Who says the Magic Cyber ​​Police can't overthrow the Heavenly Gang?

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"Is it okay to just lie here?"

Latis stared blankly at the curtain hanging above his thighs and asked:

"Is it necessary to put this thing down?"

“Miss Shishi said some people don’t like seeing their feet being held by others, so this curtain was installed,” Frico explained.

"Actually, this is good. With the curtains blocking the view, there's no possibility of eye contact, so there's no need to maintain social distancing... Sleeping until the massage is over is very helpful for restoring energy."

"I see."

Latis adjusted the pillow under his neck, nodded in agreement, and said:

"In that case, please close the curtains on both sides as well, thank you."

Frico couldn't help but laugh. She nodded, lowered the curtain, and then whispered:

"See you later, boss."

"Alright." Latis suddenly yawned widely, then stared wide-eyed in horror.

"Wow, is this a man's superpower? The moment my head hits the pillow, I want to sleep... my sadistic tendencies are kicking in... sadistic..."

His eyes closed instantly, his head tilted to the side, and he fell into a baby-like sleep.

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"Oh dear, are you already lying down?"

Shishi, carrying a full basket, looked at the figure already covered with a blanket on the massage bed and slightly dimmed the brightness of the magic wall lamp amidst the soft breathing sounds.

"Hmph, although I, Shishi, opened this massage parlor because of some niche hobbies, my professionalism is recognized by everyone! Even that walking Master Roshi... never mind, just thinking about him makes my nose stuffy again..."

Shishi quietly sat down at the foot of Latis's bed, sniffed hard, and then showed a helpless expression.

"Half the fun is gone, boohoo, oh no..."

She sighed, remained silent, and lifted the blanket covering Latis's feet.

"Wow! Such strong legs! Those powerful muscles poised to strike... Is this the legendary elf?! No wonder they were a powerful race renowned throughout the continent decades ago! Ah, Shishi longs for it..."

Shishi roughly touched Latis's feet, nodded in satisfaction, took out herbal essential oil from the basket, poured it into her hands, and then rubbed it between her palms.

"At first glance, Your Excellency's feet seem to possess more vitality than those of the foot warriors. Hmm... that makes sense, though. Those warriors, rather than having vitality, seem to specialize in survival skills and various strange combat techniques. Some of them are indeed in rather poor physical condition..."

Despite being a racehorse girl with a warrior bloodline, Shishi didn't discriminate against warriors. She knew that most warriors were commoners who were either too poor or lacked the necessary skills.

However, just like the difference between seeing cockroaches outside and seeing them at home, seeing soldiers outside doesn't frighten her, and she can even observe their physical condition. But seeing soldiers at home... just thinking about it makes her want to faint.

"Forget it, don't think about it, don't think about it."

Shishi grasped Latis's foot with her hands, which were covered in herbal essential oil. As the elven blessing magic within Latis fluctuated slightly, the herbal essential oil began to seep rapidly into his skin.

"Wow, is that what an elf is? Amazing!"

Seeing that Latis's feet instantly became moist, Shishi's eyes lit up, and she felt like she had reached a peak!

She took a deep breath, mustered all her strength, and began her traditional massage.

"Wow! I've never seen such plump toes before. They seem to contain a terrifying life force, giving me the feeling of facing a monster!"

"The muscles on the inside of her foot are incredibly firm; a close touch feels like touching a tightly twisted iron chain! Wow, it's only because your feet aren't as fleshy as other girls' that I can feel this. This powerful sensation is truly irresistible..."

"The perfect curve of these arches reminds me of the sacred icebergs of Andora. The powerful tension felt against the arches proves they are feet capable of supporting hundreds or even thousands of kilograms!"

Have you ever seen the feet of an elf up close? The roads it has traversed may be unimaginably long!

"Ah... although this isn't quite what I imagined, I can still declare that this is the most powerful foot I've touched in recent years, the best foot I've ever hit!"

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After an hour-long massage, Shishi raised her arms, wiped the sweat from her brow with the clothes on her shoulders, and contentedly collected the specially treated foot medicine into a small bottle.

This is one way she enhances her bloodline abilities by using pharmacological combinations of foot materials to concoct a magical potion that strengthens her racehorse bloodline.

On the icy plains, the simple-minded equine warriors usually slay monsters and use the monsters' feet to make potions to strengthen themselves. However, Shishi, full of genius and ingenuity, discovered in her research on massage that the materials from human feet can also be used to make potions.

Although the amount of ingredients used in massage is relatively small, making it impossible to refine a potent medicinal liquid, the cumulative effect is still considerable.

Furthermore... those unused medicines can also be used as a way to store the scents of different customers' feet. When Shishi misses those customers, she can occasionally take them out to smell them and reminisce.

"In short, another perfect massage is complete!"

Shishi chuckled, lingeringly stroking Latis's feet for a while longer, then excitedly picked up her basket and ran back to her preparation room.

"I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I want to describe to everyone how the elf's feet felt!"

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"It seems I had a very strange but beautiful dream..."

Latis shuddered and suddenly woke up from his sleep.

He tried his legs, which suddenly felt incredibly light, and was immediately delighted to stand up and walk out of the massage room.

"That's amazing!" Latis exclaimed to the smiling Frico, "I must give Shopkeeper Shishi a five-star review on the Magic Network!"

Chapter 235 Slaanesh's influence is like a raging flood.

