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Cold sweat trickled down her forehead. Kotegawa Chisa waved her phone to remind everyone, "The seniors said they've arrived at Grand Blue and asked if we should wait for you at the party."
"Of course! This is a victory celebration banquet!"
"How can you ignore the heroes and start drinking yourself? Your awareness is really lacking!"
Standing on the table, Miyazawa Yu unhesitatingly delivered his outrageous remarks, the incandescent light behind him casting a holy glow that made him look like a righteous angel.
but in fact……
"Okay, I got it..."
With a deadpan look, she glanced at Yuu as if he were trash, then turned away to avoid the light pollution he was unleashing. Kotegawa Chisa continued calmly, "No need to wait for us, we can start right away... send!"
"Hey Chisa, this isn't what we agreed on!"
"What right does this guy, who was forced to cross-dress to repay a favor, have to call himself a hero of the Pab Department?!"
"Ah! Actually, that's possible!"
Raising her hand to interrupt, Hamaoka Azusa looked down at her phone for a few seconds, then patted her chest and made a boastful face, saying, "Isn't it here now!"
"Ok?"
Her phone rang once, and without caring whether standing on the table would expose her, Miyazawa Yu took out her phone from under her skirt and opened Line.
Sure enough, the Pab department's large group chat was buzzing with red bubbles, and the messages had just been sent.
"..."VII Erchan 0IV Jiuqi
A bad premonition welled up inside him, and his eyelids twitched. His hands trembled as he clicked on the group chat page—[Yu's Magical Girl's Wardrobe Malfunction.zip]
"What is this thing?! Senior Azusa, did you have something like this on your phone just now?"
"Of course it's a pre-packaged collection of pictures! I've put it in a private folder, hehe~☆"
"Hey, right!"
Black smoke rose from behind her, and the magical girl Momo, her face dark, scooped up Hamaoka Azusa under her arms and carried her to the corner of the wall for a 1v1 fight amidst the girl's gasp.
Disobedient senior sister Zi must be given the most severe punishment so that she can learn from this and correct her mistakes!
"Ah! My eyes!"
Covering her mouth, she walked to the side to take a look. Yoshihara Aina's face instantly turned 180 degrees Celsius, and her features almost melted.
Is this what couples in the throes of new love are like? It's so violent! Don't do this kind of thing in front of kids in their early twenties!
"Everyone! Arigato, the performance has finally come to a perfect end..."
Having received the satisfaction survey from the school, Mizuki Natsuyo was relieved that her performance was a great success, and in any case, her reputation was preserved.
There's no need to say anything about this favor; I absolutely have to treat everyone here to a good night out, and I'll cover all the food, lodging, and drinks myself!
However, as soon as she opened the door, she was shocked to find that the atmosphere in the room seemed a bit strange. The air was unbearably hot for some reason, and why was Azusa being pinned against the wall by a magical girl?
"Um...did I come at the wrong time?"
"No! You came just in time!"
"what!"
Hiding behind Nanaka Kotegawa, Natsuyo Mizuki put on a pitiful act and pleaded, "No, I have a boyfriend, don't attack me!"
"Wait a minute, why do I feel like I'm being treated like a perverted attacker?!"
Releasing Azusa-senpai, who was completely out of her mind and whose heart was pounding like a drum due to lack of oxygen, Miyazawa Yu calmly wiped his mouth, ignoring the stares of those around him who thought he was a scumbag.
"However, thank you for your hospitality!"
"Isn't this just a complete psychopathic attacker?!"
Protecting her older sister behind her, Kotegawa Chisa wrinkled her little face and breathed on her, while Yoshihara Mana stood in front of Azusa-senpai.
"Sess ss dame!"
"Well~ it was just a punishment game, don't get so worked up. So how did the performance go, Natsuya?"
"Absolutely perfect! Ninety-seven percent of people voted 'satisfied'!"
After tapping the satisfaction survey twice, Mizuki Natsuyo laughed easily and teased, "But I feel like the comments that will trend are probably the dissatisfied ones. Want to hear them?"
