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He could sense the anxiety of losing his little beast from Sakura's trembling body. Miyazawa Yu looked up at the sky in a silent headache as he faced the newborn girl, and then tried to guide and educate her from the beginning, just like a father.
Honestly, this kind of thing should have been left to Azusa-senpai, who has experience in getting Mana to open up, but given their antagonistic relationship, he had no choice but to take matters into his own hands.
"Join the Pab department! No one here will look down on you, and you can completely start a wonderful new life!"
"Really?"
Raising her teary eyes, Sakurako Busujima must have been crying her eyes out. She obediently pressed her fingerprint onto the obviously suspicious-looking, pre-prepared application for joining the club.
"Can someone like me really start over?"
"What do you think of Iori and Kohei, you know, the blue-haired and blond-haired guys who are always with me?"
"He's a complete scumbag!"
She blurted out the ruthless evaluation without thinking. After a moment of reaction, Sakurako Busujima immediately drew the scum inequality in her mind—Iori Kouhei Yuu himself!
In other words, if the first three can do very well, she probably won't be disliked either.
"Do you feel better?"
"...I'm sorry, I'll try to start over in the Pab department, please at least don't hate me because of what happened today!"
"Yoshi! Yoshi!"
Seeing that Busujima's emotions had stabilized, Miyazawa Yu's smiling and comforting demeanor instantly changed, and his gentle and warm fatherly image was torn apart like Iori's tattered underwear!
With a slight increase in pressure, Busujima instantly felt the gentle caress on his back turn into a clamp around his neck!
Startled, she turned her head and saw Miyazawa Yu grinning powerfully, his sharp teeth gleaming coldly in the moonlight as he pressed himself against her face.
"Gurgle...why, why?"
"Since he's a father, besides admonishing his daughter when she makes a mistake, he must also use appropriate corporal punishment to show the cruelty of fatherly love!"
After loosening his wrists, Miyazawa Yu raised his other hand without any hesitation, and under Busujima Sakurako's horrified gaze, he fiercely unleashed a blur of motion!
"Snapped!"
"ah!!!"
"Snapped!"
"I'm sorry! I was wrong! My butt! My butt will rot!"
"..."
Outside the door, the three little girls, their faces flushed, stood around the doorway, but none of them wanted to leave. After all, such a live stream that was comparable to ASMR was a rare sight!
Chapter 282 The Technique to Double Your Girlfriends!
"Boom!"
As the final drumbeats faded, the band, comprised of a burly man, a hot girl, a taciturn man, a muscular man, and a strikingly beautiful woman with glasses, stood up and bowed to the dimly lit livehouse below.
It turns out that even if the individual members of a band are exceptionally talented, a band that is cobbled together will still sound somewhat rigid and lack the chemistry and band feel that a real band possesses.
However, for Kyoko Busujima, the enthusiasm of the audience was enough! In any case, the live performance added a bit more meaning to her campus life.
……
"Damn it... what terrible bass playing? It's clearly because... it hurts!!!"
In the lounge, Sakurako Busujima gritted her teeth and cursed under her breath before throwing down her bass guitar and sitting on the sofa.
However, the moment her buttocks touched the sofa cushion, the needle-like pain made her already bad mood, which had been ruined by the audience's harsh words, even worse!
She glared fiercely at the instigator, Miyazawa Yu. If this bastard hadn't tricked her into joining the Pab cult a few days ago, and then immediately turned his back on her and launched a shameless sneak attack, she wouldn't be in this situation!
To be honest, the red marks on her butt haven't faded much even now, and she still has to sneak into the bathroom every night to apply safflower oil herself...
"It's clearly because Onee-chan's skills aren't up to par! Dangerous!"
Seeing that Bass was about to be in trouble, Kyoko Busujima's eyes flashed with the image of money flying away, and she lunged to catch it!
Unfortunately, her wrestling training had made her legs too weak. Although she didn't catch the object when she jumped with all her might, she still landed flat on the ground and became a human cushion for Beth.
With a bang, Miyazawa Yu had just entered the room when he saw Kyoko, with a huge bump on her head, appear in front of him, waving her bass and crying hysterically, as if she had suffered a great injustice.
"Brother Yu, I want to eat at an izakaya! I'll use the money from selling this bass guitar!!!"
