The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

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"Hey, how about using household waste?"

"No, no, no! Pig's blood is better; it's hard to wash."

"Completely wrong! We should have thrown the underwear that the seniors took off after getting them drunk! Not only would it have dealt a mental blow, but it would probably also have a bit of a poison-like magical effect!"

"Oh! What a bold and innovative idea! I've learned a lot!"

Looking at the trio standing in a row, their faces calm but their words terrifying, Chisa Kotegawa was amazed by their creativity.

However, as the only normal person in Pab's group, she still reminded them, "Don't seriously discuss what to throw over there, or the stall will be taken down."

"I see. As expected, Chisa thought of everything very carefully. This kind of thing should definitely be done by an outsider!"

"That's not what I meant!"

Chapter 47 Pavlov's Miyazawa Yu

"Alright! I'll call a few thugs over here. You guys are in charge of getting the seniors drunk and collecting their underwear!"

"learn……"

"Don't just start making arrangements on your own! We never see you guys so proactive at home! Senior Shou, you need to do something about this..."

Seeing the three new members of the Pab Department with their wicked smiles, about to launch a shameless sneak attack on Tinkerbell, each doing their part.

Chisa Kotegawa didn't know how to persuade them, so she turned around and tried to seek help from her senior, Kotobuki.

However, to her dismay, Ryujiro showed no intention of stopping Yu and the others; in fact, he was already taking off his pants!

Hey! Have you been working hard?

Just when Kotegawa Chisa was at her wit's end, a familiar voice came from behind her, and she immediately recognized it as Hamaoka Azusa's voice!

"That's great! Azusa-senpai! Kotobuki-senpai and Yuu..."

Overjoyed, thinking that someone in charge had finally arrived, Kotegawa Chisa turned around again to complain.

However, she swallowed the rest of her words halfway through, because Hamaoka Azusa's current evil and shaky state looked much worse than Yu's and the others!

"Oh!!! Senior!?"

They also discovered Hamaoka Azusa. Because she couldn't withstand a round of baseball punches, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei had never seen Azusa-senpai in this form.

When the overwhelming tremor struck their eyes, the veins around their eyes immediately bulged as if their eyes had been opened, and they couldn't even send out the message to gather their seniors for a cocktail party.

Chisa Kotegawa seized the opportunity to confiscate everyone's cell phones, thus averting an unforeseen disaster for the Tinkerbell department.

"Azi! Did you walk over here?"

"No, I took the bus for part of the journey, otherwise I would have melted walking here in this weather!"

"Hey! Don't start chatting like this without a care in the world!"

Suddenly snapping out of their reverie, Kitahara Iori stammered, while Imamura Kohei covered his face and turned away in embarrassment.

"Anyway, let's put our clothes on first!"

She took off her coat and ran to Azusa's side. For some reason, Chisa always felt that her coat was being coveted ever since she entered university!

"Huh? Are you alright?"

"No way! Someone will complain to the committee!"

"Hmph~ What do you think, Yu? Should I wear it?"

With a mischievous grin, Hamaoka Azusa raised an eyebrow at Miyazawa Yu, who had remained silent until now, wanting him to give his opinion.

However, Miyazawa Yu's next move stunned everyone, because he did not answer "yes" or "no".

Instead, he grabbed a trash can with a constipated expression, and then... vomited!

"Hey! You're going too far by vomiting just because you see someone's face!"

"Sorry, I don't know why, but I feel a bit drunk..."

Hamaoka Azusa complained with dissatisfaction, her body swaying as Miyazawa Yu watched the alluring waves reappear, her mouth watering, while her stomach involuntarily spasmed.

"So what exactly happened that night... after we got drunk?!"

She covered her mouth in shock, realizing that she had become so drunk and dizzy just from seeing Azusa-senpai!

Kitahara Iori suspects that the story that happened between Yu and Azusa-senpai after she got drunk that night must have been extremely exciting! And the evidence is quite convincing!

"Oh no, could this be... Pavlov's dog!"

He handed his beer to Miyazawa Yu to help him sober up. Kotobuki Ryujiro frowned, hesitated for a long time, and then incredulously held up a finger to explain.

"It's possible that Yu associated Azusa with being drunk, which is why she suddenly started vomiting."

"I see, that explains it. After all, they were forced to drink a full two liters of shochu..."

Following in her senior's footsteps, Kotegawa Chisa's gaze towards Hamaoka Azusa instantly turned contemptuous.

Although Yu was in the wrong first, it was really too much for Azusa-senpai to make the freshmen drunk and develop a conditioned reflex!

"Wait a minute, Chisa! This isn't right! We've met a few more times since then, and Yuu has never done anything like this!"

Everyone's gaze turned more or less disdainful. Realizing that her reputation had been damaged, Hamaoka Azusa quickly waved her hand to explain.

To this, Juryujiro raised his hand to testify on his behalf.

“That’s right. When Azusa came before, Yu didn’t show any signs of being drunk, so something else must have triggered his reaction!”

"Hmm... what is it? It's on Azusa-senpai, but I don't usually see it..."

Kohei Imamura's gaze lingered on Azusa Hamaoka, who was dressing her at the moment, but unfortunately the small jacket was too small to contain the gluttonous feast.

The zipper was pulled all the way up, but it was blocked by a large lump of fat, making it difficult to go any further.

Kitahara Iori, his face covered in cold sweat, bent down, his gaze fixed on it, occasionally muttering impolite things like "That's great!"...

"!!!"

Suddenly realizing something, and seizing the fleeting inspiration, Kohei Imamura felt as if he knew the culprit behind the Miyazawa Yupavlov effect!

However, before he could tell everyone what he had discovered, his calf was grabbed in the next second.

