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Manbo Majili~~~

"No, what the hell are you singing?!"

To some extent, Wendy's musical talent is indeed quite remarkable. She can sing the music of such a genius so perfectly that all she needs is her personal laughter to be a 100% replica.

But anyone who can sing this divine music is also a divine being.

Although we are still some distance from God, we are already very far from humanity.

Even Yuuka, who was perched on top of Hakuhiro's head, ready to appreciate the art of this other world, was stunned and awestruck by the divine music of this other world.

Wendy thought Bai Xun was making a big fuss over nothing.

"Kimi Says, you don't know such a famous song?"

I can also sing "I Am Milk Dragon" and "Rolling Thunder".

"No way, you sing this kind of song every day? Are you even human?"

Hearing Bai Xun's question, Wendy felt even more confused, but she still nodded immediately in response.

"Yes, I'm a poet."

"..."

What could Bai Xun say to this? He could only pat Wendy on the shoulder with a look of approval.

"You are indeed a poet. How about this, the organization has decided to appoint you as a poet in the Destiny Part-time Department, or Part-time Department Poet for short. What do you think?"

"Is it really okay?"

Wendy's eyes widened immediately, and she turned to look at the moonlight.

Under Bai Xun's prompting gaze, Yuexia nodded and repeated,

"That's right, you'll be a part-time poet from now on."

"Great!"

Wendy was overjoyed to have received the "Archbishop's" endorsement. She waved goodbye to Bai Xun and the other person with a satisfied grin, adding a final remark...

"Archbishop, don't worry, I will absolutely not tell Miss Mei about this!"

..........................

The EW skin is truly a dynasty skin, making me, who only managed to pull the ink-wash style skin through the pity system, look like a clown.

Oh, so my four consecutive red skins were all guaranteed to be the pity pulls? Oh well, never mind o(╥﹏╥)o

Volume 1: Asking for Leave

My boss forced me to be a drinking companion, Xiaomeng. I'd never drunk alcohol in college, but he made me drink so much baijiu (Chinese liquor) that I threw up. Now I'm dizzy and can't drink anymore, so I need to take a sick day.

Volume 1: Chapter 152 Kallen: I Want to Resurrect Otto by Climbing the Tree / A Battle of Wits Between Kiana and A-Quan 4k

St. Freya's College, the Dean's Office.

"Dean, you still have a lot of work to finish, you can't rest now~"

On her desk, the yellow Houmu doll started its timed alarm, instantly waking Karen, who was feeling drowsy from working so hard for so long.

So much work!

With a helpless sigh, Karen slumped dejectedly onto her desk.

"If Judas were here, we could have left all the work to him."

The idea was good, and Judah was indeed Kallen's exclusive weapon in the past. However, Kallen also knew that Theresa needed Judah to suppress the Honkai super-mutant factor in her body, so she tacitly agreed to let Theresa keep Judah.

Moreover, now that Karen has stepped down to the second line and become the dean of St. Freya Academy, she no longer needs high-intensity battles or Judah's combat power boost.

But if Kallen had to choose, she would rather go to the front lines and fight against Emperor-class Honkai Beasts than deal with these mountains of official duties every day.

She was just a physical education student at a medieval theological seminary five hundred years ago. No matter how much tutoring she received, her current academic level was only comparable to that of a junior high school student.

The issues at St. Freya Academy alone were enough to give her a headache, and Theresa would send her a bunch of important matters of destiny every day seeking her opinion and making decisions, or even simply handing them over to her to handle.

Out of respect for her elders and a desire to atone for Otto's sins, Karen could not refuse Theresa's request for help.

After all, Theresa is just a "child". She must be confused about suddenly becoming the Archbishop of Destiny for the greater good. I must help her.

There's just too much official business...

How did Otto manage to get through all these years?

If she kept working overtime like this, Karen even felt that she would be unable to resist rushing up the tree to resurrect Otto to help her with the work.

"Stop overthinking, Karen, it's time to get back to work."

Karen patted her cheeks and clenched her little fists to encourage herself.

But just as she had finally mustered the energy to get back to work, a message suddenly popped up on her laptop screen.

[Dean, a student spotted Archbishop Theresa on a date with a pretty boy at the Houmu Amusement Park.]

"Um?

Um!"

Karen's beautiful eyes widened instantly, her fists clenched, and her face flushed red.

It's good that Theresa is pursuing her own happiness. Although she looks young, she's actually not that young anymore, and it's a good thing that she can find a partner.

but!

but!

They dumped a ton of work on her and made her work overtime like crazy, and then turned around and went on a date with her boyfriend at the amusement park. That's just too much!

Karen was furious beyond measure!

No, Theresa needs to be taught a lesson... No, no, Karen, how could you have such a bad idea?

You are Theresa's elder, so you should care for and cherish her more.

"Yes, I didn't go there to confront them."

I was just helping Theresa, as an elder, to keep an eye on her young boyfriend!

With a kind smile on her face, Karen didn't go through the door. Instead, she pushed open the window and leaped down, transforming into a streak of pure white light as she sped away.

Karen was incredibly fast; most people wouldn't even notice her rushing past. Only the purple-haired figure, who was busy cooking in the dormitory, noticed the unusual movement.

"There are experts!"

A flash of purple lightning streaked across her eyes, and Mei, sensing the aura of a powerful figure, instantly became alert.

With a slight thought, Mei's electromagnetic perception field, which was strong enough to cover several kilometers in radius, immediately allowed her to spot Karen's figure.