"Huh? I've noticed that you're always either going here to eat or there to eat. When did you change your persona?"
Speechless, Miyazawa Yu pushed away the little girl who had jumped into his arms. Knowing that his muscular form wasn't suitable for entering the room, he changed his form by putting on a jacket.
If your clothes get dirty from the former's snot and tears, forget about going to an izakaya, you'd probably be mistaken for someone demanding protection money if you even went to Ginza!
"That's outrageous! If you're hungry, you should eat! What's wrong with that!"
"Yes, yes~ Good evening everyone, the performance was excellent! Except for the bass~"
"Hey! You're definitely trying to stir up trouble, aren't you!"
"No way!"
Holding a bottle of liquor, Hiroi Kikuri had become quite familiar with Busujima in the past two days, so her words were particularly sharp and cutting, making the latter so angry that the veins on his forehead bulged and he wanted to give her a thorough explanation!
However, just as the battle between the hot girl and the drunkard was about to begin, Kiku's eyes flashed with a light, and she seemingly casually patted Sakura's butt on the way.
"Snapped!"
After a playful, teasing exchange, the two girls, who must have been fifty together, passed each other. Hiroi Kikuri tapped her head with the mouth of a sake bottle, activating her drunken, adorable antics!
"They were just telling the truth, Sakura is so mean, she even tried to threaten them!"
"Ugh——!"
A tingling sensation surged from the bottom up into her brain, causing Sakurako Busujima's body to tremble, her pupils to dilate, and she was unable to rise again!
Kikuri Hiroi! WIN!!!
"Don't bully our new Pab member, Kikuri..."
The more familiar they became, the more Miyazawa Yu felt that Kikuri was definitely not as crazy and disorderly as she appeared when drunk; at least her combat intuition was incredibly accurate!
"So what are you doing here? It can't just be that you're interested in Sakura's butt, right?"
"Of course not, it was actually the store manager who said that everyone has worked very hard and asked if we, the bands we know well, should have a celebration party?"
"A victory celebration party? An izakaya? We're going!!!"
Saliva immediately spurted out. Kyoko Busujima's eyes lit up, and without the slightest hesitation, she accepted the invitation to the party as the team leader, seemingly very interested in getting a free meal.
Miyazawa Yu had no objection to this. Since it was a group party, it was best if someone was treating. It would be a good opportunity to have a drink with Azusa-senpai and also bring up the matter of Miyuki.
"I'm fine. Is anyone in a hurry?"
"No~" X6
"Alright! Shall we hurry up and go? Follow me~ Follow me!"
With great joy, they set off with the newlyweds. Hiroi Kikuri loves drinking with everyone! It's a pity that Hoshika and Momoka are often out of sync with her.
Having so many new drinking buddies is a huge boost to our happiness cycle!
With the idea of getting drunk to the end, she jogged and led Miyazawa Yu and the others to their usual izakaya, ignoring the manager and her own team members slamming two large two-liter bottles of sake onto the table.
"Please go ahead! Don't be shy, it's our home turf after all~"
"Kikuri, even if it's home turf, shouldn't it be mine?"
Although he was used to Hiroi Kikuri's carefree attitude, Yoshida Ginjiro still smiled and gave the guy a chop to the neck when he was being ignored like this as the store manager.
He dragged the irresponsible senior who was acting drunk and disorderly in front of the juniors behind him before bowing gently in greeting.
"I'm sorry, Kikuri, you've caused us trouble. Quickly apologize to the children! You're setting a bad example!"
“Private Marseille~”
Hiroi Kikuri kept tapping with two fingers, and surprisingly obedient, Miyazawa Yu was completely unfazed and even wanted to laugh. After all, he had long been used to being unreliable by the seniors in the Pab Club.
The only thing that puzzled him was the two bottles of liquid on the table with Mount Fuji painted on them. Was this really alcohol? Why had he never seen it before?
"Um, what's this?"
"Hmm...it seems to be traditional sake. We don't think we've ever had this kind of sake before!"
"Of course! Your Pab department has never touched anything with an alcohol content below 50%!"
"..."
Before they could exchange more than a few words, seeing the newcomers gathered around two bottles of sake, discussing and debating, Yoshida Ginjiro finally understood why they got along so well with Kikuri.
Shaking his head while pressing his brow, before the four members of the Pab department could reveal more bombshells, he dragged a few of them away without saying a word.
