The Azure Sea is not a warrior with ripped clothes.

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After exchanging a glance, Shinichiro Yamamoto and Gen Nojima's eyes instantly hardened, and they began to act arrogantly, pretending not to be intimidated at all.

Of course, if you ignore their constantly trembling legs, these words do have a certain degree of credibility.

"Hmph! What do you think of our plan?"

With a slightly smug tone, she crept up from behind and pressed the dagger against Miyazawa Yu's lower back. Oshima Keiko exerted a strong force, and the tip of the knife immediately retracted into the hilt upon touching the muscle.

"The selling point of this 'summer cool scare' is Lan Na's figure after her long dress gets soaked and the young couple's startled reaction!"

"Huh?! Because you're getting smug, your attitude towards me has also improved?"

Clearly sensing the change in Keiko's attitude, Miyazawa Yu clasped his hands together and silently apologized to Azusa-senpai in his heart.

Placing Huizi in the same category as the former is simply lowering the average score for this segment!

In contrast, the latter is not only purer, but its love, hate and grudges are also surprisingly easy to understand. She looks like a sunny and cheerful big girl!

"No! No way!"

Feeling slighted by the glare, Keiko Oshima desperately wanted Ran to praise her, but not wanting to make a fool of herself and lose favor, she could only hint again, "Even Yu-sensei was scared, which just proves the plan is successful!"

"...Although I really want to say that there was a reason for it, I can't deny that I was frightened."

Nodding truthfully, Miyazawa Yu did not deny that he was frightened.

However, seeing Rana bickering with Aina, he still kindly reminded her, "But this project requires a lot of cooperation, it's hard to produce good program effects, right?"

"It's okay, it will definitely work!!!"

Clenching her fist tightly, as an agent and part-time director, Keiko Oshima could almost see Ms. Ran admiring her successful project from the bottom of her heart.

Then she even abandoned that jerk, Teacher Yu, and pounced on him to hug him!

"hey-hey!"

A smug smile gradually crept onto his face~ But according to Murphy's Law, something unexpected is definitely going to happen next!

Chapter 318: When scum gathers, even more scum will appear!

"Miss...excuse me, could I borrow your bath towel? I'm so cold...so cold!"

Because it's a traditional Japanese prank show, the filming crew still used a combination of secret filming and cameras mounted on the chest for the tailing.

With everything prepared, Takahashi Ran, very professionally, quickly found two girls playing alone in the shallow water area by swaying through the crowd, and followed them to a secluded place before starting her prank!

"Huh? You can get a towel over there... Wait, blood?!"

"ah…"

Turning their heads at the same time, the two girls were indeed startled when they first saw Takahashi Rana, but their screams quickly subsided after only two beats and before they reached their peak.

Staring intently into the female ghost's eyes, the girl holding the camera hesitated for two seconds, then tapped her cheek and exclaimed in realization, "Ah! I remember now! Aren't you Miss Lan?"

"Ugh?"

Now it was Takahashi Ai's turn to be dumbfounded, but since the fans had recognized her, she definitely couldn't continue acting anyway. However, filming a clip of her being recognized by the fans wouldn't be bad!

Thinking this, she playfully tore open the blood pack, spitting out blood, and said, "I was actually discovered. What an inauspicious start. Little sister, are you a fan of your big sister?"

"Perfect!!!"

On the other side of the camera crew, watching the footage on the screen, Keiko Oshima clenched her fist and seemed even more excited that Ran had saved the day.

This is the power of a dedicated fan: even if they're not by their idol's side, they'll still use the most exaggerated physical gestures to show their love, even if they're just admiring themselves from afar!

However, this behavior is seen by others as...

"Director, how long has Huizi been like this? Haven't you taken her to the hospital to have her head checked?"

"There's nothing we can do, Ms. Yu. Keiko joined the agency because of Chef Ran, and she's been like this for a long time."

"So this is ah……"

Squatting on the bench with the director, Miyazawa Yu watched speechlessly as the crazy woman who had taken his spot as the director's new friend, waving her script around, closed her eyes and sighed.

"You guys have it tough too!"

