The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

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[Yes, yes... What do you want to do?]

[Nothing much, just wanted to confirm that cosplay is allowed here, that's all...]

It must be right! With multiple witnesses confirming it, Miyazawa Yu frantically scrolled down the photo section in her academic materials folder.

Finally, perseverance paid off, and he found what he was looking for among a pile of inconspicuous scattered pictures.

"So Tachibana-sensei has this kind of hobby...?"

Looking at the picture of the naked detective in a tight-fitting bodysuit holding a small pistol, Miyazawa Yu seemed to know where he would get the train fare to the Yamamoto family's house!

Chapter 103 You little brat! You want to get to base, huh?!

"You're back, and you even brought barbecue!"

When Miyazawa Yu knocked on the door of Yamamoto's rented room, it was already completely dark.

Rimi Tachibana was very excited to be recognized by fans, who insisted on treating her to a meal. He could only manage a simple meal at a barbecue restaurant because he couldn't refuse their hospitality.

Before leaving, she even packed up the leftovers for Tachibana, who didn't have much of an appetite, making her a model of civilized and thrifty behavior!

"Oh! We've been waiting for you...Want a beer?"

"Hey, eating something is one thing, but drinking beer during a study session is just too much..."

After placing the plastic bag on the low table, Miyazawa Yu looked around and realized that something seemed to be missing. Upon closer inspection, she discovered that Mitarai, who had clearly come with her, was now nowhere to be seen.

Did they go to the restroom?

Thinking this, he got up, walked to the closed bathroom door, knocked twice, and called out, "Mitarai! There's barbecue! Hurry up!"

"Huh? Mitarai isn't inside anymore. He said he had to go back!"

"Ugh……"

Turning to look at Iori, whose mouth was already stuffed full, he looked like a glutton who hadn't eaten in years.

In addition, Yamamoto and his companions seemed to be in low spirits and had little appetite.

"What's wrong? What's bothering you, that pink-haired girl on the tram earlier?"

"Yeah... Yu, why do you think I can't find a girlfriend?"

With his head bowed deeply, Shinichiro Yamamoto exuded an aura of dejection; it wouldn't be impossible for him to remain in that position and rot away.

Normally, when faced with a close friend who is feeling down, a passionate friend would encourage him, while a gentle friend would comfort him.

But Yamamoto may have forgotten that everyone here is a scumbag, and complaining to them is like shooting himself in the foot.

"Is that even a question? Of course it's because she's ugly."

"Terrible personality!"

"Living a worthless life!"

"In conclusion, you should just give up!"

With an expression of utter certainty, Miyazawa Yu stated the harsh truth, then sat down, waved his hand, and sighed, "But there's also the issue of the environment, right, Iori?"

"Yeah, after all, the male-to-female ratio in our year is a terrifying 140:3, not many people can find a girlfriend..."

Wait a minute! Kitahara Iori instantly realized he'd been tricked. Of everyone present, only he, Yu, and the anime-loving blond guy openly had girlfriends.

Given that the latter was simply making up a rumor and had no credibility, the only remaining suspects were himself and You!

Now that this bastard has brought the topic to the school, he's practically shoving a fire pit on his own head!

“Hey, Kitahara…”

"Huh! I really didn't touch Chisa even a hair! And Yu's boyfriend is an older sister, isn't that even more despicable!"

Seeing that Yamamoto had regained his fighting spirit and had randomly picked up a shovel, Kitahara Iori let out a mournful cry and knelt down on the ground, frantically begging for mercy.

"Hmm... Iori is out of the question, how about the older sister?"

"That's right!"

She spoke with unwavering confidence! After all, she had started the war herself, and Miyazawa Yu was prepared, instantly taking off her clothes.

The sheer power of the flesh was enough to make even scum like Yamamoto, who had little respect for muscle, hesitate for a moment...

"Never mind, at least they're not competing with us for a spot."

"Indeed, compared to others, Iori deserves to die more. He actually turned 140:3 into 139:2. That's too tragic!"

"Wait a minute! Didn't the time when they used vigilante justice on me last time already pass?"

With her hands crossed over her chest, Kitahara Iori strongly condemned the practice of imposing multiple punishments for the same crime, and the arbitrary and indiscriminate imposition of penalties!

"Ah—you know, last time was really great!"

"Especially Mitarai, he's incredibly powerful!"

"They just put weeds into Iori's mouth while she was unconscious and used them as flower arrangements, right? That's brilliant!"

"What the hell did you bastards do to my body while I was unconscious...?"

Having finally managed to dodge the fatal question about his girlfriend, Miyazawa Yu, seeing that the time was almost right, still wanted to ask about Mitarai's situation one more time.

After all, everyone else is taking extra classes, and if he's the only one falling behind, he might not pass the make-up exam!

"Um... does anyone know what Mitarai was up to? He was already there, yet he was still running so fast?"

"I don't know, it seems like he just answered a phone call and rushed off, saying something like he couldn't forget!"

"Ha! What kind of line is that? Is he talking to his girlfriend? Hahahaha..."

The laughter gradually froze, and everyone realized a serious problem: compared to them, there was a serious flaw in the anime-style blond guy.

Although Yu Mitarai is a scumbag, he looks the most normal. It's not impossible for him to fool one or two girlfriends, right?

"Hahaha, impossible, impossible!"

"When we called to say we'd kill Iori, he was the most enthusiastic one. He wouldn't betray us!"

Seeing these people forcing smiles, Miyazawa Yu was speechless.