What is Headmistress Karen rushing off to do?

Could it be that they have encountered some formidable enemy that requires their personal intervention?

There are experts too!

Thinking of this, Mei's beautiful eyes lit up.

She's itching to play and desperately wants to fight!

"Ah Quan, Kiana, I'm going out for a bit!"

After leaving those words behind, Mei completely ignored the two fish-cats who were leaning on the sofa, fiddling with their controllers and passionately engaging in PvP. She took off her apron, tossed it aside, and dashed out of the house like lightning.

Kiana and Izumi were speechless, both looking completely bewildered.

"What is Mei rushing off to do?"

Kiana put down the controller and blinked her clear blue eyes, somewhat puzzled.

At first, A-Quan was also a little confused, but when she narrowed her eyes slightly as if sensing something, she discovered the answer.

“There was a special spatial fluctuation not long ago, which matches the fluctuation when Bai Xun opened the Silver Key Gate. It should be that Bai Xun has come.”

"Huh, really? I didn't feel anything at all."

"I'm a Herrscher of the Void too, though."

Kiana, imitating A-Quan, puffed out her cheeks and held her breath for a long time, but felt nothing except that her little face turned red. She then let out a dissatisfied grumble.

Unexpectedly, Ah Quan simply raised his little head proudly in response.

"Hmph, of course it's because I'm the most popular, beloved, and unparalleled Spring Spirit, while you're just a paramecium. What makes you think you can compare to me!"

"Who are you calling a paramecium! We all have the same face and the same brain. I don't believe you're that much smarter than me!"

"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry yet!"

A-Quan waved her little hand to interrupt Kiana's dissatisfied grumbling, pointed to the door Mei had walked out of, and smiled.

"I don't think you should be anxious for me right now. Mei is obviously going to go on a date with Hakuhiro. If you don't catch up with her soon, you won't even have a chance to push her away."

"I am Cao!"

Upon hearing this, Kiana was immediately alarmed, realizing the seriousness of the situation.

Then he quickly shook Ah Quan's shoulders and shouted,

"It's extremely urgent, A-Quan! Quickly open a portal and send me to Bai Xun's location! I can't pinpoint his location! I don't want to be ripped off again!"

"Stop making your sister Quan laugh. You and Mei have no relationship whatsoever, so how can you call yourself a cow?"

A-Quan slapped Kiana's hand away, showing no intention of helping.

She came to the Honkai Impact 3rd world for fun, and she wanted to enjoy the life of a stay-at-home girl who was waited on hand and foot and played games all day long. Now, a mere paramecium actually wants her to help.

It is simply the opposite of Tiangang!

Thinking this, A-Quan shifted to a more comfortable position on the sofa, picked up the controller, and easily turned the tables on Kiana without any skill, securing a KO victory. He showed absolutely no competitive spirit.

However, in the end, Kiana and Sirin are essentially one body with two souls. Now that she has spent so much time with this special version of "Sirin," she understands A-Quan's personality all too well.

So she wasn't angry at all, but continued to hold onto Ah Quan and say...

"Even if it's not for my sake, think about your dinner, Quan!"

"Ok?"

Sure enough, when the topic of food came up, A-Quan finally reacted.

Tilting her little head, she watched Kiana continue explaining.

"Ah Quan, don't you think about it? Mei going to meet Hakuhiro at this hour is definitely going to have a candlelight dinner together, and then they'll pass by a love hotel and probably go in and book a room. Then they'll be out all night and no one will be cooking dinner for you... Maybe those two will even have some fun... Damn it, you're so dense, don't think about that anymore!"

Kiana's breathing became a little rapid as she inexplicably conjured up many scenes that would not pass censorship. Even though she wasn't the protagonist, the thought of Hakuhiro and Mei doing those things made her feel somewhat excited.

It was even more stimulating and exciting than when I was performing water magic chants and fantasizing about touching and comforting Mei.

Holy crap, could I have actually gotten involved with that stuff?!

Thinking of this, Kiana quickly slapped herself twice to snap out of it, then shouted loudly at A-Quan.

"Ah Quan, just consider this as you using the gap with Bai Xun for dinner!"

If it was just Kiana's problem before, the situation has now escalated to a point where Izumi has no choice but to take it seriously.

As a homebody, all she needs to live is a small place where she can sleep, eat, and have internet access. But now she is facing the crisis of not having dinner at night, which has crossed her bottom line!

"There's nothing I can do, I'm just being magnanimous, so I'll help you this once!"

Ah Quan waved her small hand, instantly opening a gap connecting to the vicinity of Bai Xun, her face serious.

"Let's go in a moment and bring the cook back!"

"Yessir!"

Kiana, fully immersed in the role, gave A-Quan a loose military salute, and then she and A-Quan stepped into the gap and disappeared into the room.

The bizarre little drama that the two of them directed and acted in left Bronya, who was about to take over from Mei and go into the kitchen to prepare dinner, feeling completely blank, wondering what these two were up to.

Isn't she the one who cooks? What's wrong with letting Mei go on a date with her boyfriend...? Wait, Hakuhiro is back!

Bronya belatedly realized the problem, and without saying a word, she took off the apron she had only put on halfway.

"I have to go find Brother Bai Xun to help me find Xi'er!"

Three months have passed, three months after three months!

Without hesitation, Bronya followed suit and rushed into the gap that was not yet closed.