chsdbacks Chapter 496 Douluo Chapter: The Grand Finale
Chapter 496 Douluo Chapter: The Grand Finale
"Teacher, honestly hand over the divine skill, the Azure Nether Dao Technique! We want to learn it together!"
"Azure Vortex Technique, I'm absorbing, I'm absorbing!"
"Don't fight! Everyone, be gentle!"
"Ah~ I can't do this~"
"Be gentle! Be gentle! Don't use violence! Let's all be civilized!"
"Oh no! The divine powers have converged! The house is about to collapse!"
Rumble!
On this day, the newlywed attic in Dongluoge experienced several nights of intense passion.
Finally, with a loud crash, it collapsed.
The house collapsed.
Nearly twenty stunningly beautiful goddess figures emerged from the dust, draped in sheer veils, gazing at the collapsed wedding pavilion in bewilderment.
It should be noted that the Dongluo Pavilion was built using a sturdy mortise and tenon structure, and was crafted from fine wood with over ten thousand years of cultivation, making it indestructible.
However, they were unable to withstand their fierce and aggressive attacks.
Fortunately, this is a secluded paradise, and there are no outsiders here.
Otherwise, if word gets out, they'll be too ashamed to face anyone.
……
"What?! On Master Su's honeymoon night, even the attic was shaken down by the goddesses of Peach Blossom Spring?!"
The Divine Council, under the guidance of the Goddess of Life, is compiling data on the beings of the divine realm.
Since Master Su's wedding, she has been absent-minded and has made quite a few mistakes at work.
Until the goddess of kindness from next door came over and whispered something in the ear of the goddess of life.
The goddess of life was astonished, her eyes wide with surprise:
"Really?"
"Of course it's true. Many gods know about it. It's said that it came from the wind god and the fire god."
"I didn't believe it at first either, but don't forget what my abilities are? My greatest skill is knowing good and evil and controlling the gods."
The kind goddess said sadly:
"How I wish it were false, but I have personally inquired with the wind god and the fire god. This information was unintentionally revealed to the fire god by the sun goddess. They are siblings, and that's how I got firsthand information."
"Wait a minute, the God of Fire and the Goddess of the Sun are siblings, and he's also a disciple of Master Su. Shouldn't he keep this a secret?"
"Haha, maybe seeing his sister get married made him restless too. Didn't the God of Fire have feelings for the goddess Ruoshui? Well, Ruoshui was just as interested in Master Su. The God of Fire went and told Ruoshui. Ruoshui had a bunch of good sisters, and within half a day, dozens or even hundreds of gods knew about it."
The kind goddess revealed the twists and turns of the matter.
This caused the goddess of life to narrow her eyes, feeling a deep sense of pity.
"That's too harsh, isn't it?"
"I wonder what kind of miserable life Master Su is living."
"They have no sense of compassion at all."
"Men are of the Yang nature, and the constant depletion of their essence is bad for their health."
"Young man, you need to be moderate. It's not good to ruin your health."
"Sigh~ That's true, but if I were them, I wouldn't let Master Su off the hook either. Actually, I'm quite envious of them."
"It makes me sad just thinking about it. That day, I was so close, just a tiny bit more, to successfully become a substitute bride!"
The Goddess of Kindness recalled the scene of her wedding day, filled with dejection.
At that time.
Dragon God Gu Yue waved his hand and charged forward with his spear, just as the wedding was about to descend into chaos.
The Goddess of Kindness had already tampered with the phoenix carriage at the end.
They were ready to get into the carriage of a slightly weaker goddess from Peach Blossom Spring and carry out their scheme of swapping a bride with a raccoon dog.
Unexpectedly, the Dragon God Gu Yue, despite his loud slogan, chickened out after only a few seconds and was sent away by a peach blossom branch.
The kind goddess was also blasted away by a peach blossom seal.
The plan to replace the bride with a cat has failed.
This also became a regret for the kind goddess.
However, a glimmer of hope ignited in the eyes of the goddess of life and the goddess of kindness:
"A person doesn't necessarily only get married once in their lifetime. We can also attend Master Su's lectures in the divine realm; we can become promising students!"
