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It's rare to find a sense of belonging with a stranger. Hayasaka Ai is exhausted, but she doesn't say it!
Chapter 113 The President Confesses! The President Gets Rejected!
He felt miserable every day, and Shirogane Miyuki had a bad feeling, as if there were two pairs of eyes watching him from behind, but he couldn't see anyone.
"President? Please stamp here. The seal must be affixed across the entire seam."
"Ah, sorry..."
His nerves were on edge the whole time, and when he suddenly came to his senses, he realized that he was already in the student council room.
Seeing Kaguya Shinomiya's worried expression, Miyuki Shirogane tapped his head in exasperation, clumsily made up an excuse to cover up his mistake, and then immediately fled.
"Ha, ha... Senior Yu?"
"I'm here!"
"Oh! Where did you come from?!"
In the empty cooking classroom, Shirogane Miyuki called out on a whim, and Miyazawa Yu instantly appeared beside him.
Seeing his exaggerated reaction, the latter pointed to the window that had been left open in the previous class and explained, "From here, whoosh—jump in."
"A realistic onomatopoeic word, so you're the one following me today?"
"Of course! We've been following closely the whole time, never letting our guard down, my lord!"
"I've already told you not to use weird ninja lines! So, what did you figure out..."
It's impossible not to use ninja lines, after all, speaking like that creates a really great atmosphere.
Therefore, Miyazawa Yu chose to ignore Miyuki's request and instead pulled out a small notebook from his pocket, saying loudly with an unfriendly look, "There's a big problem! First of all, Corporal Shirogane!"
"Yes!"
For some reason, Shirogane Miyuki suddenly stood at attention and looked at Miyazawa Yu in a daze, completely bewildered as to what was wrong with the other party.
"First of all! You had ten chances today to tell Kaguya-san that you liked her, but! But you rejected them all. Why is that?"
"It doesn't sound like a confession when I say it like that..."
"Completely wrong! If you don't believe it's a confession, then it isn't!"
Holding data that was not at all his own conclusion, Miyazawa Yu saw that Miyuki was fooled by him and immediately took a moment to look out the window.
On a large tree not far away, Hayasaka Ai gave a thumbs up, then tilted her head and brought the microphone from her headset to her mouth.
"This is just a normal way for classmates to strengthen their relationship. Don't you want your relationship with Kaguya to get even better?"
"!!!"
His words struck a chord with Shirogane Miyuki, who slightly raised his head, his eyes gleaming with astonishment.
It's amazing that Senior Yu could see through my predicament in just one day. He seems unreliable, but actually he understands me so well!
That's right! He also felt that focusing too much on the battle of wits in love had seriously affected his normal emotional communication with Kaguya!
"What should I do then, teacher?!"
If you have a spare moment to ask me what to do, just go and confess! Make it a fait accompli, I don't believe you can still play the polite and distant game!
He inwardly raged, but Pab's scumbag views on choosing a partner were clearly not something that could be instilled in middle school students.
Following the female voice coming through the headphones, Miyazawa Yu gave an extremely sincere opinion, expressing her disappointment and frustration.
"It's very simple. Just pay more attention to Miss Kaguya. For example, observe whether she seems shy. If she doesn't, it's a signal to start a war."
"What if there is?"
"The fact that she does means she genuinely craves attention and praise, you bastard!!!"
The shy young girls were already blushing, but you were only thinking about that stupid brain war!
Let me tell you, I, Miyazawa Yu, am also about to confess my feelings. This kind of low-level bragging won't work on me!
"Uh...sorry."
Seeing Miyazawa Yu's face completely flushed and contorted with a ferocious smile, Shirogane Miyuki broke out in a cold sweat and quickly apologized.
To be honest, everyone at school is usually very friendly, and this was the first time he had ever seen such a distorted facial expression.
"Phew—it's okay, you're really lucky, kid, to have a girl willing to play along with you like this..."
Taking a deep breath, Miyazawa Yu saw that Miyuki's attitude of admitting his mistake was good, so he decided to spare his life this time. If it were Iori, he would have been sunk into the sea by now.
"In short, even if you're going to engage in a battle of wits in love, you need strategy and skill. You know the Thirty-Six Stratagems, right? Reading more military strategy books is beneficial for your life!"
"I see!"
Resting his chin on his hand, Shirogane Miyuki fell into deep thought with a serious expression.
No wonder my senior immediately saw his own problem; it turns out that love and military strategy are actually interconnected. I've really learned something!
Just as he was contemplating whether to stop by the bookstore before heading home tonight to learn about the distant and ancient wisdom of the East, outside the cooking classroom, Kaguya Shinomiya stood with icy eyes—
How did this guy, who appeared out of nowhere, know my habits? And his tone is like he's been following me for a long time!
"Hey? Hayasaka, that guy next to the president..."
"I've already bribed you. The first part of what you said was mine, so I don't think I said anything wrong, right?"
"Ugh?"
Ice Kaguya's composure crumbled in less than three seconds, instantly turning her entire body a uniform shade of red, completely erasing any semblance of her aloof and dignified demeanor.
"Wait, what about what I just said..."
"It's a modified version of what you complained to me about last night about the president's coldness. The young lady is too shy to say these things, so I had to find another way."
Leaning against a tree trunk, Hayasaka Ai removed her wig, raised her head, and her eyes showed a mixture of helplessness and relief.
It's common knowledge that listening to your best friend complain about your boyfriend is torture. If you add the inability to refuse him to your boyfriend's demands, then it becomes absolute hell for any girl!
