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"So wearing it like this is perfectly fine! This is my honest opinion!"
With an OK sign, Miyazawa Yu knew, of course, that the O-shaped apron was morally reprehensible, but the more so, the more he needed to do it!
In order to prevent his sister from becoming a lonely person in the future, he must show her his most sincere side and let her understand that even his older brother is not perfect!
This is what an elder brother should think...
"Put it on!"
"Hiss...but..."
When Aina, who showed no interest in him whatsoever, pressed her face against his, Miyazawa Yu's self-praising thoughts were instantly interrupted, but he still wanted to fight against the evil Aina with his strong will!
only……
I said put it on!
"Yes! I understand..."
No way! Mana without her highlights is terrifying. I feel like she's going to be obliterated by a girl who's turned ten times stronger after going dark!
Although reluctant, Miyazawa Yu obediently went back to her room and changed into her panties.
"Yu really loves freedom!"
"That is to say..."
"Senior too!"
With a blank expression, Yoshihara Aina peeked out from between Kotobuki Ryujiro and Tokita Shinji, and warned in a sinister tone, "The O-shaped apron is my bottom line! Absolutely not!"
"Yes!"
"understood."
"Honestly! You have to make people angry..."
Seeing Aina return to her seat in a huff, Miyazawa Yu struck a JOJO pose, distressed that his first plan had gone bankrupt as soon as it was conceived.
However, this move was incredibly effective at shattering people's worldviews. At least Miyazawa Rin almost fainted the moment she saw it, so she must keep up the good work!
As for the second move...
Taking out the classic dish from the older sister that she had just bought two days ago from her apron, Miyazawa Yu placed it under Iori and Kohei's plates while the dishes were being served!
As long as these two guys see that the notebook has been returned to them, their persona of liking to take notebooks and use them indiscriminately will be established without them even realizing it!
He walked back to the kitchen and carried the last two set meals in his hands, ready for anyone to ask whose notebook was used to line the plates!
however……
After all the plates were set out, there were no more mishaps on the table, only the occasional sound of the seniors chatting.
"???"
Looking at Iori and Kohei with a blank expression, Miyazawa Yu's small head was filled with big questions—this shouldn't be the case, these two should be able to see the size of the doujinshi at a glance!
Even the most oblivious person should have noticed long ago...
—Completely empty!
"Ugh?"
Seeing that the two scumbags' plates were empty, Miyazawa Yu instantly realized what was going on and looked at their chests. Sure enough, the hard outlines were nothing but doujinshi!
Using a notebook to test scum is like throwing a meat bun to a dog!
These two guys! They actually pocketed it all!!!
Chapter 221 Where's my pork chop? Have you seen my pork chop?
"Damn it, I misjudged..."
Not only did the plan fail, but Miyazawa Yu was also furious at losing the notebook.
But the magazine is definitely gone once it falls into the hands of scumbags! There's no doubt about that.
"Alright, we can eat now..."
"I won't be polite anymore—!"
After making a ruckus all day without even having lunch, as the routine pre-meal etiquette ended, everyone at the table simultaneously reached for the large pork chop on the plate.
There's no way around it; even though it's summer, when you're exhausted, meat and fat are definitely more appealing!
"Mmm! Delicious! It tastes surprisingly good even though it doesn't have much seasoning!"
One bite and the aroma is irresistible. The seasoned patty tastes more like a hamburger patty, but the high-temperature frying process locks the pork juices tightly into the crispy shell.
In addition, what made Kitahara Shiori even more thoughtful was that the pork cutlet was air-dried to the right temperature!
Even an impatient person who takes a bite will only taste the deliciousness of the meat juice, instead of burning their tongue and ruining their mood!
This person! Looking at You, who was gritting her teeth for some reason, a warning bell rang in her heart—this person was probably the culprit who had ruined her brother!
"Arigato, Shiori, I'm glad you like it~"
"Mmm! It's really delicious, Yuoni-chan!"
"Bridge Bean Sacks!"
Raising his hand to interrupt the inexplicable brotherly and sisterly affection, Kohei Imamura blankly tossed the half-eaten pork cutlet into his bowl.
Peel back the outermost crispy coating with chopsticks, and a delightful emerald green color immediately comes into view.
"What's for dinner tonight?"
"It's obviously fried pork cutlet!"
"I see……"
His eyelids had begun to twitch. Kohei Imamura slammed his chopsticks on the table with a snap, the bitter taste in his mouth completely igniting his emotions—
"You're kidding me! The color is completely wrong! And it tastes so bitter!"
"Hmm~ Is Kohei still at the level of judging food by its color?"
Shaking his head in embarrassment, Miyazawa Yu calmly explained in the face of Kohei's accusation, "Although it looks like a green pepper and tastes like a green pepper, it is definitely a pork chop!"
"No way! You're just taking revenge, aren't you? It looks like a green pepper and tastes like a green pepper, so that means it is a green pepper!"
"Kouhei! How could you think of me like that? How could I possibly take revenge just because I almost got killed?"
Waving his hand to signal Geng Ping to calm down and relax, Gong Ze You smiled powerfully, gave a thumbs up, and said proudly, "It should be considered settling a personal score!"
"what--"
The senior who took an even bigger bite had already lost consciousness from the bitterness, his mouth agape and saliva gushing out like a waterfall.
That's right! Apart from the girl and his own pork cutlet rice, all the other pork cutlet rice bowls on the table were actually green pepper rice bowls disguised as pork cutlet rice bowls!
