The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

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"So that's it~"

Smiling and ignoring Iori's pained plea for help, Miyazawa Yu walked towards the kitchen with the plastic bag in his hand without looking back.

"Then you guys continue, I'll put the ingredients down first."

"Damn it! You can't count on this kind of scum at all!"

A hopeful hand slammed to the ground, and Kitahara Iori stared intently at Yu's retreating figure, veins bulging around his eyes.

However, compared to his life and fortune being trampled underfoot by Kohei, the failed poisoning attempt was the most unbearable heartache for him!

If you survive but fail the diving certification exam, you will face an embarrassing situation that is a thousand times more shameful than death!

What should I do? Is there any way to save myself?

With difficulty, he moved his head and reluctantly focused his gaze on the door. He knew that the Pab department wasn't just full of scum; he still had one last hope!

"I'm back!"

"Oh, welcome back, Azusa-senpai! Help! Kohei is trying to murder me for money!"

"Wow, you two have such a good relationship!"

"So, how exactly can you tell if a relationship is good...?"

With a slap, she threw the book at her face. Seeing Azusa-senpai constantly poking Iori's cheek with her fingers, Kotegawa Chisa was exasperated by the Pab Club's fine tradition of not helping anyone in distress.

It looks like if I don't speak up today, Iori's life will probably be over here!

"Kouhei, let Iori off this time."

"Tch, count you lucky."

"Chisa!!!"

Moved to tears, Kitahara Iori knelt at Chisa's feet, tears welling in her eyes despite the large shoe print on the back of her head.

This is what it means to see true friendship in times of trouble! This is what it means to see true friendship in times of trouble!

Yu and Kohei are heartless bastards, they're not even human! When it really matters, Chisa is definitely the best!

"Hmm~ Everyone come over and draw lots!"

"?"

"what is this?"

Gathered together and looking at the note in Hamaoka Azusa's hand, Chisa and Mana were full of questions, wondering what kind of bad intentions Azusa-senpai was up to.

"It's used to decide the order in which we cook, in pairs, since our kitchen isn't big enough to accommodate everyone!"

"That's it..."

Then there's nothing to worry about. As long as it's not some weird Pab Club mini-game, Chisa doesn't have much ill will towards the lottery.

However, upon seeing the seven pieces of paper in Azusa's hand, Kitahara Iori's expression instantly turned serious, and her face even showed a large patch of Araki's fur.

Predictably, my primary task now is to get out of the bottom of the rankings.

This means he has to secretly train while the guys who might laugh at him are cooking, and since he needs a coach, the best option is undoubtedly to be in a group with Chisa!

"Question: There are clearly eight of us, so why are there only seven slips?"

As she walked out of the kitchen, Miyazawa Yu looked at the lottery ticket in Azusa's hand and asked a soul-searching question.

"Ah~ this~"

Although she had been prepared, seeing her little scheme discovered, Hamaoka Azusa still stuck out her tongue and said cutely, "Because I'm in a group with Nanaka, so..."

"I see. Let's start the draw then!"

Keep smiling. It's fair to say that Azusa-senpai's theft was entirely within expectations. If the other party hadn't done something, Miyazawa Yu would have found it strange.

But it doesn't matter anyway, since Senior Azusa is destined not to eat anything tonight.

We might as well grant her this petty benefit of cooking together; what goes around comes around!

"Hmm? I'm number four. Chisa, don't you think Yu is acting a little strange?"

"Number Five, indeed, this time they actually gave up their older sister to Senior Azusa..."

After silently observing Yu's cheerful mood for a while, Kotegawa Chisa took two steps back suspiciously, wanting to discuss with Iori and see if he could offer any unique insights.

However, as the distance shortened, some of the originally faint chatter gradually became louder and more audible.

Turning to look at the rambling latter, Chisa put her hand to her ear and quietly peeked over. The next second, cold sweat seeped from her fair skin and quickly formed a patch!

"Please let me be in a group with Chisa...please let me be in a group with Chisa...please let me..."

With his head bowed and fists clasped, Kitahara Iori muttered incoherently, his eyes bloodshot and pupils shrank to a point, and even his breathing became extremely heavy.

There was no other way; this was his only chance to avoid being mocked by scumbags!

only……

“I, Iori…”

With a look of terror on her face, Chisa Kotegawa raised her arms to protect her breasts. She shuddered, trying to suppress the nausea of ​​being stared at by that jerk, and pulled out the number to remind him, "I'm number five, in the group with only one person~"

"Nani!!!"

Suddenly snapping out of his trance, Kitahara Iori rushed to Chisa and grabbed her slender hand. The large "5" on the number tag seemed to mock his futile efforts.

"How! How could this happen!"

Seeing Iori's face instantly streaked with tears as she bit her lower lip and sobbed, Kotegawa Chisa rubbed her arms and teleported back several meters with a look of disgust on her face.

To be honest, the fact that the former tough guy shed tears had even pushed her to her physical limit. It was quite classy of her not to vomit in front of that face!

As for caring for children with intellectual disabilities and fulfilling Iori's little wish...

Let's not do this kind of thing. After all, the Pab Department's ancestral law of respecting the fate of others cannot be changed!

"So now it's Kotobuki-senpai and Tokita-senpai in one group, Mana and Kohei in another, and Iori and Iori in a group of two!"

"Yes……"

Having already lost half his life, Kitahara Iori doesn't really care who he teams up with, even if he's not in a team with Chisa.

However, the next second, without any chance to refuse, he was dragged into a small corner by Miyazawa Yu with his neck in a terrified state for a private lesson.

"Iori, I think Nanaka-nee mentioned that your underwater mask drainage has consistently failed the test..."

"Quack! How did you know!"

