chsdbacks Chapter 209 Fighting is all about being despicable
Chapter 209 Fighting is all about being despicable
Chapter 209 Fighting is all about being despicable
Snivy, Oshawott, Tepig, and Natsuki, along with Popplio, conquered all the starter Pokémon in Unova, along with various baby Pokémon like Dove and Duckling.
After making countless children cry, Xia Mu successfully ascended to the throne of Baby Killer in Feiyun City today with his Ball Ball Sea Lion.
However, because of Xia Mu's unethical behavior of frying fish, some children were so angry that they called their parents directly.
"Sis, this is the guy who's bullying us!"
"Hey, Xia Xiaomu!!"
The child watched helplessly as the powerful figure he had found sidled up to the Demon King with an eager smile, then, after getting the Demon King's autograph, transformed into an evil lackey.
"Xiao Jia, I'm so envious of you being able to fight Xia Mu!"
Seeing her older sister's siding with outsiders, the child's heart was already dead.
"You're turning against the Heavenly Guard! Sister, you're turning against the Heavenly Guard and acting like a human being! I'm going to tell Mom that you're bullying me!"
The child started yelling and screaming.
Thinking of her parents' iron fists, the fan could only awkwardly look at Xia Mu at this moment.
"Um, can I... have a match with you?"
Xia Mu, who dotes on his fans, naturally didn't refuse.
To be honest, even without this fan, Xia Mu was still planning to take Popplio to challenge higher-level Pokémon later.
While spanking a baby can be fun and satisfying, it lacks a bit of stimulation and pressure.
What the endangered bouncy sea lion needs most right now is that little bit of stimulation.
So, Xia Mu readily agreed to the fan's request. Then, accompanied by the expectant boy and the fan, Xia Mu found the staff and arrived at an empty battlefield.
"Go, Ball Ball Sea Lion!"
"Go, Roseradore!"
With its red and blue bouquets in its hands and its teacher-like appearance, Roserade is a Pokémon that is very popular among women.
Moreover, looking at the slightly short cape behind Roserade, Xia Mu immediately confirmed that Roserade was a handsome male Pokémon.
Therefore, Xia Mu immediately gave specific instructions.
"Ball-Ball Sea Lion, being affectionate!"
Although it can't use its charm ability to seduce opponents, the baby Poppy's adorable appearance and short egg-laying period allowed it to deliver a critical hit at this moment.
"Roar~"
Looking at the little guy winking and acting cute in front of her, Roserade's instinct to protect her cubs instantly surged into her heart, and the high fighting spirit she had shown after emerging from the Poké Ball immediately dissipated.
The same applies to Roserade's trainers.
"Oh, what an adorable little guy!"
Seeing this, Xia Mu's lips curled into a sinister smile.
As someone who is not very meticulous, Xia Mu, a trainer who is good at summarizing and drawing conclusions, discovered a detail that many people had not noticed when he challenged the Twin Dragons Gym in the past.
During the battle, Natsuki was briefly taken offline from the command post due to Shaka's Earthquake move.
Xia Mu began to ponder this from that time on.
Why didn't the referee immediately award Xia Ka a loss when he was clearly stunned and disoriented?
After all, according to the rules of official battles, once a trainer uses a move against an enemy trainer during a battle, he will be disqualified from the battle, and the match will end immediately.
Later, after Xia Mu's in-depth research, he discovered that such a situation generally applies to skills with obvious special effects, while the additional effects of the earthquake skill are not among them.
If we take Popplio's moves as an example, Natsume can use Ice Breeze to attack Roserade, but she cannot use Ice Breeze to attack Fanny.
but.
If a gust of wind accidentally blew on the fan girl while attacking Roserade, then there's no problem.
Of course, if the attack route is too obvious and someone notices something is wrong, then there will be a big problem.
Therefore, Xia Mu thought deeply and weighed the pros and cons.
Accidentally knocking out the opponent's trainer in a battle is clearly not worth it. On the one hand, it is easy to receive public condemnation, and on the other hand, it will make you a thorn in the side of the referees.
However, Xia Mu has always been a man who is good at adapting.
If K0 doesn't work, then just avoid K0!
Therefore, Natsuki began to insidiously train his Pokémon.
Using harmless skills like Charm that affect the opponent's command and expanding their range of application may appear to be aimed at the enemy's Pokémon, but in reality, the opponent's trainer is also within the attack range.
And the effect of this little trick is quite obvious.
When faced with Popplio's adorable attack, Fangirl and Roserade both succumbed. Seeing the doting look in each other's eyes as they gazed at Popplio, Natsuki immediately pressed her advantage.
"Sing!"
"Ball, ball, ball!"
The melodious song immediately began, and unsurprisingly, Roserade lay on the ground fast asleep, waiting for Natsume and Popplio to attack him at will.
but.-
Unexpected events always occur during battles.
"Sis, sis, wake up! This is a Pokémon battle!!"
Amid the boy's panicked cries, Xia Mu finally noticed the fan girl lying on the ground as well.
"Wait, why is the other side asleep too?!"
Under Xia Mu's puzzled gaze, the bouncy sea lion scratched its head innocently.
"Ball?"
Isn't it right?
Shouldn't non-damaging skills be used on the trainer at the same time?
Natsuki: "...—
Xia Mu suspects that the sea lion Qiuqiu might have become stupid because it played with the blacksmith too much.
What's the difference between letting the other person fall asleep and directly sexually assaulting them?!
Xia Mu glanced furtively at the referee who was looking at him suspiciously not far away. He knew that if he didn't want to become infamous in the referee association again, he'd better get rid of his suspicion as soon as possible.
"Haha, my sea lion Qiuqiu's singing has a hypnotic effect. Your sister must have stayed up late last night. It's okay, I used to be like that all the time!"
Xia Mu first threw the pot away, then immediately took out a sleep spray from his backpack and walked up to the fan.
puff puff!
Xia Mu sprayed the fan's nose twice, and the effect was quite obvious.
Just a moment later, the fan woke up with a "hmm," and seeing this, the boy immediately smiled with relief.
But Xia Mu was different; he knew that such behavior alone was not enough to clear his name of suspicion.
So, as Xia Mu pulled the fan up from the ground, he shouted:
"As a girl, it's essential to get enough sleep. It not only keeps you energized but is also great for your skin. I have a good habit of sleeping until I naturally wake up every day, so my skin is amazing, you see—."
Xia Mu immediately shifted the topic to skin problems, which are the most important thing for girls.
The effect was obvious; the fan, whose mind was still a bit foggy, immediately looked at Xia Mu's face with a surprised expression.
"Wow, really! Your skin is so good. I thought it was just a beauty filter effect—."
"Hmph, that's why I said we should sleep more, drink more water, eat fewer snacks, and maintain good lifestyle habits!"
? ?
Looking at Xia Mu not far away, the adorable sea lion Qiuqiu tilted its head.
But didn't we just eat the club's free snacks?
You took a lot of it, saying you wanted it as a late-night snack?
However, Xia Mu was unaware that the sea lion, Ball Ball, was looking at him with a puzzled expression.
At this moment, he was still shamelessly talking about these lifestyle habits that had nothing to do with him.
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