"Today I received... an elven lady. As a master of foot appreciation who has seen countless feet, I would call these feet my sacred feet! Although I did not see the elven lady's appearance... I imagine she must be a magnificent and peerless hero!"

Shishi was editing her foot care diary for the day in the forum beacon post. As she wrote, she stretched and moved her shoulders and neck, which were a little sore from the vigorous massage.

Then, with a satisfied smile, Shishi picked up the herbal tea made with Latis's medicinal liquid from the table, took a deep sniff, sipped it, and savored the slightly sour herbal fragrance on her lips and tongue.

The powerful life force in the herbal tea immediately surged through her blood vessels to Shishi's feet. Feeling the vitality in her feet, a hint of joy flashed in her eyes as she returned to the post to write a comment.

"...In this situation, I can't help but wonder if this elven customer is like the legendary evil Titan: he started practicing martial arts at ten, learned magic at twelve, could support a person on his fist, and could ride a horse on his shoulder..."

Seeing that she was almost at the character limit for a single comment, Shishi thought for a moment and decided to send the comment first and then edit another one. Although she usually summarized everything very briefly in one comment, she still felt a little unsatisfied after saying this today, so she decided to make an exception and praise the fairy lord two, or even three or four times!

She chuckled and was about to type in a new comment when suddenly the beacon link fluctuated, causing all the text she had already typed in the comment to disappear.

"What, what's going on?"

Shishi was shocked. She instinctively stood up and hurriedly tried to stabilize the beacon link, but the violently fluctuating link eventually fell silent.

She hurriedly projected the soul link towards the forum beacon again, following the coordinates she had saved in her mind, but half a minute later, the link still did not move.

"Where's my forum?!" Shishi suddenly felt dizzy and cried out in despair:

"Waaaaah... What happened to my huge forum?"

"My forum, my posts, my fellow forum members..." She collapsed onto her bed in grief, wailing loudly.

"It's fallen!"

Suddenly, a slight vibration came from her mind. Shishi got out of bed, sniffed her stuffy nose, and checked it. It turned out that she had received a message in her private beacon.

[Nightly: Bad news! Boss Shishi, one of our viewers asked Legendary Mage to check, and your forum beacon has been destroyed!]

"Wha, what?!"

Shishi's mental defenses were instantly shattered by this bad news. She collapsed to the ground, pale-faced, her fluffy horse ears drooping limply.

She didn't question the authenticity of the news, after all, the female student named Ye Ye was also one of her customers, and after discovering her foot appreciation diary, Ye Ye quickly developed a niche hobby of sketching jade feet.

Shishi covered her face, sighed, and replied to Yeye's message.

[Shishi: Waaah, how could this happen! What on earth happened?]

[Nightly: I don't know the specifics, I only heard that when the legendary mage arrived at the scene, he only found a strange wooden head.]

[Shishi: Huh? That's just space debris, isn't it?]

[Nightly: I don't know... The legendary mage said the wooden head looked rather fierce, perhaps a bad omen, so he immediately threw it back into the starry sky and then went to Andora to cleanse his soul.]

[Shishi: ...How come I didn't know that Andora could cleanse the soul?]

[Nightly: It's all because of those ads that say things like "Just go!" or "Your body and soul must always be on the road"... Never mind, let's not talk about that. By the way, do you know Gouzi Ge?]

[Shishi: I think I've heard of it before.]

[Nightly: He specifically praised the massage techniques at Mambo Massage Parlor when he was chatting in our Mage's Hand group earlier! Did you happen to give him a massage today? Hehe, Lundia is so small!]

[Shishi: ...]

[Nightly: Not only that, he also said he'd recommend it to everyone around him! Shishi, you're going to be rich!]

[Shishi: ...Ha, haha...]

[Ye Ye: I'm not saying anything more, my pen urge is acting up again. Can I draw a fan art of Gouzi and Boss Shishi? Sure! Hehe, bye-bye~]

Shishi blankly disconnected the beacon, glanced at the medicinal tea on the table with only a small amount of Fu Gen left, remained silent for a moment, and then her eyes and ears began to vibrate violently at the same time.

"Oh no! Oh no! No way!"

She looked slightly dazed, then subconsciously stood up and sat back down at the table.

“Aba aba… Mambo… I… I’ve lost my memory? Aren’t you the Elf Lord…”

Shishi shook her head, wiped the drool that had dripped from her mouth while she was daydreaming, and after thinking for a moment, she realized with horror that Frico hadn't actually said she was an elf...

She hesitated for a moment, then logged onto the magic network and searched for the homepage of "I sell groin in Atlantis". She then clicked on the spell on the homepage and took a look.

"Introduction: The original article has been moved to the forum. Click the following link to jump to it?"

Having just lost the forum and seeing its desolate state, Shishi bit her lip, suppressed her sadness, obtained the beacon address, and quickly connected to the forum.

"The Mage's Hand... Is he over eighteen?"

Shishi opened her mouth, looking at the option with a completely confused expression. She scratched her head and looked at the "No" button...

"No, that's not right." A very dangerous premonition made Shishi instantly withdraw her hand. She took two deep breaths, glanced at the "No" button with lingering fear, and quickly selected "Yes".

"Why do I suddenly feel a chill between my legs..."

Shishi muttered with a hint of lingering fear as she looked up at the forum interface.

"……what?"