chsdbacks Chapter 148 Hit Me, You Idiot
Chapter 148 Hit Me, You Idiot
Chapter 148 Hit Me, You Idiot
The two women rolled their eyes at Xia Mu, speechless.
However, they had become accustomed to Xia Mu's shamelessness, so Xiao Yao and Zi ultimately chose to ignore him.
As time passed, a new driver arrived in the bus.
Xia Mu and his companions transferred to a new bus, ate the small snacks offered by the bus company as an apology, and arrived safely in Lianyi Town.
Upon arriving in Ripples Town, Xia Mu's previously eye-catching attire suddenly seemed less unusual.
Beach shorts, flip-flops, and a pair of athletic swim trunks with a tattered bag on top—
In short.
People were dressed very lightly.
Just as Natsuki's attention was drawn to the passersby wearing bikinis, Haruka and Yukari began urging him on.
"Let's go. How much longer are you going to stay here? Miss Wanlong and Bailu are still waiting for us."
"Yeah, hurry up!"
Urged on by the two women, Xia Mu reluctantly turned his gaze away and followed them.
"Here you are! Honestly, are you all in a rush to the market?"
Upon hearing this, Zi's eyes widened.
"What did you say?!"
Don't you know that comparing a young girl to an adult is a recipe for disaster?!
Compared to the doves like Yuki, the hawks like Haruka took direct action.
"I've put up with you for too long, die!"
"Hey, you can't be defeated!"
Xia Mu skillfully dodged the attack, while patting his own butt.
"If you catch me, I'll let you...hehehe!"
Hey, you son of a bitch!
The hot-tempered Xiaoyao took off after him, determined to teach Xia Mu a lesson.
Upon seeing this, Zi and the others could only jog and chase after them.
Seeing this scene, some passersby were deeply moved.
"This is youth!"
"Youth my ass! That kid's obviously never been beaten!"
It might be because Pokémon Centers give people a sense of security.
In short, while being chased by May and Violet, Natsuki dashed off to the Pokémon Center in Ripple Town.
Then.
Under Miss Joey's questioning gaze, Xia Mu slipped behind the counter and hid behind her.
"Hehehe!"
Xia Mu made a face at the two girls, his lewdness evident in his expression.
Seeing this, Xiaoyao and Zi were so angry they wanted to bite their teeth.
"How dare you drag other people into this? Have you no shame?!"
"That's right, don't disturb Miss Joey's work!"
Xia Mu remained unmoved.
Under the resentful gazes of the two women, Xia Mu stood with his hands on his hips.
"I was picked up by Sister A-Miao, so I can be considered half Joey. What's wrong with me hiding behind my own people?!"
Xiaoyao knew that with Xia Mu's ability to argue, she had no chance of winning.
Therefore, she chose the simplest method of provocation.
"Come out here if you dare! What kind of man hides behind Miss Joey?!"
"Oh!"
Xia Mu scoffed at this, put his hands on his hips, and jumped lightly.
"I came out, but I went back in! Hit me, you idiot!"
Looking at Natsuki wiggling his hips, not only Haruka and Yukari, but even Miss Joey standing to the side couldn't bear to watch.
But just as Xia Mu was indulging in his mockery, Almost Doll, who was next to Miss Joy, couldn't take it anymore.
"Tabunai!"
Almost instantly, the doll kicked Natsuki out of the counter area.
"Tabunai, Tabunai!"
Although she didn't understand, Xia Mu felt that the doll's swearing was very vulgar.
The easiest way to find out what a Pokémon is saying is to talk to its trainer.
So even though Xiaoyao and Zi had already held her shoulders, Xia Mu still insisted on getting an answer first.
"What did Almost Doll say?"
Miss Joey scratched her head awkwardly.
"What 'Almost Doll' means is that since you're related to A-Miao, you're her junior, so if you continue acting so rudely, she'll—"
Miss Joey didn't continue, but Xia Mu knew.
That string of ellipses was a string of profanities that Yang Yi could never have come up with in his entire life.
"I see!"
Thinking of the rumors he had heard about Qiao Yimiao in the past, Xia Mu understood.
So, instead of retaliating against the doll, Xia Mu obediently squatted down on the ground, holding her head in her hands.
"By the way, don't hit my face!"
But at this point, Xiaoyao and Zi could no longer care about continuing to fight Xiamu.
