to get in touch with her soon.
"In the meantime, you shall stay with me."
Hupa sobbed, "How could this be..."
Ze Shu laughed and said, "What, are you afraid that Mayali can't afford to pay for what you stole?"
Hoopa cried, "Even if you sent ten thousand Mayalis to work at the cake shop for their entire lives, she still couldn't afford it! And Mayali would definitely hate Hoopa; she'd definitely be disappointed in her..."
"
Ze Shu: "————"
You've really stolen quite a lot.
"Since that's the case..."
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"If you can help me with a few things, Hoopa, I can pay some of the money you need to pay. That might ease some of Mayari's financial burden and make her look at you in a new light."
Hoopa was stunned: "Really... really like that?"
It's desperate and will try anything.
Ze Shu shrugged: "You never know. But if Hoopa helps out, I'll pay him a pretty good reward."
Hupa asked nervously, "How much...how much is the reward?"
Ze Shu asked, "How many Alliance Coins do you think would be appropriate, Hoopa?"
Hoopa blinked blankly, held up three fingers, thought for a moment, then spread all five fingers wide and said nervously, "Five...five hundred...that Alliance Coin you mentioned?"
Hoopa knows the prices at dessert shops very well; 500 Alliance Coins is enough to buy quite a few desserts!
Ze Shu shook his head and said bluntly, "Help me this once, and I'll give you 10,000 Alliance Coins."
Hoopa was dumbfounded: "Huh?!"
How many desserts could that buy?!
At this moment, in its eyes, Ze Shu seemed to be radiating light from behind.
"May I?"
"Of course... Hoopa can definitely do it!"
"Now, do me a favor... Don't try anything funny, I'll be watching you."
Ze Shu tossed one of Hu Pa's rings back to it, saying, "An injured Da Yu monster should still be wandering not far from Tangcao Town. Help me catch it."
"This monster is actually quite useful."
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