He, Yu Miyazawa, always keeps his word. If he says tonight's meal will be a green pepper feast, he will absolutely not go back on his word!
"Ugh~ Here we go again, Yu and the others just won't stop."
"That is to say..."
Thankfully, her pork chop wasn't replaced with green peppers. Yoshihara Aina grinned helplessly, but thanked God for leaving Yu with the last bit of humanity.
Unsurprisingly, the battle between green peppers and pork chops is about to erupt into a fierce fight involving, but not limited to, forceful takeovers, strangulation, and even the secret technique of poking your stomach.
After a day of rest, Miyazawa Yu threatened to activate his backup hidden energy and perish together with the pork cutlets, then devoured them all without leaving a single one.
"Hmph... Ha, you two are still too green to try and steal from me!"
"Damn it, this guy eats way too fast, there's absolutely no chance!"
Both sides were severely injured. Kitahara Iori, panting heavily, finally gave up her last hope. After all, there was no point in punching out what was already in Yu's mouth.
But there were no side dishes, so even if he got dizzy from eating too much rice, he wouldn't be able to eat it all on its own.
unless……
His gaze swept over Chisa and Nanaka. If he were to beg for food from the former, he would probably be humiliated to the point of being despised. As for the latter... he would be killed by Yu!
So the only remaining targets are Ai Cai, who is protective of her food, and Yi Mo Duo, who is completely unsuspecting!
"Oh dear, Yu is so careless! How can you eat fried pork cutlet without barbecue sauce!"
Smiling, Kitahara Iori sat back down next to her younger sister and casually said, pretending not to care, "Shiori, could you go to the kitchen and get some barbecue sauce? It's the one in the red bottle!"
"Ah good……"
With all her energy focused on Rin, whose faith had crumbled and whose soul was spilling from her mouth, Kitahara Shiori was so preoccupied that she didn't notice Iori's obvious conspiracy.
The next second after she left her seat, under the stares of everyone at the table who thought she was a scumbag, Kitahara Iori swiftly snatched half of the pork cutlet from Koshino's bowl.
Then, he lifted the bowl, tilted his head back, and devoured the rice and pork chop together in no more than ten seconds!
When Xiao Shioru returned with the barbecue sauce, everything seemed as if nothing had happened.
However, as we all know, humans are beings with sight, and it is impossible for a teenage girl not to be able to count!
"Ara~"
Seeing that her pork chop was now more than half gone, Kitahara Shiori's veins bulged on her hands, and she almost crushed the barbecue sauce bottle with her hand.
Sending his sister away and then frantically stealing her side dishes—is this what it means to be an older brother like Onii-chan?
"How strange, where's my pork chop? Brother, have you seen where the pork chop in my bowl went?"
"No... hiccup! No!"
With her eyes darting around frantically, Kitahara Iori guiltily turned her head to the other side, trying to pretend that she knew nothing about the NPC.
"Oh? Is that so? Onii-chan, you were so careless!"
Gently pressing down on her brother's shoulder from behind, Kitahara Shiori lowered her head with a cold gaze and swept two oily breadcrumbs off the corner of his mouth.
To be honest, although she doesn't usually like greasy fried food, she quite liked today's special fried pork cutlet!
"Excuse me, what did Onii-chan eat to get the breadcrumbs stuck to his face?"
"Green, green bell pepper! That's right! It's a green bell pepper!"
"Green peppers? That's quite the glutton, Onii-chan~"
Koshino smiled and sat back down. Just as Iori breathed a sigh of relief, thinking the interrogation was over, his piece of fried green peppers was placed in front of him.
"But there's so much left, it would be such a waste not to eat it all!"
"Little Shiori, I'm full~"
"We can't waste food, Onii-chan!"
Only Iori himself knows how tangy and refreshing it is to take a bite of a green pepper the size of a pork chop. He ate until his eyes rolled back in his head before he finally finished the rest of the green pepper.
After the last bite of green pepper was chewed and swallowed, he was practically gone, his tongue sticking out long.
If it weren't for the lack of the scissor hand gesture, people would believe he was broken by a green pepper!
"Okay! How scary!"
"Koshino is angry..."
"That Iori guy actually stole a child's pork chop, that's really despicable."
Not a single person sympathized with the corpse Iori. In the end, Aina gave the pork cutlet to Kohei, and the two said goodbye after dinner, also taking the two seniors who had freeloaded with their meal with them.
As is customary, Miyazawa Yuu cleaned up the table with Nanaka after dinner, wiping the table and washing Iori's hair at the same time.
"Oh right! It seems like we haven't had time to tidy up Shiori and Rin's rooms yet!"
After finishing the cleaning of GrandBlue, Nanaka Kotegawa was preparing bath water for everyone when she suddenly realized that Shiori and Rin had arrived so suddenly that there was no room in the house that could be lived in!
"Hmm? It's okay, you can just stay in my room."
After hanging the apron back in its place, Miyazawa Yu turned to look at Nanaka, who had come to get a mop to tidy up the room. "Just prepare extra bedding, isn't that more convenient?"
“That Rin might not matter, but Shiori…”
"I would never sleep in the same room as you! Dream on!"
Finally, the body rose from the spot. Kitahara Iori cautiously hugged her younger sister, determined not to give the suspicious man, Miyazawa Yu, any chance to take advantage of her.
"Ah, Iori actually came back to life! I even prepared the trash bags..."
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