chsdbacks Chapter 1003: I Can Crotch Hit Quickly
Chapter 1003: I Can Crotch Hit Quickly
Chapter 1003: I Can Crotch Hit Quickly
The heartwarming story ends.
The entire Assassin Alliance couldn't help being immersed in an atmosphere exuding a strange smell.
but……
It's amazing.
As the only victim of the whole thing.
TV set!
Although it is not waterproof, it is not soft, and its shape is not good, but the quality is very good.
Plug it in.
It can still be played!
And depending on the situation...
Chicken Boy and Qingfeng seem to have sang another song together just now, and this moment of kung fu has just ended.
"Cock boy!"
Wait until the last sound of the cock falls...
The assassins present.
All looked at their leader cautiously.
Because if I remember correctly...
Their leader, just after a chorus ended, started to hit the TV with his crotch.
But this time...
The leader seems to hold back the impulse!
It's just that the "pretty face" blushed slightly, and she endured it.
"call……"
The leader of the assassins clenched his teeth:
patience!
In order not to disappoint.
The encouragement and support of the assassins.
He must stop being impulsive!
all in all……
No matter what the hell Orange Rose and Chiya are doing.
You must be patient!
at last……
The leader used reason to overcome the anger in his heart, and resisted hitting the TV with his crotch.
But the next second...
"Next, our Lin Group will have a new idol who will meet you on stage for the first time."
The host clenched the microphone and roared passionately: "Let us give the warmest applause!"
"Please bring out our Assassin Queen, Orange Rose!"
When the words "Orange Rose" fell.
The TV screen was shattered.
The leader of the assassins was like a mad Teddy, slamming his crotch on the TV frantically.
Its crazy appearance...
All the assassins present couldn't help being terrified.
and……
silently.
"My immediate boss is a gay man, should I sell my body to seek a higher position?" "This article.
Completely deleted from my own brain.
Are you kidding me?
Even if you sell your body.
You can't even lose your life, can you?
Such a terrifying crotch blow, even if it is a wall that blocks the giant "Maria", it can't resist it?
as predicted……
quickly!
"Maria" TV.
He was smashed into pieces by the leader of the crotch!
"call……"
Panting deeply, the leader of the assassins slumped and threw the fragments of the TV on the ground.
In the eyes of the assassins.
It's like a JIAN pervert who kills and throws away corpses!
"I have no idea!"
Facing the strange gazes of the assassins.
The leader of the assassins shook his head and smiled wryly: He promised earlier that he would never smash the TV with his fist this time.
crotch hit...
Really helpless!
Do you think...
Is it fun to hit the TV with your hips?
It hurts, okay?
If you don't believe it.
You can try it!
but……
Before you try.
There is one thing, must remind you!
well done.
Waterproof measures!
…………
Leaving aside the issue of the TV being waterproof.
thing.
It is very clear!
"That bitch, Orange Rose, betrayed me."
Sitting slumped on the sofa, the leader suddenly realized that not only did his hips hurt, but his heart hurt even more!
And besides being distressed...
There is one thing that he actually cares about!
That is……
"Where's Chifang?"
Just on TV.
He only saw the orange rose.
But I didn't see Chiya who went with her.
Could it be that……
The only one who betrayed him was Orange Rose.
Red teeth.
Are you still loyal to his lord?
Just thinking about this...
"Quick, find a way to contact Chiya."
The assassin leader was so moved that he was on the verge of tears.
As the saying goes:
The icing on the cake, it is better to send charcoal in the snow!
After Wu Liuqi, Qingfeng, Orange Rose, they betrayed him one by one...
A loyal minister like Chiya.
It is as precious as gold!
"Quick!"
The leader of the Assassins cried heart-rendingly: "Go and get Chiya back for me, I want Chiya!"
"..."
Hear this.
All the assassins present were dumbfounded: Lord Chiya, he is also gay?
"Gays are actually by my side again? "
and……
Listen to what the leader said.
He and Chiya seem to have gotten along well.
Putting it this way...
Think again.
The leader's crazy crotch strike!
Case solved!
No wonder……
Chitooth's head looked a little abnormal.
Who can be normal after being hit in the crotch every day?
The TV was smashed to pieces!
but……
No matter what the assassins think.
"We can't even get in touch with Lord Chiya!"
In the League of Assassins.
The identity of the Shadow Assassin is very transcendent.
Shenlong has always seen the beginning but never the end, and even the leader can't grasp their position in real time.
Where can ordinary assassins like them contact?
and……
Want to notify Shadow Assassin.
Generally, it is the shadow assassins who communicate with each other.
and so……
Want to find the Shadow Assassin.
Just have to find another Shadow Assassin!
and so……
"Yellow, green, blue, where are the three of them?"
The lord, he couldn't wait.
I want to contact Chiya, the only loyal minister.
however……
Speaking of which.
The little assassin's expression suddenly changed.
because……
"The three adults, yellow, green and blue, they walked together in the morning, and before they left..."