It should be a happy thing for your best friend to get a girlfriend, but these guys act like they're constipated.

Well, it really fits their scumbag persona!

"If you guys are really worried, why don't you just give him a call and ask? It wouldn't be good if that kid went to base."

"Uh...that's true."

The atmosphere instantly became heavy. It was clear that the scumbags' trust was limited to their interactions. Miyazawa Yu casually mentioned going to first base, and their resolve shattered instantly.

What if Mitarai gets ahead of them and develops a deeper relationship with his girlfriend...?

"Sorry, I'm a married man now, I can't fool around with you guys!"

In his imagination, Yu Mitarai, holding a woman whose face he couldn't see, waved righteously and then turned and left, saying, "Don't look for me anymore. I'm not from the same world as a single dog who doesn't even have a girlfriend..."

"NOOOO!!!"

Even with her ears covered, her eardrums were almost ruptured. Although Miyazawa Yu was also pulled into the illusion, she didn't feel it as deeply as these scumbags.

After all, he was a dating novice who had tried hard to win over Nana Hana, and he knew that getting to base wasn't something that could be done easily!

Most girls are conservative about their first time, so how could they possibly give it away without saying a word?

And because he failed the exam and went to tutoring, he forgot about the agreed-upon time for getting to base, which was so lame!

[Beep——]

I couldn't care less about anything else. Kitahara Iori trembled as she pulled out her phone and called Mitarai Yu. After a few rings, the call was finally answered.

"Hey, Mitarai? Yamamoto's asking if you want some barbecue..."

"Sorry! Wait for me for fifteen minutes... no, thirty minutes! I'll call you back in thirty minutes!"

"Ok?"

He was interrupted halfway through his sentence. Kitahara Iori sensed a conspiracy and was not about to obediently hang up the phone.

Before he could say anything more, a soft female voice came from the other end of the phone: "Yu~ What's wrong? Let's talk in bed?"

"No, no, no! Nothing's wrong!"

"Then hurry up~ Didn't you say you couldn't wait?"

"..."

His expression instantly turned ashen, like he'd just eaten shit. Kitahara Iori's eyelids twitched as he repeated in a flippant tone, "Oh~ in thirty minutes..."

"Hey you! Are you flirting with girls or something?!"

With Araki's face covered in wrinkles, Miyazawa Yuu gestured for Iori to calm down, then took the phone and said softly, "I'm so sorry, it seems I've disturbed your enjoyment, sir. You're so arrogant, you bastard!"

"Beep beep..."

The call was abruptly ended. Miyazawa Yu gently tossed the phone onto Iori's lap, his anger boiling like magma.

That's right! He really doesn't mind if Mitarai Yu has a girlfriend, and it's even okay for them to hold hands and kiss occasionally!

As long as the other party stays hidden in their mouse hole and doesn't wander around in front of him, he won't do anything...

But getting to base! This one staircase leading to the adult world is absolutely not to be allowed to be climbed by this guy!

"Everyone, that's the situation. No wonder they don't dare to study with us."

"Oh, I see. Hurry up and get into bed!"

"No wonder they won't play with us."

"Wouldn't it have been better to say that sooner..."

With a smile on her face, but actually furious, Miyazawa Yu shook her head, stood up, and slung her coat over her shoulder: "Since that's the case... you don't mind postponing the tutoring to tomorrow, right?"

"Of course, after all, sinking him into the sea is an urgent matter."

Mentioning Wild Cement, Nojima Gen pressed his head with one hand and asked, "Does anyone know that guy's address?"

"give it to me!"

With his hand on his chest, Kenta Fujiwara said with tears in his eyes, "For my brothers, leading the way is my duty!"

"Yoshi! You deserve it!"

"I'll reward you properly when we get back!"

With a bang, he kicked open the door to the Yamamoto family's house and roared at the full moon, "Listen up, all of you! We absolutely cannot let that kid get to base! I'm going to chop his thing off and feed it to the dogs!"

"Of course! We're best friends! Running away would be too cunning!"

"It's time to show our ironclad friendship!"

Chapter 104 Are you planning to force yourself on me? No way!

Meanwhile, in Mitarai's apartment, Mitarai Yu was caught in a dilemma: she was holding up her pants, which she had only half-pulled down, but she didn't know whether to put them back on or not.

Based on his understanding of those scumbags, let alone getting to base, they would come after him and drown him in the Izu Sea if they found out he was with his girlfriend.

But the arrow is already on the bowstring and must be released; this chance to escape might not come again. Should I go for it...?

Let's go!

"What's wrong, Yu? Is it someone you know?"

"No, it's nothing, just a few bored classmates who asked me to drink..."

She turned off her phone and turned to look at Rie Ohashi, who was covered by a blanket but whose body was still visible in both hemispheres, with a wry smile.

"It's annoying, isn't it? Sorry to keep you waiting..."

"Actually, no, I can wait if you're busy."

"Um, what are you saying, Rie..."

He pressed his lips against his girlfriend's, and with his signature squinty eyes, Yu Mitarai smiled sincerely, saying, "For you, I'd give up everything! Come on, let's get started!"

"...You're so lecherous~"

She stuck out her little tongue and licked the finger she was pressing against her lips. Rie Ohashi then reached out and hugged Yu Mitarai's head, while grabbing the blanket with her other hand. It looked like she was about to give Yu a big treat!

[Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-ding-ding—]

Just when things were about to turn around, the incessant ringing of the doorbell broke the romantic atmosphere between the two.