……
A month later.
Spirit world.
As the sun rises, its soft rays bathe the red maple forest, creating a dreamy and beautiful scene.
Outside the Peach Blossom Pavilion and the school, hundreds of deities arrived early to report for duty.
The God King of the Divine Realm Committee serves as the class leader, responsible for counting the number of people and maintaining order.
Today marks the day when Master Su fulfills his final promise after his wedding: to open his hall and teach the gods.
When Master Su began his teaching, almost every goddess in the divine realm was present.
Even the previous Rakshasa God, Angel God, Sea God, and Old Asura God were present to listen.
This was one of the few opportunities they had to communicate with Master Su.
All the gods' gazes were focused on the peachwood table, awaiting the arrival of Immortal Master Su.
Many gods were even more excited at the thought that their divine status could take another step forward.
!
!
!
Three clear, crisp sounds of peach blossom bells rang out.
This means it's time for the lecture.
Inside the Peach Blossom Paradise, Su Ran finally managed to escape the entanglement and cleansed her body in a spiritual bath.
Sensing the sound of peach bells, she threw the sticky red wedding robe into the washing spring, changed into a new white robe, and took a light step forward.
The next moment, a phantom figure vanished into the space and landed in front of the peachwood table in the classroom of the divine realm.
The illusory figure of the immortal master descended, sat down on the peachwood table, and said calmly:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting."
"I have three thousand Taoist techniques that I can pass on to the gods. I can explain the sublimation of divine positions, divine status, and divine power. Those who wish to learn may come forward one by one and I will pat their heads to impart the knowledge."
As the saying goes: "An immortal touched my head, and I was granted immortality."
It is evident that Master Su descended as a phantom of his divine soul to give the lesson, and many of the goddesses among the gods looked disappointed.
Compared to paying attention in class, the Goddess of Kindness, the Goddess of Life, the Old Angels, and the Rakshasa God all preferred communicating with Master Su in his physical body.
"It's cooked."
"You're too kind."
"This is definitely the work of the goddesses of Peach Blossom Spring. They're keeping it all to themselves; they're keeping it from us!"
"There's nothing you can do. What can you do if she's wary of you? Can you beat them?"
"Look at Master Su, he's gotten so thin. He's really suffered these days."
"Oh dear, stop nagging and focus on comprehending the Great Dao. If the first few of the Three Thousand Great Daos are all learned by other deities, it'll be a complete waste of your husband and your body."
"..."
Petals fall in profusion, and flowers and plants flourish.
In the following months, more than a hundred deities under the Peach Blossom Pavilion experienced sudden enlightenment, and their cultivation levels improved.
In just five years, most of the gods in the divine realm broke through to the half-level.
Some deities who comprehend the ultimate Dao techniques even have their divine status elevated by one rank, advancing from a second-level god to a first-level god, taking a step towards becoming a main god.
The entire divine realm was thriving, and its overall strength had increased dramatically.
The mortal realm was also protected by the sacred peach blossom light that had been scattered during Su Ran's wedding. All disasters disappeared, the weather was favorable, evil soul masters and magical beasts were purified, the Spirit Pagoda was fully developed in the hands of Huo Yuhao, Tang Ya and other disciples, the life-and-death hunting relationship between soul masters and soul beasts was greatly alleviated, and the whole human world was peaceful.
Having fulfilled his final promise to the divine realm with a phantom image of his soul, the Peach Blossom Immortal Master's figure vanished from the divine realm.
Only the name of that immortal master, who could turn the tide of fate, nurture deities, and whose appearance was astonishing, spread far and wide, becoming the object of admiration for countless people and cultivators.
……
Years later, in the Peach Blossom Spring.
Untouched by the mortal world, shrouded in mist and surrounded by celestial aura, a sacred mountain stands quietly.
In the distance, the mountains rise one after another, verdant and towering. As the road winds and turns, the endless Peach Blossom Mountain Range stretches out like the softest ribbon between heaven and earth, outlining a magnificent and unparalleled picture.