How can such a cute girl be with a drunkard? It's decided! From now on, we'll just stop serving food at the drinking tables, which will save the livehouse a lot of money!
"That's right! It's sake, because this izakaya doesn't serve spirits. But if you're used to drinking shochu, sake has a unique flavor!"
"Oh? Then I'll have a drink first!"
Kikuri's direct appeal made her want to drink it, and Hamaoka Azusa poured herself a glass and her eyes lit up immediately – it wasn't too spicy, and the mellow notes of sake were very friendly to women!
Although I still find strong liquor potent enough, it's quite refreshing to switch things up from time to time!
Especially since this type of low-alcohol beverage is less likely to cause drunkenness and embarrassment, it is perfect for drinking out!
"Yu, this is great! How about adding sake to the Pab Club's future beverage list?"
"That's absolutely impossible. With the current consumption of even the cheapest 'Water of Life' almost reaching the budget, buying more expensive sake would cause the seniors to dehydrate and die!"
Despite being pestered by Azusa-senpai's persistent requests, Miyazawa Yu, a member of the Pab club who clearly distinguishes between public and private matters, naturally rejected the other's whimsical and irresponsible suggestion with a deadpan expression, despite the sweet talk.
It's important to know that as a large club, the Pab Club's membership fees are consumed at an alarming rate because it's full of alcoholics!
The only consequence of introducing sake was that the seniors rebelled, then poured the water of life on themselves and happily played the game of lighting sky lanterns together.
"Well, that's true..."
After recalling Toshikazu and Tokita's drinking habits, Hamaoka Azusa reluctantly gave up on making things difficult for her young boyfriend, after all, she didn't want to experience the pain of widowhood in her early twenties.
Thank you for your understanding.
Grabbing the sake bottle directly, Miyazawa Yu was very grateful that although Azusa-senpai was a little devil, their marital bond could at least offset some of her teasing.
He glanced at the sake and saw that it had an alcohol content of just over 20%. Thinking that he should rinse his mouth with something with a low alcohol content after the game, he tilted his head back and gulped down half a bottle to whet his appetite.
however……
"Thumbs up! Hiss... Wait a minute? This tastes weird?!"
Halfway through the drink, the sweet and spicy taste surged up his brain from his throat. Miyazawa Yu frowned, realizing that things were not so simple, and quickly pulled the bottle out of his mouth.
"Hmm, what's wrong? Doesn't Yu usually drink medical alcohol?"
"Don't slander me!"
Under Kiku's curious gaze, Miyazawa Yu, with sake in his mouth, broke out in a cold sweat. But even though he knew there was something wrong with the sake, he couldn't just turn it back, or the reputation of the Pab Club would be tarnished!
Despite his growing confusion, he forced himself to close his eyes and swallow the last mouthful of sake.
However, when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that he actually had four girlfriends. How wonderful!
Chapter 283 The Long-Awaited Hangover and Pochi!
"Kidney deficiency sometimes occurs after excessive drinking... lower back and leg pain, lethargy, as if the body has been hollowed out..."
"Is your kidney function overtaxed? Use XX brand kidney tonic tablets! Replenish your overtaxed kidneys!"
Before him flowed a river of oolong tea. Miyazawa Yuu lay comfortably surrounded by Nana Hana and Azusa, holding the ice cup of the Water of Life like a king of this world!
But beautiful dreams are always fleeting. Just as he was becoming so engrossed in them that he couldn't pull himself away, the familiar voice rang in his ears again.
If it were six months ago, the boy might have been confused, but now he instantly understood what had happened. It was nothing more than the same old story of getting drunk and making a fool of himself, something he was already very familiar with.
However, with Azusa-senpai and Nanaka-nee-san backing them up, they probably won't let themselves be left to rot in the wilderness...
After being poked twice in the face with a wooden stick, Miyazawa Yu realized something was wrong. Despite the headache, he forced his eyelids open and found that he didn't even need to look up to see blue sky and white clouds. It seemed he had once again been left to rot in the wilderness...
"Ugh... my head, my head hurts so much... Yu?"
"Yes."
"water……"
"what?"
Looking at the unreliable purple-haired guy with completely lifeless eyes, Miyazawa Yu just wanted to yell at his two girlfriends to give back their trust. He didn't have the strength to lift a finger!
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