chsdbacks Chapter 276 The Xia Mu family has always been the boxer shorts faction
Chapter 276 The Xia Mu family has always been the boxer shorts faction
Chapter 276 The Xia Mu family has always been the boxer shorts faction
"So, this is all your fault!"
Xia Mu spoke with a clear conscience.
"If it weren't for your 'Huaimin is still awake' stunt, you wouldn't have been tied up by Sister Snake, and I wouldn't have witnessed such a stimulating scene so early in the morning. So, to compensate me for my emotional distress, you owe me a large sum of money!"
Although they didn't quite understand what "Huaimin also did not sleep" meant, after hearing Xia Mu's words, the expressions of the others were all speechless.
Wanlong was even more direct.
"You tied me up all night, and you're still asking me for money?! I'm being lenient by not asking you for money!"
As she spoke, Wanlong seemed to realize something.
"Yes, she's a super literary beauty, give me the money!"
Despite her unease, Wanlong placed her hand in front of Xia Mu.
"Give me the money now!"
Xia Mu rolled his eyes.
"I'll give you my head!"
"That's not impossible, I actually want to kick a ball!"
"Stop kicking the ball around! How about I kick you all the way to the department store?"
Upon hearing this, Wanlong's eyes widened.
"Fine, I knew you wanted to kick my ass, you pervert, die!"
"You're the pervert who takes my imagination as my own!"
Xia Mu and Wan Long's argument escalated into a fight.
Seeing this scene, apart from Xiaoyao and Zigan who were already used to it, Nemo and Leihe, who were seeing it for the first time, both showed shocked expressions.
"No, uh—this, that—"
The two looked at Xia Mu and Wan Long for a while, then at Xiao Yao and Zi Yu with calm expressions, unsure whether to put their hands down or put them back.
Trying to mediate a fight?
Watching a play?
At this moment, the two girls were as shocked as if they had accidentally seen the Mediterranean principal and the Mediterranean dean of students kissing passionately at school. They were not sure what to do.
Fortunately, she had the experienced Xiaoyao and Ziyu by her side.
They each took one of Nemo's and Reho's hands and led them to sit on the sofa.
"It's okay, they'll stop on their own after a while!"
"Yes, instead of focusing on these two idiots, let's have some tea first. Qing Teng She's tea-brewing skills are superb!"
"despair!"
Upon hearing this, the Green Vine Snake smiled and nodded, then its two vine whips began to dance nimbly.
Boil water, brew tea, and take out the homemade cookies as dessert.
In Leihe's view, the hateful rattan whip that had slid all over her body last night now had a certain artistic beauty.
Nemo was also shocked at this moment.
It wasn't because of the Green Vine Snake's tea-making skills, but because of the magical masked cat sitting on the sofa in a duck-like posture watching the show.
"No? Before, when I got a little close to Xia Mu, you swatted me with your paws. Now, Wanlong's toes are almost stuck up Xia Mu's nostrils, and you're completely calm. Do you have a problem with me?!"
Nemo decided to discuss this issue in depth with Magic Masked Cat, hoping to get Magic Masked Cat to treat her better so that she could use the same sweet talk she used with her sister to get Natsuki to agree to her challenge.
As a result, the magical masked cat, who was licking the fur on its little paws and washing its face, just rolled its eyes at Nemo.
"Meow (Idiot!)"
The cat looked at him with disdain.
Can you be the same?
This woman has an extremely low moral standard.
The moment Maomao saw this woman, she knew that Wanlong was a shameless woman like Xiamu who could use Clay Golems to fight Baby Battle.
Therefore, Cat had no doubt that after she attacked Wanlong, Wanlong would send her partner, Crystal Lamp Spirit, to intimidate her.
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Nemo understood the meaning in the cat's eyes, so when faced with the cat who spoke so confidently about bullying the weak and fearing the strong, Nemo's expression was full of shock.
"Good people deserve to be beaten by cats?!"