At the foot of the mountain, a crystal-clear Yangtze River flows gently, its waters like a mirror, reflecting the white clouds floating in the sky. Accompanied by the melodious chirping of birds, it is like the sound of nature, making people feel relaxed and happy.
In the mountains, a small boat moves slowly forward. A man wearing a straw hat casts a fishing net, and ripples spread across the water, as if he can catch the ethereal mist that is faintly visible among the clouds.
This ethereal aura seemed to possess a life of its own, appearing and disappearing with the alternation of sunlight and moonlight. As the afterglow of the setting sun bathed the valley in its blood-red glow, the entire paradise was tinged with a warm golden-red hue.
In this celestial realm, every flower and plant is extraordinary. Nourished by spiritual energy, they are vibrant in color and rich in fragrance. The air is filled with a faint floral scent, an indescribable aroma, a fragrance from the celestial realm that is intoxicating.
Celestial birds soar and mythical beasts roam, blending seamlessly with this idyllic paradise to create a breathtakingly beautiful celestial scene. In this pristine land, free from strife and clamor, all life exists in harmony and tranquility, captivating the heart and soul.
Just then, a dozen or so children, around the age of seventeen, ran up to the lakeside, which was lined with willows and poplars. They waved to the small fishing boat from the shore, their faces beaming with joy.
"Dad, we're over here! Did you catch any fish?"
"Dad, you've been hunting in Taihu Lake for over ten days! What did you find? We miss you so much!"
Hearing the children's voices on the shore, the man in the straw hat removed his hat, shedding his disguise and revealing his stunningly beautiful face.
Su Ran, carrying a huge fish basket, leaped onto the shore and pointed to the four carp with gleaming scales inside:
"We caught one, look!"
One of the very bright and clever little girls giggled and said:
"Dad, you've been out for more than ten days and you've only caught four fish? That's not enough for us to eat. There's also Auntie, Second Auntie... Twentieth Auntie. Even if we eat the fish bones, it still won't be enough."
"Dad, didn't you say you once caught a whale bigger than a ship?"
"Yeah, yeah, Dad, didn't you say your fishing skills were amazing? How come you only caught four fish?"
"Why don't you put your face in the lake, Dad? Maybe the fish will see how handsome you are and jump into your fish basket without even bothering to fish!"
"Dad, lying isn't a good thing for a child!"
Seeing the group of Xiuling children staring at him with wide eyes, Su Ran helplessly patted the heads of two of the girls and said calmly:
"Dad used to catch fish bigger than giant ships, and he caught a lot of them."
"The fish in this river must be picky; they won't take my bait."
Su Ran turned around and glared at Jiang He, muttering to herself:
"Could it be that there's something wrong with my fishing skills? I'm using just a regular fishing rod and bait, and it's so hard to catch anything. Luckily, I didn't come home empty-handed, or I would have been so embarrassed in front of the kids."
"It doesn't matter if we didn't catch any fish. Mom said they're happy as long as Dad comes home."
"Dad, are you hiding from Mom? That's why you always stay out for so long when you go out."
"Mom said, Dad, if you come back, hurry back to Dongluoge. They have something very important to discuss with you. But Ling'er is very curious about what it is."
Su Ran was led by several adorable little daughters as she slowly walked towards the Peach Blossom Mansion.
As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu with their arms crossed, looking at him with serious expressions.
"So you finally decided to come back?"
Before Su Ran could react, they ran over and grabbed his hands, one on each side, leading him towards the enclosed attic, leaving the children with only one sentence:
"Mom needs to talk to Dad about something. You two play by yourselves for a few hours. If you get hungry, go find some spirit milk at Spirit Spring Mountain, understand?"
Clang!
As Su Ran's vision shifted from bright to dark and then back to bright, she saw several women in the room staring at her menacingly. They were:
Bibi Dong, Ning Rongrong, Meng Yiran, Zhu Zhuqing, Xiao Wu, Ye Lingling, Dugu Yan, Qian Renxue, Hu Liena, Shui Bing'er, Shui Yue'er, Huo Wu...
Before Su Ran could even speak, they all buzzed in surprise.
They pounced on it.
Only wailing could be heard from inside the attic...
The End —————————— (End of Chapter)