"Someone actually voted unsatisfactory?! Kill them on the spot..."
"【The magical girl is cute, but the boys' eyes are so lewd, and they're so noisy, it hurts my ears (fuck)!"
"That's a very fair assessment!"
Few people can change their expressions this quickly, but if we're talking about criticizing vulgar eyes, then today Kohei Imamura has to step in!
Watching the performance by yourself is another matter, but to grab those three pseudo-magical girls and watch them randomly is rather unusual.
"That's right, yay! Now we only need one last step to be completely finished, so give it your all, you three!"
"Huh? Wasn't it already over?"
"what?"
Half of her magical girl outfit had already been removed. Miyazawa Yu clutched the bra she had just taken off, her clear, foolish eyes meeting Mizuki Natsuyo's bewildered gaze.
"Well... the schedule that Sakurako and the others sent only lists performances, right, Iori?"
"Yeah, I don't remember there being any more projects."
Holding the disassembled fake breasts, Kitahara Iori frowned and thought seriously for a moment before finally giving an affirmative answer without hesitation, despite the scornful stares of onlookers.
Whether it was Xia Ye's narration or the schedule she sent, everything ended abruptly after the performance, so there was absolutely no mistake.
"Um, there seems to be an itinerary here. Do you guys have any ideas about it?"
Picking up a report that had been stepped on from the doorway, Chisa Kotegawa carefully unfolded it and was surprised to find that it had obviously fallen from a whole.
If nothing unexpected happens, it should be the so-called missing itinerary, but why is it here?
"what……"
The memory was instantly pulled back to the time when they were rubbing each other's breasts. Miyazawa Yu did vaguely hear the sound of a cardboard box hitting the ground when the door was slammed. It's likely that the watch was shaken off at that moment.
"……sorry."
Clearly recalling the scene, Sakurako Busujima realized she had messed things up and instinctively bowed her head in apology from the perspective of a staff member.
Miyazawa Yu gave an awkward smile and waved her hand dismissively, saying, "No, no, no, I would have been startled too if I had been in that situation. It wasn't Sakura's fault at all!"
"I second that! After all, Iori's expression really is lewd."
"You actually dared to pin the blame on me? You've really gone too far, Kohei!"
"What's the matter?"
Pushing the two magical girls apart, Miyazawa Yu silently accepted the schedule Chisa handed him, glancing at it as he nonchalantly remarked, "Alright, you two, it's just an event, what's wrong with adding one more person!"
"That's right! It's just a handshake event that lasts about ten minutes, very simple!"
"See? I told you so~ It's just a handshake event that lasts for ten minutes..."
With his expression frozen, Miyazawa Yu awkwardly turned his neck toward Mizuki Natsuyo, his neck joints creaking like an old machine that hadn't been oiled in a long time.
"Handshake event?"
"Handshake event!"
Nodding earnestly, Natsuyo Mizuki glanced at the empty wine bottle, feeling guilty but still able to try her best to encourage him, "It should be alright... right? Ganbatte!"
"It's okay! It's okay! It's just a magical girl reeking of alcohol coming into close contact with me, it'll be easy to fool her~ Hahaha!"
"That's true, hahaha..."
That smell of alcohol is so strong! It's impossible to fool them!
With a face full of Araki-like fury, he threw the bra to the ground in a fit of anger. Miyazawa Yu was so distressed that he wanted to bang his head against the wall. The ancients were right when they said that drinking leads to trouble.
Now that things have come to this, all we can do is hope that no one we know notices anything amiss and recognizes them...
(Only two updates today. I've already written over 300,000 words this month and I'm really exhausted. I'll take half a day off.)
Chapter 200 Scumbag Gang VS Magical Girl
"Good evening~ Thank you for supporting Ms. Mizuki's concert. May all your bad luck disappear!"
"Thank you so much!"
At a campus meet-and-greet event on the streets of Qinghai, a cute girl held the hand of the magical girl Momoko, her whole body radiating a blush that symbolized excitement.
