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After downing half the bottle of wine, Miyazawa Yu felt his fatigue immediately lessen, and the slight blush on his face warmed his somewhat cold body!
"Hey~ The snacks to go with your drinks are here! Please enjoy!"
"It looks great! Thank you!"
"It's alright, the fish was just a gift from the neighbor. It won't taste good if it's left out for too long!"
After a hearty laugh, Toshio Kotegawa patted Yu Miyazawa on the back and asked, "How was it? Did you have fun?"
"Yes! The scenery underwater is really different from that on land! Even the feel of the rocks is fascinating!"
"I see! Nana told me you wanted to swim every day, so I knew you must be obsessed with diving! That's what the ocean is like; everyone can find their home in it!"
"...Have you found your place?"
Lost in thought while holding the beer can, Kitahara Iori's soul once again sank into the deep blue, a wondrous world that was impossible to let go of once you saw it!
"That's right! It's my final destination... Iori isn't afraid of water anymore?"
"I'm sorry, but there's still one thing I'm a little..."
"I see. But you've already experienced the joy of opening the door to a new world, haven't you?"
Yes! Thank you everyone!
Her smile softened, and Kitahara Iori shyly buried her head in her arms.
After all, they were still grumbling before diving, and to change their attitude so quickly makes me feel ashamed, like a fence-sitter!
"No, no, you're welcome."
"If that's the case, Iori, Yu! Then..."
Turning to look at Shinji Tokita, Yu Miyazawa suddenly had a bad feeling. Sure enough, the next second, that bastard casually pulled out a skirt suit.
"So, this new world can't refuse either, can it?"
"..."
Although it wasn't handed to him, Miyazawa Yu's eyes instantly became calm and still.
Just as expected, the seniors are indeed seniors; they always have a way of manipulating you.
"No... no!"
"Ugh... I understand, but please allow me to wear a mask and use the name Iori!"
"Understood! All permission granted!"
"Wait a minute! Did you two reach some rather impolite agreement?!"
"Well, there's nothing I can do about it. It's all for the sake of funding, so Iori, just bear with it."
Seeing Iori suddenly sit up in shock from her deathbed and start shouting and trying to protect her little remaining reputation, Miyazawa Yu sent her senior to suppress her.
The effect was outstanding! Iori, who wanted to overturn the table to express her anger, was severely punished and subsequently signed the unequal "Crossdressing Treaty".
This scene gave Nanaka Kotegawa a strange sense of familiarity, as if Iori had been forced to join the Pab Club in the same way when she first arrived.
They really never learn from their mistakes!
"Damn it, Yu! Didn't you ever think that I could also impersonate you?"
"It's okay, since my face is here, Iori can use his face to embarrass himself."
Yu Miyazawa poked at the mangled, unrecyclable trash with his chopsticks, dismissing the threat he uttered with disdain.
Anyway, he attracts girls with his looks, not his name, so if Iori wants to ruin "Miyazawa Yu's" reputation, let him go ahead!
There's nothing wrong with being anonymous.
"Alright! It's settled then! Let's have some drinks together tonight..."
"Wait a minute, Senior Shou!"
Having secured the contestants for "male genitalia" and "hard penis," Jujiro immediately pulled out a bottle of chilled "water of life" to drink to his heart's content, but Yu Miyazawa snatched the bottle away.
"Actually, I've thought a lot about this today. Whether it's taking off clothes or having a cocktail party, the Pab department has left too much filth for us newcomers!"
“Oh Yue—Yi LingliusiJVI Seven shrimps and two shrimps... What a hurtful way to put it.”
"In short! Tonight we must do something that ordinary clubs should do!"
They didn't care about their seniors' feelings; after all, they were like alcohol, and their memories would evaporate on their own after a while.
Having made up his mind to leave a trace for Pab, Miyazawa Yu raised a finger and spoke seriously.
"Meeting point: Iori's room. Tonight's event is a night of terror!"
Chapter 35 A Night of Terror
"The specific rules are just like in any other club, where everyone takes turns telling ghost stories. If someone makes a sound when they're scared, they lose! Got it?"
At 9:30 p.m., Iori's little nest was crammed with five big men plus a sweet and soft Nana-chan.
After Miyazawa Yu announced the game rules in a deep voice, Kitahara Iori immediately asked, "What will be the punishment for the loser? What if no one is afraid?"
"So, the loser... barks like a dog?"
It was originally just a spur-of-the-moment decision because I discovered that I had been transformed into the shape of a Pab.
Miyazawa Yuki couldn't think of any specific reward or punishment measures for a while.
They could only tentatively suggest gameplay that would be common in ordinary clubs, which was then unanimously rejected by everyone.
"No way! Barking like a dog is too insulting. As a member of the Pab club, I absolutely will not allow such a thing to happen!"
"Ha! Do you know what you're saying? I never heard you say that when you were taking off your clothes while playing baseball!"
This is the first time I've realized that the Pab Club is such a wonderful club with five virtues: kindness, respect, frugality, and humility!
Miyazawa Yu narrowed her eyes and muttered to herself, but unfortunately, this level of attack was completely useless against Tokita-senpai.
"How about the person who gets scared is forced to drink a penalty shot? Or the person who doesn't scare anyone has to take off a piece of clothing?"
"Oh, that's a good suggestion, Kohei!"