Now that Lady Kaguya's thoughts have been cleverly conveyed, she should be able to rest for a long time...
"I'm glad you have this awareness and determination!"
"Okay! I'll leave the rest of the French lessons to you."
"No problem! Let's review yesterday's material first..."
Reaching the door, Miyazawa Yu beckoned and said in a mock confession, "Now pretend I'm Kaguya-sama, and confess your love to me!"
"I understand, teacher!"
"What? What? He wants to confess his feelings to me? Was that part of their lesson yesterday?"
Startled, Kaguya Shinomiya realized she had heard something quite embarrassing.
Although her mind was in a mess, her ears involuntarily pressed against the door, wanting to hear how the president was going to confess to her.
"Kaguya!"
"Ah! Calling someone by their name directly? That's so bold!"
"Where did you get the nerve!"
Before the call ended, Hayasaka Ai on the other end expressed strong bewilderment at Kaguya-sama's inexplicable sense of shame.
But that's not the problem. The problem is that if Miyazawa Yu does this, she'll probably have to stay up all night again to review things with Kaguya!
"Hmm? What's wrong, President?"
They even simulated my voice! Seriously, am I usually this cold when I speak?
With mosquito coils swirling in her eyes, Kaguya Shinomiya had completely transformed into a steam engine, with steam billowing from her head.
"Kaguya! I love you, will you be my girlfriend? (in French)"
Gritting his teeth, Shirogane Miyuki suppressed his shame and pinned Miyazawa Yu against the door, loudly professing his love in French.
With his exceptional learning ability, he not only mastered Miyazawa Yu's accent but also added a lot of emotion, making it sound like a genuine confession!
However, Miyazawa Yu raised her head with a cold gaze and a chilling smile: "Oh my, is the student council president confessing to me? How cute~"
"Pfft! That's not how the story goes, is it?"
Upon being ruthlessly rejected, Shirogane Miyuki coughed up a mouthful of blood.
Although the face is different, it is almost identical to the performance of Kaguya that he had imagined. The extra point is the difficulty of performing a cross-gender role!
"Well~ I just wanted to let you know in advance the mistakes of using your romantic wits. If you're stubborn and don't see the truth, this is what will happen!"
This is a lie! Miyazawa Yu simply felt disgusted by being confessed to by a boy, and also wanted to tease Miyuki.
"It's too much!"
"Okay, let's get to class quickly, and don't yell at the teacher!"
"If you ever become a teacher, please tell me..."
Veins bulged on his forehead. Even the most gentle person has a temper, let alone when facing a bastard like Miyazawa Yu!
It's true that Shirogane Miyuki can't resist right now, but he secretly made up his mind.
If I ever have a child in the future, I will definitely make sure he stays as far away from this kind of unscrupulous teacher as possible!
“Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
The voices inside the door had moved further away and were no longer near the entrance. Kaguya Shinomiya, her eyes sparkling with hearts, collapsed weakly to the floor.
The president actually confessed his feelings to her! Even though they were separated by a door, it was a wonderful scene that she never dared to dream of!
"Kaguya-sama! Kaguya-sama!"
"Hayasaka! The student council president confessed to me, and I rejected him. What should I do...?"
"Has he gone mad?! I'll be right there!"
She jumped from the tree to the corridor, rushed to the door of the cooking classroom at lightning speed, covered Kaguya Shinomiya's head and face with her clothes, picked her up, and ran away.
I can hear footsteps. A student will be passing by in ten seconds. It is my duty as a maid to protect the dignity of the Shinomiya family!
only……
Looking at Kaguya, who was crying and laughing like a rag doll, Hayasaka Ai cursed Miyazawa Yu in her heart.
As expected, I definitely won't be able to get a good night's sleep tonight!
Chapter 114 What does "hehe" mean?
"So you mean, yesterday afternoon a girl suddenly gave you these, then ran away blushing?"
"Yes! It's strange, but that's how it is..."
"Huh—who would believe that!"
With a look of utter disgust, Yoshihara Mana stared at the envelope on the table stained with pink lipstick, her eyes filled with contempt at how someone could do such a thing.
To come up with such a lame excuse as being fed love letters by a strange blonde high school girl, Yu must be trying to avoid legal punishment by claiming mental illness!
"No! You guys believe me, that girl came up to me and said she wanted to thank me, so I just accepted it. I really didn't do anything else!"
"Hey, go tell that to the devil down there!"
"Yu, would you rather be buried in the ground or thrown into the sea? As your best friend, we believe you have the right to choose!"
They pulled out shovels and cement from their left and right sides, and the anger contained in Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei's twisted smiles could have burned back to Izu.
While claiming to tutor boys in French, is her real purpose to use her position to seduce high school girls?
Haji, you bastard, cut off your little brother and reincarnate as a beautiful girl in your next life to give your brothers a taste of the good life!
"Wait! I really don't know anything!"
"Shut up, you jerk! You're just showing it off on purpose so we'll be envious!"
"Clench your teeth and be good, if one scoop doesn't knock all your teeth out, there'll be a second one!"
Damn it! These scumbags are impossible to communicate with!
Seeing that the situation was not good, both Tokita-senpai and Kotobuki-senpai adopted a laissez-faire attitude, saying that freshmen should solve their own problems. Miyazawa Yuu gritted his teeth and zipped up his clothes to take them off.
I'm truly innocent this time! Using a little force wouldn't be excessive!
However, just a second before he was about to transform, a fair arm wrapped around him from behind, its heavy weight pressing down on his shoulder.
"Yu-chan got a love letter! Aren't you going to open it and take a look?"
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