These hands are as soft as a kitten's paw pads, the silky sleeves extend from the middle finger to the entire forearm, and that face that is clearly an ice queen but shyly receives guests!
ah! ! !
I couldn't resist! I just couldn't resist. Judging from their face shape and height, they should be around the same age as me, or even younger.
How could she possibly resist, and how could she possibly have the strength to resist!
"Can we take a photo together?!"
"Ah... Private Marseille, our performances are non-profit, so we don't offer photography services..."
"Ugh?"
He cautiously tried to back away, but there was no way out but a makeshift platform behind him. Miyazawa Yu could only smile wryly and face the tearful beauty.
"However... it's not like we can't make an exception."
"Great!"
The hungry tiger pounced on its prey, grabbing the soft, fragrant magical girl's arms and embracing her. The adorable girl clearly understood the principle of climbing up the pole, and he couldn't get enough of taking pictures of her!
In the end, it was only after the girl behind her in line protested angrily that she reluctantly gave up her spot.
Even so, she still held tightly to the little finger of the magical girl Momo and waved goodbye with tears in her eyes, saying, "I'll call all my friends to come and support me!"
I've already said it's a non-profit organization! If you refer your friends, besides increasing my workload, I won't get a single penny!
He was internally screaming at the girl, but in order to maintain his persona, Miyazawa Yu could only suppress his overflowing anger and wave goodbye with his arms raised high.
"Yes! Definitely!"
"...Even if this girl dressed up as a magical girl, she'd still be more popular than us!"
"There's nothing I can do about it, since my main job is pimping, so it's normal for me to be popular..."
With an indifferent expression, Kitahara Iori looked at the team in front of her, which was at least three-quarters smaller than Yu's, and couldn't help but smile with a smug grin.
Moreover, low popularity isn't without its advantages. If this trend continues, their queue will be filled up quickly, and the chances of their true identity being exposed will be even smaller.
It's important to understand that the three of them are in a very precarious situation right now; it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say they're walking a tightrope in danger!
The smell of alcohol, especially the smell of eau de la vie, is not so easy to remove. The fact that they can now entertain customers is entirely due to perfume and breath freshener.
However, neither of them is a panacea. Anyone with a sensitive nose can clearly distinguish that the magical girl's body odor (pervert!) is mixed with a strange smell!
"Well, but there probably aren't that many guys who want close physical interaction."
"That's right, even though guys have lewd eyes, their hands and feet are so lewd that you wouldn't dare touch them, hahaha..."
In hushed tones, Kohei Imamura brushed his full head of blue hair, feeling that there was no major problem; he could easily handle this mere innocent virgin with one hand…
"If I'm going to strike up a conversation, I guess I should choose that girl over there, right?"
"No! The pink-haired one is too lively. She looks very experienced. We can't handle this kind of tough girl at all!"
"What nonsense!"
When his gaze fell upon several scumbags who looked utterly repulsive, Kohei Imamura's pupils instantly constricted and cold sweat poured down his back.
It's here! That eerie, unsettling feeling of being exposed is definitely there!
He should have realized that those scumbags would never let go of such an opportunity to meet a magical girl face-to-face! If they got close to him, the consequences would be unimaginable!
"Ha, you guys are such losers. Women with such high social status are more likely to be attracted to the charm of a young, handsome guy like me, aren't they?"
With a disdainful smile and a shake of his head, Nojima Gen placed his hand on his chest in frustration and said in a deep voice, "Maybe the voice actress will just take care of me because I'm young and handsome?"
"Huh?! Nojima, are you dreaming? It's this late and you're still sleeping? Are you trying to cosplay the new Sleeping Beauty?"
With veins bulging on his forehead forming a "well" shape, Shinichiro Yamamoto expressed his disdain for Nojima's bony frame.
Even if a voice actress wants to find a younger man, it's useless to bring home someone who can't lift a finger or carry anything heavy. It has to be his strong physique that can give the voice actress a strong sense of security.
Moreover, his abilities in every aspect are far superior to Nojima's; it's an absolute annihilation!