"None of that matters! The important thing is that you don't want Aina and the others to know about this, right?"

Instantly awakening the traditional skills of the Japanese, Miyazawa Yu placed his hands on Iori's shoulders, speaking in a flippant tone, his eyes filled with a threatening fake smile.

Kitahara Iori was powerless to do anything about it and could only shed humiliating tears like a young woman who had been bullied.

"Don't tell anyone! I, I... I'll do anything!"

"Yoshi!"

Chapter 164 Miyazawa Yu's Evil Plan?

"Why must we drink beverages? Can't everyone just drink beer?"

"Absolutely not! This is a matter of great importance concerning Nanaka's personal safety. Please, take it a little more seriously!"

"Hey?"

In the kitchen, watching Yu take out barley tea from the refrigerator and pour it into beer mugs one by one, Kitahara Iori tilted his head speechlessly, wondering what this guy was up to.

In fact, Miyazawa Yu was also helpless about this, but taking sleeping pills and alcohol together may have adverse effects.

Given the underlying code of Pab's department, which is known for its love of alcohol, he desperately needs a reason why everyone absolutely cannot drink tonight!

"Since that's the case, let's say there's an exam tomorrow, and drinking might lower the score, how about that?"

"Wouldn't that mean only we freshmen would be prohibited from drinking, and the seniors would have to accompany us too!"

"The reason why both Kotobuki-senpai and Tokita-senpai can't drink..."

This is a bit of a dilemma. Kitahara Iori pondered for a long time, resting her chin on her hand, and finally held up a finger and said seriously, "How about putting cephalosporin in the dish?"

"That's really a great way to solve the problem once and for all... but pass!"

It was exactly the kind of idea that Iori would come up with. Miyazawa Yu thought he had already gone too far, but Iori still managed to come up with little surprises for him from time to time.

Indeed, there may be no other way to keep Pabs away from alcohol besides using cephalosporins.

But this is far too obvious, almost immediately suspicious, and Senior Azusa will definitely discover that she tampered with the drink.

"This won't work, that won't work, Yu, what exactly do you want?"

"Hmm... The target is Senior Azusa, and the goal is to get her to drink a specific beverage. That's about all the requirements!"

"Senior Azusa? You're definitely plotting something bad."

Frowning, Kitahara Iori chuckled lightly to ease the tension as she pondered a solution, "Or perhaps you're planning to put something in Azusa-senpai's cup?"

"..."

"Wait! Yu, what do you mean? Say something!"

In an astonishing silence, under Kitahara Iori's increasingly terrified gaze, Miyazawa Yu stiffly turned his head to the other side, his large eyes filled with guilt—

No wonder he's such a scumbag who understands me so perfectly; he guessed the truth so accurately without any hints. I guess I need to be more careful with my words and actions in the future!

"Failed..."

"Ugh! You think you've got me figured out?"

Feeling threatened, Kitahara Iori was furious as she looked at Yu, who dared not turn his head back.

If it were Kohei, he would have already taken action, since the traitor who coveted Azusa-senpai must be executed!

But if the object is Yu...

He was at a complete disadvantage in terms of force, and the other party was Azusa's official boyfriend. Under the dual disadvantage of being both psychologically and physically disadvantaged, he could only sigh and come up with a bad idea.

"How about trying to trigger Azusa's rebellious streak? Or how about threatening her with something she likes?"

"...A rebellious mentality?"

The so-called contrarian mentality is a way of dealing with things by taking a completely opposite attitude to the other party's demands in order to maintain self-esteem.

With her arms crossed, Miyazawa Yu lowered her head and imagined what would happen if she forced Azusa-senpai to drink. She thought that Azusa-senpai would probably be more than happy to do so and wouldn't rebel at all.

But if he were to suggest getting Azusa-senpai drunk so she couldn't harass Nanaka-nee, Azusa-senpai, for the sake of her beloved Nanaka, would absolutely not do as he wished...

"That's very feasible!"

"feasible?"

It was just a casual remark; Kitahara Iori never expected that her hastily proposed solution would be adopted.

Seeing the increasingly wicked smile on You's face, he swallowed hard and secretly vowed to remind Senior Azusa later.

Even if it ruins Yu's plans, I'd be willing to be hung up and used as a punching bag!

On the other side, Miyazawa Yu completely ignored the determined-looking Iori. After all, the latter's existence was like worn-out old panties, which could be turned into a rag to mop the floor and then thrown away when it was time to throw them away!

He quietly took the medicine bottle from his pocket and held it in his palm. Under the cover of his body, he quickly dissolved the sleeping pills into the cold barley tea. Thus, Senior Sister Zi's special sleeping barley tea was successfully made!

As for the remaining medicine bottles, Miyazawa Yu casually threw them into the kitchen trash can. After cleaning up the trash the next morning, the garbage truck would take away the evidence of her crime. Even if Azusa-senpai noticed something was wrong and wanted to settle scores later, she would have no way to prove anything!

……

"Hey, Kohei, is this interesting?"

Meanwhile, in the other living room, Yoshihara Aina lay listlessly on the table, lost in thought.

Even though Chisa and Yu's relationship is unclear and Iori's attitude towards Chisa is also ambiguous, I can only accompany Kohei to watch lesbians.

From any perspective, as the one who secretly admires someone, she is undoubtedly a failing loser!

"Of course! This is a special edition featuring Lala's food; I never expected to find a videotape here!"

"Oh, I see... Did you cry?"

Looking at Kohei, who was trembling all over and tears were streaming down his face, Yoshihara Aina felt a strong sense of relief despite her dislike for him.

After all, I'm not the only useless person. It feels like being late for school and finding your best friend standing outside the classroom as punishment!

These are tears of emotion!