chsdbacks Chapter 169 is corrupted.
Chapter 169 is corrupted.
Chapter 169 is corrupted.
In short.
On this day, both Xia Mu and Xi Ziyi saw the Pluto Dragon beckoning to them.
However, compared to these common little things, what Xia Mu cared about most after regaining consciousness was the numerous missed calls on his phone.
"Wait, there are nuisance calls in the Pokémon world too?"
Xia Mu glanced at Xi Ziyi, who was resting on a hospital bed not far away, then took the phone and walked out of the room.
Dudu!
"Feed...
After hearing the call connect, Xia Mu did not hesitate at all.
"Why are you calling me? Can't you just text me? Don't you know I have some kind of social phobia...?"
Xia Mu unleashed a barrage of attacks in an instant.
Upon hearing Xia Mu's continuous complaints, the man on the other end of the phone scratched his head.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you had social anxiety. I was just calling to ask when you'd be arriving at Blueberry Academy so I could arrange for someone to pick you up at the school gate—"
Despite being scolded by Xia Mu, Xi Lan didn't seem angry at all.
After offering a polite apology, Xi Lan continued:
"In short, I am Xi Lan, the principal of Blueberry Academy, and everyone in the academy is eagerly anticipating your arrival!"
Xia Mu remained silent for a moment in response.
"Is it too late for me to say now that I thought you were making a spam call?"
"Won't!"
"Sir, you won't make things difficult for me, will you?"
"No, I'm not that kind of person! I didn't even take what happened just now to heart!"
The more Xi Lan said that, the more frightened Xia Mu became.
It is well known that the more petty a person is, the more they will emphasize that they are magnanimous, while the more deficient a person is in kidney deficiency, the more they will emphasize that they are not deficient.
Similarly, when Xi Lan said he hadn't taken the matter to heart, he meant he had already written it down in his little notebook.
Thinking that he had already offended the leader of Blueberry Academy before even enrolling in school, Xia Mu took a deep breath.
"Principal Xi Lan, based on my current schedule, I might need ten years!"
"Huh? What did you say?!"
Xi Lan's tone unusually fluctuated drastically.
"Ten years?! What do you need that much time for?!"
"Ten years ago, I, in my flamboyant way, hid his backpack at the foot of Mount Fuji, but ten years later, he suddenly rode his bicycle, like a lone hero, shouting 'Love is transferring,' and told me to be silent—"
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Xia Mu's read replies left Xi Lan bewildered.
No?
Do kids these days talk like this?
Am I, as an educator, already outdated?!
With this thought in mind, Xi Lan looked at the woman beside her.
"Ms. Bai Leiya, are we already outdated?"
"Don't drag me into this!"
Bai Leiya had no idea what this forgetful and unreliable principal was up to this time. She patted her red leather pants and then shook the huge pendant on her ear.
"I'm a woman who's always at the forefront of fashion!"
After showcasing her charm, Bai Leiya slammed the thick stack of documents in her hand down in front of Xi Lan.
"Compared to these things, I've already finished the work you assigned me. Also, remember you promised to help me persuade Principal Claver of Orange Academy!"
Afterwards, Bai Leiya left the principal's office with the clatter of her high heels.
Xi Lan:
"......"
Watching Bai Leiya's departing figure, Xi Lan sighed.
"Oh no, once Bai Leiya's application to investigate the Padia Abyss is approved, who will I be able to get to work for me?!"
However, Xi Lan smiled nonchalantly.
"Whatever, I've already gotten through today's work. I'll worry about tomorrow!"
Then Xi Lan tossed her phone aside, completely forgetting that she had just been talking to Xia Mu.
"Yay, let's go watch TV!"
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Listening to the ringing on the phone and glancing at the still-connected line, Xia Mu hesitated for a moment before finding Zi and others.
"Is your principal missing a screw in his head?!"
"Oh, you actually know Principal Xi Lan? And it's our principal who's missing a screw!"
Seeing that Zi and the others did not object to his evaluation of Principal Xi Lan, Xia Mu knew that he had won this round.
This guy with the goldfish-like memory would never remember his own casual remarks.
So, Xia Mu hung up her phone and happily ran off to find Xin Ye Miao to stick on.
Under these circumstances, Nari, the newly appointed student council president of Blueberry Academy, pushed up her glasses and sighed softly.
"Am I really that insignificant?"
Bozhou, Qinghai.
Although he was beaten up by Inspector Joey, Xia Mu was an experienced person after all.
Therefore, unlike Xi Ziyi, Xia Mu did not pack her bag and run away after waking up. Instead, she and Zi found Inspector Joey, who was chatting with Xiaoyao.
"Sis, let me treat you to dinner!"
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"ah?!"
"Are you alright?!"
"Did you just get your head smashed?!"
Before Joey could react, Zi and Xiaoyao had already started examining Xia Mu in a panic.
"Doctor, please help! Xia Mu is in serious trouble!"
"Yes, arrange for an MRI, an ICU stay, everything. His brain has definitely been stimulated!"
Natsuki: "...
Speechless, Xia Mu slapped away Xiao Yao and Zi Gan's little hands that were shaking their heads, trying to hear the sound of water in them, and looked very serious.
"I'm not out of my mind. I just saw that you and I hit it off immediately, so I wanted to have a meal with you." "The truth?"
"To be honest, I saw that Nurse Joy has a legendary Pokémon like Latias, so she'll definitely become a high-ranking member of the Inspection Bureau in the future. As long as I get along well with Nurse Joy, I'll have a powerful backer when I create a gym in the future, and I can slack off all I want—"
At this point, Xia Mu suddenly covered his mouth.
My Central Plains?!
When did I pick up this bad habit of being "honest"?!
But just as Xia Mu was still in shock, a voice came from behind him.
"Yes, he's perfectly healthy, both physically and mentally. He's fine!"
A girl named Nurse Joy, wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a white lab coat, accompanied by a Gardevoir, nodded to the group before drifting away.
Just as she came quietly, she also left quietly.
Only Xia Mu, whose plan had failed, and the three women with strange expressions remained.
"No? She's slandering me! She's slandering me! She's secretly hypnotizing me with Gardevoir!"
In response, Inspector Yang Yi simply blinked.
"She's my older sister, one of the top psychological experts in the United States!"
"Forehead--
Whether she spoke ill of the psychologist or admitted to her own petty scheming, it seemed impossible to avoid the bad outcome of lowering Inspector Joey's favorability. Therefore, after pondering for a long time, Xia Mu raised her right hand.
"I request to load my save file!"
"Sorry, the file is corrupted!"