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Seeing this, Sakura looked around but couldn't find a first-aid kit. Seeing Yu barely alive, she could only try artificial respiration...
"OK! Card!"
A piece of cardboard was placed between the two, separating the restless Sakurako Busujima. Rin Miyazawa chewed a lollipop and nodded approvingly, saying, "As expected, Onii-chan's reaction is super interesting, Rin!"
"Yes~ It's all been recorded and uploaded to the account. The tension is so strong that not a single word needs to be cut!"
"Ouchi-chan!"
"what!"
A familiar voice came from behind her. Sakura Tokushima, stunned and bewildered by the failed artificial respiration, stiffly turned her head, her eyes meeting her own clear, foolish gaze with disdain.
“That’s terrible…”
She also bit into a lollipop and spat out the stick. Kyoko Busujima took a half step back, turned her head to the side, and said indignantly, "You actually wanted to take advantage of someone's vulnerability and attack a handsome older brother... you pervert!"
"Huh!!!"
A mouthful of blood spurted from her mouth onto Miyazawa Yu. Her little secret had been seen through and bluntly stated by her sister. Busujima Sakurako's face instantly turned red, and the light in her eyes disappeared as she slowly collapsed forward.
[Today's outcome... Miyazawa Yu and Busujima Sakurako were both defeated—(The End)]
"What the hell!"
With a sharp snap, he broke off the strange notice board that only appears in Tokyo. Despite his disability, Yu Miyazawa, with unwavering determination, ignored the rule of being eliminated in ten seconds and forced himself to stand up, his whole body emitting a sound of blood being locked in place.
"cold……"
Straightening his back, he turned to the side, his body shrouded in black mist, his eyes wide with imposing aura as he looked at his own man and asked in a deep voice, "What... what's going on?"
"Oh, you're angry..."
Reverting to her usual taciturn self, Miyazawa Rin calmly tousled her hair to conceal her pink highlights and said, "As expected, the 'gyaru' attack is still too easy to see through~ Everyone, please prepare Plan B!"
"Yes!"
"understand!"
As a band, their tacit understanding is self-evident. Although they had only discussed the plan in advance, the other two girls still pretended to be on the same page to save face.
As the three girls jumped in three different directions, Miyazawa Yu thought they were going to run away separately. He immediately assumed a sprinting stance, tensing his calf muscles, ready to show these three little girls what despair was!
However, before he could break the paving stones and begin his hunt, the three prey not only didn't run away but instead charged at him from three directions, raising their legs in a... sliding knee strike?
"Private Masseuse Onii-chan! Please forgive us!" x3
"???"
I don't know if it's just my imagination, but Miyazawa Yu felt this band was a bit too sleazy, but that's not the point! The point is, what if three beautiful girls slid down to his knees...?
"Ugh! What's going on?! A grown man bullying a girl?!"
"With so much muscle, it must be yakuza stuff! How can there be something like this in Tokyo..."
"Do you want to call the police?"
"What a bunch of bastards!!!"
When I was coughing up blood, no one came to check on me, but now that a pretty girl is sliding on her knees, the reaction is such a complete reversal!
With veins bulging on his forehead, Miyazawa Yu felt worried and indignant about the current situation in Japan, but unfortunately, all his protests were in vain!
In most cases, Japanese girls represent justice, and even those who disagree with this in private mostly want to play the good guy in public, so public opinion is completely one-sided!
"Rin, have you even considered this part?"
"Except for the fact that Onii-chan isn't wearing any clothes, everything is basically going according to plan!"
"Excellent! As expected of my masterpiece!"
Gritting his teeth, looking at his younger sister's unrepentant, speechless face, Miyazawa Yu really wanted to tear her face into an Indian roti right now to vent his anger!
However, even with the advantage of being siblings, doing this outside would probably get them sent to jail for pork chop rice!
Helpless, even though he was angry, he could only force a smile while in his battle-ready state of over 80% liberation, and said in the gentlest tone, "Alright, alright, get up~ I forgive you!"
"Did you think I'd be stupid enough to believe you, Onii-chan? Right now, my brother is probably thinking about getting a good spanking when we get home!"
