chsdbacks Chapter 269 Martial God Zi Yu
Chapter 269 Martial God Zi Yu
Chapter 269 Martial God Zi Yu
Although the little angel Ziyu has begun to fall into evil, compared to this trivial matter that might drive Boss Ju crazy and bury him in the mine, Xia Mu is more concerned about his next goal.
To know.
If it weren't for the cat's exceptional abilities, Natsuki would have planned to scare Orion in Deep Bowl Town and collect plant oil to pass the time.
But now.
Thanks to the cat's efforts, it has used up all the canned food on its body and collected enough oil to last for several months.
Therefore, Xia Mu fell into emptiness.
"Ah~ what is the meaning of life?!"
"I'm the commander-in-chief!!"
Upon hearing Xia Mu's exclamation, Wan Long, who was attempting to punish Xia Mu with an armbar, immediately let out a scream and quickly kicked Xia Mu off her.
"You're all better now?!"
She knew about men from the countless erotic novels she had read.
Given her alluring figure, it's understandable that Xia Mu, the young chef, couldn't resist her charms, even with clothing between them.
Even so, Wanlong still looked at Xia Mu with disdain and hugged herself tightly with both hands.
"You need to do more Kegel exercises!"
Natsuki:
Seeing Wanlong's fearful expression, yet her eyes occasionally glancing furtively at his crotch, Xia Mu was utterly speechless.
"Seriously, if you can find some mythical beasts, you should ask them to help you clear your head—"
Xia Mu was desperate for this otaku girl whose mind was full of color.
Damn it, I didn't even make a dirty joke, yet you've already run my car over.
However, before Xia Mu could even start driving, Zi Yu could no longer hold back, seeing the two of them becoming increasingly embarrassed.
To protect the honor of Unova, and to maintain Unova's reputation.
Zi Yu chose the long-forgotten method of violence.
Bang!
Bang!
After cleanly and efficiently shutting down Xia Mu and Wan Long, those two shameless guys, Zi Yu simply picked up the two idiots and said goodbye to Kou Sha.
"Excuse me, goodbye!"
Seeing this, Xiaoyao was stunned.
"No, your art style has completely changed! Where did you hide that cute Ziyu from before?!"
'
In Xiaoyao's eyes, at this moment, Ziyu transformed from a little angel into a legendary Valkyrie, her every move exuding sharpness and elegance.
Those cute, thick eyebrows and fair, round face also became much more solemn at this moment. In fact, if Xia Mu saw Zi Yu at this moment, he would definitely shout something like "Hokuto Assassination Fist" or "You are already dead."
After all, in other people's eyes at this moment, Zi Yu was surrounded by pink battle aura.
As Ziyu's figure gradually disappeared, Xiaoyao no longer had time to continue her吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for complaining/criticizing).
"Mr. Koza, I'll be challenging the gym tomorrow. Sorry to bother you!"
After apologizing to Kosa, Xiaoyao picked up the cup and drank all the tea in it.
"Oh, right, and this too!"
Xiaoyao grabbed a handful of small cookies from the coffee table meant for guests, and then quickly chased after Ziyu.
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Faced with this sudden development, Kou Sha remained silent for a long time before finally managing to squeeze out a few words.
"These guys are all so avant-garde! No wonder they get along so well—"
As Kou Sha marveled at the "unique and beautiful land" of the Unova, Zi Yu, along with Xia Mu and Wan Long, arrived at the nearby Sunflower Monster Park.
Bang!
Bang!
After tossing the two idiots onto the lawn, Zi Yu took a deep breath, and then...
"Wow, how could I do something like that in front of other people? It's so embarrassing!!"
Ziyu, covering her head to prevent herself from crouching, let out a scream using a groundhog emoji.
At this moment, the caring older brother Xia Mu comes online.
"It's all Wanlong's fault! Everything you did was just! Diablo!"
"Who is Diablo? Stop mixing up all these other pink-haired characters with me, okay? First it's Lonely, then Anya, I have no idea who they are!"
Zi Yu was even angrier.