"I'm already very happy that you said that, Ms. Yu. But Keiko's planning ability is indeed excellent. I feel at ease entrusting the organizational work to her, given her formal training."

Despite not having formal training, the veteran director showed no bias towards Yu Miyazawa, a rising star whose fame had only recently emerged, and only respected her talent.

The fact that he was able to help the unremarkable Chi Yueqi launch a successful project is something that can be boasted about in the industry. Even if it was just good luck, there are still some planners in the industry who have started their businesses by sheer luck.

It's just that people usually call them geniuses, because they are born with the ability to do this job just by feeling!

"I'm sorry, it was Lan Nana who invited everyone here, but I'm making you all watch the screen."

"It's okay, because I can guarantee it!"

With a blank expression, Miyazawa Yu stared at two familiar faces on the screen alongside all the scumbag boys behind him, and said pitifully, "Because you'll be in trouble soon!"

"That's absolutely right!"

"A girl who can fall for Kohei is either blind in the eyes or completely blind in the heart; she's not that easy to deal with."

With dark expressions, Chisa and Mana nodded repeatedly in agreement. They might not recognize the girl on the screen, but Shinichiro Yamamoto and Gen Nojima certainly didn't have bad memories!

The two girls right now, who else could they be but the girls Kohei hooked up with just a few minutes ago!

How could this be! It's truly a case of enemies meeting on a narrow road. Is it not enough to have hurt them already, do they have to do it again?

"no!"

Sure enough, on the other end of the monitor, the girl holding the camera tilted her head, looking puzzled, and asked, "Why would you say that?"

"But you can recognize me..."

"Ah~ Actually, we're fans of Mr. Chi Yue, the 'Free Bird Man'! We got to know you because we watched Dolphin's promotional variety show!"

"Ugh?"

Her excited movements froze, Keiko Oshima stared blankly at the screen, and then slammed the proposal onto the table with a loud thud.

"What the hell! These two kids are just too unlovable!"

"What did I say again..."

With his legs crossed and an expression of no surprise on his face, Miyazawa Yu had long ago said that projects must be enforced, otherwise things can easily go against expectations.

Now it's not just during the day, but the key is that although Miss Lan's makeup is scary, her face is too easy to recognize. Without an ambush, it's hard to create the kind of program effect where couples protect each other or flee in the face of disaster.

"Tch, this is just the first one, it's not over yet! Lanna, activate the second ambush plan!"

"clear."

After letting the two brats go, Takahashi Ran watched their departing figures, feeling nothing but disappointment at how seriously her popularity had declined.

However, the program was still being recorded. Listening to the sounds coming from her earphones, she mustered her spirits, nodded, and crawled into the bushes along the pool walkway to peek out.

Fortunately, she didn't have to wait long before new prey arrived, though this time it seemed like there were quite a few!

"Come on, don't be shy, I'll take you to a luxury hotel tonight!" (in English)

"Help, help me..."

With only a high school education and unable to understand English, Takahashi Ran simply waited for the right moment to peek halfway out from the bushes and grab a pair of... Dr. Martens boots?

"???"

Although she couldn't understand why anyone would wear such a thing at a water park, she still struggled to display her blood-soaked breasts and the scissors clamped in her crotch, following the procedure.

This move is called "The Dying Man in the Bushes," which combines suddenness and horror, vividly portraying the thrill of discovering a still-breathing body at a crime scene!

"Oh, what a slender Japanese girl! I love her legs!" (in English)

"This must be what they call a prank! I absolutely love those awful Japanese variety shows, where's the camera? (in English)"

However, this move can only be described as choosing the wrong target. As experienced and fierce women from a country where guns are not prohibited, the two red-haired women were so excited by the sudden cry for help that their faces turned red!

After letting go of the male companion they had finally found, they helped Takahashi Ran up and, ignoring the blood, began searching for the camera, clearly very happy to appear on camera.

Furthermore, the fact that the two sisters could do something like only ordering Yu suggests that their sexual orientations are highly similar to Hamaoka Azusa's, so their hands aren't exactly clean...

