The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

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"Also, could you please explain your attire a little?"

"Hmm? It's just a regular O-type body!"

"No, no, no! A normal person wouldn't open the door for someone without wearing panties, right?"

"Oh~ I think there was such a thing..."

Lost in thought, he realized that walking his bird under the moon in front of the police officer was indeed very impolite. Tokita Shinji picked up the cardboard box that had been filled with beer and put it over his hip.

"Is that all right now?"

"Hmm... Are you out of your mind? In that case, please register here. Here's your swim trunks back. Remember not to hurt anyone on the street."

"No problem, no problem."

"..."

Hiding in the stairwell, watching the imposing figures of their seniors handling the situation with ease, Chisa and Aina silently shed two lines of bloody tears from the corners of their eyes.

They were very grateful for the help, but wasn't it just a bit too embarrassing?!

Chapter 169 The Wonderful Uses of Green Onions!

"Huh? Iori and Kohei both have fevers?"

The next morning, while sitting at the dining table eating breakfast, Miyazawa Yu looked at Tokita-senpai and Kotobuki-senpai with surprise.

After all, it's summer, and catching a cold or fever is not common, let alone for both Iori and Kohei to catch it at the same time.

Could it be a virus? Otherwise, we should just cremate it for humanitarian purposes to save Earth's resources.

"Well, that's not entirely accurate, since Kohei was just exhausted!"

"That's right, we even helped them close their chins manually."

"Ugh……"

It's really hard to imagine what exactly was done with the mouth to achieve the effect of weakening the masseter muscles.

Miyazawa Yu looked up in confusion, a bizarre image of Iori and Kohei intertwined flashing through his mind, and he couldn't help but shudder.

In contrast to the three scoundrels of Pab's infighting, Nanaka Kotegawa, with a bitter expression, bit her spoon, quite worried about the two deserters who had collapsed before even going into battle.

"But if Iori and Kohei can't take the exam, then they won't be able to participate in the deep-sea diving on Miyako Island, right?"

"That seems to be the case, but there's nothing we can do about it."

He pounced on Nanaka and hugged her tightly, inhaling deeply the fragrance emanating from her body, before collapsing into a blissful, boneless state.

That despicable Yu attacked indiscriminately! Not being able to get close to Nanaka last night was the biggest loss of her life!

"But speaking of which... Yu?"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Um, what's that mark on your face?"

Knowing the truth about Kohei and Iori's collapse, Yoshihara Aina covered her face with her hands, too ashamed to face anyone, but she also deliberately left a gap to observe the outside world.

At this moment, the symmetrical and striking red marks on Miyazawa Yu's cheeks caught her attention. To be honest, this was the first time she had ever seen such rounded indentations.

If I had to put it into words, it feels similar to the badge of honor for taking a nap in math class and then sleeping until the end of the school year!

"..."

Touching his burning cheek, Miyazawa Yu fixed his resentful gaze on Azusa-senpai.

In fact, Aina was wrong about one thing. The red marks on her face were not simply from being pressed, but rather from heat rash caused by being squeezed for too long in a humid environment.

Fortunately, the situation wasn't too serious; the rash didn't actually appear, it just started to surface slightly.

Even so, those two blushes were the kind that wouldn't go away for more than two or three days!

"Senior Azusa, don't you have anything to explain?"

"...Sorry~"

Feeling guilty, Hamaoka Azusa stepped her head into Nanaka's chest and glanced down at her own breasts, where two identical red marks were clearly imprinted.

"Don't wear a swimsuit for the next couple of days."

"Yes!"

"Hmm... I think I know how it came about."

With a sorrowful look in her eyes, Yoshihara Aina placed her hands loosely on her chest and let out a two-note, dejected laugh.

I really brought this upon myself, daring to challenge the adults' play with such a meager bust.

I don't know why, even though I wasn't envious, tears still kept flowing down my face!

"Alright, let's stop this small talk, Ai-cai! Cheer up!"

"I try my best……"

"Honestly, the exams are just around the corner, and you guys are really causing us a lot of trouble!"

With his hands on his hips, he glanced around at the two remaining elderly, weak, sick, and disabled people, then helplessly pressed his hands to his face.

After just one night's sleep, one of the four freshmen of the Pab department fell ill, one was crippled, and the remaining two were also incomplete. He simply couldn't bear to watch such a human tragedy.

However, the exam wouldn't be delayed by an accident, so he had no choice but to take Yu and Aina, the only two he had left, to the exam hall.

To prevent those two guys from causing any more trouble, it would be a huge joke if they ended up being wiped out!

……

Two hours later, at the written test site for the diving certification exam, Miyazawa Yu strode into the exam room without any apparent change, amidst the curious yet amused gazes of those around him.

Following behind him, Yoshihara Aina finally escaped the curse of her large breasts and turned to ponder, tilting her head at the examinees filling the examination hall.

"Are there really so many people who like diving? I always thought it was a niche sport!"

"Well, compared to national sports like tennis and baseball, it is indeed a niche sport."

Finding a seat at random, Miyazawa Yu placed her exam number on the table and explained, "But this is Izu, and there are quite a few groups like us who are traveling and taking exams. For example, those people over there are obviously from Kanto!"