"No, what do you even know? What exactly did that doll mean just now? And why are you suddenly being so obedient?"
Countless questions made them eager to know more.
At this moment, all they wanted to do was watch the drama unfold, and for that reason, they were willing to forgive Xia Mu's earlier sarcastic remarks.
Upon hearing this, Xia Mu's eyes lit up instantly.
"really?"
"really!"
"certainly?"
"certainly!"
Xia Mu trusted the two women quite a bit in this regard.
So, to avoid his handsome face being beaten by the two girls out of revenge, Xia Mu immediately explained.
It turns out that the reason why Tae is such a remarkable woman who can punch Infernape and kick Explosion is all thanks to the first aid teacher she met at the Pokémon Nurse Academy.
A doll that is extremely adept at using force to persuade patients.
The patient was disobedient, so I slapped him.
The patient is struggling, like a million-ton punch.
The patient is making a fuss, like a mental hammer.
The patient is in—
It can be said that this teacher single-handedly raised the level of Joey and his teammates' combat skills.
Moreover, because this Nearly Doll is the Pokémon of an elder in Nurse Joy's family, Nurse Joy is even more deeply affected.
but.
"If that's the case, then why is this almost-perfect doll here?!"
Zi and others asked this question out of curiosity.
Upon hearing this, Xia Mu was also taken aback.
yes?
That almost-doll-like creature must be teaching students at the nursing school—
Thinking of this, Xia Mu's gaze toward the doll immediately turned sinister.
"You wicked thing, you actually lied—"
boom!
Before Xia Mu could finish speaking, he saw the doll suddenly throw a punch.
Even a simple swing can produce a sonic boom; Xia Mu thinks that such a doll is probably not common.
"Actually, what I wanted to say was, Miss Joy, could you please give my sea lion, Qiuqiu, a medical checkup?"
Xia Mu pulled out a Poké Ball from Popplio without hesitation.
Although Natsuki's intention was partly to use Pokémon babies to evoke Nurse Joy and Nearly Doll's affection.
On the other hand, Xia Mu did indeed want Qiuqiu, the sea lion, to have a medical check-up.
As we all know, Snivy is a Pokémon that can give you a motherly feeling.
Therefore, due to being quite busy recently, Xia Mu directly handed the Ball Sea Lion over to the Green Vine Snake for care.
However, it wasn't until yesterday's celebration that Xia Mu suddenly realized that the Qiuqiu sea lion seemed to have become much heavier when picked up.
It is very common for newborn Pokémon to gain weight.
But Xia Mu was still worried that the sea lion Qiuqiu would be raised into a chubby little snake by the green vine snake.
Therefore, Xia Mu specifically asked Miss Yang Yi to give her a physical examination.
After receiving the Poké Ball from the Delicious, the little doll glared at Natsuki before entering the examination room behind the counter.
As time goes by.
The examination of the sea lion Qiuqiu has come to an end.
"Although newly hatched Pokémon need attention to nutrition, too much of a good thing can be bad. I suggest that Popplio should exercise more often." Natsuki nodded in agreement.
He knew that if the ball-shaped sea lion didn't get more exercise, it might turn into a round sea lion under the feeding of the green vine snake.
"Thank you, Miss Joey!"
Just as Xia Mu and Nurse Joy politely thanked them and tried to leave under the pretext of looking for a new trainer, Wanlong and Bailu, who had not yet seen Xia Mu, arrived at the Pokémon Center.
Wanlong and Bailu actually arrived earlier than Xiamu and the others.
However, since Bai Lu had never been to Lianyi Town before, they first wandered around outside.
"You guys don't know, there's actually a daycare center near the Pokémon Center!"
As soon as Bai Lu appeared, she started chattering away, telling the group about what she had just seen and heard.
Children are always present on family vacations, but adults also crave their own time during these trips.
therefore.
Childcare facilities emerged as a result.
Nanny Bug, Nanny Mambo, Miss Gothic—
Various calm or gentle Pokémon take care of those mischievous kids.
At the same time, the nursery also has many Pokémon that the children can borrow to battle and play with.
Upon hearing this, Xia Mu's eyes lit up instantly.
"Doesn't this mean I can finally—"
Thinking of the legendary achievements of countless protagonists, such as punching kindergartens and kicking nursing homes, Xia Mu felt that he couldn't fall behind.
"I'm determined to be the boss of Lianyi Nursery School!"