chsdbacks Chapter 1 Let Me Have Some Fun Before I Die
Chapter 1 Let Me Have Some Fun Before I Die
Rooftop terrace.
Ling Chen was already dizzy from drinking, and he couldn't understand why fate was so unfair.
I received news this morning that I had been selected for a bizarre dungeon, and I knew that entering the dungeon meant almost certain death.
He wanted to die without regrets, so he confessed his feelings to the school beauty and class monitor. He even sought advice from his brother, who was known as a Casanova. But who would have thought that the school beauty would fall for him that very night?
The couple even posted private photos on social media and celebrated their home run.
That's not even the most infuriating thing.
What angered him most was that his brother called him while he was doing his job, saying that Ling Chen was destined to be single forever.
The school beauty and class monitor even mocked her, saying that even if she liked a dog on the street, she wouldn't like Ling Chen.
Thinking of this incident, Ling Chen angrily crushed the soda can in his hand.
Under the influence of alcohol, Ling Chen even began to consider whether he should jump now and end his humiliating life.
At this moment, Ling Chen was unaware that he had been targeted by a strange entity.
Zhao Ruoyun appeared behind Ling Chen and spoke softly.
"Hey, are you jumping or not? If not, make room for me."
Hearing the voice, he turned around and a woman dressed in a traditional Chinese wedding dress appeared before Ling Chen.
My head was spinning, and I couldn't even think about why the other person was right behind me, yet I hadn't heard any footsteps.
"You got dumped too?"
Zhao Ruoyun did not reply, and her pale face was completely expressionless.
If Ling Chen were awake, he would notice the abnormality in the other person, and find that her slender hands had been clenched into fists.
Ignoring Ling Chen, Zhao Ruoyun went straight to the edge of the rooftop, seemingly about to jump off at any moment.
He stepped out with one foot, leaned forward slightly, and fell forward the next second.
"Damn it! You're really going to die!"
The scene before him instantly brought Ling Chen to his senses, and he immediately reached out to pull the other person away.
Without much effort, the person was pulled back.
Ling Chen didn't have time to think about why he had saved the person so easily, nor did he notice the fleeting look of disappointment on Zhao Ruoyun's face.
"Since you're going to die anyway, can you at least give me some pleasure before you die?"
Ling Chen was scared. Zhao Ruoyun was really daring to jump without saying a word. He had to find a way to calm her down.
"Men are all the same, they all deserve to die."
Disappointment was replaced by disgust, Zhao Ruoyun thought to herself, but she accepted Ling Chen's suggestion anyway.
"Okay!" Her tone was full of allure.
"My home is downstairs, come with me."
After saying that, he walked towards the rooftop gate, only then realizing that he was still holding the other person's hand.
The hand before me was as smooth as jade, yet devoid of any warmth.
Ling Chen couldn't help but pinch it, then asked with concern.
"You've been on your period these past few days, haven't you? This won't do; you need to drink more hot water!"
"Mmm," Zhao Ruoyun said softly.
Seeing that she didn't seem inclined to speak, he took her home and poured her a glass of hot water.
"Shall we start now?" Zhao Ruoyun asked bluntly.
"Forget it, it's not appropriate now." Ling Chen waved his hand and refused.
Am I not pretty?
Ling Chen is face-blind, so he can't tell whether a girl is pretty or not; he likes kind girls.
However, considering that the other party had just threatened to jump off the building and was emotionally unstable, I had no choice but to go against my conscience.
"nice."
Ling Chen was completely incapable of pretending; Zhao Ruoyun immediately realized he was lying as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Hmph, playing hard to get."
As someone who was unpredictable, Zhao Ruoyun had seen too many scumbags' tricks. She knew that as long as she took the initiative a little, Ling Chen would definitely take advantage of her.
"I don't have much time left, hurry!"
As Zhao Ruoyun spoke, she made a gesture as if to unbutton her clothes.
Upon seeing this, Ling Chen panicked first.
"Why are you in such a hurry? Are you sick? Otherwise, why would you want to die? If you're sick, I definitely can't touch you."
Thinking this to myself, I reached out and grabbed the other person's shoulder.
Seeing Ling Chen's impatient look, a hint of disdain flashed in Zhao Ruoyun's eyes.
"Come on, come on, if you dare to take off my red dress, it will be your death!"
As one of the few red-clad fiends who can leave the instance and operate in the outside world, Zhao Ruoyun must also use the rules to kill.
Anyone who violates her rules of killing will become her nourishment.
"This is my first time!"
"Besides, I'm a very traditional person, and I want to wait until after I get married..."
Hearing Ling Chen's words, Zhao Ruoyun was completely stunned.
If I remember correctly, these seem to be her lyrics.
Why does it sound so out of place for Ling Chen to say these things now? She's not some scumbag woman who lusts after someone's body.
Her eyes were fixed on Ling Chen, trying to see through his disguise.
However, Ling Chen's face showed only sincerity, without the slightest other emotion.
"Okay, let's get married first!" Zhao Ruoyun said as if possessed, and regretted it as soon as she said it.
One of her rules was that if she accepted someone's marriage proposal, she had to enter into a ghost marriage with that person.
After the ghost marriage is established, as long as Ling Chen doesn't betray her or have affairs, she won't be able to hurt him.
As Zhao Ruoyun spoke, a notification sound rang in Ling Chen's mind.
[Ding! Detected that the host has entered into a ghost marriage, meeting the system binding requirements. The Pampered Wife System is binding...]
[Ding! The Pampered Wife System has been successfully bound. You can earn Affection Points by pampering your wife, which can be exchanged for items in the system shop.]
[Complete the system-issued tasks to pamper your wife and receive generous rewards.]
[Task 1: Wedding. A grand and unforgettable wedding is every woman's ultimate dream. Please give your wife an unforgettable wedding. Rewards will be given based on completion.]
[Task Two: The Most Beautiful Bride. A wedding dress is an essential part of the bridal process. Please prepare a beautiful wedding dress for your bride as soon as possible. Rewards will be given based on completion status.]
[Task 3: The happiest partner, do your best to love your wife, and receive a reward based on her level of happiness.]
Hearing the system notification and the tasks assigned by the system, Ling Chen was completely stunned.
What kind of wife-doting system is this?
What generous rewards?
This didn't attract Ling Chen's attention at all; what he cared about was—a ghost marriage!
The woman in front of me isn't human!
Ling Chen's heart was pounding in his throat, and he was extremely panicked. But looking at Zhao Ruoyun, who was smiling in front of him, he had to remain calm and not let her find out that he had discovered she wasn't human.
"Um... the water's gotten cold, let me get you another cup."
"You're still not warm enough, I'll go turn on the air conditioner for you."
"Are you hungry? Do you want me to order takeout for you? Do you eat vegetarian or meat?"
"you……"
Zhao Ruoyun had long since stopped trying to undress, and the two had inexplicably entered into a ghost marriage.
Taking off your clothes at this point would really be giving the other party an easy advantage.
Moreover, seeing Ling Chen's feigned composure, Zhao Ruoyun couldn't help but think of playing a trick on him.
"Of course I eat meat, I love fresh meat like you the most."
Ling Chen's face turned pale, and he felt that he was finished.
In ancient times, there were those who fed tigers with their own bodies and those who cut off their own flesh to feed eagles. Now, I will feed monsters with my own body and cut off my own flesh to feed my wife!