"ah!"

Feeling his butt get pinched hard, and startled by the open-minded foreign woman, Takahashi Ran was so frightened that she blushed and ran away as fast as she could, even dropping the scissors!

"...Plan C! Use Plan C!"

Seeing everything clearly through the camera, Keiko Oshima slammed her fist on the table, unwilling to give up, and continued to try to change her prank. However, this was as if she had opened Pandora's box!

For the next half hour, sounds could be heard continuously coming from the lounge—

"Why?! I have a plan!"

"Listen to me, Plan E will definitely succeed!"

"...I just had an idea, Lan, why don't you give it a try..."

……

"It shouldn't be!"

Her pupils dilated, and Keiko Oshima stared at the monitor, her mouth dry. Even drinking water couldn't relieve the dryness, until a hand grabbed her wrist, which she was still groping around.

"That's enough. If you drink any more, I'm afraid you'll collapse here before Lan Na..."

Miyazawa Yu gently pushed aside five or six mineral water bottles on the ground with his foot, signaling Oshima Keiko to calm down first, otherwise drinking more water would be useless!

And this is a one-liter bottle of water; drinking so much of it really doesn't make you afraid of water intoxication.

"But the show... I used the most classic techniques, how could it have no effect at all!"

Taking a deep breath, Keiko Oshima placed one hand on her forehead and reopened her eyes, finally managing to calm her pounding heart.

Although it's unpleasant to be comforted by the enemy, now is not the time to think about that. She must come up with a more novel and entertaining prank immediately!

"Well, maybe it's because these guys are here that they've attracted even more weirdos?"

He pointed his thumb at the scum behind him, a gesture that Miyazawa Yu had accumulated through his long-term experience in the Pab Club.

Whenever there's one more person in the scumbag group, the world around him becomes even more filled with the aura of scumbags. He calls it the law of merging like terms of scumbags!

"Huh? How is this possible..."

"So, will Keiko-chan continue? This show is very important to Ranna, right? We should definitely brainstorm together the best solutions."

He casually dragged a chair over and sat in front of the monitor. Although he was asking for opinions, Miyazawa Yu had already started doing things on his own.

Fortunately, he had learned a little about film set management during his long high school years, so he felt no pressure taking over a well-coordinated filming crew.

As for the project proposal...

His gaze swept over the screen where the fixed camera was positioned. As a scumbag, "bullying the weak" was his forte!

"Kohei! Aina! Ready to depart! Yamamoto Nojima, stand by!"

"OK! Leave it to us!"

Chapter 319 A Terrifying Counter-Prank from Everyone!

"Lanna, can you hear me?"

"No problem, I can hear you, Keiko. Are you changing your advertising location?"

Sitting alone by the pool to rest, Takahashi Aina waited for more than ten minutes before Keiko finally spoke again, her tense expression instantly turning into a relaxed smile.

I'm so useless that I can't produce any good results on the show. I hope I haven't affected Keiko's mood. If I anger such a responsible manager and she leaves, she'll be crying.

"Hmm... it's almost time. Let's start filming the restaurant food scenes and take a break."

Her tone was reluctant, but looking at Ran's gentle smile on the other end of the monitor, Keiko Oshima wished she could slap herself hard for cooperating with that scumbag.

However, with Yu Miyazawa watching closely from the sidelines, she could only go against her conscience and point out a terrifying path to Rana.

"That'll be fine?"

"OK! Leave the rest to us!"

Looking intently at the cameraman's lens, Miyazawa Yu connected to the new staff member Iori's intercom and asked, "How's it going, Iori? Are you in position?"

"No problem at all, but is it really okay for Miss Ran to drink this kind of thing?"

"Don't worry, I've already spoken with the organizers and they've added a drink to her meal. That'll make sure she doesn't gulp down the weird food!"

The monitor's view shifted to Iori's side. Seeing the camera crew and Takahashi Rana rushing over, he straightened his uncomfortable hair ornament and slowly pushed the food cart out of the kitchen.

"We've had a long morning, and today the organizers are providing our lunch! I can't wait to see what delicious food they'll have!"