"I'll kill you, Kohei! If you dare tell anyone, I'll persuade Mizuki-san to bravely pursue true love! With someone helping her, she might be able to get married in six months, right?"

"Eek—Yamete!"

Having his manhood grabbed, Kohei Imamura broke out in a cold sweat after hearing Yu Miyazawa's description, his back almost soaked through his pajamas!

It doesn't really matter whether he lives or dies, but I don't want my favorite voice actor to get married!

"So, what should you do?"

"Haha... It seems we have some guests. I'll go and greet them!"

Watching Kohei Imamura's stiff back as he hurriedly fled, Yu Miyazawa felt relieved and slightly raised his head, glancing around to make sure no one else had discovered his secret.

The idea of ​​a Pavlovian effect on a massive, shaking evil is so bizarre that it absolutely must not be known to anyone else!

"System! Get out here!"

What are your needs, host?

"What are you standing around for! Help me out! Can't you see I'm about to be ruined?"

He gritted his teeth and roared at the system in a low voice, hoping to resolve the conditioned reflex problem as soon as possible. Miyazawa Yu's only hope was this broken system, and he hoped it would be more reliable this time.

[Detecting the host's predicament, task issued—]

[Mission: The first step to a wonderful campus life is to become a star! Please leave a lasting impression on at least two thousand classmates (1272/2000)!]

[Reward: Something the host might need most!]

"!!!"

Looking at the bright 1272 in the mission log, Miyazawa Yu fell silent—

Wow, I'm already this famous at school! Although it might not be a good reputation, it's quite something to leave a deep impression on more than a thousand people.

It doesn't matter, since I've always used the pseudonym Kitahara Iori, so it's not my own face that's being embarrassed.

Now that we already have more than half of the foundation, if I put in a little more effort, plus the audience of "Hardcore" tonight, we should be able to reach 2000.

Thinking this, he got up to find water to rinse his mouth, but found that Hamaoka Azusa and Kotobuki-senpai had already left, and Iori had also skipped class!

"Hmm? Yu, are you feeling better? How are you feeling? Is your stomach still upset?"

"Thank goodness, where did Iori go?"

Standing in front of the frying station to serve guests, Kotegawa Chisa handed him a glass of water when he stood up, then shrugged and began to explain.

"Anyway, there weren't many customers, so Senior Shou let us work in shifts. Iori must have gone to accompany Senior Azusa to buy clothes."

"I see……"

Relieved, Miyazawa Yu smoothed out her furrowed brows. All she had to do now was hold on until the [hard root] was over and not look at Azusa-senpai's breasts!

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Chapter 48 Iori is trying to have her cake and eat it too!

"Ah! Speaking of liking someone. Hey, Iori! What kind of man do you like?"

"puff!"

On the other side, after Kitahara Iori accompanied Hamaoka Azusa to buy clothes, the two chatted on their way back to the stall.

However, Hamaoka Azusa's private secrets were clearly beyond Iori's ability to handle; with just one sentence, he sprayed the cotton candy he had just bought into fluff all over his face.

"W-why are you suddenly asking this?"

With no time to clean her wet face, Kitahara Iori's gaze towards Hamaoka Azusa gradually turned to terror.

After all, liking men was the worst thing that had ever happened to him, a pain that would last forever. Moreover, he was terrified that the next thing Zi-senpai would say was that she would introduce him to a boyfriend.

If I don't accept it, I'll be rejecting my senior's good intentions. If I do accept it, she might force me to lock up a guy and add another guy on top of him!

This is the only thing I absolutely cannot accept!

"Wow—look, it's rare to see us with the same hobby, isn't it?"

She chuckled awkwardly, then put her hands behind her back, lowered her voice, and blushed deeply.

Seeing this, Kitahara Iori wanted to clarify that among those present, only her senior was a dual-wielder, but...

He covered his face with his hands, utterly speechless at the sight of Zi-senpai's honest trust! He felt that even the slightest rebuttal would be a deeply sinful act!

"Hmm, are you still shy? In that case, I prefer guys like Toki, and as for girls, I like Nanaka~"

Mistaking Iori's hesitation for shyness, Hamaoka Azusa quickly recounted her own hobbies, adding at the end, "Don't tell anyone, okay?"

"Yes, I understand..."

My guilt intensified, and what's more, the person Azusa likes is someone close to her. It's terrifying, so terrifying!

Even without being warned, Kitahara Iori would never go around spreading such things.

After all, whether it's humane to speak out is one thing, but on the other hand, he felt he definitely wouldn't survive that night!

He could understand Tokita-senpai, since he did look like a good man when he wasn't drinking, but Nanaka-nee... wasn't she Yu's target?

Thinking about this, he hesitated for a long time before raising his hand and asking, "Um... why does Azusa-senpai like Tokita-senpai? Is it his physique? What would Yuu think of that?"

"Oh dear! What I like is Shi's reliable personality. Although looks matter a little, I would never consider someone like Yu who's a little sly!"

"Ah~ I see..."

Using a feint, Kitahara Iori knew that directly asking Azusa-senpai about her attitude towards Yu would arouse suspicion, so she deliberately steered the conversation in a roundabout way.

"But I think I heard that Yu is also pursuing Nanaka-nee-san. If senpai likes Nanaka-nee-san too..."

"Love rival!"

"Ugh?"

Blinking twice, Kitahara Iori looked at Hamaoka Azusa with a bewildered expression, but the latter's face showed nothing but honesty.

"I've already declared war on Yu! Iori will be cheering me on in this battle for Nanaka, right?"

"Yes... I will..."

With her worldview shaken, Kitahara Iori's CPU crashed.

But Hamaoka Azusa, undeterred, turned around and asked cheerfully, "Alright! I've finished talking about my hobbies! What about Iori's?"