chsdbacks Chapter 113 Is there something wrong with Ash Ketchum?
Chapter 113 Is there something wrong with Ash Ketchum?
Chapter 113 Is there something wrong with Ash Ketchum?
Upon returning, Xia Mu saw Xiao Yao and Zi, two girls, leisurely sunbathing on a picnic blanket and whispering intimate words between girls.
Xia Mu's eyes lit up.
"Count me in! Count me in!"
Natsuki acted like a basketball enthusiast who suddenly felt an itch to play when passing by a basketball court, naturally squeezing into the narrow gap between Haruka and Yukari.
???
Then, amidst the two girls' stunned expressions, Xia Mu raised her pinky finger and spoke in a coquettish voice:
"Since there's no one else here, let's talk about some exciting topics that best friends should discuss!"
Xiaoyao: "...—"
Zi et al.: "...—
Xia Mu had heard that the topics girls discussed were quite exciting, but he had never heard them from his own ears. As a man with a strong thirst for knowledge,
Xia Mu decides to play the role of a gay man and infiltrate the group.
However, Xia Mu never expected that these two girls would be completely uncooperative with him.
"Did something happen to you?"
Xiaoyao walked away from the effeminate Xia Mu with a look of disgust and asked him a profound question.
"Did you just fall and hit your head in the woods?!"
Such scathing language even made Xia Mu wonder if he and Xiao Yao had switched roles.
Wait a minute, the role of the sarcastic and sharp-tongued character should be mine, right?!
But before Natsuki could speak, Zi Deng, who was usually very gentle with Natsuki, also stood on the same side as Haruka at this moment.
"I think this is wrong!"
Zi and others made a cross with their hands, looking very serious.
"Sometimes, girls shouldn't have conversations that boys can hear!"
"You're actually assuming my gender! I'm a Volvo buyer...wait, what?!"
Xia Mu had just started using her magic skills when she suddenly realized something was wrong.
Compared to when I usually work on abstract concepts, these two people's reactions seem a bit too intense.
Considering the previous situation, Xia Mu immediately looked at the two women with suspicion.
"Were you guys secretly watching me just now?!"
"(OO)."
Xiaoyao and Zi looked away guiltily.
"Fine, I knew you two were reacting so strongly! Were you just fantasizing about me, imagining all sorts of positions you could take me into? You two big brats!"
As she spoke, Xia Mu pulled open her clothes.
"You beast, do it! Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower!"
Xiaoyao:
".......
Purple et al.: "....—
Seeing Xia Mu with his clothes disheveled, arms crossed, and lips slightly bitten, looking as if he had been defiled, the two women had mixed feelings, but also a sense of relief.
Fortunately, there was no one else around. Otherwise, if someone had seen this, even if he jumped into the river, he wouldn't have been able to clear his name.
However, as Lu Xun once said, good things don't come true, but bad things do.
When Xia Mu covered his chest with a wronged expression, playing the role of an innocent boy being forced by a bad woman.
The forest ranger, who was on his way to a nearby farm to buy some supplies, suddenly remembered Xia Mu, with whom he had gotten along very well, and decided to come here to ask if he needed a ride with Xia Mu.
"Natsuki, I'm sorry to bother you!"
The man turned and left, as if he had made up his mind.
"Hey hey hey, it's not clean anymore—"
You son of a bitch!
Although not quite that violent, the idea still appeared in the minds of the two women at about the same time.
One second I was relieved that there was no one else around, and the next second a strange middle-aged man suddenly appeared.
Coupled with Xia Mu's affected performance, they were instantly enraged.
They exchanged a glance and reached a consensus.
If I don't have a vocabulary of swear words, then I'll beat you up!
The two girls clenched their little fists, completely using Xia Mu as a pillow when they were angry. They pressed one hand against Xia Mu's chest to prevent him from escaping, and then their little fists attacked Xia Mu like a storm.
"Idiot, moron, pervert!"
"Idiot, moron, jerk!"
Even though they were cursing, Xia Mu inexplicably felt that they were acting coquettishly, so Xia Mu couldn't help but smile.