"I agree! What about you, Iori?"
"I don't care, but if you, you bastard, sit on my pillow again, I'll kill you, you believe me!"
Oh no, we've been found out!
With a click of her tongue, Miyazawa Yu could only silently pull the pillow away from under her bottom, lest Iori come up and fight her.
However, he also expressed his strong opposition, and his reasons were very compelling—
"No way! Isn't this just like before? And Nanaka-neechan will be participating in today's game too. Taking off my clothes is too perverse!"
"Hiss... What Yu said seems to make sense."
The situation has become a dilemma, with the six people now divided into a conservative faction led by Tokita Kazutoshi, a senior member of the Pab club.
And the reformist faction, formed by Yu Miyazawa, which was clearly more in line with social norms and public order.
The two sides were on the verge of drawing swords... Yeah, right!
"Um... actually, I'm fine."
"Ugh?"
Just as Miyazawa Yu was preparing to argue his case and try to take control of the game's pace,
To his utter surprise, before the battle horn could even sound, his own backyard was on fire.
The newly raised banner was about to turn against them, so he hurriedly stepped in front of Nanaka Kotegawa to block it.
"Wait a minute, Nanaka-nee! These guys are all jerks! You might get stripped naked if you play around with them!"
"Hey, Yu, don't talk nonsense! We know how to behave properly in front of ladies!"
"That's right! At most, I'll only take my underwear off! I absolutely won't cross any lines!"
"Isn't this already very serious? Why are you all acting like nothing's wrong!"
Covering her head in pain, Miyazawa Yuichi knew that Pabbe had a more unique perspective on freedom of dress compared to normal people.
I never expected that this insight could be applied to female members!
No wonder he's been in the Pab club for so long and hasn't seen a single female member. He's so wild, what girl would want to join him?
"It's okay, Yu. Since it's a club activity, it should have some club characteristics, right? The most important thing is that everyone has fun!"
"Hmm—since Nanaka-nee agrees, let's do it that way."
She wanted to struggle again, but it seemed that Daiki was determined to rebel, so Miyazawa Yu had no choice but to give in.
"Yosh! That's more like it! Shou, hurry up and bring the wine over!"
"I will handle it!"
Upon hearing that he could drink alcohol, Shinji Tokita instantly revived from a half-dead, bored state where he was counting on his fingers.
Juryujiro also brought in a whole box of the Water of Life with great energy, and placed it in the middle of everyone with a bang. This was clearly the so-called punishment!
"You guys are really something... at least let Nana Hana-nee drink some beer!"
Miyazawa Yu's gaze shifted to one of disdain, as if he were looking at trash, even though his senior didn't seem to care about ordinary club activities at all.
But with the addition of alcohol, he immediately became as excited as a starving man who hadn't eaten for years seeing a Manchu Han Imperial Feast.
Are the bodily fluids of these two people made up of alcohol?
It feels like I'll become completely dehydrated if I don't drink for even a minute!
"Okay, let's start with Nanaka, who's sitting by the door, and tell the story clockwise. Is everyone okay with that?"
"Yeah! Let's get started!"
"Ghost stories... ugh~ this is a bit troublesome."
Biting his nails, Kohei Imamura watched as Nanaka Kotegawa began speaking in a gentle tone. He glanced at the number of people and knew he should be the third in line.
Thanks to his long-standing anime and manga fandom, his online surfing experience was limited to magical girls, voice actors, and visual novels.
Besides, when it comes to ghost stories, even if you squeezed every last drop out of his brain, you wouldn't get more than a tiny bit of dregs.
Even if you find it by searching online, it certainly won't scare others. Wouldn't he be the first one to be stripped naked?
Damn it! We've really shot ourselves in the foot! We absolutely have to find a way to fix this!
"...In the end, only one person actually came out; the others were all mimics in disguise! That's all!"
"..."
The story ended in complete silence, proving that Nanaka Kotegawa was not good at telling horror stories.
Hearing her gentle tone, Miyazawa Yu even felt a little sleepy.
"Huh? Isn't it scary?"
"How should I put it, it has the feel of a bedtime story."
"Rather than scary, I personally feel it's more cute!"
Shaking their heads together, Juryujiro and Tokita Shinji had tried their best to be tactful, but the meaning they conveyed was very clear—it was not scary at all!
"That's true, then I can only..."
Frustrated, Nanaka Kotegawa rubbed her head, realizing she had created an awkward silence right from the start. Embarrassed, she pulled the straps of her tank top to the sides, seemingly ready to fulfill her promise!
"Ah! How scary! It terrified me!" (Read in a monotone tone)
Rushing forward to grab Nanaka's hand, Miyazawa Yu's eyelids twitched, yet he was helpless. This was indeed the only way to protect her, but the price was...
Looking at the life-giving water that had been prepared in advance and handed to him, he had a feeling that he had been tricked!
"Ton ton ton, what's next!"
"They're really going all out..."
"Yu, you really didn't need to do that, it's just a piece of clothing..."
It was clear that Miyazawa Yu was pretending to be scared for her own sake, but Nanaka was interrupted at lightning speed halfway through her sentence.
"What clothes! I'm really scared! Iori, hurry up, dragging this out too long will result in a loss!"
What is a mere drop of water of life compared to the sake of Sister Nanaka!
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