"Indeed, it's a very obvious Kanto accent!"

"Not only that, it's summer vacation now, which is the peak season for diving, so this place is packed."

As she spoke, Miyazawa Yu opened the diving textbook that Chisa had given her, preparing to review the memories of the previous two days before the exam.

However, seeing his serious expression, Yoshihara Mana instantly froze in her seat—

Yesterday I was either training or messing around with Iori, and then I was busy with the night raid on Yuu last night. I don't think I even looked at the textbook once!

"No, that can't be..."

Clutching her head, Yoshihara Aina tried expressionlessly to awaken long-forgotten memories, but the aftereffects of a sleepless night began to surface.

My brain is completely empty!

"Hey, Yu..."

"???"

Turning his head in confusion, Miyazawa Yu looked at Mana, only to meet a pair of wildly trembling eyes.

"Ai, Ai Cai, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

“That’s…”

Her face turned ashen, and Yoshihara Aina, sweating profusely, stretched out a hand and pleaded in a trembling voice, "Can I borrow your textbook for a moment? I'm starting to panic."

"Sharpening your spear at the last minute? Isn't that way too late? What did you do with all that time last night?!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Oh my god! This is my lifelong request for vegetables!"

Helplessly handing over the textbook, and seeing Mana's eyes welling up with tears as she frantically tried to recall the material, Miyazawa Yu really wanted to tell her that she didn't actually need to try anymore.

After all, the examiner has already entered the classroom!

"Okay, let's begin the exam now!"

"Ya Mie Die!"

The exam process was brutal; you can only imagine the state of mind one's brain can produce after staying up all night.

Although he only used his peripheral vision, Miyazawa Yu vividly observed Aina's entire journey from fear to despair in just over an hour.

After the proctor collected all the exam papers, a living corpse radiating heat was revealed.

"Uh... there's no reason to go back now!"

"Cheer up, Aina. It's not entirely hopeless. You still remember quite a few things, right?"

"That's true..."

With a poignant smile on her face, Yoshihara Aina slumped her neck, looking like a resentful ghost who only appears during stormy weather.

"But I only have a vague impression of it; I have no idea whether my chosen answer was correct or not!"

"……I am sorry for your loss!"

In the exam room, only those who lack confidence will loudly announce their answers, while the strong ones always humbly say that they didn't do well this time.

Unfortunately, Mana is not a strong one; she is just a skinned corpse beast that has become a bit more cheerful!

"Alright, the exam results are in. Those who passed and whose exam numbers appear on the display screen, please stay. Everyone else, you may leave!"

Looking up at the display screen at the front of the classroom, Miyazawa Yu easily found her exam number by following the order.

After all, it's just a basic diver's certificate, so the written test is usually not too difficult!

As for Aina...

"Ghana!"

With two fingers held above her head and a weak flick, Yoshihara Aina walked out of the examination room, her back hunched.

"...Looks like it didn't pass."

Although he was prepared, Miyazawa Yu was still speechless when he saw Mana throw herself into Hamaoka Azusa's arms and burst into tears.

What's wrong with these guys? They agreed to take the certification exam together as a group of four, but only one of them passed the written test.

Is it possible...

A thunderbolt flashed through her mind. Just as Kotegawa Chisa walked over, intending to go back and take care of Iori, she saw Yuu muttering to himself with a look of terror on his face.

"Could this be some kind of disguised isolation tactic? Iori's move is too vicious!"

"No, no, no, it was just a simple accident."

"Then how do you explain the successive failures of Iori and Kohei! Especially Iori's fever, it's completely illogical!"

Actually, it's quite scientific. After all, Iori soaked in the water for over an hour to avoid the pork cutlet rice bowl, and almost became floaty.

Beads of cold sweat trickled down her forehead. Kotegawa Chisa awkwardly changed the subject with a laugh, asking, "Um, if Yuu's not busy, I'll take Mana back now~"

"Bridge Bean Sacks!"

Sprinting off at a speed far exceeding that of a sprint champion, Yuu felt a cool breeze in front of her, and within five minutes she was panting and running back.

"Since he has a fever, as his best friend I have to do something!"

A venomous malice flashed in her eyes. Miyazawa Yu smiled and placed the freshly bought scallions into Chisa's hand.

"Chisa knows this too, right—folk remedies can cure serious illnesses! When you go back, please make sure I see it keeping Iori's little head company!"

“This…y/*ue-already composed Lin Liuba (II)…”

Holding a scallion that was clearly twice as thick as a regular scallion, Chisa Kotegawa smiled wryly.

Putting aside the question of whether inserting something like that would kill you, the psychological damage alone would probably be enough to send Iori straight to the next life!

"Huh? Is it not allowed? Or is Chisa actually hiding something from me?"

"Gulu!"

Seeing the fake smile that Yu was offering, Kotegawa Chisa's eyes darted away for a moment, and she could only hold onto the green onion tightly, clinging to the belief that "better to die than to die myself."

"I, I know..."

"Yoshi! Ganbatte!"

Chapter 170 Chisa has really messed me up!