chsdbacks Chapter 122 The Goddess of Water Doesn't Pee
Chapter 122 The Goddess of Water Doesn't Pee
Chapter 122 The Goddess of Water Doesn't Pee
It must be said that Aqua, as the goddess of water, is truly exceptional in her ability to cleanse the world of impurities.
As a stream of warm water lashed over him, Broly, cleansed of all filth, shone with a crystalline luster, like a reincarnated infant.
Even its filthy tail now revealed its original light brown color, but it coiled up from behind, covering its vital parts.
"Sister Marian, could you please leave first? I feel embarrassed if you stay here."
Broly said this calmly, but he didn't seem embarrassed at all.
That's true; he just subconsciously felt that he shouldn't expose his body to strange women other than his wife.
"Ah, I'll go out right away."
Marian belatedly realized that she had stared too directly at the boy's lithe tail between his legs, so she quickly ran outside, leaving only Aqua and Broly in the bathroom.
"Broly, how's it going? You're all clean now, aren't you?"
Broly wanted to say that there was still one spot that hadn't been washed, but seeing Aqua's eager look for praise, he swallowed his words.
"Yeah, Aqua, you're the best!"
"That's right, that's right! I am the goddess of water. Neither physical filth nor magical curses can stop my powerful purifying abilities. (Although I just used a scrubbing technique.)"
Aqua was beaming with pride after being praised, and Broly wondered if she had a tail on her butt and it would stick up at that moment.
"Huh?"
Thinking this, Broly's gaze fell on Aqua's buttocks, and he was somewhat surprised to find that there was a light shining from there.
"What is that?"
he asks.
"Um?"
Aqua looked in the direction Broly was pointing and then revealed a smug expression.
"This is for preventing accidental exposure. It creates multiple layers of refracting water film to refract light, thus achieving an opaque effect."
I call this refracted light "Holy Light," but it's a self-created technique that allows me to not wear restrictive underwear!
You have no idea how troublesome wearing underwear used to be. Even though I'm the goddess of water and there's no such thing as wearing dirty underwear, after wearing them for a while, I would always feel the urge to change them, and changing underwear meant washing them...
Aqua spoke eloquently about the motivation behind her Water Flow Holy Light spell, and how the inspiration came from holy light effects in mortal anime.
"After I invented this trick, I no longer needed to wash my underwear because I didn't wear underwear at all. At first, it felt a little cool, but I got used to it and it felt great."
Especially in situations where there's a hint of exposure, some male ghosts will try to peek through the cracks in the ground. I'll pretend to spread my legs, and just when they think they're about to get a good look, I'll flash a holy light that blinds them.
Just thinking about how embarrassed those sleazy guys looked after being blinded by the light makes me want to laugh. I'm about to laugh myself to death!
Broly: "..."
He didn't understand the humor.
"Also worth mentioning is that my urine is purified water."
After Aqua finished laughing, she straightened up and said...
"Huh, really?!"
Upon hearing this, Broly was astonished; this was an incredible skill.
"Of course, I am the goddess of water!"
"Can I learn this trick?"
"Um?"
This time, Aqua was a bit confused.
"Why would you want to learn this trick? You don't want to drink urine, do you?"
Broly wasn't embarrassed at all and readily nodded in agreement.
"Where I used to live, there wasn't much water."
Upon hearing this, Aqua thought about the situation in places without water and suddenly felt a pang of pity for the child.
"It's alright, Broly. From now on, I will look after you and ensure you never have to worry about water again!"
Broly was suddenly hugged by Aqua, the goddess with a slightly low intelligence. When she was serious, she was still very beautiful, and her body was soft and warm.
"So, can I learn your peeing tricks from you?"
But Broly didn't care about that; all he wanted was the ability to achieve the most efficient infinite water recycling, and he pressed on in a muffled voice from Aqua's well-endowed chest.
"This trick can't be learned. My ability to purify urine into water is a natural purification function of my body. Simply put, it's my passive ability as the Goddess of Water. But you're not a goddess, and there can't be two Goddesses of Water in the world, so you can't learn it."
Aqua explained.
"Is that so..."
Broly was somewhat disappointed.
"However, if it's just about purifying sewage into clean water, I can teach you this purification magic."
"real?!"
"Of course, Broly, just you watch, the water will be purified!"
As Aqua spoke, she cast a water purification spell on the foamy sewage on the ground.
With a flash of magical light, the sewage turned into clear water.
"Alright, you've seen it once. Given the adventurer's ability to learn all class skills, once you level up and get skill points, you can use those points to directly learn the [Water Purification] spell."
"By the way, I've slightly modified this magic, adding a water purification effect that can purify water to the point where it's drinkable."
If you're only drinking purified water, you should pay a little more attention to your diet.
After all, water contains some trace elements that humans need.
Aqua seemed to remember something and offered another reminder.
"Okay, thank you, Aqua."
Broly didn't know what trace elements were, but he was still very grateful to Aqua.
Next, it was Aqua's turn to take a bath.
Although she is the goddess of water, she cannot guarantee the cleanliness of her body.
Broly, who was watching from the side, offered to help scrub his back.
Aqua readily agreed.
After Aqua agreed, Broly took a towel and started rubbing her back.
"Hey, you copied my technique, didn't you? I never imagined you'd learned so much about cleaning the body in just a short time scrubbing!"
Aqua was somewhat surprised.
"Come on, keep going. Let me see what you've actually learned from me!"
"oh!"
Towels danced in the Saiyan children's hands, and shampoo occasionally shot through the air.
The atmosphere in the bathroom gradually became lively.
It turned into a situation where experienced bathhouse attendants were testing their apprentices.
(End of this chapter)