With a slight lift of her head, Miyazawa Rin's large eyes, framed by false eyelashes, fluttered twice, a glint of wisdom flashing in her pupils—"So please swear you won't lay a hand on us! We'll get up then! Onii-chan doesn't want to be sent to the Metropolitan Police Department by a beautiful girl's dogezui, does he?"
"Who taught you all this... Okay, okay, I swear, I will never touch Xiao Lin or..."
"Lin Xuenai! I'm in my third year of junior high school! Nice to meet you!"
"Kyoko Busujima! Third year of junior high! Thank you for taking care of my older sister!"
"Uh-huh!"
He clutched his head in pain and sighed, which is why Miyazawa Yu said the internet is a terrible thing; look how mature middle school students have become these days.
Putting aside their cleverness, it's nothing short of a miracle that they could be so courteous while kneeling in obeisance.
In comparison, Iori and Izumi, who could only beg for forgiveness after bowing their heads, were like green recruits. They were perverted enough, but their shamelessness was simply not as good!
"I promise I won't lay a hand on Rin, Yukina, or Kyoko! Please don't embarrass yourself in public..."
"Rin! The plan is working!"
"yeah!"
"Please, at least don't be like your sister, talking to yourself in front of others!"
He picked up Sakura, who was cowering like a dead maggot and too ashamed to show her face, and Miyazawa Yu mercilessly smacked each of the three girls who stood up and clapped in celebration.
They didn't treat the small lesson as a breach of contract; the girls pretended to be in a lot of pain and pitifully covered their heads, which could be said to have given him plenty of face.
"Alright! We'll leave the rest aside. You three pack your things and come home with me!"
"Um...onii-chan, don't you have any questions for me?"
Covering her head, Miyazawa Rin frowned as she watched her older brother seemingly putting aside his rebellious nature, and was quite surprised.
After all, according to her budget, even if Onii-chan didn't use force, he should at least immediately and severely criticize them for their recklessness!
"No rush regarding this~"
With a warm smile on her face, Miyazawa Yu gently patted her younger sister's head, but her squinted eyes always gave the girls the feeling that squinty-eyed people were monsters!
But since he's already made a vow, Rin's brother shouldn't go back on his word in front of a child, right?
With this in mind, Kyoko Busujima and Yukina Hayashi exchanged a glance, packed their things, and followed closely behind Yu Miyazawa.
……
Half an hour later, the girls, who had insisted on wearing cumbersome performance costumes even in the sweltering summer heat, finally arrived at Yu's private villa before dying of heatstroke.
"Air conditioning! My life depends on air conditioning! It's all Xingzi's fault for wearing that performance outfit out; this stuff is so hard to wash!"
"I'm sorry~ This wasn't for filming a video..."
"Clap!"
They pounced on the sofa and started blaming each other. The next second, they heard the sound of the door being locked. Kyoko Busujima turned around in a daze and saw Rin looking like she was facing a formidable enemy.
In front of her was Miyazawa Yu, whose face was gloomy and whose eyes were half-open, revealing black and white inverted pupils.
The situation... doesn't seem too good.
"Um, Onii-chan?"
"Hmm? What's wrong, Apricot Jam?"
"Gulu!"
Swallowing back the saliva that was gushing out of her mouth with a nervous urge, Kyoko Busujima smiled and held up a finger to remind him, "Onii-chan, you shouldn't be going back on your word, right?"
"Hahaha—how could that be~"
Faced with the cute little girl's timid question, Miyazawa Yu tilted his head and burst into a hearty laugh.
Since he has already agreed not to use violence, he will absolutely not break the agreement. You should know that going back on your word is a major taboo in educating children!
However... he said at the time that he would never use violence, so it seems he didn't swear an oath for the inability of Poison Island to recover, right?
The malice in his eyes was almost tangible. He patted the swaying figure beside him as he stood up, his eyes flashing red, and casually said, "Don't give me face. I have some ointment for bruises and sprains at home. Please unleash the evil in your heart!"
"Whoa! It's that wicked executive who tempts us to fall! The corrupted sister is charging at us! Everyone, retreat!"
"Xingzi! If you can lie down and sleep tonight, I'll be your sister!"
"Ah~ turning evil really makes you ten points stronger!"