Seeing this, the two women became even angrier.
"You can still laugh after I hit you?!"
"Are you out of your mind?!"
Then the two girls raised their small feet, clad in short socks, ready to step on Xia Mu.
But in the next moment.
"Meow!"
"despair!"
The shouts coming from afar made Xiaoyao and Zi turn their heads as usual.
result.
They saw a head wearing a cowboy hat suddenly dart back behind a big tree.
"Holy crap!"
The man abruptly pulled his head back behind the tree.
"Did they see me?!"
The middle-aged man patted his chest, still somewhat shaken. Thinking of what he had just witnessed, he felt a pang of sorrow for Xia Mu's "tragic" experience, but couldn't help shaking his head.
"Girls these days are so fierce, unlike back in our day."
The uncle shook his head, recalling Xiao Fang, the village beauty from his memory.
Just as the uncle was mourning for Natsuki, Xiaoyao and Zi exchanged a glance, blushed, withdrew their little feet, and obediently sat on the picnic blanket.
Clearly, while their attention was drawn to the cries of the New Leaf Cat and the Green Vine Snake, they also spotted the middle-aged man spying on them from a distance.
Thinking about their actions just now, they were so ashamed that they wanted to dig a hole and crawl into it.
But at this moment, Nerubian and Slytherin had no time to pay attention to May and Violet's strange behavior. Having gained a lot, they just wanted to tell their trainer about their experience as soon as possible.
"Meow!"
"despair!"
Thinking about what they had just experienced, the two excited little ones leaped up and pounced into Xia Mu's arms.
"Pfft~"
Natsuki, who hadn't been hurt at all by the little punches from Haruka and Yukari, almost spat out his lunch.
"Xia Mu, are you alright?"
"It's alright, it's alright!"
Under the two girls' worried gazes, Xia Mu sat up, waved his hand, and picked up the two little ones who looked slightly guilty after thinking they had been hurt.
"Wood!"
After giving each of the two little ones a bite as a consolation, Xia Mu wore a gentle smile.
"What just happened?"
"Meow~"
After confirming that Natsuki wasn't angry, Shin-neko immediately regained her usual energy and began recounting her experience with the Green Vine Snake while meowing.
The Green Vine Snake, after secretly letting out a sigh of relief, crossed its arms again, listening to New Leaf Cat's story while occasionally making a "tap."
Add some minor details to the "Ta".
In short.
After a series of charades games, Xia Mu basically understood why the two little ones were so excited.
"In other words, you encountered an incredibly powerful Pokémon in the forest, and because she admired you, she gave you tremendous benefits!"
The Green Vine Snake shook its head and drew a large circle in front of its eyes with its vine whip.
Not just super amazing, it's absolutely super amazing!
"I understand, it's absolutely amazing!"
As Xia Mu nodded, he immediately thought of the rumors he had heard from the forest ranger.
Is this it?
Xia Mu opened the picture book on her phone, found the picture of Virigion, and placed it in front of the two little ones.
Upon seeing the Pokémon in the Pokédex, Zi Deng's face was filled with surprise.
As a native of Unova, she could even be said to have grown up listening to stories of the Holy Swordsman.
"Meow!"
"despair!"
After receiving confirmation from the two little ones, Zi and the others, while still shocked, did not forget to explain to the puzzled Xiaoyao.
"Oh, I see!"
May nodded in sudden realization. In other words, while she and Zi were still playing around with Natsuki, Shinyori and Snivy received the gift of a legendary Pokémon.
However, Xiaoyao's reaction surprised Zi and the others.
"This is a legendary Pokémon?! Aren't you excited at all?!"
"(O)."
Xiaoyao blinked, then suddenly realized what was going on.
Yes, this is a legendary Pokémon that many people will never see in their lifetime!
I had just started traveling and didn't realize it at the time, but now that I think about it carefully...
Constantly attacked by Team Rocket and frequently embroiled in incidents involving legendary Pokémon, Ash is definitely a shady character!