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Chapter 296 "Kouhei"! Take it off!
As expected, when Miyazawa Yu peeked out from behind the pile of clutter, he saw that the parrot-like creature that was mimicking speech and barking wildly was indeed Kohei, that scoundrel.
This is really strange. He should be the one who offended his mother-in-law and was exiled to Ningguta. Why is he running here instead of following the diving team?
and……
"Hey buddy, when did you dye your hair? Have you finally realized that the era of blonde hair being the answer is over?"
"Hello, sorry to bother you..."
"Hello?"
The bastard in front of him turned his head and looked at him. His eyes were sincere and his tone even carried a hint of fear. It was the first time that Miyazawa Yu had heard Kohei use honorifics with him. He immediately frowned and walked quickly toward the other man.
With a scream, he covered Kohei's head with his large hand, and placed his other hand on his own head for two seconds.
"Hiss... You don't have a fever. What's going on? You got criticized by Aina for dyeing your hair. Is it really worth coming here to complain about such a small thing?"
"No...no, I, you, underwear!"
From a distance, it didn't seem like much, but as the unfamiliar, burly man approached, Chi Yueyong's pupils dilated slightly, realizing just how strong this guy really was.
Leaving aside his bulging muscles, his unabashedly assertive presence alone was enough to make him ashamed!
Yes, I did wish someone with abnormal behavior patterns would appear in front of me, but that doesn't include a psychopath who seems like a strongman who would leave me powerless to resist!
"Pants? In this heat, of course you should just take them off, or you'll die of heatstroke! But you..."
Squinting and bending slightly, Miyazawa Yu pressed his face close to Kohei's, forcing him to look him in the eye, and discovered that his fear was not feigned!
How could that be? Kohei is definitely not the type to panic at the sight of a man's genitals, unless...
"Could it be that, Kohei, Mana disliked you? Maybe because of your size or something!"
Yes! He was absolutely certain of this fear; the mix of terror and inferiority was exactly the reaction of someone whose capital was being looked down upon, only to see a large, well-established foundation.
Could it be that this guy attacked Aina? In just two hours, he actually did something so beastly! No wonder he was sent here!
"Well~ you know, everyday life isn't a visual novel. Even if you reach a certain level of affection, you still have to wait for the story to unfold. It's really awful to just start a relationship so casually!"
"Ugh?"
Completely unable to understand what the O-man in front of him was saying, Ikegoshi Yuichi just wanted to get away from him as soon as possible, but as he said before, if this guy were to spread what happened earlier, he would be in big trouble!
Japan is very intolerant of entertainers; if someone is considered to lack character, their idol career may be over!
"Waaah...that's right, it's all my fault, I'll definitely correct it next time!"
A bead of cold sweat slid down his forehead. Thinking of this, he could only hope to keep the other party calm.
Anyway, this burly man seems to be treating himself as someone else now. Since that's the case, don't blame him for impersonating someone else in order to avoid damaging his reputation!
and……
Looking at the guy with the very natural O-body, he could smell the aura of someone who would definitely become a hit on variety shows. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to learn about O-body techniques as well?
"Um, what should I do now?"
"Of course you should help me with the work! If we can't sort everything out before dark, my mother-in-law will be angry!"
Having confirmed that the guy in front of him was indeed Kohei, Miyazawa Yu gave the pretentious bastard two middle fingers with a contemptuous expression, telling him to quickly reflect on the price of playing dumb!
I can finish the warehouse work myself right now, but I have to keep working until it's completely dark!
Given that he had offended his mother-in-law, it was uncertain whether she would stay at the shop and wait for him to come home from get off work. Right now, their top priority was to get to work! To work without regard to the cost!
……
"What's going on? Hasn't Chi Yue returned yet?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Chi Yue just said he wanted to be alone for a while, so I don't know where he went!"
On the beach set, the director sat behind the camera waiting and waiting, but the lead actor never showed up. Instead, he was met with the arrogant reply that the lead actor didn't know where he was, which infuriated him.
It's worth noting that the entire crew made extensive preparations for Chi Yue's new persona, all to highlight the requirements of a professional diver!