The little assassin hesitated for a moment, and took out a letter from his pocket: "They left a letter for you."
"A letter?"
As soon as I saw the letter.
The heart of the assassin leader couldn't help but sink.
open the letter...
"Dear leader, when you opened this letter, the three of us had already left Xuanwu Kingdom."
"Take a luxurious private plane to Chick Island."
"Because the three of us have decided to resign from our status as shadow assassins in the Xuanwu Kingdom and join the Lin Group."
"Become an assassin idol who earns tens of billions a year and is crazily admired by countless young girls!"
Speaking of which……
The writer paused.
"Looking at our friendship for many years, we asked Chiya to ask Lin Bei for you, Mr. Lin."
"Mr. Lin said."
"Come if you like."
"You can go to the Kuaijiao live broadcast platform with Chiya, form a partner, and perform the mouth-exploding blood demon."
This is the end of the letter.
Tucked underneath the letter.
It's three wooden signs representing shadow assassins!
At this……
The leader saw another small note.
"PS: Mr. Lin promised us to replace these three broken wooden plaques with 999 pure gold medals!"
"..."
silence.
It is a silent cry.
Holding back tears, he gritted his teeth.
Silently, the leader slammed the three Shadow Assassin Tokens in his hand with his crotch.
"..."
All the assassins present were dumbfounded.
Hitting the TV with their hips, they all understand.
after all……
Cockboys appear on TV like they lick the screen when they see beautiful women.
but……
A broken wooden sign.
Is there anything good to crotch hit?
"Broken wooden sign, what's there to hit on the hip?"
The leader of the assassin alliance gave a "puchi", laughed out loud, and then raised his crotch towards the sky:
"I'm not only going to hit the wooden sign with my crotch!"
"I want to hit the whole world with my hip!"
"FUCK!"
…………
On the third day of the assassin's lord hitting the world from the crotch.
Chicken Island!
"Wuhu!!"
Champagne and wine, lobster and abalone, and the whole Chicken Island, are immersed in boundless enjoyment.
because……
Today is the celebration banquet of the Lin Group.
this concert.
Not only is the name of the penis boy a household name, it has captured the hearts of almost every girl.
Orange Rose's Female Assassin Idol Department also achieved outstanding results.
According to the "hip hit" big data display.
During the concert three days ago, at least 1000 million men all over the world hit the TV with their hips.
then……
Orange Rose's female thorn idol department.
Not only has a huge number of male fans been harvested.
TV endorsement.
It was once sold out!
And apart from the idol department...
The women's rights department led by director Jiang also took the opportunity to develop hundreds of millions of women's rights members.
The most surprising thing is...
"Kuaijiao", which is composed of Chiya alone, has a headshot, and its daily revenue is close to [-] million!
Headshot economy.
The same cannot be underestimated!
and so……
Lin Bei decided.
Have a big annual meeting.
Let the whole Chicken Island get excited.
Good wine and food, handsome men and women, are piled up on the island like sand on the beach.
Eat and drink.
It's like heaven!
Surrounded by everyone, Lin Bei was like a god, standing high and conspicuous.
…………
smiling.
at your fingertips...
Take the juice from a waiter.
Lin Bei hadn't had time to drink yet.
"Shh!"
A sharp magic knife.
It lay across his neck.
Tear off the camouflage.
This ordinary waiter.
It turned out to be the leader of the assassins in disguise!
"Hahaha!"
The leader of the assassins grinned and laughed: "You idiots who have forgotten the way of assassins."
real assassin.
Not a fool performing on stage!
It's about disguising, hiding, and defeating the strong with the weak.
One move deadly killer!
Holding the magic knife.
The leader of the assassins laughed even more wildly: "Let me let you recall memories today."
"What is the real way of an assassin!"
while talking...
Assassin leader.
Without hesitation, he turned his wrist and cut off Lin Bei's head severely.
however……
"Boom!"
The magic knife that had been with him for decades broke instantly.
"..."
Dull, surprised.
Words were not enough to express his shock.
Lin Bei's attitude.
It was what made him most desperate.
Indifferent, playful eyes...
It's like the Tathagata Buddha, looking down.In his own palm, the proudly jumping grandson monkey.
Three-year-old child.
With a knife and a gun, it is indeed possible to kill a British Hercules weighing two hundred catties.
But if...
These two hundred catties of British Hercules.
It suddenly became, the unreachable sky!
Please advise.
A three-year-old child.
How can you kill the sky with a gun?
No matter how hard it tries, shoot, desperately.
result……
All will be smashed in the head by falling shell casings.
and so……
"A bridge with many sacks!"
As soon as the leader of the assassins stretched out his hand, he took out a letter from his pocket and said with a smile:
"I want to join the Lin Group."
"I want to join Chiya's Quick Foot Division!"
"Oh?"
Lin Bei raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly:
"Chiya can shoot headshots. What talents do you have?"
He pondered for a while.
The leader of the Assassin Alliance said categorically: "I know how to hit with the crotch!"
(End of this chapter)