"Meow (Meow, I'm just a Pokémon, I don't understand what you're saying, meow?)"
Looking at the feigning ignorance of the cat, Nemo had only one thought at that moment.
"You rascal—you truly are Natsuki's Pokémon!"
In short, as time passed, things finally got back on track after Xia Mu and Wan Long stopped, panting heavily.
"Squeak~"
After taking a sip of tea, Xia Mu spoke to Lei He, who was wearing a golden Articuno pendant, about his understanding of the seal.
"The Pokémon sealed in the shrine in the South District is the Ancient Snail, one of the Four Calamities. I remember it is a Grass/Dark type. The sealing stake is also basically in the South District, and the appearance of the sealing stake is basically ————"
"Tap~"
The Green Vine Snake used its vine whip to form a sealing stake shape in mid-air.
"The most obvious sign is the huge bell on the sealing stake, and according to the Green Vine Serpent and the Skilled Blacksmith, after the sealing stake is removed, purple energy will fly out from under the sealing stake."
"I see!"
Leihe showed an excited expression.
"The Pokémon that was simplified to Ancient is Snorlax. Because it is Grass-type, it was sealed using the Poison type, which is effective against it. Therefore, I only need to find the shrine related to the story in the South Padia region to locate Snorlax!"
"The Shrine of Rotten Wood!"
? ?
Leihe was stunned.
"You mean it's sealed in the Shrine of Decaying Wood?! How did you know?"
"Actually—I am a descendant of that sealing master from 2000 years ago, so those sealing stakes are all mine. Remember to return them to me if you see them, and I'll send you a banner in appreciation!"
"Huh?! Is that so?! Do you have any information about the location of the sealing stake?!"
Leihe excitedly grabbed Xia Mu's hand.
Do you still have any records of these ancient legends in your family?!
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Xia Mu shook his head with a heavy expression.
"Ever since the ancient Nine-Tails suddenly appeared in the royal city during the Marineford War 1000 years ago and defeated the then Imperial General Esdeath, causing Kizaru, the trainer of the ancient Pikachu, to choose to rebel, all the documents in my family have been destroyed in the war —"
"What a pity!"
Leihe shook her head, as if she could see those people who could only drift along with the tide of war under the great hand of fate.
but.
"The Marineford War?"
Leihe's eyes were bright.
"I never imagined such a thing existed in the history of the Padia Empire. As expected of a descendant of a sealing master, you know so much—"
But before Leihe could continue speaking, her phone suddenly rang.
"Moshi moshi, Aoki-san, what's the matter?"
"Teacher Leihe, we've found the descendant of the sealing master. I've sent you the information about sealing; please take a look and see if there are any problems."
???
Leihe was stunned.
"A descendant of the Sealer? Isn't that Xia Mu?"
Aoki's voice remained as calm as ever.
"You've been fooled! The sealing masters we've discovered here are passed down through generations of single-lineage masters—"
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"The sealing masters are all panty-wearers for generations!"
Amidst the commotion on the other end of the phone, Xia Mu punched Wanlong's thigh in frustration.
"Damn it! I didn't expect to make a mistake here. I'm a boxer shorts supporter!"
"Who the hell would want to know something like that? And can't you slap your own thigh?!"
Long was furious. He slammed his fist on the table and kicked Xia Mu again.
Enraged, Mu Yi swung his claw at Wanlong.
Seeing the farce unfolding before her, Leihe gave up on criticizing Xia Mu.
I must be incredibly stupid to believe such idiocy.
However, after carefully examining the intelligence in her hand, Leihe discovered that although Xia Mu liked to talk big, the intelligence he provided was accurate.
The ancestral hall that sealed the ancient bamboo slip was indeed a rotten wood ancestral hall, and the number of sealing stakes was indeed eight. Its appearance was also consistent with Xia Mu's description.
The records in the literature also show that the Ancient Snail is indeed a Grass-type Pokémon.
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