The show is officially recording tomorrow, and we only have today to film "behind-the-scenes footage." Is this guy crazy or what? Why is he disappearing at this time?!
"Um, Director, please calm down. The makeup team just said they saw Mr. Chi Yue heading towards the warehouse cabin alone!"
"A warehouse cabin?"
After a brief pause, the director realized that he had indeed assigned the manual labor in the warehouse to Ms. Sayawa's "son-in-law" at her request.
These days, Japanese parents are really demanding. It's too much to put such heavy physical labor on their children, even college students!
Fortunately, the boy named You was tall and strong, as if he had grown up eating fertilizer, so he was able to reluctantly let him work alone in the cabin.
"I see, so no one reported it because the staff were withdrawn..."
"Director, should we go and bring them back?"
"Of course we have to go! Otherwise, how can we start filming without the main actors! Also, bring the cameras. The behind-the-scenes footage needs to be realistic and dynamic, otherwise the audience won't accept it."
As he lifted his buttocks from the beach chair, the director waved to a few trusted cameramen to follow him, hoping to capture some truly exciting footage.
Meanwhile, inside the warehouse, because the holes in the wooden roof were only covered with plastic sheeting, the warehouse was not only stuffy but also unbearably hot in some places!
Carrying bundles of timber, Ikegami Yuichi had the same question as Miyazawa Yu: Was the shop owner keeping these timbers to make beads and sell as souvenirs? Couldn't she just throw them away?
Although he has never been pampered, this level of work intensity is still too much for him!
"Hey, Kohei! Are you alright?"
"Phew... I feel like I'm going to die, Yu, can you still hold on?"
Although it only took two or three minutes to pass, Ikegoshi Yuichi was, after all, an idol, and quickly adapted to his current identity, responding without a moment's pause.
"Of course, no problem. Are you out of your mind? Of course you'll feel hot wearing clothes in this bright sun!"
Carrying a pitcher of beer, Miyazawa Yu rushed back from outside and looked at Kohei, who was still wrapped in a coat, with utter disgust.
Honestly, he's usually so relaxed when there are lots of people around, so why would he be afraid of forcing someone when they're alone? He and that scumbag Iori are two completely different kinds of people!
"Alright! Stop arguing and take it off now!"
"Wait a minute! Ah..."
Without any room for resistance, before Chi Yueyong could even utter a word of refusal, You simply reached out and wiped his clothes away, and he immediately discovered that all his clothes had vanished!
But just as she was screaming halfway through, a sea breeze blew in, and as her capital flew with the wind, her sweat evaporated in the rapidly flowing air.
The armpits and other heavily covered areas were instantly covered by a cool sensation, and a feeling of freedom that felt like ascending to heaven rushed straight to the brainstem from the eight extraordinary meridians.
"Ah~! That feels so good!"
"How disgusting, please stop making girlish voices, okay? It's been like this since just now..."
Shocked by Kohei's disgusting smile, Miyazawa Yu shivered and shoved the beer bottle he had just bought into the mouth of that still-growing, lewd mouth.
"Thump thump thump~ Ha! Heaven!"
After a few sips of beer, Chi Yueyong, who had always been against drinking, was so happy that his eyes were swollen and his unpleasantness at being forcibly conscripted vanished instantly!
"Well~ I forgive you, you jerk. You've almost finished tidying up the mess, right? I'll head back now!"
"Wait a minute! Iori and the others are going diving and will be there for ages. Going back now won't help! Help my mother-in-law tidy up the house; labor costs here aren't cheap!"
"Oh, that's very filial!"
……
"This is it. By the way, this warehouse is a bit too remote. Where is Chi Yue?"
"Uh... Director..."
Not far from the warehouse, after crossing the green belt, the director finally led the group to a spot not far from the wooden house. However, upon hearing his question, the young man leading the way at the front looked somewhat embarrassed.
Looking back at the direction of the cabin again, the crew member found it hard to describe what he saw.
"Director, can our crew get our eye drops reimbursed through workers' compensation?"
"Huh? What are you talking about? Of course not!"