It was clearly you who caused this mess, and now you're acting all innocent and provoking me.
But just as Ziyu's shame was overshadowed by anger, Wanlong also got up from the ground.
"It's all your fault, yet you're trying to shift the blame onto me—prepare to die, Wanlong Flying Kick!"
To Zi Yu's astonishment, Xia Mu and Wan Long started fighting again.
At that moment, the noisy environment seemed to quiet down, and the movements of passersby slowed down. The aloof and independent Miss Ziyu realized something.
When those two are hanging out together, I have to put in a lot more effort to look after Xia Mu.
and so!
"I'm shameless today!!"
The God of War, Zi Yu—joins the battlefield!!
The next day.
Haruka passed the gym test.
Xiaoyao found delicious food at a street stall.
Xiaoyao meets Jasmine, a homeless artist who wears a butterfly bow.
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Xiaoyao————
"Wait a minute? Why aren't Xia Mu and Zi Yu up yet?!"
After being completely distracted by the food at the stalls after challenging the gym, Haruka finally realized this and took out her phone.
"Ziyu? Where are you?!"
Not only did they not come to watch their own gym test, but now that their challenge is over, they still haven't shown up.
It's just that yesterday I played around in the park until I was completely exhausted, then I accidentally bumped into an artist who was painting, and got covered in his paint, and then I and my cat laughed at me for it.
Is it really necessary to be so shy?!
But when faced with Xiaoyao's question, Ziyu's expression became extremely flustered.
"Haruka, come quick! Natsuki's fighting with a tutu dog!!"
???
Xiaoyao was stunned, and Miss Jasmine, who was wearing ripped jeans and covered in paint, was also stunned.
"They're fighting with a Tutu dog?! Are they humans?!"
Under Miss Jasmine's curious gaze, Xiaoyao nodded hesitantly.
"Xia Mu's species should be human, right? —"
May wasn't quite sure if this guy, who had a bit of superpowers and a nasty personality like a Dark-type Pokémon, could actually be considered human.
Xiaoyao's reaction immediately piqued Jasmine's curiosity.
Therefore, after Ziyu revealed her and Xiamu's current location, Moli immediately followed Xiaoyao there out of curiosity.
then.
After passing through a dense crowd.
"Your drawing looks like dog shit, and you still have the nerve to ask me for money? I'm not even angry that you drew me like this!"
"Tuwang Tuwang!"
"What are you barking like a dog? I can't understand a word you say. If you're so capable, write it down!"
"Tuwang Tuwang!"
The man and the dog were arguing fiercely.
Seeing this, Xiaoyao and Jasmine exchanged glances and finally saw Ziyu, who was hesitant in the distance.
"Ziyu, I'm here!"
After waving to Ziyu, Xiaoyao immediately chose to walk through the crowd to approach Ziyu, and Ziyu did the same.
Finally, the two women met up halfway.
After they met up, Xiaoyao immediately asked the question that concerned her most at that moment.
"How did Xia Mu and Tu Tu start arguing?"
"Um—actually—"
Through Ziyu's explanation, Xiaoyao and Moli understood everything.
It turns out that not long after Xiaoyao went out to challenge Koza on her own, Zigan overcame her shame and decided to go to the dojo to cheer for Xiaoyao. However, after Xiamu and Ziyu went out, they were bothered by a Tutu dog.
Tutu Dog wanted to draw for Natsuki, and Natsuki, thinking she could get it for free, happily agreed.
Then----
Tutu Dog drew people looking just like Picasso, but when Xia Mu complained that they "didn't look like him at all," Tutu Dog flicked its tail and drew Xia Mu's face exactly like the one on the paper.
Eventually, the two of them started arguing.
However, rather than arguing, Xia Mu, who couldn't understand TuTu's language at all, was just launching a one-sided attack, which made TuTu very angry, and then the two started fighting.
Hearing this bizarre story unfold, both Xiaoyao and Moli were speechless.
However, after the tiny butterfly fly whispered something in Jasmine's ear, Jasmine's expression froze slightly.
"I see!"