After taking an ice-cold Coke out of the refrigerator and glancing at the production date, Miyazawa Yu nestled on the sofa, took a couple of gulps, and a genuinely contented smile appeared on his face.
With the gentle breeze from the air conditioner in front of me and the various screams of the girls in my ears—"Don't lift me up and hit me!" "Don't grab me! Go grab them!"—the Ansai waist drum performance was truly exhilarating.
Indeed, rebellious girls should be dealt with by rebellious female college students. After all, even if I were to actually take action, I would probably be too restrained.
Chapter 256 Absolutely No Visiting the School!
"I...can't feel my butt anymore, my sister is so naughty!"
She struggled to crawl out of the inner room, her eyes red and swollen with tears. Of course, another part of her body was also red, though it wasn't visible on the surface.
Looking back now, it would have been better to just stand at attention and take the beating obediently at the exit. At least Miyazawa Yu was a boy, and there were people around watching, so the beating would be a little lighter.
Unlike now, my sister basically swings her arm all the way before she can bring herself to hit me, and the damage she suffers has increased exponentially!
"Xingzi! Be strong! If the band girls cry, the band might break up!"
"Ugh! Yukina, my life is so miserable! Waaaaaah!"
"Mmm~ Well said, Sakura's place is a bit noisy~"
While scrolling through his phone with his legs crossed, Miyazawa Yu didn't even spare a glance for the two girl band members who had come up to him to play the victim.
Ultimately, compared to the scumbags, Pab Club, apart from being at a disadvantage due to their gender, is far more sophisticated in their methods than Kyoko and Yukina. At least if it were Iori and the blond guy, they would know that to play the victim, they would at least have to hand over their panties to make it believable!
It's just a bunch of complaining; let it go in one ear and out the other, treat it as background music.
"Yes, I'll come and take care of it right away~"
"Hey! You two wicked men and women, you can't do this! I'm already seventeen years old, how can I suffer such humiliation!"
Seeing that her crying and pleading were futile and instead her sister was being dragged around like an executioner, Kyoko Busujima scrambled onto the sofa and clung to Yu Miyazawa, wailing wildly.
"Onii-chan, don't you have a heart? Poor Ichido is about to be beaten to death!"
"Sigh~ I don't dress like a gothic lolita and wear earrings."
"Fake! Fake! All fake!"
Her legs were being pulled backward by her older sister, and Kyoko Busujima hugged Yu Miyazawa's neck with one hand while frantically scratching her body with the other.
Within two seconds, her jewelry jingled and fell to the ground, including earrings held steady by clips, seven or eight oddly shaped street vendor rings, and black fake nails.
Two seconds later, a clean and refreshing pink-haired loli was freshly made. After removing the gothic aura, all of her parts were edible!
"Help, Onii-chan! My sister is really going to beat me so badly I'm sleeping on my stomach!"
Well, let's accept this situation for now.
With a snap of his fingers, he signaled Sakura to stop, and Miyazawa Yu lifted the little one up by placing his arms under Kyoko's armpits like he was holding a cat.
After confirming several times that there were no suspicious ornaments on her, he signed the pardon order with a wave of his hand, temporarily acknowledging the identity of this little girl!
Then...
"what!"
Terrified by the terrifying gazes of the two adults, a man and a woman, Lin Xuenai took a half-step back and quickly began unloading the goods, just like them.
After removing the metal chains from her clothes, the fake tongue stud, the inverted cross necklace around her neck, and the frighteningly long fake eyelashes, she even pulled out round-framed glasses from her backpack!
To be honest, when Miyazawa Yu and Busujima Sakurako put on those round-framed glasses that covered half their faces, their eyes even looked confused for a moment at the same time.
After all, the transformation of a flamboyant girl with a tongue piercing and keyboard into a country girl who clearly has excellent academic performance is too great and hard for people to accept seamlessly!
"Um... Onii-chan? Is this okay? Am I considered a younger sister now?"
"Please don't speak yet, my mind is a little muddled..."
"Well, that's just how Yukina is. Her everyday self is very different from how she is in front of her friends."
As she dried her dyed hair, Miyazawa Rin quietly teleported from the bathroom behind Lin Xuena and pulled out a smug smile with her hand.
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