Completely oblivious to the crew member's subtle hint, the director pushed aside the person blocking his way and looked into the distance, where he saw two shimmering white mounds on the dimly lit beach.
"Fuck!"
A sound of something corroding in the eyes came from behind him, and he quickly lowered his head and muttered a change of heart, "Actually, I think eye drops should be covered under work-related injuries. Yamamoto, you should go and get it reimbursed!"
"Director..."
As a top professional, the videographer was quite startled by the O-man in the sunset, but he quickly set up his camera and recorded the scene while asking his boss for permission.
"Shouldn't we find someone to remind Chi Yue that this isn't working?"
"……Do not!"
Rubbing his temples, the director slowly raised his head after processing the signals from his retina, his weathered eyes revealing two beams of wisdom—
"Although it's bizarre, it can be used with some mosaic, and while the character design is strange, it's at least much better than Chi Yue's simple handsome guy character design! It might become popular, but if that's all..."
His deep gaze swept over the two O-type men below, and he muttered to himself, "Not enough, not weird enough! Not unique enough!"
"I understand, it's like the O-body wilderness survival in America, right?"
"That's right, but the impact of drinking alcohol with an O-type body is too weak. If it wants to become a huge hit, we need something more potent!"
"Wait, director! They've moved!"
Chapter 297: The Omega-Style Tough Guy Otaku Persona!
"Ladder, nails, and planks, OK, all set, let's get started!"
"Yeah, yeah, so I understand the logic, but why am I the one fixing the roof? I've never done this kind of work before!"
"Nonsense! You think I've ever done that before?"
GrandBlue consists entirely of concrete warehouses, lacking the authentic wooden architecture found here, and Miyazawa Yu has certainly never done any carpentry work.
But guys are naturally good at these things, and it's just a shabby wooden hut that can keep out the rain, so what more do you want? It's not like it's for people to live in!
"Enough with the nonsense, let me tell you, you've already had your beer, now you need to get to work! Understand?!"
"You bastard……"
Looking down, Ike Yuichi almost ground all his teeth to powder. The worst part was that no one had mentioned it was a paid service before they started drinking!
Besides, it's just money; I already have some...
"Oh, right, if you're asking for your money back, you can't. I just want the beer you drank earlier."
"Go to hell! A guy like you should be cosplaying as a speed bump on the national highway!"
Covering the upper section of the escalator, before he could even speak, his escape route was blocked. Chi Yueyong had no choice but to grit his teeth and climb onto the roof toward the hole.
Under the wooden house, he spread his hands and sighed. If he could, Miyazawa Yu didn't really want to trick Kohei. After all, it was just doing something for his mother-in-law, so he could have just done it as a favor.
However, because he was dragged away in such a hurry, all he has now is his wetsuit. He would either have to wait for the update or go back to the store to get his jacket, but that would take too much time.
Given my current weight, a solo fight against a dilapidated roof would probably be more of a reconstruction than a roof repair!
"Hiss... I remember that Ikezaki guy is afraid of heights, isn't he?"
The professional crew's cameras in the bushes were so advanced that even from a great distance, the director could still see every detail of the actor Chi Yue on the screen.
"Could it be because of drinking? Moderate drinking does seem to help overcome some fears."
"Is that so? They're repairing the roof, right? Give me close-up shots of the muscles and hands, another set focus on the expressions! And a third set, give me more natural shots of the O-shaped man!"
"understand!"
……
"Damn it... I've arrived. Hurry up and bring the stuff up!"
"Got it~"
Through the hole in the roof, one could see the display inside. The towering shelves, almost within reach, greatly reduced Chi Yueyong's growing fear of heights.
As he turned around and called for help from above, Miyazawa Yu nodded, picked up the wooden plank used for repairs, locked onto the direction of the sound, and threw it out.
Seeing the wooden plank flying towards him and smashing into him, Ikegoshi Yuichi was still shocked, but he had become somewhat accustomed to Yu's unusual behavior.
Calmly, he pulled a hammer from his waist, and with an iron nail in his mouth, he began to repair the roof according to his own ideas, even though all the patches he made were ugly.
"...Time to get to work, my eyes!"
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