chsdbacks Chapter 176 It's Impossible to Attend Class Seriously
Chapter 176 It's Impossible to Attend Class Seriously
Chapter 176 It's Impossible to Attend Class Seriously
"Blueberry Academy, your emperor has returned!"
Xia Mu jumped off the boat and stood on the long white bridge, revealing a wild smile.
Blueberry Academy is a blue disc in appearance, with a long white bridge connecting the dock and an underwater elevator.
Unlike Natsuki and his group, most students at Blueberry Academy typically leave the school via the underwater subway connecting the school to a nearby coastal city.
After crossing the long white bridge, you'll reach the entrance hall of Blueberry Academy, where there's also a battle arena.
"This is the central battleground, where official tournaments and similar competitions will be held. You can use it freely when there are no tournaments!"
Zi and the others took it upon themselves to introduce the various facilities of Blueberry Academy to Xia Mu and the others.
"And because the sea breeze is so pleasant, many people take a nap in the stands when there are no matches—"
Xia Mu strongly suspected that Zi Deng was talking about her own daily life.
After all, this guy likes to use the Blue Emperor as a pillow for his afternoon nap.
Next to the battlefield are the Blueberry Academy lobby reception staff and two turnstiles on the left and right. After passing through the turnstiles, you can enter the Blueberry Academy.
Just as Zi and the others were introducing the surrounding environment to Xia Mu and the others, Xi Lan looked at the surrounding environment and fell into deep thought.
"Speaking of which, where's Ms. Bai Leiya?!"
Because there are still trivial matters to attend to during enrollment, such as arranging dormitories and distributing school uniforms, Xi Lan specifically contacted Bai Leiya to come to the entrance hall to pick her up today.
But now—
You can't expect me to do it, can you?!
Xi Lan felt uncomfortable all over when she thought about those troublesome things.
Fortunately, just as Xi Lan was beginning to consider whether to have Zi and the others do these things, Bai Leiya, wearing high heels, walked out from behind the turnstile.
"Teacher Bai Leya, over here!"
Xi Lan looked very happy.
The mature woman with blonde curly hair and red leather pants couldn't help but sigh softly after seeing this scene.
"Principal Xi Lan, I hope you remember exactly what your responsibilities are."
Bai Leiya was very unhappy because Xi Lan was running around and she had to work overtime in the principal's office.
However, she did not share these feelings with Xia Mu and the others.
Upon seeing Xia Mu, Bai Leiya immediately smiled.
"Hello, you must be Xia Mu. I'm Bai Leiya, the homeroom teacher of Class 2, Grade 2. I'm here to process your enrollment procedures today!"
"Teacher, do you mind teacher-student relationships?"
Xia Mu's opening remarks had a tremendous impact on Bai Leiya.
Seriously, is this guy out of his mind?!
Bai Leiya looked at Xi Lan and the others with that gaze, and then received an affirmative answer.
Yes, that's right, this guy has something wrong with his head!
The meaning conveyed by all four gazes was quite clear.
Therefore, in order to stop Xia Mu from harassing her further, Bai Leiya said in a resolute tone:
"I mind! And impure relationships between members of the opposite sex are forbidden at school!"
"That's great! Now I don't have to worry about being attacked at night!"
???
Bai Leiya settled in Bengbu.
No?
You mean I'm going to ambush you at night?!
"We've only just met, and you're already saying things like that—isn't that a bit presumptuous?!"
Xia Mu waved his hand.
"Oh dear, teacher, you've misunderstood. You probably don't know, but I'm actually a huge internet celebrity with tons of fans who dream of getting intimate with me every day. But I'm not that kind of person, so I'm worried that someone might see that I'm not interested and then try to ambush me at night!"
Bai Leiya: "...—"
Everyone: "..."
Bai Leiya once again realized the truth of the saying, "Human beings are diverse."
Thankfully, this guy wasn't assigned to my class.
This is the thing that Bai Leiya is most grateful for at this moment.
Because of Zi Deng, Natsuki and Haruka were assigned to Class 1-1, where Zi Deng was.
Yes, that's right. At Xi Lan's urging, Xiao Yao also decided to temporarily join Blueberry Academy.
In order to obtain that "bling bling" special effect, Xiaoyao, who originally just came to visit, inexplicably became a new student at Blueberry Academy after being persuaded by Xilan, Zi, and others.
At this moment, it was actually Xi Lan, who was usually the most unreliable, who was the first to react and change the subject.
"Oh, right, this is Inspector Joy from PIA. She'll be giving a public lecture about Gym Leaders at the school soon. And this is Haruka, a freshman like Natsuki!"
"Hello, I'm Bai Leiya!"
"Hello, Ms. Bai Leiya, I'm Xiaoyao!"
"Joey!"
Looking at the polite Xiaoyao, and then at the good student Zi, whom she had heard of before, Bai Leiya was very puzzled.
How could these well-behaved kids be hanging out with someone like Xia Mu?
However, Bai Leiya ultimately chose to keep this doubt to herself.
after all.
Compared to these trivial matters, she was more eager to get rid of the difficult Xia Mu as soon as possible.
Therefore, after Xi Lan left, Bai Leiya immediately led Xia Mu and the others to complete the formalities and distribute uniforms.
Once everything was finished, she immediately took Xia Mu and Xiao Yao and handed them over to the homeroom teacher of Class 1-1.
Blueberry Academy, Class 1-1.
The homeroom teacher was just an ordinary Mediterranean-looking man, who looked no different from any other teacher you could find anywhere.
Therefore, after Bai Leiya introduced Xia Mu and Xiao Yao to him, he simply nodded and then led Xia Mu and Xiao Yao into the classroom.
"Classmates, today we welcome two new students to Class 1, Grade 1! Let's give them a warm welcome!"
clap clap clap!
Amidst enthusiastic applause, Xia Mu and Xiao Yao entered the classroom and stood on the podium.
"Hello everyone, I'm May from the Hoenn region. I'm currently working towards becoming a top Pokémon Coordinator, and I hope you'll all support me!"
clap clap clap!
Xia Mu clapped appropriately, and then, after the applause subsided slightly, stood tall and proud in front of the podium.
"I am Xia Mu. I have no interest in ordinary humans. If any of you are aliens, time travelers, people from another world, or superpowered individuals, then come find me! That's all!"
......
Looking at the strange expressions on her classmates' faces, Xiaoyao sighed and facepalmed.
"I knew it—"
Xiaoyao knew that Xia Mu would definitely cause trouble at this time, and everything was as expected. Now she was also being watched by strange eyes.
Fortunately, the unassuming homeroom teacher stepped in to defuse the situation.
"Alright, then Natsuki and Haruka, please sit in the empty seats next to Yukari and the others. Let's get ready for class!"
Xia Mu, who had just sat down, stood up instantly upon hearing these words.
"Report, I need to take a dump!"
Xia Mu's idea was very simple.
Avoid all times when you need to study obediently, then beat up all the annoying guys, and finally leave Blueberry Academy amidst everyone's cheers.
Therefore, it's impossible for me to pay attention in class; it's impossible for me to do so in this lifetime.